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Clips from Moonlighting - Symphony in Knocked Flat (S03E03)

TV Movies 1985 Season 3, Episode 3 613 clips
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Episodes from this show

Title Season Episode
Moonlighting (Pilot) 1 1
Gunfight at the So-So Corral 1 2
Read the Mind... See the Movie 1 3
The Next Murder You Hear 1 4
Next Stop Murder 1 5
The Murder's in the Mail 1 6
Brother, Can You Spare a Blonde? 2 1
The Lady in the Iron Mask 2 2
Money Talks... Maddie Walks 2 3
The Dream Sequence Always Rings Twice 2 4
My Fair David 2 5
Knowing Her 2 6
Somewhere Under the Rainbow 2 7
Portrait of Maddie 2 8
Atlas Belched 2 9
Twas the Episode Before Christmas 2 10
The Bride of Tupperman 2 11
North by North DiPesto 2 12
In God We Strongly Suspect 2 13
Every Daughter's Father Is a Virgin 2 14
Witness for the Execution 2 15
Sleep Talkin' Guy 2 16
Funeral for a Door Nail 2 17
Camille 2 18
The Son Also Rises 3 1
The Man Who Cried Wife 3 2
Symphony in Knocked Flat 3 3
Yours, Very Deadly 3 4
All Creatures Great... and Not So Great 3 5
Big Man on Mulberry Street 3 6
Atomic Shakespeare 3 7
It's a Wonderful Job 3 8
The Straight Poop 3 9
Title Season Episode
Poltergeist III 3 10
Blonde on Blonde 3 11
Sam & Dave 3 12
Maddie's Turn to Cry 3 13
I Am Curious... Maddie 3 14
To Heiress Human 3 15
A Trip to the Moon 4 1
Come Back Little Shiksa 4 2
Take a Left at the Altar 4 3
Tale in Two Cities 4 4
Cool Hand Dave: Part 1 4 5
Cool Hand Dave: Part 2 4 6
Father Knows Last 4 7
Los Dos Dipestos 4 8
Fetal Attraction 4 9
Tracks of My Tears 4 10
Eek! A Spouse! 4 11
Maddie Hayes Got Married 4 12
Here's Living with You, Kid 4 13
And the Flesh Was Made Word 4 14
A Womb with a View 5 1
Between a Yuk and a Hard Place 5 2
The Color of Maddie 5 3
Plastic Fantastic Lovers 5 4
Shirts and Skins 5 5
Take My Wife, for Example 5 6
I See England, I See France, I See Maddie's Netherworld 5 7
Those Lips, Those Lies 5 8
Perfetc 5 9
When Girls Collide 5 10
In 'N Outlaws 5 11
Eine Kleine Nacht Murder 5 12
Lunar Eclipse 5 13
So where do I get this video?
"So where do I get this video?"
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Right here. And the other, right over here.
"Right here. And the other, right over here."
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Precisely.
"Precisely."
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-You brought them in here, didn't you? -Did 1?
"-You brought them in here, didn't you? -Did 1?"
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I don't know what those people are doing.
"I don't know what those people are doing."
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She threw the flowers into the trash and isn't saying a word.
"She threw the flowers into the trash and isn't saying a word."
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And go through exactly the same thing all over again.
"And go through exactly the same thing all over again."
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Give the guy a break. At least he sent you flowers.
"Give the guy a break. At least he sent you flowers."
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Does anyone ever make the effort--?
"Does anyone ever make the effort--?"
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-Is that too much to ask for? -No. Done.
"-Is that too much to ask for? -No. Done."
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Seat 9A. It's the only empty one.
"Seat 9A. It's the only empty one."
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I guess I'll just mosey on in...
"I guess I'll just mosey on in..."
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Honest injun.
"Honest injun."
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A fun evening for a fine evening, and I showed you that fine evening.
"A fun evening for a fine evening, and I showed you that fine evening."
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-A quick what? -Excuse me.
"-A quick what? -Excuse me."
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G-man and G-woman. Probably got a dog named G-spot.
"G-man and G-woman. Probably got a dog named G-spot."
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There was a seating mix-up.
"There was a seating mix-up."
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...but no one gave me anything or said anything to me.
