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Clips from Moonlighting - Brother, Can You Spare a Blonde? (S02E02)

TV Movies 1985 Season 2, Episode 1 589 clips
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Title Season Episode
Moonlighting (Pilot) 1 1
Gunfight at the So-So Corral 1 2
Read the Mind... See the Movie 1 3
The Next Murder You Hear 1 4
Next Stop Murder 1 5
The Murder's in the Mail 1 6
Brother, Can You Spare a Blonde? 2 1
The Lady in the Iron Mask 2 2
Money Talks... Maddie Walks 2 3
The Dream Sequence Always Rings Twice 2 4
My Fair David 2 5
Knowing Her 2 6
Somewhere Under the Rainbow 2 7
Portrait of Maddie 2 8
Atlas Belched 2 9
Twas the Episode Before Christmas 2 10
The Bride of Tupperman 2 11
North by North DiPesto 2 12
In God We Strongly Suspect 2 13
Every Daughter's Father Is a Virgin 2 14
Witness for the Execution 2 15
Sleep Talkin' Guy 2 16
Funeral for a Door Nail 2 17
Camille 2 18
The Son Also Rises 3 1
The Man Who Cried Wife 3 2
Symphony in Knocked Flat 3 3
Yours, Very Deadly 3 4
All Creatures Great... and Not So Great 3 5
Big Man on Mulberry Street 3 6
Atomic Shakespeare 3 7
It's a Wonderful Job 3 8
The Straight Poop 3 9
Title Season Episode
Poltergeist III 3 10
Blonde on Blonde 3 11
Sam & Dave 3 12
Maddie's Turn to Cry 3 13
I Am Curious... Maddie 3 14
To Heiress Human 3 15
A Trip to the Moon 4 1
Come Back Little Shiksa 4 2
Take a Left at the Altar 4 3
Tale in Two Cities 4 4
Cool Hand Dave: Part 1 4 5
Cool Hand Dave: Part 2 4 6
Father Knows Last 4 7
Los Dos Dipestos 4 8
Fetal Attraction 4 9
Tracks of My Tears 4 10
Eek! A Spouse! 4 11
Maddie Hayes Got Married 4 12
Here's Living with You, Kid 4 13
And the Flesh Was Made Word 4 14
A Womb with a View 5 1
Between a Yuk and a Hard Place 5 2
The Color of Maddie 5 3
Plastic Fantastic Lovers 5 4
Shirts and Skins 5 5
Take My Wife, for Example 5 6
I See England, I See France, I See Maddie's Netherworld 5 7
Those Lips, Those Lies 5 8
Perfetc 5 9
When Girls Collide 5 10
In 'N Outlaws 5 11
Eine Kleine Nacht Murder 5 12
Lunar Eclipse 5 13
Right.
"Right."
Moonlighting
-Double ha! -Lou told you to do it.
"-Double ha! -Lou told you to do it."
Moonlighting
Seven thirty-eight.
"Seven thirty-eight."
Moonlighting
-Sorry. -Sorry.
"-Sorry. -Sorry."
Moonlighting
Okay, kid, get your booty off my trunk.
"Okay, kid, get your booty off my trunk."
Moonlighting
-Just one more thing. -Yeah.
"-Just one more thing. -Yeah."
Moonlighting
Ladies and gentlemen. Prepare yourself for an evening...
"Ladies and gentlemen. Prepare yourself for an evening..."
Moonlighting
So he think and he think And he thunk and he thunk
"So he think and he think And he thunk and he thunk"
Moonlighting
And after he was done He invented this junk
"And after he was done He invented this junk"
Moonlighting
You can make this promise Because it's true
"You can make this promise Because it's true"
Moonlighting
Here's this stuff.
"Here's this stuff."
Moonlighting
You plant it, you fertilize it. You water it.
"You plant it, you fertilize it. You water it."
Moonlighting
There are people who take better care of this stuff than their own kids.
"There are people who take better care of this stuff than their own kids."
Moonlighting
There was no one on the phone, was there?
"There was no one on the phone, was there?"
Moonlighting
That is no reason to act so--
"That is no reason to act so--"
Moonlighting
Oh, Scarlett, Tara ain't on the block yet. How much do you need?
"Oh, Scarlett, Tara ain't on the block yet. How much do you need?"
Moonlighting
-...in thinking positively? -Thinking positively?
"-...in thinking positively? -Thinking positively?"
Moonlighting
-The verge of happening. Any minute. -Why ask? He'll just tell me--
"-The verge of happening. Any minute. -Why ask? He'll just tell me--"
Moonlighting
-That is different. -Never worked an honest day.
"-That is different. -Never worked an honest day."
Moonlighting
One time, he wanted money to put tequila in those little packets...
"One time, he wanted money to put tequila in those little packets..."
Moonlighting
...that ketchup and mustard come in for people that can't find a shot glass.
