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Clips from Moonlighting - In 'N Outlaws (S05E05)

TV Movies 1985 Season 5, Episode 11 672 clips
Crime

Episodes from this show

Title Season Episode
Moonlighting (Pilot) 1 1
Gunfight at the So-So Corral 1 2
Read the Mind... See the Movie 1 3
The Next Murder You Hear 1 4
Next Stop Murder 1 5
The Murder's in the Mail 1 6
Brother, Can You Spare a Blonde? 2 1
The Lady in the Iron Mask 2 2
Money Talks... Maddie Walks 2 3
The Dream Sequence Always Rings Twice 2 4
My Fair David 2 5
Knowing Her 2 6
Somewhere Under the Rainbow 2 7
Portrait of Maddie 2 8
Atlas Belched 2 9
Twas the Episode Before Christmas 2 10
The Bride of Tupperman 2 11
North by North DiPesto 2 12
In God We Strongly Suspect 2 13
Every Daughter's Father Is a Virgin 2 14
Witness for the Execution 2 15
Sleep Talkin' Guy 2 16
Funeral for a Door Nail 2 17
Camille 2 18
The Son Also Rises 3 1
The Man Who Cried Wife 3 2
Symphony in Knocked Flat 3 3
Yours, Very Deadly 3 4
All Creatures Great... and Not So Great 3 5
Big Man on Mulberry Street 3 6
Atomic Shakespeare 3 7
It's a Wonderful Job 3 8
The Straight Poop 3 9
Title Season Episode
Poltergeist III 3 10
Blonde on Blonde 3 11
Sam & Dave 3 12
Maddie's Turn to Cry 3 13
I Am Curious... Maddie 3 14
To Heiress Human 3 15
A Trip to the Moon 4 1
Come Back Little Shiksa 4 2
Take a Left at the Altar 4 3
Tale in Two Cities 4 4
Cool Hand Dave: Part 1 4 5
Cool Hand Dave: Part 2 4 6
Father Knows Last 4 7
Los Dos Dipestos 4 8
Fetal Attraction 4 9
Tracks of My Tears 4 10
Eek! A Spouse! 4 11
Maddie Hayes Got Married 4 12
Here's Living with You, Kid 4 13
And the Flesh Was Made Word 4 14
A Womb with a View 5 1
Between a Yuk and a Hard Place 5 2
The Color of Maddie 5 3
Plastic Fantastic Lovers 5 4
Shirts and Skins 5 5
Take My Wife, for Example 5 6
I See England, I See France, I See Maddie's Netherworld 5 7
Those Lips, Those Lies 5 8
Perfetc 5 9
When Girls Collide 5 10
In 'N Outlaws 5 11
Eine Kleine Nacht Murder 5 12
Lunar Eclipse 5 13
-Please don't leave me. -Leave you?
"-Please don't leave me. -Leave you?"
Moonlighting
This is just family.
"This is just family."
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-Thanks, Mr. Addison. -Knock them dead, kid.
"-Thanks, Mr. Addison. -Knock them dead, kid."
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Not now, Agnes.
"Not now, Agnes."
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The enigmatic configuration on the deceased...
"The enigmatic configuration on the deceased..."
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In spite of ourselves.
"In spite of ourselves."
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No.
"No."
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Say something, Aunt Lenora.
"Say something, Aunt Lenora."
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He knows that already. We all know that.
"He knows that already. We all know that."
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...which is gonna put everybody's mind at ease about the Viola name.
"...which is gonna put everybody's mind at ease about the Viola name."
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-Is Nonna here yet? -Just got here half an hour ago.
"-Is Nonna here yet? -Just got here half an hour ago."
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You know your grandmother loves to make entrances.
"You know your grandmother loves to make entrances."
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Who is this girl, where is she?
"Who is this girl, where is she?"
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-Where do you want this? -Right in the centre of the wreath.
"-Where do you want this? -Right in the centre of the wreath."
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Nonna.
"Nonna."
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Many years ago, a man left his home in the hills of Toscana.
"Many years ago, a man left his home in the hills of Toscana."
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My son is too ashamed of his own flesh and blood to introduce us to his...
"My son is too ashamed of his own flesh and blood to introduce us to his..."
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I can't stay here. I have to be some place.
"I can't stay here. I have to be some place."
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...of stolen passion.
"...of stolen passion."
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What a man.
"What a man."
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I'm the one.
"I'm the one."
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Mr. Addison wouldn't kill Miss Hayes.
