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Clips from Moonlighting - My Fair David (S02E02)

TV Movies 1985 Season 2, Episode 5 690 clips
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Episodes from this show

Title Season Episode
Moonlighting (Pilot) 1 1
Gunfight at the So-So Corral 1 2
Read the Mind... See the Movie 1 3
The Next Murder You Hear 1 4
Next Stop Murder 1 5
The Murder's in the Mail 1 6
Brother, Can You Spare a Blonde? 2 1
The Lady in the Iron Mask 2 2
Money Talks... Maddie Walks 2 3
The Dream Sequence Always Rings Twice 2 4
My Fair David 2 5
Knowing Her 2 6
Somewhere Under the Rainbow 2 7
Portrait of Maddie 2 8
Atlas Belched 2 9
Twas the Episode Before Christmas 2 10
The Bride of Tupperman 2 11
North by North DiPesto 2 12
In God We Strongly Suspect 2 13
Every Daughter's Father Is a Virgin 2 14
Witness for the Execution 2 15
Sleep Talkin' Guy 2 16
Funeral for a Door Nail 2 17
Camille 2 18
The Son Also Rises 3 1
The Man Who Cried Wife 3 2
Symphony in Knocked Flat 3 3
Yours, Very Deadly 3 4
All Creatures Great... and Not So Great 3 5
Big Man on Mulberry Street 3 6
Atomic Shakespeare 3 7
It's a Wonderful Job 3 8
The Straight Poop 3 9
Title Season Episode
Poltergeist III 3 10
Blonde on Blonde 3 11
Sam & Dave 3 12
Maddie's Turn to Cry 3 13
I Am Curious... Maddie 3 14
To Heiress Human 3 15
A Trip to the Moon 4 1
Come Back Little Shiksa 4 2
Take a Left at the Altar 4 3
Tale in Two Cities 4 4
Cool Hand Dave: Part 1 4 5
Cool Hand Dave: Part 2 4 6
Father Knows Last 4 7
Los Dos Dipestos 4 8
Fetal Attraction 4 9
Tracks of My Tears 4 10
Eek! A Spouse! 4 11
Maddie Hayes Got Married 4 12
Here's Living with You, Kid 4 13
And the Flesh Was Made Word 4 14
A Womb with a View 5 1
Between a Yuk and a Hard Place 5 2
The Color of Maddie 5 3
Plastic Fantastic Lovers 5 4
Shirts and Skins 5 5
Take My Wife, for Example 5 6
I See England, I See France, I See Maddie's Netherworld 5 7
Those Lips, Those Lies 5 8
Perfetc 5 9
When Girls Collide 5 10
In 'N Outlaws 5 11
Eine Kleine Nacht Murder 5 12
Lunar Eclipse 5 13
That's you.
"That's you."
Moonlighting
Tough break, Simmons, but we do have some lovely parting gifts!
"Tough break, Simmons, but we do have some lovely parting gifts!"
Moonlighting
Hang loose, kids, she got a hair appointment on Thursday.
"Hang loose, kids, she got a hair appointment on Thursday."
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What if I had been a potential client...
"What if I had been a potential client..."
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Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
"Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!"
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What hurts most is that you are the same person you were...
"What hurts most is that you are the same person you were..."
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Don't you people have anything better to do?
"Don't you people have anything better to do?"
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-Yeah, and...? -And you're not.
"-Yeah, and...? -And you're not."
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-I'm not what? -A mature adult.
"-I'm not what? -A mature adult."
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How about $3000?
"How about $3000?"
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-What does that mean? -No fast-talking jive.
"-What does that mean? -No fast-talking jive."
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...or just your head on a platter?
"...or just your head on a platter?"
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Ms. Hayes, if memory serves, you're a wealthy woman.
"Ms. Hayes, if memory serves, you're a wealthy woman."
Moonlighting
You see, I'm not only looking for someone to simply save Clark...
"You see, I'm not only looking for someone to simply save Clark..."
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...I'm looking for someone to negotiate for him.
"...I'm looking for someone to negotiate for him."
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That's a gift he was born with, not something he works at.
"That's a gift he was born with, not something he works at."
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...the bucket's bottom.
"...the bucket's bottom."
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...and an additional dollar for every 2 dollars you save me.
"...and an additional dollar for every 2 dollars you save me."
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-David.... -Maddie, I know.
"-David.... -Maddie, I know."
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Clever.
"Clever."
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-David? -Don't let him get away! Maddie!