"...that ketchup and mustard come in for people that can't find a shot glass."
Moonlighting
No, I don't wanna know how much. I wanna know how.
"No, I don't wanna know how much. I wanna know how."
Moonlighting
-Addison. -You're saying I'm dumb?
"-Addison. -You're saying I'm dumb?"
Moonlighting
-Let's get down to it. -Down to what?
"-Let's get down to it. -Down to what?"
Moonlighting
Waiter, take this man back to the kitchen. He's not completely cooked.
"Waiter, take this man back to the kitchen. He's not completely cooked."
Moonlighting
We can have some fun. This will be great.
"We can have some fun. This will be great."
Moonlighting
-Say good night for me, will you? -Oh, you got my solemn word.
"-Say good night for me, will you? -Oh, you got my solemn word."
Moonlighting
Well, you were having such a good time I didn't think you'd notice.
"Well, you were having such a good time I didn't think you'd notice."
Moonlighting
-I did it again. -Would you do it once with me?
"-I did it again. -Would you do it once with me?"
Moonlighting
I stopped in here because I thought--
"I stopped in here because I thought--"
Moonlighting
You're invulnerable, aren't you?
"You're invulnerable, aren't you?"
Moonlighting
Hey, I'm not totally invulnerable, you know.
"Hey, I'm not totally invulnerable, you know."
Moonlighting
All right, fine, fine. You want to play that way, that's just fine with me.
"All right, fine, fine. You want to play that way, that's just fine with me."
Moonlighting
I don't want a cute apology.
"I don't want a cute apology."
Moonlighting
Lots of times. But I'm not mean to you.
"Lots of times. But I'm not mean to you."
Moonlighting
I'm sorry.
"I'm sorry."
Moonlighting
What was the name of the family pooch...
"What was the name of the family pooch..."
Moonlighting
Hint, we're looking for the character's name here...
"Hint, we're looking for the character's name here..."
Moonlighting
-Who is it? -Dave.
"-Who is it? -Dave."
Moonlighting
-David? -David.
"-David? -David."
Moonlighting
Richard, why are you fighting?
"Richard, why are you fighting?"
Moonlighting
Richard! David!
"Richard! David!"
Moonlighting
Where'd you get the money? What money?
"Where'd you get the money? What money?"
Moonlighting
He thought I had $100,000 that belonged to him.
"He thought I had $100,000 that belonged to him."
Moonlighting
...and there's this suitcase filled with money.
"...and there's this suitcase filled with money."
Moonlighting
Richard.
"Richard."
Moonlighting
I mean, everybody always wanted to be on Davy's team.
"I mean, everybody always wanted to be on Davy's team."
Moonlighting
It's not like the guy's lawyer was contacting me.
"It's not like the guy's lawyer was contacting me."
Moonlighting
You repay that part and the police will understand.
"You repay that part and the police will understand."
Moonlighting
What do you want? I mean, a dollar only goes so far in today's world, Dave.
"What do you want? I mean, a dollar only goes so far in today's world, Dave."
Moonlighting
Wow.
"Wow."
Moonlighting
You know how they say virgin wool? How do they know?
"You know how they say virgin wool? How do they know?"
Moonlighting
Oh, look at this.
"Oh, look at this."
Moonlighting
-Oh, look at this. -Very nice, very you.
"-Oh, look at this. -Very nice, very you."
Moonlighting
Let me ask you something, Mr. Addison. What do I look like?
"Let me ask you something, Mr. Addison. What do I look like?"
Moonlighting
-I gotta run. -l heard her.
"-I gotta run. -l heard her."
Moonlighting
-Have we lost him? -Don't believe that for a minute.
"-Have we lost him? -Don't believe that for a minute."
Moonlighting
And yes, that is a pistol in my pocket.
"And yes, that is a pistol in my pocket."
Moonlighting
I want my money. How much of it do you have?
"I want my money. How much of it do you have?"
Moonlighting
-What's playing? -The Guns of Navarone.
"-What's playing? -The Guns of Navarone."
Moonlighting
The place could use a little pick-me-up, don't you think?
"The place could use a little pick-me-up, don't you think?"
Moonlighting
Attention, shoppers!
"Attention, shoppers!"
Moonlighting
-To so many. -Who you don't know.
"-To so many. -Who you don't know."
Moonlighting
They could care less about it.
"They could care less about it."
Moonlighting
-Gate. -You leave when he got...
"-Gate. -You leave when he got..."
Moonlighting
That really is the reward money.
"That really is the reward money."
Moonlighting
Hi, I'm Madelyn Hayes and this is David Addison.
"Hi, I'm Madelyn Hayes and this is David Addison."
Moonlighting
We'd like to take a minute to welcome you to...
"We'd like to take a minute to welcome you to..."
Moonlighting
-...another season of Moonlighting. -That's right. Wrong.
