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Clips from Moonlighting - Between a Yuk and a Hard Place (S05E05)

TV Movies 1985 Season 5, Episode 2 619 clips
Crime
-Can you? -All right. I'll take the case.
"-Can you? -All right. I'll take the case."
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Your husband's in jail?
"Your husband's in jail?"
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-Any messages? -Here.
"-Any messages? -Here."
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But do you know what her saving grace is?
"But do you know what her saving grace is?"
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In fact, it's a good thing. It's good for her, good for us.
"In fact, it's a good thing. It's good for her, good for us."
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-I'd pay to watch it. -You would.
"-I'd pay to watch it. -You would."
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So....
"So...."
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The next morning, he was taking a shower...
"The next morning, he was taking a shower..."
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...I thought I'd unpack his bags.
"...I thought I'd unpack his bags."
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...but I found this little leather box.
"...but I found this little leather box."
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Deny away but I'm not the one that's denying.
"Deny away but I'm not the one that's denying."
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Okay. You're not denying and I'm not denying...
"Okay. You're not denying and I'm not denying..."
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...then we shouldn't have any trouble talking.
"...then we shouldn't have any trouble talking."
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Well, somebody's gotta keep the home fires burning.
"Well, somebody's gotta keep the home fires burning."
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Want me to confirm your return reservations?
"Want me to confirm your return reservations?"
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...even though they're all ripped up inside.
"...even though they're all ripped up inside."
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I can't believe how quickly you got this report index....
"I can't believe how quickly you got this report index...."
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...Mr. Addison is an adult.
"...Mr. Addison is an adult."
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His aren't even out the door and you're trying them on?
"His aren't even out the door and you're trying them on?"
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...but you mustn't feel responsible for Joan's death.
"...but you mustn't feel responsible for Joan's death."
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...but we got a meatloaf back in the oven at the trailer park.
"...but we got a meatloaf back in the oven at the trailer park."
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Oh, that'll be the police.
"Oh, that'll be the police."
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...when his new identity as Dennis Spring was a secret?
"...when his new identity as Dennis Spring was a secret?"
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What did you do? Did you follow us?
"What did you do? Did you follow us?"
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He doesn't look like a Jeep kind of guy.
"He doesn't look like a Jeep kind of guy."
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Oh, no.
"Oh, no."
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-The firmer the better. -That is the stupidest line.
"-The firmer the better. -That is the stupidest line."
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-It's my sister's fiancé. I'm afraid he's-- -A woman.
"-It's my sister's fiancé. I'm afraid he's-- -A woman."
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Following me every night on my way home from work in a car.
"Following me every night on my way home from work in a car."
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About the size of a pocket watch placed carefully between--
"About the size of a pocket watch placed carefully between--"
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My heart and soul.
"My heart and soul."
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-It's a megillah. -So...
"-It's a megillah. -So..."
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-...I need to know-- -Will you?
"-...I need to know-- -Will you?"
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-Won't you? -Would you?
"-Won't you? -Would you?"
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I'll take the case. I'll take the case.
"I'll take the case. I'll take the case."
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I'll take the case. I'll take the case.
"I'll take the case. I'll take the case."
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You've reached Blue Moon. She'll be with you soon.
"You've reached Blue Moon. She'll be with you soon."
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The cheque's in the mail.
"The cheque's in the mail."
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One moment, please, excuse the reprise.
"One moment, please, excuse the reprise."
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You don't have to type this right away. Just whenever it slows down.
"You don't have to type this right away. Just whenever it slows down."
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Mr. Addison in yet?
"Mr. Addison in yet?"
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Would you pencil me in a client at 4:45?
"Would you pencil me in a client at 4:45?"
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-You already have one. -Four forty-seven then.
"-You already have one. -Four forty-seven then."
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Yes, Miss Hayes.
"Yes, Miss Hayes."
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Agnes, about Mr. Addison, when he comes in...
"Agnes, about Mr. Addison, when he comes in..."
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...you don't have to tell him I was looking for him.
"...you don't have to tell him I was looking for him."
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-Okay. -I just wanted to find out...
"-Okay. -I just wanted to find out..."
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...if he'd served those papers yet. There's no need to mention it.
"...if he'd served those papers yet. There's no need to mention it."
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Okay, Miss Hayes.
"Okay, Miss Hayes."
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-Okay. -Okay.
"-Okay. -Okay."
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Guess that's all.
"Guess that's all."
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Agnes, feed these into the PC when you get a breather, will you?
"Agnes, feed these into the PC when you get a breather, will you?"
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I haven't been this harsh since you were in charge.
"I haven't been this harsh since you were in charge."
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What's going on with Miss Hayes, anyway?
"What's going on with Miss Hayes, anyway?"
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Perhaps she figured out someone's gotta crack the whip here.
"Perhaps she figured out someone's gotta crack the whip here."
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I'm afraid that's not the only thing that's cracked.
"I'm afraid that's not the only thing that's cracked."
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I'm worried about her.
"I'm worried about her."
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Everything that she and Mr. Addison have been through lately.
"Everything that she and Mr. Addison have been through lately."
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Right.
"Right."