"-David? -Don't let him get away! Maddie!"
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There he is. There he is. Go get him.
"There he is. There he is. Go get him."
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Just a consideration to be weighed while evaluating our courses of action.
"Just a consideration to be weighed while evaluating our courses of action."
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Fifty thousand dollars! I can't believe we did that.
"Fifty thousand dollars! I can't believe we did that."
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You see that? That is a check for $50,000, Maddie...
"You see that? That is a check for $50,000, Maddie..."
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...you de-Daved him, and that's that.
"...you de-Daved him, and that's that."
Moonlighting
Hardware-store man says, "Mister, I'm sorry...
"Hardware-store man says, "Mister, I'm sorry..."
Moonlighting
I went to his apartment this morning, we were going to have breakfast.
"I went to his apartment this morning, we were going to have breakfast."
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If they don't get the money by noon, they'll kill him.
"If they don't get the money by noon, they'll kill him."
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I have never been so frightened in my whole life.
"I have never been so frightened in my whole life."
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-For this to have happened twice.... -Mrs. Greydon...
"-For this to have happened twice.... -Mrs. Greydon..."
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I probably never should have toyed with them the first time.
"I probably never should have toyed with them the first time."
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Do you think this ruins the lining of the suit?
"Do you think this ruins the lining of the suit?"
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...80 my father took him to obedience school, trained him to be a watchdog.
"...80 my father took him to obedience school, trained him to be a watchdog."
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-Quarter. -You can give me the voucher later.
"-Quarter. -You can give me the voucher later."
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Three minutes.
"Three minutes."
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-Is it? -l don't know.
"-Is it? -l don't know."
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This is supposed to be it.
"This is supposed to be it."
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One minute.
"One minute."
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Oh, David.
"Oh, David."
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Maddie...
"Maddie..."
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Mrs. Greydon....
"Mrs. Greydon...."
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Clark is alive! Clark is alive!
"Clark is alive! Clark is alive!"
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Oh, David, isn't life wonderful?
"Oh, David, isn't life wonderful?"
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Fifty thou.
"Fifty thou."
Moonlighting
You just stood there and sang.
"You just stood there and sang."
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It didn't matter whether we were there on time, that van was gonna go.
"It didn't matter whether we were there on time, that van was gonna go."
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...if only I had known the truth about that first kidnapping.
"...if only I had known the truth about that first kidnapping."
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-What are you gonna do with us? -Kill you.
"-What are you gonna do with us? -Kill you."
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Mr. Addison, what does that mean? What do you want me to tell her?
"Mr. Addison, what does that mean? What do you want me to tell her?"
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Yeah. Yeah, I'll be right out.
"Yeah. Yeah, I'll be right out."
Moonlighting
I'm putting on my pants.
"I'm putting on my pants."
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You see that?
"You see that?"
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You.
"You."
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You're late, Clark.
"You're late, Clark."
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You know what that means.
"You know what that means."
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I gotta do some damage.
"I gotta do some damage."
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You wanna pick something?
"You wanna pick something?"
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Arm? Leg?
"Arm? Leg?"
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A hand maybe?
"A hand maybe?"
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Oh, right, we don't wanna mess with the fame and the fortune.
"Oh, right, we don't wanna mess with the fame and the fortune."
Moonlighting
What's it gonna be, Clark?
"What's it gonna be, Clark?"
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Very nasty fall, man.
"Very nasty fall, man."
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Not a pretty picture.
"Not a pretty picture."
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A warning, kids, don't try this at home. No, no, no.
"A warning, kids, don't try this at home. No, no, no."
Moonlighting
Next up, our buddy Lewis...
"Next up, our buddy Lewis..."
Moonlighting
...and the question that is on all of America's mind:
"...and the question that is on all of America's mind:"
Moonlighting
"How low can he go?"
""How low can he go?""
Moonlighting
Good extension. Impressive leg control.
"Good extension. Impressive leg control."
Moonlighting
Muscles contract, tension builds.
"Muscles contract, tension builds."
Moonlighting
The smell of an armpit, roar of the crowd.
"The smell of an armpit, roar of the crowd."
Moonlighting
Hi, boss. Back from the dentist so soon?
"Hi, boss. Back from the dentist so soon?"
Moonlighting
Limbo higher now.
"Limbo higher now."
Moonlighting
Cat got your tongue?
"Cat got your tongue?"
Moonlighting
Dr. Fishbine aim a little higher with the Novocain?
