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Clips from Moonlighting - Witness for the Execution (S02E02)

TV Movies 1985 Season 2, Episode 15 667 clips
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Episodes from this show

Title Season Episode
Moonlighting (Pilot) 1 1
Gunfight at the So-So Corral 1 2
Read the Mind... See the Movie 1 3
The Next Murder You Hear 1 4
Next Stop Murder 1 5
The Murder's in the Mail 1 6
Brother, Can You Spare a Blonde? 2 1
The Lady in the Iron Mask 2 2
Money Talks... Maddie Walks 2 3
The Dream Sequence Always Rings Twice 2 4
My Fair David 2 5
Knowing Her 2 6
Somewhere Under the Rainbow 2 7
Portrait of Maddie 2 8
Atlas Belched 2 9
Twas the Episode Before Christmas 2 10
The Bride of Tupperman 2 11
North by North DiPesto 2 12
In God We Strongly Suspect 2 13
Every Daughter's Father Is a Virgin 2 14
Witness for the Execution 2 15
Sleep Talkin' Guy 2 16
Funeral for a Door Nail 2 17
Camille 2 18
The Son Also Rises 3 1
The Man Who Cried Wife 3 2
Symphony in Knocked Flat 3 3
Yours, Very Deadly 3 4
All Creatures Great... and Not So Great 3 5
Big Man on Mulberry Street 3 6
Atomic Shakespeare 3 7
It's a Wonderful Job 3 8
The Straight Poop 3 9
Title Season Episode
Poltergeist III 3 10
Blonde on Blonde 3 11
Sam & Dave 3 12
Maddie's Turn to Cry 3 13
I Am Curious... Maddie 3 14
To Heiress Human 3 15
A Trip to the Moon 4 1
Come Back Little Shiksa 4 2
Take a Left at the Altar 4 3
Tale in Two Cities 4 4
Cool Hand Dave: Part 1 4 5
Cool Hand Dave: Part 2 4 6
Father Knows Last 4 7
Los Dos Dipestos 4 8
Fetal Attraction 4 9
Tracks of My Tears 4 10
Eek! A Spouse! 4 11
Maddie Hayes Got Married 4 12
Here's Living with You, Kid 4 13
And the Flesh Was Made Word 4 14
A Womb with a View 5 1
Between a Yuk and a Hard Place 5 2
The Color of Maddie 5 3
Plastic Fantastic Lovers 5 4
Shirts and Skins 5 5
Take My Wife, for Example 5 6
I See England, I See France, I See Maddie's Netherworld 5 7
Those Lips, Those Lies 5 8
Perfetc 5 9
When Girls Collide 5 10
In 'N Outlaws 5 11
Eine Kleine Nacht Murder 5 12
Lunar Eclipse 5 13
Good morning, everybody.
"Good morning, everybody."
Moonlighting
Park your attitude. I'll slip into something less comfortable.
"Park your attitude. I'll slip into something less comfortable."
Moonlighting
I remember...
"I remember..."
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The first time I saw an airplane in the sky.
"The first time I saw an airplane in the sky."
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What does that "oh" mean?
"What does that "oh" mean?"
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The guy just pulled an ace out of his sleeve.
"The guy just pulled an ace out of his sleeve."
Moonlighting
You know what that means?
"You know what that means?"
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-You're against it. -That's right.
"-You're against it. -That's right."
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By whom? By what? By providence?
"By whom? By what? By providence?"
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Or by machines that keep the heart beating and lungs blowing?
"Or by machines that keep the heart beating and lungs blowing?"
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Mr. Everette?
"Mr. Everette?"
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I can't.
"I can't."
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Mr. Everette.
"Mr. Everette."
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Nurse!
"Nurse!"
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I don't agree with what you did, but you didn't kill him.
"I don't agree with what you did, but you didn't kill him."
Moonlighting
I really thought...
"I really thought..."
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He's not mov--
"He's not mov--"
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Nothing there.
"Nothing there."
Moonlighting
Fingerprints, prior association with the deceased...
"Fingerprints, prior association with the deceased..."
Moonlighting
My guess is he'd be a lot of help.
"My guess is he'd be a lot of help."
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-You did it. -I did not do it.
