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Clips from Moonlighting - The Bride of Tupperman (S02E02)

TV Movies 1985 Season 2, Episode 11 720 clips
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Title Season Episode
Moonlighting (Pilot) 1 1
Gunfight at the So-So Corral 1 2
Read the Mind... See the Movie 1 3
The Next Murder You Hear 1 4
Next Stop Murder 1 5
The Murder's in the Mail 1 6
Brother, Can You Spare a Blonde? 2 1
The Lady in the Iron Mask 2 2
Money Talks... Maddie Walks 2 3
The Dream Sequence Always Rings Twice 2 4
My Fair David 2 5
Knowing Her 2 6
Somewhere Under the Rainbow 2 7
Portrait of Maddie 2 8
Atlas Belched 2 9
Twas the Episode Before Christmas 2 10
The Bride of Tupperman 2 11
North by North DiPesto 2 12
In God We Strongly Suspect 2 13
Every Daughter's Father Is a Virgin 2 14
Witness for the Execution 2 15
Sleep Talkin' Guy 2 16
Funeral for a Door Nail 2 17
Camille 2 18
The Son Also Rises 3 1
The Man Who Cried Wife 3 2
Symphony in Knocked Flat 3 3
Yours, Very Deadly 3 4
All Creatures Great... and Not So Great 3 5
Big Man on Mulberry Street 3 6
Atomic Shakespeare 3 7
It's a Wonderful Job 3 8
The Straight Poop 3 9
Title Season Episode
Poltergeist III 3 10
Blonde on Blonde 3 11
Sam & Dave 3 12
Maddie's Turn to Cry 3 13
I Am Curious... Maddie 3 14
To Heiress Human 3 15
A Trip to the Moon 4 1
Come Back Little Shiksa 4 2
Take a Left at the Altar 4 3
Tale in Two Cities 4 4
Cool Hand Dave: Part 1 4 5
Cool Hand Dave: Part 2 4 6
Father Knows Last 4 7
Los Dos Dipestos 4 8
Fetal Attraction 4 9
Tracks of My Tears 4 10
Eek! A Spouse! 4 11
Maddie Hayes Got Married 4 12
Here's Living with You, Kid 4 13
And the Flesh Was Made Word 4 14
A Womb with a View 5 1
Between a Yuk and a Hard Place 5 2
The Color of Maddie 5 3
Plastic Fantastic Lovers 5 4
Shirts and Skins 5 5
Take My Wife, for Example 5 6
I See England, I See France, I See Maddie's Netherworld 5 7
Those Lips, Those Lies 5 8
Perfetc 5 9
When Girls Collide 5 10
In 'N Outlaws 5 11
Eine Kleine Nacht Murder 5 12
Lunar Eclipse 5 13
-Actually I wouldn't even say plans. -No plans on a Friday night?
"-Actually I wouldn't even say plans. -No plans on a Friday night?"
Moonlighting
-What are you doing? -I just had a thought.
"-What are you doing? -I just had a thought."
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It might be fun doing something together.
"It might be fun doing something together."
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-I disagree. -David, I'd just rather go home...
"-I disagree. -David, I'd just rather go home..."
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-We do? -We do.
"-We do? -We do."
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-I know. Dinner. -Dinner.
"-I know. Dinner. -Dinner."
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-What is it? -l don't know.
"-What is it? -l don't know."
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We go to your house, take off our clothes, get some 90-weight motor oil...
"We go to your house, take off our clothes, get some 90-weight motor oil..."
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Good. I'd like you to locate this woman.
"Good. I'd like you to locate this woman."
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Ms. Hayes...
"Ms. Hayes..."
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Think about it.
"Think about it."
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-I think we shouldn't take this case. -This is unusual.
"-I think we shouldn't take this case. -This is unusual."
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All I can see is a man walks in, puts 5 grand on the table...
"All I can see is a man walks in, puts 5 grand on the table..."
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Well, I don't see that at all. No, no, no, no, no.
"Well, I don't see that at all. No, no, no, no, no."
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-Discuss it. I'm going home. -Wait a second.
"-Discuss it. I'm going home. -Wait a second."
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What about Rambo, the steak, dancing till dawn?
"What about Rambo, the steak, dancing till dawn?"
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-You kill me. -If only I could.
"-You kill me. -If only I could."
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-I'll be at home. -You don't see it.
"-I'll be at home. -You don't see it."
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But you're wrong, Maddie. It is there.
"But you're wrong, Maddie. It is there."
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Wears enough to keep out of jail. I've looked for her.
"Wears enough to keep out of jail. I've looked for her."
