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Clips from Moonlighting - Perfetc (S05E05)

TV Movies 1985 Season 5, Episode 9 775 clips
Crime
...50 we give every client his or her due.
"...50 we give every client his or her due."
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I can't help feeling this ship is out of shape.
"I can't help feeling this ship is out of shape."
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You didn't, but there is a client here to see you.
"You didn't, but there is a client here to see you."
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-Who's the woman? -My wife, Karen.
"-Who's the woman? -My wife, Karen."
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Adult male, 5'10", not long for this world,
"Adult male, 5'10", not long for this world,"
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What lovely long nails you have.
"What lovely long nails you have."
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That's all right. I'll find it. Thank you.
"That's all right. I'll find it. Thank you."
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How I envy you.
"How I envy you."
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Your ceiling.
"Your ceiling."
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I have yet to see you lift a finger to lay a foundation past tomorrow.
"I have yet to see you lift a finger to lay a foundation past tomorrow."
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-David, you can't do that. -Boy, are you a stickler.
"-David, you can't do that. -Boy, are you a stickler."
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...it's about 30 seconds later than the last time you asked.
"...it's about 30 seconds later than the last time you asked."
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You want me to go in there and talk to those reporters?
"You want me to go in there and talk to those reporters?"
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Do barnyard noises, leader impressions, I don't care.
"Do barnyard noises, leader impressions, I don't care."
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...the perfect pair of breasts.
"...the perfect pair of breasts."
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We have signed affidavit here from the--
"We have signed affidavit here from the--"
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Look, look, I'm--
"Look, look, I'm--"
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Sorry, I was a little tense yesterday.
"Sorry, I was a little tense yesterday."
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He schtised you and now you're gonna schtise him.
"He schtised you and now you're gonna schtise him."
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-Payback. Law of the jungle. -Revenge. This is not the jungle.
"-Payback. Law of the jungle. -Revenge. This is not the jungle."
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It took some juice, but I ran a make on those wheels.
"It took some juice, but I ran a make on those wheels."
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He wouldn't have run if he wasn't guilty. He killed a man.
"He wouldn't have run if he wasn't guilty. He killed a man."
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...because middle children have it the roughest.
"...because middle children have it the roughest."
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We should go back to the scene of the perfect crime.
"We should go back to the scene of the perfect crime."
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I hope Monsignor Viola got back to Rome safely.
"I hope Monsignor Viola got back to Rome safely."
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The man who committed the actual crime died last night.
"The man who committed the actual crime died last night."
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Rebel Without a Cause, James Dean.
"Rebel Without a Cause, James Dean."
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-Leave for where? -Paris.
"-Leave for where? -Paris."
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Blue Moon Detective Agency.
"Blue Moon Detective Agency."
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Sorry for not answering on the first ring...
"Sorry for not answering on the first ring..."
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...but we're cleaning, preparing for spring.
"...but we're cleaning, preparing for spring."
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Getting rid of the old to make room new...
"Getting rid of the old to make room new..."
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Sorry, operator, we cannot accept...
"Sorry, operator, we cannot accept..."
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...an out-of-state call that is collect.
"...an out-of-state call that is collect."
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Oh, Herbert.
"Oh, Herbert."
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You, guys. You, guys.
"You, guys. You, guys."
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I don't think this is a good idea.
"I don't think this is a good idea."
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Stop it this instant.
"Stop it this instant."
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I wanna see Mr. Addison in my office.
"I wanna see Mr. Addison in my office."
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Mr. Addison isn't here.
"Mr. Addison isn't here."
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He had a bowling tournament.
"He had a bowling tournament."
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You did this on your own?
"You did this on your own?"
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Mr. Addison didn't incite you?
"Mr. Addison didn't incite you?"
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He didn't put you up to this?
"He didn't put you up to this?"
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I'm very disappointed in you.
"I'm very disappointed in you."
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In you, Mr. O'Neal.
"In you, Mr. O'Neal."
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In you, Mr. Viola and you, MacGilicuddy.
"In you, Mr. Viola and you, MacGilicuddy."
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-He started it. -Did not.
"-He started it. -Did not."
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-Did too. -I don't care who started it.
"-Did too. -I don't care who started it."
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I thought you were mature enough to leave unsupervised...
"I thought you were mature enough to leave unsupervised..."
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...but I guess I was wrong.
"...but I guess I was wrong."
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As punishment I want you in your seats...
"As punishment I want you in your seats..."
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...with you heads down for a full 30-minutes.
"...with you heads down for a full 30-minutes."
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-You're kidding? -Did you hear me?
"-You're kidding? -Did you hear me?"
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In your seats, heads on your desks.
"In your seats, heads on your desks."
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Do you want Mr. Addison to hear about this?
"Do you want Mr. Addison to hear about this?"
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Agnes, would you give me a hand with these, please?
"Agnes, would you give me a hand with these, please?"
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MacGilicuddy, I am telling.
"MacGilicuddy, I am telling."
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And no talking to our neighbours.
"And no talking to our neighbours."
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This is quiet time.
"This is quiet time."