"...but no one gave me anything or said anything to me."
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You were at the symphony last night, correct?
"You were at the symphony last night, correct?"
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Two sets of people.
"Two sets of people."
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Come on, let's buzz out of here.
"Come on, let's buzz out of here."
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-What are you doing? -I hate to say it, but this car's clean.
"-What are you doing? -I hate to say it, but this car's clean."
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No firearms or weapons of any kind....
"No firearms or weapons of any kind...."
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...Muhammed Boogaloo Brown.
"...Muhammed Boogaloo Brown."
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You know the rules, three-round exhibition.
"You know the rules, three-round exhibition."
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Shake hands and let's get to it.
"Shake hands and let's get to it."
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Who is this guy anyway?
"Who is this guy anyway?"
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David, I thought you had a plan.
"David, I thought you had a plan."
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-Run. -Run?
"-Run. -Run?"
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Come on.
"Come on."
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-Hi, I'm Maddie Hayes. -And I'm David Addison.
"-Hi, I'm Maddie Hayes. -And I'm David Addison."
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It's been a great season so far, hasn't it?
"It's been a great season so far, hasn't it?"
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You betcha. I'm getting famous.
"You betcha. I'm getting famous."
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-What do you mean famous? -I'm gonna make a video.
"-What do you mean famous? -I'm gonna make a video."
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A video? You're gonna make a video? What kind of video?
"A video? You're gonna make a video? What kind of video?"
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You've seen these how-to videos, How to Exercise, How to Put on Makeup.
"You've seen these how-to videos, How to Exercise, How to Put on Makeup."
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I'm gonna do a funk video.
"I'm gonna do a funk video."
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-A funk video? -A funk video.
"-A funk video? -A funk video."
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-What's the hell's a funk video? -It's called, How to Be Funky.
"-What's the hell's a funk video? -It's called, How to Be Funky."
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Gonna teach you how to get down, how to stay down, how to roll around.
"Gonna teach you how to get down, how to stay down, how to roll around."
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-How are you going to do that? -Watch.
"-How are you going to do that? -Watch."
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-So, what do you think? Think?
"-So, what do you think? Think?"
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It's the Temptations dancing and singing. What does that prove?
"It's the Temptations dancing and singing. What does that prove?"
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Try it. Try it?
"Try it. Try it?"
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Try it. Try it.
"Try it. Try it."
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Check your tickets before leaving.
"Check your tickets before leaving."
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No exchanges after leaving the window.
"No exchanges after leaving the window."
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No. I'm sorry. These are not what I asked for.
"No. I'm sorry. These are not what I asked for."
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Sir, those are precisely what you asked for. Front row, balcony.
"Sir, those are precisely what you asked for. Front row, balcony."
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One front row, balcony.
"One front row, balcony."
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But then the seats wouldn't be together.
"But then the seats wouldn't be together."
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Sixty dollars.
"Sixty dollars."
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Sir. Your receipt.
"Sir. Your receipt."
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-Morning, Miss DiPesto. -Morning, Miss Hayes.
"-Morning, Miss DiPesto. -Morning, Miss Hayes."
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Come in.
"Come in."
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Good morning again, Miss--
"Good morning again, Miss--"
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Yeah.
"Yeah."
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“Why? -Let me ask you why.
"“Why? -Let me ask you why."
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Why are you acting like you've never seen these roses before?
"Why are you acting like you've never seen these roses before?"
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And everyone saw you do it.
"And everyone saw you do it."
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Which is why they were watching me walk in here.
"Which is why they were watching me walk in here."
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-They were? -I'm surprised...
"-They were? -I'm surprised..."
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...you didn't steam open the envelope.
"...you didn't steam open the envelope."
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-You are? -Yes I am.
"-You are? -Yes I am."
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They did. You were.
"They did. You were."
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So why don't you just come out and ask me?
"So why don't you just come out and ask me?"
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-Ask you what? -Who sent them.
"-Ask you what? -Who sent them."
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-Who sent them? -Who sent them.
"-Who sent them? -Who sent them."
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Okay. Who sent them?
"Okay. Who sent them?"
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You know what? It's none of my business.
"You know what? It's none of my business."
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It's none of anybody's business. I'm gonna go now.
