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Clips from Moonlighting - Atlas Belched (S02E02)

TV Movies 1985 Season 2, Episode 9 703 clips
Crime

Episodes from this show

Title Season Episode
Moonlighting (Pilot) 1 1
Gunfight at the So-So Corral 1 2
Read the Mind... See the Movie 1 3
The Next Murder You Hear 1 4
Next Stop Murder 1 5
The Murder's in the Mail 1 6
Brother, Can You Spare a Blonde? 2 1
The Lady in the Iron Mask 2 2
Money Talks... Maddie Walks 2 3
The Dream Sequence Always Rings Twice 2 4
My Fair David 2 5
Knowing Her 2 6
Somewhere Under the Rainbow 2 7
Portrait of Maddie 2 8
Atlas Belched 2 9
Twas the Episode Before Christmas 2 10
The Bride of Tupperman 2 11
North by North DiPesto 2 12
In God We Strongly Suspect 2 13
Every Daughter's Father Is a Virgin 2 14
Witness for the Execution 2 15
Sleep Talkin' Guy 2 16
Funeral for a Door Nail 2 17
Camille 2 18
The Son Also Rises 3 1
The Man Who Cried Wife 3 2
Symphony in Knocked Flat 3 3
Yours, Very Deadly 3 4
All Creatures Great... and Not So Great 3 5
Big Man on Mulberry Street 3 6
Atomic Shakespeare 3 7
It's a Wonderful Job 3 8
The Straight Poop 3 9
Title Season Episode
Poltergeist III 3 10
Blonde on Blonde 3 11
Sam & Dave 3 12
Maddie's Turn to Cry 3 13
I Am Curious... Maddie 3 14
To Heiress Human 3 15
A Trip to the Moon 4 1
Come Back Little Shiksa 4 2
Take a Left at the Altar 4 3
Tale in Two Cities 4 4
Cool Hand Dave: Part 1 4 5
Cool Hand Dave: Part 2 4 6
Father Knows Last 4 7
Los Dos Dipestos 4 8
Fetal Attraction 4 9
Tracks of My Tears 4 10
Eek! A Spouse! 4 11
Maddie Hayes Got Married 4 12
Here's Living with You, Kid 4 13
And the Flesh Was Made Word 4 14
A Womb with a View 5 1
Between a Yuk and a Hard Place 5 2
The Color of Maddie 5 3
Plastic Fantastic Lovers 5 4
Shirts and Skins 5 5
Take My Wife, for Example 5 6
I See England, I See France, I See Maddie's Netherworld 5 7
Those Lips, Those Lies 5 8
Perfetc 5 9
When Girls Collide 5 10
In 'N Outlaws 5 11
Eine Kleine Nacht Murder 5 12
Lunar Eclipse 5 13
That's like Hefner calling Guccione to fix him up with a date.
"That's like Hefner calling Guccione to fix him up with a date."
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You did, huh?
"You did, huh?"
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Did you really say yea?
"Did you really say yea?"
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Get in some trouble? We're there on the double.
"Get in some trouble? We're there on the double."
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To the dump, to the dump, To the dump, dump, dump
"To the dump, to the dump, To the dump, dump, dump"
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-That. -What about it?
"-That. -What about it?"
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To men who work the land.
"To men who work the land."
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-Is this for real? -Oh, yeah. That's him.
"-Is this for real? -Oh, yeah. That's him."
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Pia Zadora.
"Pia Zadora."
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They'd take these and sell them. Hold them for ransom.
"They'd take these and sell them. Hold them for ransom."
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Say, "Take me, hold me, use me, abuse me."
"Say, "Take me, hold me, use me, abuse me.""
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It isn't?
"It isn't?"
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Who's Phil West?
"Who's Phil West?"
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-Right there! -Let's get him!
"-Right there! -Let's get him!"
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Hey!
"Hey!"
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-Training. -For what?
"-Training. -For what?"
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If she's running the operation, what do I do?
"If she's running the operation, what do I do?"
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Before you had to get up, come down here to make a buck, what did you do?
"Before you had to get up, come down here to make a buck, what did you do?"
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This really wasn't smart for me to come here. I really ought to be getting going.
"This really wasn't smart for me to come here. I really ought to be getting going."
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-You're hired. -l am?
"-You're hired. -l am?"
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This is where the ransom note said to drop the money.
"This is where the ransom note said to drop the money."
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You said that a lot of guys who came across...
"You said that a lot of guys who came across..."
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Wellman's already got you pegged as his numbers-napper.