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Not true. I believe that good looks and motor skills are important...
"Not true. I believe that good looks and motor skills are important..."
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...but more than that, she's gotta be hot.
"...but more than that, she's gotta be hot."
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Why don't you tell me about yourself.
"Why don't you tell me about yourself."
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As a matter fact, that's the reason that I divorced my fourth husband.
"As a matter fact, that's the reason that I divorced my fourth husband."
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Maybe it was.
"Maybe it was."
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...an odyssey to find a woman.
"...an odyssey to find a woman."
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Hey, Stevie.
"Hey, Stevie."
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I suppose, for me...
"I suppose, for me..."
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-What does that mean? -It means it's over.
"-What does that mean? -It means it's over."
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Only a woman?
"Only a woman?"
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That doesn't make her less qualified for Alan.
"That doesn't make her less qualified for Alan."
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Like you said, may the better detective win.
"Like you said, may the better detective win."
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I could spend the rest of my life cruising for burgers I can't eat.
"I could spend the rest of my life cruising for burgers I can't eat."
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Functional. Uninteresting. Past its prime.
"Functional. Uninteresting. Past its prime."
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Got "Molly" written all over it.
"Got "Molly" written all over it."
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...a for-rent sign till I get a chance...
"...a for-rent sign till I get a chance..."
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Watched the mail when you were gone.
"Watched the mail when you were gone."
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We helped a client. Made some money.
"We helped a client. Made some money."
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...and his wife checked out a half an hour--
"...and his wife checked out a half an hour--"
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Whoa, back up, his wife?
"Whoa, back up, his wife?"
Moonlighting
-Yes, Mrs. Tupperman. -Mrs. Tupperman.
"-Yes, Mrs. Tupperman. -Mrs. Tupperman."
Moonlighting
-Sure she was his wife? -The credit card said...
"-Sure she was his wife? -The credit card said..."
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Maybe they just ran off to a justice of the peace.
"Maybe they just ran off to a justice of the peace."
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There's only one first wedding. There's only one first wedding day.
"There's only one first wedding. There's only one first wedding day."
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I feel funny confronting him. Maybe we should call the police.
"I feel funny confronting him. Maybe we should call the police."
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-Open the door. -Really?
"-Open the door. -Really?"
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It's only 10:30 in the morning, David.
"It's only 10:30 in the morning, David."
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-Give me a minute. -Take two. Did you see any pictures?
"-Give me a minute. -Take two. Did you see any pictures?"
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Yeah. I-- I saw people moving around in here.
"Yeah. I-- I saw people moving around in here."
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-I don't see him anywhere. -A lot of people here.
"-I don't see him anywhere. -A lot of people here."
Moonlighting
Yes, I heard that too. The self-reliant type.
"Yes, I heard that too. The self-reliant type."
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I'm just not sure which missus to be sorry about.
"I'm just not sure which missus to be sorry about."
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...a couple of years ago, you went out, bought some clothes...
"...a couple of years ago, you went out, bought some clothes..."
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...sent them to the cleaners once a week, opened some charge accounts...
"...sent them to the cleaners once a week, opened some charge accounts..."
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-Do you realize what we just did? -Found the climax?
"-Do you realize what we just did? -Found the climax?"
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-Molly. -Golly.
"-Molly. -Golly."
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-Slower, slower. -Later, later.
"-Slower, slower. -Later, later."
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The bride of Frankenstein.
"The bride of Frankenstein."
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That's right. She's got her mother's eyes.
"That's right. She's got her mother's eyes."
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Or at least she's got somebody's mother's eyes.
"Or at least she's got somebody's mother's eyes."
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Friend?
"Friend?"
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Friend?
"Friend?"
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Smarten up, honey. Monsters aren't supposed to play hard to get.
"Smarten up, honey. Monsters aren't supposed to play hard to get."
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Sure, she wants a doctor. They all want doctors.
"Sure, she wants a doctor. They all want doctors."
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She hate me.
"She hate me."
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Come on, sister, give him a break.
"Come on, sister, give him a break."
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...but at least his heart's in the right place.
"...but at least his heart's in the right place."
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Give or take a couple inches.
"Give or take a couple inches."
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-This place is dead, I'm taking off. -Hold it a second, will you?
"-This place is dead, I'm taking off. -Hold it a second, will you?"
Moonlighting
What is this you're watching?
"What is this you're watching?"
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We belong dead.
"We belong dead."
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Don't do it, Frank. Don't pull the lever!
"Don't do it, Frank. Don't pull the lever!"
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I'm not surprised. You just can't say no to some guys.