"-...another season of Moonlighting. -That's right. Wrong."
Moonlighting
-Wait a second. -I don't know what I'm doing here.
"-Wait a second. -I don't know what I'm doing here."
Moonlighting
We're welcoming people back to another season.
"We're welcoming people back to another season."
Moonlighting
The network wants us to welcome the viewers back.
"The network wants us to welcome the viewers back."
Moonlighting
Say it! The network says that tonight's show is too short.
"Say it! The network says that tonight's show is too short."
Moonlighting
The network says every show has to be one hour long.
"The network says every show has to be one hour long."
Moonlighting
Not 59 minutes, not 61 minutes.
"Not 59 minutes, not 61 minutes."
Moonlighting
Sixty minutes long. And we're a minute short.
"Sixty minutes long. And we're a minute short."
Moonlighting
-Now the whole world knows. -Do you know why we're short?
"-Now the whole world knows. -Do you know why we're short?"
Moonlighting
-Karen, get my agent. -You talk too fast!
"-Karen, get my agent. -You talk too fast!"
Moonlighting
-If you slow down once in a while. -You're talking when I'm talking.
"-If you slow down once in a while. -You're talking when I'm talking."
Moonlighting
That's it! The producers can welcome the viewers back themselves.
"That's it! The producers can welcome the viewers back themselves."
Moonlighting
Cut!
"Cut!"
Moonlighting
How was that?
"How was that?"
Moonlighting
Sorry, Cybill. Sorry, Bruce.
"Sorry, Cybill. Sorry, Bruce."
Moonlighting
-Too short. -Too short! And you know why?
"-Too short. -Too short! And you know why?"
Moonlighting
-Don't blame this on me. -Because you talk too fast.
"-Don't blame this on me. -Because you talk too fast."
Moonlighting
-You're talking when I'm talking. -Start the show.
"-You're talking when I'm talking. -Start the show."
Moonlighting
-Start the show. -Start the show.
"-Start the show. -Start the show."
Moonlighting
Welcome back.
"Welcome back."
Moonlighting
Evening, Mr. Navarone.
"Evening, Mr. Navarone."
Moonlighting
Got your money.
"Got your money."
Moonlighting
Got all of it.
"Got all of it."
Moonlighting
Seven thirty-seven.
"Seven thirty-seven."
Moonlighting
Hey, hold on a second. Hold on a second!
"Hey, hold on a second. Hold on a second!"
Moonlighting
Five minutes.
"Five minutes."
Moonlighting
You're gonna burn a deal over five minutes?
"You're gonna burn a deal over five minutes?"
Moonlighting
Come on!
"Come on!"
Moonlighting
Five minutes? You're gonna blow a hundred grand over five minutes?
"Five minutes? You're gonna blow a hundred grand over five minutes?"
Moonlighting
I'm a big believer in punctuality.
"I'm a big believer in punctuality."
Moonlighting
Wanna be in a serious business?
"Wanna be in a serious business?"
Moonlighting
Next time, on time.
"Next time, on time."
Moonlighting
Come here. Check out your merchandise.
"Come here. Check out your merchandise."
Moonlighting
Wow. -Yeah, wow.
"Wow. -Yeah, wow."
Moonlighting
-Mr. Navarone? -Yeah.
"-Mr. Navarone? -Yeah."
Moonlighting
You're under arrest, jackass.
"You're under arrest, jackass."
Moonlighting
...that's destined to change your life.
"...that's destined to change your life."
Moonlighting
It's The Thin and Rich Story.
"It's The Thin and Rich Story."
Moonlighting
As told by the only guy who knows all the good parts.
"As told by the only guy who knows all the good parts."
Moonlighting
Mr. Rich and Thin himself.
"Mr. Rich and Thin himself."
Moonlighting
Richard Addison.
"Richard Addison."
Moonlighting
Oh, my goodness, what a crowd.
"Oh, my goodness, what a crowd."
Moonlighting
Thank you.
"Thank you."
Moonlighting
Said gotta find some glory, Gotta make some dough
"Said gotta find some glory, Gotta make some dough"
Moonlighting
This goo, this gop This weird-looking swill
"This goo, this gop This weird-looking swill"
Moonlighting
It's called Rich and Thin And here's what it will do
"It's called Rich and Thin And here's what it will do"
Moonlighting
It will melt your fat Melt it clear away
"It will melt your fat Melt it clear away"
Moonlighting
It'll keep you lean Till your dying day
"It'll keep you lean Till your dying day"
Moonlighting
Yes it will make you rich It will do that too
"Yes it will make you rich It will do that too"
Moonlighting
Yes it will make you rich It will do that too
"Yes it will make you rich It will do that too"
Moonlighting
It worked for me It'll work for you
"It worked for me It'll work for you"
Moonlighting
He used to be fat And he used to be poor
"He used to be fat And he used to be poor"
Moonlighting