"Wellman's already got you pegged as his numbers-napper."
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This is the beginning of a whole new day.
"This is the beginning of a whole new day."
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I have a proposition I'd like you to consider.
"I have a proposition I'd like you to consider."
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Every employee, every desk blotter, every paper clip.
"Every employee, every desk blotter, every paper clip."
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He honestly thinks we're gonna steal his account.
"He honestly thinks we're gonna steal his account."
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Well, you know what Doris Day says, "Que sera, sera."
"Well, you know what Doris Day says, "Que sera, sera.""
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Morning.
"Morning."
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Nothing nicer for brave than have his breakfast prepared by his squaw.
"Nothing nicer for brave than have his breakfast prepared by his squaw."
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-Squaw? -There is one thing nicer:
"-Squaw? -There is one thing nicer:"
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The traditional breakfast eve festivities.
"The traditional breakfast eve festivities."
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-Really? -Try my sausage and eggs sometimes.
"-Really? -Try my sausage and eggs sometimes."
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-Serve it right there on the mattress. -Breakfast on bed. How you.
"-Serve it right there on the mattress. -Breakfast on bed. How you."
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Sit.
"Sit."
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I do roll over too.
"I do roll over too."
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Guess you can't blow your nose on these babies, huh?
"Guess you can't blow your nose on these babies, huh?"
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This beats reading the back of a cereal box.
"This beats reading the back of a cereal box."
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Thanks. I think.
"Thanks. I think."
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-So.... -Yeah, right. So what?
"-So.... -Yeah, right. So what?"
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-What what? -Don't "what what" me.
"-What what? -Don't "what what" me."
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You didn't call me in because we don't see enough of each other.
"You didn't call me in because we don't see enough of each other."
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-You got something on your mind. -Nothing's on my mind.
"-You got something on your mind. -Nothing's on my mind."
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You know what I mean.
"You know what I mean."
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All right. I do have something to tell you.
"All right. I do have something to tell you."
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Some good news, I think. Some wonderful news, I think.
"Some good news, I think. Some wonderful news, I think."
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-No kidding. -No kidding. Heard of Lou LaSalle?
"-No kidding. -No kidding. Heard of Lou LaSalle?"
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-Lou LaSalle? -Lou LaSalle.
"-Lou LaSalle? -Lou LaSalle."
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As in Lou LaSalle Investigations? Lou LaSalle Armoured Cars?
"As in Lou LaSalle Investigations? Lou LaSalle Armoured Cars?"
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Lou LaSalle Securities? That Lou LaSalle?
"Lou LaSalle Securities? That Lou LaSalle?"
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That Lou LaSalle. He called me yesterday.
"That Lou LaSalle. He called me yesterday."
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-No kidding. -No kidding.
"-No kidding. -No kidding."
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-Lou LaSalle called us? -Well, me. Us. Yeah.
"-Lou LaSalle called us? -Well, me. Us. Yeah."
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That's great. That's amazing.
"That's great. That's amazing."
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That's like Ford buying a car from GM. That's like Macy's calling Gimbel's.
"That's like Ford buying a car from GM. That's like Macy's calling Gimbel's."
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-What's he want? What's he need? -Well--
"-What's he want? What's he need? -Well--"
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-Lou LaSalle wants to hire us. I love it. Well...
"-Lou LaSalle wants to hire us. I love it. Well..."
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...he doesn't want to hire us.
"...he doesn't want to hire us."
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-He wants to buy us. -Excuse me?
"-He wants to buy us. -Excuse me?"
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He wants to buy us.
"He wants to buy us."
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What do you mean, he wants to buy us?
"What do you mean, he wants to buy us?"
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-You and me? Buy us away from here? -I mean the agency, the whole thing.
"-You and me? Buy us away from here? -I mean the agency, the whole thing."
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Lock, stock and bad debts.
"Lock, stock and bad debts."
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-And? -And what?
"-And? -And what?"
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-And you said? -And I said...
"-And you said? -And I said..."
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..yea.
"..yea."
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Morning, Mr. Addison.
"Morning, Mr. Addison."
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So long, Mr. Addison.
"So long, Mr. Addison."
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Morning, Miss Hayes.
"Morning, Miss Hayes."
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Bye-bye, Miss Hayes.
"Bye-bye, Miss Hayes."
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David.
"David."
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Not to him, to myself. To him I said I'll think about it.
"Not to him, to myself. To him I said I'll think about it."
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-Sounds like you thought about it. -You're taking this personally.