"Mr. Addison wouldn't kill Miss Hayes."
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It's a small world after all.
"It's a small world after all."
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...was there anything unusual about Gibson-O'Rourke?
"...was there anything unusual about Gibson-O'Rourke?"
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Cooking the books.
"Cooking the books."
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-The.... -Gibson.
"-The.... -Gibson."
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Sticks and stones may break my bones.
"Sticks and stones may break my bones."
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...we've ever been asked to do in our lives.
"...we've ever been asked to do in our lives."
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And I for one am gonna live up to that responsibility.
"And I for one am gonna live up to that responsibility."
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Doesn't matter about that.
"Doesn't matter about that."
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Gibson hired one of their accountants to cook the books.
"Gibson hired one of their accountants to cook the books."
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It wasn't about love Agnes, it was about greed.
"It wasn't about love Agnes, it was about greed."
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Least you can do is get a haircut.
"Least you can do is get a haircut."
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The least you can do is settle down with a decent woman and start a family.
"The least you can do is settle down with a decent woman and start a family."
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I know that you had my whole life mapped out for me.
"I know that you had my whole life mapped out for me."
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She writes the cheques for all of us.
"She writes the cheques for all of us."
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-We have, Your Honour. -Will the defendant please rise.
"-We have, Your Honour. -Will the defendant please rise."
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Not guilty.
"Not guilty."
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Framed by the real murderer.
"Framed by the real murderer."
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Do you know how much a Beverly Hills psychiatrist charges?
"Do you know how much a Beverly Hills psychiatrist charges?"
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I rest my case.
"I rest my case."
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-You can't. -A mistrial.
"-You can't. -A mistrial."
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Who was that nitwit?
"Who was that nitwit?"
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This is her. This is Agnes.
"This is her. This is Agnes."
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My beloved, my raison d'étre.
"My beloved, my raison d'étre."
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Hey, I'm glad you inherited your father's excellent taste in women.
"Hey, I'm glad you inherited your father's excellent taste in women."
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Attention please, this is the last call for flight 8711, nonstop for New York.
"Attention please, this is the last call for flight 8711, nonstop for New York."
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Good morning, Burt.
"Good morning, Burt."
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I promise I'll never ever hog the blankets again.
"I promise I'll never ever hog the blankets again."
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Me? Never my gumdrop.
"Me? Never my gumdrop."
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I just have to hit the dry cleaners before I go to work.
"I just have to hit the dry cleaners before I go to work."
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I can't figure out what to wear, so I'm gonna get everything done.
"I can't figure out what to wear, so I'm gonna get everything done."
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Oh, Burt, Burt. You can't get so wound up about this.
"Oh, Burt, Burt. You can't get so wound up about this."
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Agnes, 83 Violas in one place is not just family.
"Agnes, 83 Violas in one place is not just family."
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It's an ordeal, a gauntlet, a tong war. What are you wearing?
"It's an ordeal, a gauntlet, a tong war. What are you wearing?"
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-l don't know. -You don't know.
"-l don't know. -You don't know."
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Agnes, please. This is the first time you've met my family...
"Agnes, please. This is the first time you've met my family..."
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-...I don't want it to be the last. -Burt.
"-...I don't want it to be the last. -Burt."
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You don't know how judgemental they can be.
"You don't know how judgemental they can be."
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Burt. I'll work on an outfit.
"Burt. I'll work on an outfit."
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Chill out.
"Chill out."
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Oh, sorry, Miss DiPesto. I hope I didn't spook you.
"Oh, sorry, Miss DiPesto. I hope I didn't spook you."
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Good morning, Mr. Hennessy. Nice day.
"Good morning, Mr. Hennessy. Nice day."
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Yes, a beaut. Here you go. No bills today.
"Yes, a beaut. Here you go. No bills today."
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-Have a nice day. -Bye.
"-Have a nice day. -Bye."
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Bye-bye.
"Bye-bye."
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-Jury duty? -Jury duty.
"-Jury duty? -Jury duty."
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All right. Go out, get yourself 10 pounds of carrots. Eat them.
"All right. Go out, get yourself 10 pounds of carrots. Eat them."
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It'1l turn your skin orange. The judge will think she's got liver condition.
"It'1l turn your skin orange. The judge will think she's got liver condition."
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Shave your head in a Mohawk, tattoo an eight ball.
"Shave your head in a Mohawk, tattoo an eight ball."
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Get blood, paint your face. The judge will think she's out of her mind.
"Get blood, paint your face. The judge will think she's out of her mind."