"-You did it. -I did not do it."
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I'll call, write.
"I'll call, write."
Moonlighting
I understand.
"I understand."
Moonlighting
...but if your father could walk--
"...but if your father could walk--"
Moonlighting
...who wanted to die, got up, walked over to that machine...
"...who wanted to die, got up, walked over to that machine..."
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It wasn't easy, but he did it.
"It wasn't easy, but he did it."
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I'd like to, lieutenant.
"I'd like to, lieutenant."
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-What did you? -Me? No, I just...
"-What did you? -Me? No, I just..."
Moonlighting
Hold the elevator, please!
"Hold the elevator, please!"
Moonlighting
Thank you.
"Thank you."
Moonlighting
Good morning, Ms. Hayes.
"Good morning, Ms. Hayes."
Moonlighting
I love Mondays.
"I love Mondays."
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We know.
"We know."
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Mr. Addison here?
"Mr. Addison here?"
Moonlighting
David, it's...
"David, it's..."
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...Maddie.
"...Maddie."
Moonlighting
Mr. Addison isn't in?
"Mr. Addison isn't in?"
Moonlighting
Oh, he's in.
"Oh, he's in."
Moonlighting
The problem is, he might be out.
"The problem is, he might be out."
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Excuse me?
"Excuse me?"
Moonlighting
Good morning!
"Good morning!"
Moonlighting
-Good morning. -I'll be the judge of that.
"-Good morning. -I'll be the judge of that."
Moonlighting
He's all yours.
"He's all yours."
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-David. -I know that name.
"-David. -I know that name."
Moonlighting
David, what are you doing down there?
"David, what are you doing down there?"
Moonlighting
I think I was aiming for the chair and I missed.
"I think I was aiming for the chair and I missed."
Moonlighting
Low ceilings. I hate that.
"Low ceilings. I hate that."
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This is so much easier with you around.
"This is so much easier with you around."
Moonlighting
Bet you'd cut my food up great too.
"Bet you'd cut my food up great too."
Moonlighting
David, who or what is responsible for this?
"David, who or what is responsible for this?"
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-This? -This. This condition you're in.
"-This? -This. This condition you're in."
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No one person.
"No one person."
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-It was great. -It was or they were?
"-It was great. -It was or they were?"
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All of the above. And below.
"All of the above. And below."
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You're disgusting.
"You're disgusting."
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-You mad? -Mad? Mad?
"-You mad? -Mad? Mad?"
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If I calm down, I'll be mad.
"If I calm down, I'll be mad."
Moonlighting
Look at yourself.
"Look at yourself."
Moonlighting
I never could understand how to do that.
"I never could understand how to do that."
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-Maddie. -You enjoy undermining me.
"-Maddie. -You enjoy undermining me."
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-Maddie. -I'm trying to run a business.
"-Maddie. -I'm trying to run a business."
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-In a businesslike way. -Maddie.
"-In a businesslike way. -Maddie."
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And you show up looking like a landfill!
"And you show up looking like a landfill!"
Moonlighting
Stop that, will you?
"Stop that, will you?"
Moonlighting
I'm sorry.
"I'm sorry."
Moonlighting
I'll clean it all up.
"I'll clean it all up."
Moonlighting
Soon as the blood rushes back into my head.
"Soon as the blood rushes back into my head."
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-You should be ashamed of yourself. -For having a weekend?
"-You should be ashamed of yourself. -For having a weekend?"
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-A weekend? -Yeah, a weekend, you remember.
"-A weekend? -Yeah, a weekend, you remember."
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Saturday and Sunday. The time between work and more work.
"Saturday and Sunday. The time between work and more work."
Moonlighting
Two days of Dionysian delight...
"Two days of Dionysian delight..."
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...Bacchanalian binges.
"...Bacchanalian binges."
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The time when you look for happiness...
"The time when you look for happiness..."
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...and end up hunched over a toilet. A weekend.
"...and end up hunched over a toilet. A weekend."
Moonlighting
That may be your idea of a weekend, but it's not mine.
"That may be your idea of a weekend, but it's not mine."
Moonlighting
Look at you. How are you gonna work today?
"Look at you. How are you gonna work today?"