"Dr. Fishbine aim a little higher with the Novocain?"
Moonlighting
So come on, say something, will you?
"So come on, say something, will you?"
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No.
"No."
Moonlighting
Look at the steam rising off that chair.
"Look at the steam rising off that chair."
Moonlighting
There must be somebody pretty hot sitting there.
"There must be somebody pretty hot sitting there."
Moonlighting
What could have gotten that somebody so hot?
"What could have gotten that somebody so hot?"
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Couldn't have been that they walked in on a moment of fun and frolic here.
"Couldn't have been that they walked in on a moment of fun and frolic here."
Moonlighting
No. Nobody could be that self-involved, that humourless, have that big a stick--
"No. Nobody could be that self-involved, that humourless, have that big a stick--"
Moonlighting
"Fun and frolic"? Is that what you call this?
""Fun and frolic"? Is that what you call this?"
Moonlighting
Magic and mirth? Thrills and spills? Love and laughter?
"Magic and mirth? Thrills and spills? Love and laughter?"
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-You think this is funny? -I sure am trying.
"-You think this is funny? -I sure am trying."
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-What if I was a client? -What if?
"-What if I was a client? -What if?"
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...and saw employees doing a revival of Zulu. What would I have thought?
"...and saw employees doing a revival of Zulu. What would I have thought?"
Moonlighting
"Why is that man having sex with himself?"
""Why is that man having sex with himself?""
Moonlighting
-This is not a joke. -This is. A man goes to a sperm bank--
"-This is not a joke. -This is. A man goes to a sperm bank--"
Moonlighting
You know what hurts the most?
"You know what hurts the most?"
Moonlighting
You get a pimple inside your nose, then you gotta blow--
"You get a pimple inside your nose, then you gotta blow--"
Moonlighting
That's what I mean!
"That's what I mean!"
Moonlighting
And people say we're not alike.
"And people say we're not alike."
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...when I walked in here seven months ago.
"...when I walked in here seven months ago."
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That's why these clothes still fit.
"That's why these clothes still fit."
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I have made an effort to loosen up, to relax.
"I have made an effort to loosen up, to relax."
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-To let my hair down. -Me too.
"-To let my hair down. -Me too."
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When you work with someone, you have to accept their style...
"When you work with someone, you have to accept their style..."
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...hope that they'll accept yours. Find some middle ground.
"...hope that they'll accept yours. Find some middle ground."
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Sounds reasonable.
"Sounds reasonable."
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What hurts most is that I have done all the changing, all the accepting.
"What hurts most is that I have done all the changing, all the accepting."
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-Really? -I think you'd find it hard to refute...
"-Really? -I think you'd find it hard to refute..."
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...that I've become more easygoing, more jovial, more devil-may-care.
"...that I've become more easygoing, more jovial, more devil-may-care."
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You're a regular Jan Murray.
"You're a regular Jan Murray."
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But you have not made such an effort.
"But you have not made such an effort."
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Addison, come back here. I'm not through haranguing yet.
"Addison, come back here. I'm not through haranguing yet."
Moonlighting
Addison!
"Addison!"
Moonlighting
You walked out of my office.
"You walked out of my office."
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I was in the middle of talking and you walked out.
"I was in the middle of talking and you walked out."
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You got it, Sherlock. I'd appreciate it if you returned the favour.
"You got it, Sherlock. I'd appreciate it if you returned the favour."
Moonlighting
You're angry? Is that what this is about? You're angry?!
"You're angry? Is that what this is about? You're angry?!"
Moonlighting
Let's get one thing straight, bub.
"Let's get one thing straight, bub."
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If anybody has the right to be angry here, it's me.
"If anybody has the right to be angry here, it's me."
Moonlighting
-Oh, really? -Yes, really.
"-Oh, really? -Yes, really."
Moonlighting
Those people are supposed to be working out there...
"Those people are supposed to be working out there..."
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...not limboing. You just encouraged them.
"...not limboing. You just encouraged them."
Moonlighting
Is that what you think I'm doing? I have a much higher purpose.
"Is that what you think I'm doing? I have a much higher purpose."
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-Higher purpose? -Yes.
"-Higher purpose? -Yes."
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-I was trying to raise spirits. -Raise spirits?
"-I was trying to raise spirits. -Raise spirits?"
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-That's right, and you know why? -I can barely stand the suspense.
"-That's right, and you know why? -I can barely stand the suspense."
Moonlighting