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Boy, oh, boy.
"Boy, oh, boy."
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Did this place ever need a spring cleaning?
"Did this place ever need a spring cleaning?"
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I can imagine.
"I can imagine."
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Just the Anselmo case alone filled a whole dumpster.
"Just the Anselmo case alone filled a whole dumpster."
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Agnes, do you have any idea...
"Agnes, do you have any idea..."
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...when Mr. Addison's gonna be back from his bowling tournament?
"...when Mr. Addison's gonna be back from his bowling tournament?"
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He wasn't sure exactly.
"He wasn't sure exactly."
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It depends on how long the awards luncheon lasts.
"It depends on how long the awards luncheon lasts."
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Lately, everyone around here has either been cutting up or cutting out.
"Lately, everyone around here has either been cutting up or cutting out."
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Well, everyone's a little tired.
"Well, everyone's a little tired."
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We've been going gangbusters for five years now.
"We've been going gangbusters for five years now."
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-A lot of blood under the bridge. -The tired talking?
"-A lot of blood under the bridge. -The tired talking?"
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I guess I am pretty tired.
"I guess I am pretty tired."
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Though most of the time when I think about it, I really would miss this place.
"Though most of the time when I think about it, I really would miss this place."
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All those people who have sat in that chair telling me their stories.
"All those people who have sat in that chair telling me their stories."
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And I certainly would miss you.
"And I certainly would miss you."
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I'd miss you too, Ms. Hayes.
"I'd miss you too, Ms. Hayes."
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And Viola and MacGilicuddy and the rest of them...
"And Viola and MacGilicuddy and the rest of them..."
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And Mr. Addison?
"And Mr. Addison?"
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I'd particularly would like to wring his neck.
"I'd particularly would like to wring his neck."
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Though I can't imagine coming to work and not finding him hell-bent...
"Though I can't imagine coming to work and not finding him hell-bent..."
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...on making my life miserable.
"...on making my life miserable."
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Come in.
"Come in."
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Excuse me, Ms. Hayes.
"Excuse me, Ms. Hayes."
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I don't recall giving you permission to leave your desk.
"I don't recall giving you permission to leave your desk."
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Although I am being disciplined...
"Although I am being disciplined..."
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...I took the liberty to beg him not to leave, at least until he'd spoken to you.
"...I took the liberty to beg him not to leave, at least until he'd spoken to you."
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Agnes, would you see him in, please.
"Agnes, would you see him in, please."
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Ms. Hayes.
"Ms. Hayes."
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I will be eternally penitent...
"I will be eternally penitent..."
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...for the role I played in that tomfoolery out there.
"...for the role I played in that tomfoolery out there."
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But I want you to know that MacGilicuddy...
"But I want you to know that MacGilicuddy..."
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-...really was the one who started it. -Did not.
"-...really was the one who started it. -Did not."
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Out.
"Out."
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Hello.
"Hello."
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Hello, my name is Ash. Brock Ash.
"Hello, my name is Ash. Brock Ash."
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Hello, Mr. Ash. I'm Madelyn Hayes.
"Hello, Mr. Ash. I'm Madelyn Hayes."
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-Mind if I sit down? -Oh, not at all. Please.
"-Mind if I sit down? -Oh, not at all. Please."
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-Are you all right? -No...
"-Are you all right? -No..."
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-...but there's nothing you can do. -How may I help you?
"-...but there's nothing you can do. -How may I help you?"
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-You can save me from oblivion. -Excuse me?
"-You can save me from oblivion. -Excuse me?"
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A perfect crime was committed.
"A perfect crime was committed."
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One which the combined resources of the police, FBI, Interpol...
"One which the combined resources of the police, FBI, Interpol..."
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...and several insurance companies have as yet been unable to solve.
"...and several insurance companies have as yet been unable to solve."
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What makes you think we can succeed where so many others failed?
"What makes you think we can succeed where so many others failed?"
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Don't solve the crime...
"Don't solve the crime..."
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-...I want you to prove I did it. -Come again.
"-...I want you to prove I did it. -Come again."
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I won't bore you with the details of my illness...
"I won't bore you with the details of my illness..."
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...but I've seen better days.
"...but I've seen better days."
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I'm over the anger and past the denial...
"I'm over the anger and past the denial..."
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...but the only thing standing between me...
"...but the only thing standing between me..."
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...and acceptance of my fate are a few regrets.
"...and acceptance of my fate are a few regrets."
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When I die my name dies with me.
"When I die my name dies with me."
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My wife preceded me. I have no issue.
"My wife preceded me. I have no issue."
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My only legacy will be a two-line obituary of interest to no one.
"My only legacy will be a two-line obituary of interest to no one."
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And that scares the hell out of me.
"And that scares the hell out of me."
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All I've accomplished is this deed, this crime. My one success.
"All I've accomplished is this deed, this crime. My one success."
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Such a success, in fact...
"Such a success, in fact..."
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...no one knows I did it.
"...no one knows I did it."
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You wanna be remembered for committing a crime?
"You wanna be remembered for committing a crime?"
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