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Are you suggesting that Agnes lie to get out of her responsibility?
"Are you suggesting that Agnes lie to get out of her responsibility?"
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Yeah. I know a guy who smeared cat food all over himself...
"Yeah. I know a guy who smeared cat food all over himself..."
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...went to the induction centre in his mom's undies, it worked.
"...went to the induction centre in his mom's undies, it worked."
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Never mind that lying under oath is a criminal offence.
"Never mind that lying under oath is a criminal offence."
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Agnes has a moral obligation.
"Agnes has a moral obligation."
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What would our legal system be if everyone tried to weasel out?
"What would our legal system be if everyone tried to weasel out?"
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What would happen to truth, justice and the American way. I am surprised.
"What would happen to truth, justice and the American way. I am surprised."
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I'm so ashamed.
"I'm so ashamed."
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-So can I go? -Of course, you can go.
"-So can I go? -Of course, you can go."
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-You have to go. -l wanna go.
"-You have to go. -l wanna go."
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I've been called to duty. I think I should answer.
"I've been called to duty. I think I should answer."
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So how long do you think you need to take off?
"So how long do you think you need to take off?"
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It's hard to say. A day, a week.
"It's hard to say. A day, a week."
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If another Scopes Monkey Trial comes along I could be gone for months.
"If another Scopes Monkey Trial comes along I could be gone for months."
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Agnes, you're just so valuable around here.
"Agnes, you're just so valuable around here."
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I don't know if we can spare you that time.
"I don't know if we can spare you that time."
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What about my responsibility?
"What about my responsibility?"
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It becomes a liability when it interferes with Maddie.
"It becomes a liability when it interferes with Maddie."
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-I didn't mean that. No. -You didn't?
"-I didn't mean that. No. -You didn't?"
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But some people have to forgo jury duty. They can't afford to miss work.
"But some people have to forgo jury duty. They can't afford to miss work."
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She's trying to say that her true colours are not red, white and blue.
"She's trying to say that her true colours are not red, white and blue."
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Miss Hayes, I vote every four years and it hasn't counted once.
"Miss Hayes, I vote every four years and it hasn't counted once."
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And just because I'm a Californian doesn't mean that I'm not an American.
"And just because I'm a Californian doesn't mean that I'm not an American."
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This is a chance to count.
"This is a chance to count."
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When you're right, you're right, Agnes.
"When you're right, you're right, Agnes."
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And you have the right to take this time off.
"And you have the right to take this time off."
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Great.
"Great."
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I'll get caught up. I'll get a temp.
"I'll get caught up. I'll get a temp."
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I've already written a week's worth of rhymes. Thanks, Miss Hayes.
"I've already written a week's worth of rhymes. Thanks, Miss Hayes."
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Okay. Aunt Lenora...
"Okay. Aunt Lenora..."
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...you and Uncle Sal are booked on the 537 flight.
"...you and Uncle Sal are booked on the 537 flight."
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Yeah, that's the same flight that Aunt Michelle is on.
"Yeah, that's the same flight that Aunt Michelle is on."
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Oh, come on.
"Oh, come on."
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That happened 20 years ago.
"That happened 20 years ago."
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Who cares if she called you big boned?
"Who cares if she called you big boned?"
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I mean, I've always believed that that bones are in the eyes of the beholder.
"I mean, I've always believed that that bones are in the eyes of the beholder."
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I have to tell you something.
"I have to tell you something."
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Aunt Lenora...
"Aunt Lenora..."
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...Lenora, honey, would you just hold?
"...Lenora, honey, would you just hold?"
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Dad, Aunt Lenora would go on the same flight as Aunt Michelle.
"Dad, Aunt Lenora would go on the same flight as Aunt Michelle."
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-Yeah, the bones thing. Can you-- -Burt. Burt. Burt.
"-Yeah, the bones thing. Can you-- -Burt. Burt. Burt."
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What, just-- Agnes, please.
"What, just-- Agnes, please."
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I am in the middle of a very delicate negotiation here.
"I am in the middle of a very delicate negotiation here."
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Hello, Dad.
"Hello, Dad."
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Hello. Hello. Hello.
"Hello. Hello. Hello."
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Uncle Louie, you would not believe...
"Uncle Louie, you would not believe..."
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...what that big-boned bag of wind has been putting me through.
"...what that big-boned bag of wind has been putting me through."
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Aunt Lenora?
"Aunt Lenora?"
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Of course, I knew it was you.
"Of course, I knew it was you."
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