"It's none of anybody's business. I'm gonna go now."
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Go.
"Go."
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Here we go.
"Here we go."
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Okay, Simmons has got him pegged for a Roger, 39, orthodontist.
"Okay, Simmons has got him pegged for a Roger, 39, orthodontist."
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And yes, she will go out with him again.
"And yes, she will go out with him again."
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Good call, Simmons.
"Good call, Simmons."
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McMahon here says he's an Oscar.
"McMahon here says he's an Oscar."
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Thirty-five and-- I'm sorry, McMahon, "contortionist" is not an occupation.
"Thirty-five and-- I'm sorry, McMahon, "contortionist" is not an occupation."
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My boy Esterhouse picks the Raiders on a gang date.
"My boy Esterhouse picks the Raiders on a gang date."
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Oh, and here's our secret source right now. What's the verdict?
"Oh, and here's our secret source right now. What's the verdict?"
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-She's not talking. -Not talking?
"-She's not talking. -Not talking?"
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Oh, yes, she is.
"Oh, yes, she is."
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Mr. Addison.
"Mr. Addison."
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Oh, I'm very sorry, ladies and gentlemen...
"Oh, I'm very sorry, ladies and gentlemen..."
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...I received word from our judges...
"...I received word from our judges..."
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...that some controversy has arisen over our big bonus question.
"...that some controversy has arisen over our big bonus question."
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Would you excuse Miss Hayes and I...
"Would you excuse Miss Hayes and I..."
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...while your host finds a solution to our tiebreaker:
"...while your host finds a solution to our tiebreaker:"
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What did she do to earn those flowers?
"What did she do to earn those flowers?"
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Pardon me.
"Pardon me."
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When did my private life outside the office...
"When did my private life outside the office..."
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...become fair game for your amusement inside the office?
"...become fair game for your amusement inside the office?"
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If I remember, since you started working here...
"If I remember, since you started working here..."
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...and since someone started sending you roses...
"...and since someone started sending you roses..."
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...Which I'm told add a certain decorative touch to your trash can.
"...Which I'm told add a certain decorative touch to your trash can."
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-You a carnation person? -I don't have to discuss this.
"-You a carnation person? -I don't have to discuss this."
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Now, who would send you roses? It's not your birthday.
"Now, who would send you roses? It's not your birthday."
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-No. -You already poked your head out...
"-No. -You already poked your head out..."
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...and saw your shadow.
"...and saw your shadow."
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-This topic is not open for discussion. -And you sure don't look dead.
"-This topic is not open for discussion. -And you sure don't look dead."
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You wanna know about it?
"You wanna know about it?"
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You really wanna know about it?
"You really wanna know about it?"
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Well, I do have this whole backlog of work here...
"Well, I do have this whole backlog of work here..."
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...but sure, I'll clear six or eight hours for you.
"...but sure, I'll clear six or eight hours for you."
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-Last night I went on a date. -Get out of here.
"-Last night I went on a date. -Get out of here."
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Fine, make jokes. It is funny.
"Fine, make jokes. It is funny."
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It's hysterical, if you wanna know the truth.
"It's hysterical, if you wanna know the truth."
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It's always the same. Some guy picks you up.
"It's always the same. Some guy picks you up."
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Ph-lawyer-M.B.A. Mr. Success.
"Ph-lawyer-M.B.A. Mr. Success."
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He shows up.
"He shows up."
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You're supposed to be thrilled and ready when he gets there.
"You're supposed to be thrilled and ready when he gets there."
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Then Mr. Wonder Date announces the plan for the evening:
"Then Mr. Wonder Date announces the plan for the evening:"
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"Let's see what happens."
""Let's see what happens.""
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So you spend all evening driving around...
"So you spend all evening driving around..."
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...to find a restaurant that doesn't have an hour wait.
"...to find a restaurant that doesn't have an hour wait."
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And you end up at a dump with linoleum tables...
"And you end up at a dump with linoleum tables..."
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...and the menu on the place mat.
"...and the menu on the place mat."
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And then-- Then the big event.
"And then-- Then the big event."
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You go to his place...
"You go to his place..."
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...and watch the last three innings of some silly game...
"...and watch the last three innings of some silly game..."
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