Moonlighting
Relax, it only hurts when I banter.
"Relax, it only hurts when I banter."
Moonlighting
Maddie, look.
"Maddie, look."
Moonlighting
All I gotta do is zip, tuck, comb and shave...
"All I gotta do is zip, tuck, comb and shave..."
Moonlighting
...and I'll be the David you've known and loved.
"...and I'll be the David you've known and loved."
Moonlighting
-Is that a promise or a threat? -Come on, Maddie, give me a break.
"-Is that a promise or a threat? -Come on, Maddie, give me a break."
Moonlighting
So I had a rough weekend.
"So I had a rough weekend."
Moonlighting
-So I went to Vegas. Hit it a little hard. -A little hard?
"-So I went to Vegas. Hit it a little hard. -A little hard?"
Moonlighting
The real trouble began when I met the topless tuba player.
"The real trouble began when I met the topless tuba player."
Moonlighting
-I don't wanna hear this. -Set of lungs that wouldn't quit.
"-I don't wanna hear this. -Set of lungs that wouldn't quit."
Moonlighting
I have more important things to do.
"I have more important things to do."
Moonlighting
Wanted me to go to her room.
"Wanted me to go to her room."
Moonlighting
Ms. DiPesto.
"Ms. DiPesto."
Moonlighting
-Do you know the weather number? -But you know me...
"-Do you know the weather number? -But you know me..."
Moonlighting
...I had to marry her first.
"...I had to marry her first."
Moonlighting
-You what? -Not to worry.
"-You what? -Not to worry."
Moonlighting
I had it annulled in the morning.
"I had it annulled in the morning."
Moonlighting
Bell captains can do that, can't they?
"Bell captains can do that, can't they?"
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-Gotcha. -Did not.
"-Gotcha. -Did not."
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-Gotcha. Gotcha. -Did not. Did not.
"-Gotcha. Gotcha. -Did not. Did not."
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-Gotcha, gotcha. -Did not, did not.
"-Gotcha, gotcha. -Did not, did not."
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-Did not. -Gotcha.
"-Did not. -Gotcha."
Moonlighting
You know what's really sad?
"You know what's really sad?"
Moonlighting
The last 10 minutes of Lassie Come Home.
"The last 10 minutes of Lassie Come Home."
Moonlighting
-That you feel this need. -Could you be more specific?
"-That you feel this need. -Could you be more specific?"
Moonlighting
This need to prove to everyone...
"This need to prove to everyone..."
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...that you can go out, drink like a fish, get no sleep...
"...that you can go out, drink like a fish, get no sleep..."
Moonlighting
...indulge in narcissistic self-destruction--
"...indulge in narcissistic self-destruction--"
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Narcissistically self-destruct till you puke.
"Narcissistically self-destruct till you puke."
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-Like you're still some kid. -What's that mean?
"-Like you're still some kid. -What's that mean?"
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What do you think it means?
"What do you think it means?"
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David, you're a grown man.
"David, you're a grown man."
Moonlighting
Look at you. Acting like you're still 19...
"Look at you. Acting like you're still 19..."
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-...and can get away with it. -Get away with it?
"-...and can get away with it. -Get away with it?"
Moonlighting
Get away with what?
"Get away with what?"
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There's nothing that I could do at 19 that I cannot do today.
"There's nothing that I could do at 19 that I cannot do today."
Moonlighting
-Except recover. -Recover?
"-Except recover. -Recover?"
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Recover. Look at yourself.
"Recover. Look at yourself."
Moonlighting
You think this is all terribly cute, don't you?
"You think this is all terribly cute, don't you?"
Moonlighting
Well, I find it terribly pathetic.
"Well, I find it terribly pathetic."
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David, you're a grown man. Not a schoolboy.
"David, you're a grown man. Not a schoolboy."
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-Really? -Really.
"-Really? -Really."
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-I wonder who that could be. -My truant officer, no doubt.
"-I wonder who that could be. -My truant officer, no doubt."
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-Is this a bad time? -I've had better.
"-Is this a bad time? -I've had better."
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-What is it, Ms. DiPesto? -A man's outside to see you.
"-What is it, Ms. DiPesto? -A man's outside to see you."
Moonlighting