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I mean....
"I mean...."
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Yeah.
"Yeah."
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Well...
"Well..."
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...I know what you're thinking, but she has bounced back quite nicely.
"...I know what you're thinking, but she has bounced back quite nicely."
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Bounced back?
"Bounced back?"
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You ever have a Super Ball when you were a kid?
"You ever have a Super Ball when you were a kid?"
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You bounce it a little and it bounces a lot.
"You bounce it a little and it bounces a lot."
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Too much, way too much.
"Too much, way too much."
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-What are you getting at? -I don't think she's dealing with stuff.
"-What are you getting at? -I don't think she's dealing with stuff."
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-And where's Mr. Addison? -He's serving those papers.
"-And where's Mr. Addison? -He's serving those papers."
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-The Anselmo case. -Oh, come on. For two weeks?
"-The Anselmo case. -Oh, come on. For two weeks?"
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Well, maybe he's just not comfortable with the new, improved Blue Moon.
"Well, maybe he's just not comfortable with the new, improved Blue Moon."
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Free spirits and free enterprise don't always mix.
"Free spirits and free enterprise don't always mix."
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I don't think that's it, Burt.
"I don't think that's it, Burt."
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Sometimes a tragedy will bring two people closer together...
"Sometimes a tragedy will bring two people closer together..."
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...and sometimes....
"...and sometimes...."
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When was the last time you saw them together?
"When was the last time you saw them together?"
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Agnes...
"Agnes..."
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...time heals all wounds.
"...time heals all wounds."
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I certainly wouldn't worry about Mr. Addison. He's a man of steel.
"I certainly wouldn't worry about Mr. Addison. He's a man of steel."
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And Miss Hayes, Miss Hayes is a miraculous woman.
"And Miss Hayes, Miss Hayes is a miraculous woman."
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A real survivor.
"A real survivor."
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Her industry.
"Her industry."
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And believe me, around here, a little industry is not a bad thing.
"And believe me, around here, a little industry is not a bad thing."
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The eclipse of idleness has passed and Blue Moon's rising once again.
"The eclipse of idleness has passed and Blue Moon's rising once again."
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Moonrise, huh?
"Moonrise, huh?"
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Yeah and I bet you're gonna be the first one in line to pucker up.
"Yeah and I bet you're gonna be the first one in line to pucker up."
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Looking a little green around the irises, aren't we?
"Looking a little green around the irises, aren't we?"
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You'd have to get a stepladder to see my irises.
"You'd have to get a stepladder to see my irises."
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Okay, stop it right now. You'd think you'd both be too beat to bicker.
"Okay, stop it right now. You'd think you'd both be too beat to bicker."
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-Why don't you make up? -I would rather drink my--
"-Why don't you make up? -I would rather drink my--"
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What is it with you two, anyway?
"What is it with you two, anyway?"
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I can't even remember what it is, why you hate each other.
"I can't even remember what it is, why you hate each other."
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-Oh, it's very simple. -Yeah.
"-Oh, it's very simple. -Yeah."
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-We just do. -Yeah.
"-We just do. -Yeah."
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-Right? -Blind hatred.
"-Right? -Blind hatred."
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See, you agree on something.
"See, you agree on something."
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Agree? Never.
"Agree? Never."
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I love this man.
"I love this man."
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Me neither.
"Me neither."
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-Morning, Agnes. -Good morning, Mr. Addison.
"-Morning, Agnes. -Good morning, Mr. Addison."
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-Morning's almost over. -Already?
"-Morning's almost over. -Already?"
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Time sure flies when you're...
"Time sure flies when you're..."
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...hunting down wanted criminals. I just dropped by this morning...
"...hunting down wanted criminals. I just dropped by this morning..."
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...because there were barges being toted and bales being lifted.
"...because there were barges being toted and bales being lifted."
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And I never in my life have seen a man tote a barge.
"And I never in my life have seen a man tote a barge."
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Is the blond dervish still whirling?
"Is the blond dervish still whirling?"
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-Miss Hayes? She just asked about you. -Really?
"-Miss Hayes? She just asked about you. -Really?"
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Well, not you exactly.
"Well, not you exactly."
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-She asked about the case. -What case?
"-She asked about the case. -What case?"
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That criminal you've been hunting down this morning.
"That criminal you've been hunting down this morning."
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-Yeah, the Anselmo case. -She needs to know if you served the--
"-Yeah, the Anselmo case. -She needs to know if you served the--"
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Agnes, man-to-man, has this woman got a case of the cases or what?
"Agnes, man-to-man, has this woman got a case of the cases or what?"
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-David. -Maddie.
"-David. -Maddie."
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You look just like I remembered.
"You look just like I remembered."
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So do you.
"So do you."
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-You look busy, I'm gonna-- -Your 2:30 just cancelled.
"-You look busy, I'm gonna-- -Your 2:30 just cancelled."
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It did?
"It did?"
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Guess I have some time.
"Guess I have some time."
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Would you like to step in and sit a minute?
"Would you like to step in and sit a minute?"
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Well, I really should get some work done on this Anselmo thing.
"Well, I really should get some work done on this Anselmo thing."
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