"-Sounds like you thought about it. -You're taking this personally."
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It's not personal. It's business. Just business.
"It's not personal. It's business. Just business."
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Just business, huh?
"Just business, huh?"
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Is that what the past 10 months have been about? Just business?
"Is that what the past 10 months have been about? Just business?"
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We've already played this scene, lady.
"We've already played this scene, lady."
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First time you came in, you said, "Mr. Addison, I wanna close this place up.
"First time you came in, you said, "Mr. Addison, I wanna close this place up."
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Sell all the fixtures, get out of the lease, send everybody home.
"Sell all the fixtures, get out of the lease, send everybody home."
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Nothing personal, just business."
"Nothing personal, just business.""
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Well, I managed to talk you out of it that time.
"Well, I managed to talk you out of it that time."
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I told you I thought we could make a go of it.
"I told you I thought we could make a go of it."
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-Well, I thought we did. -Who said we didn't?
"-Well, I thought we did. -Who said we didn't?"
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I'm not through yet. We are not through.
"I'm not through yet. We are not through."
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-Sell now, know what you get? -Lots of money.
"-Sell now, know what you get? -Lots of money."
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-Robbed! Robbed! -Robbed?
"-Robbed! Robbed! -Robbed?"
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-Why does the leech want to buy? -I want to close before it wears off.
"-Why does the leech want to buy? -I want to close before it wears off."
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He sees what I see. What you can't see. We've just begun to hit our stride.
"He sees what I see. What you can't see. We've just begun to hit our stride."
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-We're just getting to the best part-- -Then what? What else?
"-We're just getting to the best part-- -Then what? What else?"
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What other nonsense can you think to say to change my mind?
"What other nonsense can you think to say to change my mind?"
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Neither of us is a terrific detective. Neither of us is a businessperson.
"Neither of us is a terrific detective. Neither of us is a businessperson."
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-Speak for yourself. -LaSalle knows how to run an agency.
"-Speak for yourself. -LaSalle knows how to run an agency."
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-He has connections. He has clout. -You're Maddie Hayes!
"-He has connections. He has clout. -You're Maddie Hayes!"
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You're a bigger shot than Lou LaSalle ever was or ever will be.
"You're a bigger shot than Lou LaSalle ever was or ever will be."
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As a model, not a detective. I'm not someone to call when you have trouble.
"As a model, not a detective. I'm not someone to call when you have trouble."
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-You know what I'm saying is true. -No, I don't.
"-You know what I'm saying is true. -No, I don't."
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Rockefellers have a problem, they call LaSalle.
"Rockefellers have a problem, they call LaSalle."
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Kennedys have a problem, they call LaSalle.
"Kennedys have a problem, they call LaSalle."
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-Big deal. -When a big shot has a problem...
"-Big deal. -When a big shot has a problem..."
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-...who do they call? -I don't care.
"-...who do they call? -I don't care."
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Who calls us, David?
"Who calls us, David?"
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-I'll have breakfast somewhere else. -Nobody, David.
"-I'll have breakfast somewhere else. -Nobody, David."
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-Don't hurry. -I won't.
"-Don't hurry. -I won't."
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-Good. Wonderful! -Great. Terrific!
"-Good. Wonderful! -Great. Terrific!"
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-Good morning. -Yeah, right.
"-Good morning. -Yeah, right."
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Give me a bloody mary. Easy on the blood, heavy on the mary.
"Give me a bloody mary. Easy on the blood, heavy on the mary."
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Yeah?
"Yeah?"
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How about a mop?
"How about a mop?"
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Let's see, what's that? Vermouth, grenadine and a touch of--
"Let's see, what's that? Vermouth, grenadine and a touch of--"
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No. A real mop. Like for floors.
"No. A real mop. Like for floors."
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For crying....
"For crying...."
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I'll pay for a plumber.
"I'll pay for a plumber."
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Sorry.
"Sorry."
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Didn't mean to step in your saliva, man.
"Didn't mean to step in your saliva, man."
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I smell.
"I smell."
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No, I mean, I know I smell.
"No, I mean, I know I smell."
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I can smell me.
"I can smell me."
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-What's her name? -It's not a her. It's an it.
"-What's her name? -It's not a her. It's an it."
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-What's its name? -It's a job. A job I'm about to lose.
"-What's its name? -It's a job. A job I'm about to lose."
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-There's a lot of that going around. -I worked my tail off for six years.
"-There's a lot of that going around. -I worked my tail off for six years."
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