"I'm not surprised. You just can't say no to some guys."
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-I'll see you Monday. I'm leaving. -Leaving?
"-I'll see you Monday. I'm leaving. -Leaving?"
Moonlighting
Maddie, Maddie. What are you doing, doing?
"Maddie, Maddie. What are you doing, doing?"
Moonlighting
David, David. I'm leaving, leaving.
"David, David. I'm leaving, leaving."
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What'll it do to the morale of the worker bees...
"What'll it do to the morale of the worker bees..."
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...when they see their queen leaving two hours early?
"...when they see their queen leaving two hours early?"
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That's a risk I'm willing to take.
"That's a risk I'm willing to take."
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-Why are you leaving? -Why are you stopping me?
"-Why are you leaving? -Why are you stopping me?"
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-What if I was bored? -What if I wanna get home early?
"-What if I was bored? -What if I wanna get home early?"
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-Big plans, huh? -No, I wouldn't say big plans.
"-Big plans, huh? -No, I wouldn't say big plans."
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The day people get paid? The night people get what rhymes with paid?
"The day people get paid? The night people get what rhymes with paid?"
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-It happens. -To you? Is Ripley aware of this?
"-It happens. -To you? Is Ripley aware of this?"
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I had a date. He had to cancel. He had to go to a wedding.
"I had a date. He had to cancel. He had to go to a wedding."
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His own.
"His own."
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-Couldn't do both, huh? -He said he met her yesterday.
"-Couldn't do both, huh? -He said he met her yesterday."
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Something about sharing an umbrella in the rain.
"Something about sharing an umbrella in the rain."
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Two straws and a banana daiquiri...
"Two straws and a banana daiquiri..."
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-...living a lifetime in one night. -I know that girl.
"-...living a lifetime in one night. -I know that girl."
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Why couldn't they have met next week? I hate eating alone.
"Why couldn't they have met next week? I hate eating alone."
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Well, if there's nothing else to discuss....
"Well, if there's nothing else to discuss...."
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-Better get you a doctor. -I can't promise...
"-Better get you a doctor. -I can't promise..."
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...but if I get on the horn PDQ, I may be able...
"...but if I get on the horn PDQ, I may be able..."
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...to lose a few rendezvous, juggle a few jiggles...
"...to lose a few rendezvous, juggle a few jiggles..."
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...and I might be able to free up my schedule to squeeze you in.
"...and I might be able to free up my schedule to squeeze you in."
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-Squeeze me in? -Yeah. You know...
"-Squeeze me in? -Yeah. You know..."
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...you and me...
"...you and me..."
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...go out. Do something together.
"...go out. Do something together."
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My coat's upstairs.
"My coat's upstairs."
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Well, I hadn't really expected this. Though I don't see why not.
"Well, I hadn't really expected this. Though I don't see why not."
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-Maybe we could see a movie. -Yeah, sure, a movie.
"-Maybe we could see a movie. -Yeah, sure, a movie."
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-There's a French film, it-- -French?
"-There's a French film, it-- -French?"
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-You mean, like, foreign? -Well, what else would I mean?
"-You mean, like, foreign? -Well, what else would I mean?"
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I don't know.
"I don't know."
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Dirty?
"Dirty?"
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-Well, how about music, then? -Now you're cooking.
"-Well, how about music, then? -Now you're cooking."
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I know a nightspot, perfect place to make you forget.
"I know a nightspot, perfect place to make you forget."
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-Forget what? -It's already working.
"-Forget what? -It's already working."
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By nightspot, you mean soft lights, quiet, a little piano?
"By nightspot, you mean soft lights, quiet, a little piano?"
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Very little piano. None at all.
"Very little piano. None at all."
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There's a guy on sax, blows notes you can hear in Seattle.
"There's a guy on sax, blows notes you can hear in Seattle."
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-This won't work. -Dancing then.
"-This won't work. -Dancing then."
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We go out, get totally sweated up--
"We go out, get totally sweated up--"
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David, this isn't gonna work. We're not going...
"David, this isn't gonna work. We're not going..."
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...to agree on anything any more than we ever agree.
"...to agree on anything any more than we ever agree."
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...have a glass of wine and slip into a bubble bath.
"...have a glass of wine and slip into a bubble bath."
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Fine. Mind if we stop at my place on the way?
"Fine. Mind if we stop at my place on the way?"
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-David, why are we doing this? -Maddie, it's Friday.
"-David, why are we doing this? -Maddie, it's Friday."
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We're single people, we owe it to ourselves to find something to do.
"We're single people, we owe it to ourselves to find something to do."
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