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Clips from Moonlighting - Atomic Shakespeare (S03E03)

TV Movies 1985 Season 3, Episode 7 544 clips
Crime
What a drag.
"What a drag."
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...not to bestow my youngest daughter...
"...not to bestow my youngest daughter..."
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Come here, wife.
"Come here, wife."
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She be very wealthy, and in dire need of a suitor.
"She be very wealthy, and in dire need of a suitor."
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Are you a man who liveth to see tomorrow?
"Are you a man who liveth to see tomorrow?"
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Signor Baptista, know you not who my master is?
"Signor Baptista, know you not who my master is?"
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"Your own Winnebago, a chance to direct...
""Your own Winnebago, a chance to direct..."
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Go then, my friend, till we meet again...
"Go then, my friend, till we meet again..."
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If you're a man, you gotta love the 16th century.
"If you're a man, you gotta love the 16th century."
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...thy mildness praised. --myself am moved to...
"...thy mildness praised. --myself am moved to..."
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Then let me answereth quickly as well:
"Then let me answereth quickly as well:"
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Now.
"Now."
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Hey!
"Hey!"
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The master bedroom.
"The master bedroom."
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~The sun. ~The moon.
"~The sun. ~The moon."
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And persist.
"And persist."
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Good husband, how are we married?
"Good husband, how are we married?"
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And for my part, should that respect begineth tonight...
"And for my part, should that respect begineth tonight..."
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Thy life.
"Thy life."
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...if Kate be not only still married, but tamed by Bianca's wedding day.
"...if Kate be not only still married, but tamed by Bianca's wedding day."
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...and have come to see if he'll collect his due.
"...and have come to see if he'll collect his due."
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Be thou certain?
"Be thou certain?"
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Word hath come that Kate merely pretended to be tamed.
"Word hath come that Kate merely pretended to be tamed."
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To look again.
"To look again."
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...that I might receive thy dowry if, and only if, I tamed thee.
"...that I might receive thy dowry if, and only if, I tamed thee."
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...and by me.
"...and by me."
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So it was.
"So it was."
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-Mom, what are you doing? -You have homework to do.
"-Mom, what are you doing? -You have homework to do."
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-But it's Moonlighting. -Moonlighting?
"-But it's Moonlighting. -Moonlighting?"
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Yeah, you know, the show about the two detectives. A man and woman.
"Yeah, you know, the show about the two detectives. A man and woman."
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They argue a lot, and all they wanna do is sleep together?
"They argue a lot, and all they wanna do is sleep together?"
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-Yeah. -Sounds like trash to me.
"-Yeah. -Sounds like trash to me."
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-But, Mom.... -Watching TV isn't gonna help you...
"-But, Mom.... -Watching TV isn't gonna help you..."
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...on your Shakespeare test tomorrow. You have reading to do. Let's go.
"...on your Shakespeare test tomorrow. You have reading to do. Let's go."
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-But, Mom. -No arguments.
"-But, Mom. -No arguments."
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Good morrow, sir.
"Good morrow, sir."
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I'm Lucentio, come hither for to see fair Padua...
"I'm Lucentio, come hither for to see fair Padua..."
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...pleasant garden of great Italy. To seek out and happily begin...
"...pleasant garden of great Italy. To seek out and happily begin..."
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...a course of learning and studies herein.
"...a course of learning and studies herein."
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You've mistaken me, sir, for someone who careth. Come.
"You've mistaken me, sir, for someone who careth. Come."
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I am Lucentio...
"I am Lucentio..."
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...and am steadfast resolved to suck the sweets of sweet philosoph--
"...and am steadfast resolved to suck the sweets of sweet philosoph--"
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I must away, as I am off to floss.
"I must away, as I am off to floss."
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I am Lucentio...
"I am Lucentio..."
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...new arrived from distant lands. In search of--
"...new arrived from distant lands. In search of--"
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Think it's my fault I get stuck with all the exposition?
"Think it's my fault I get stuck with all the exposition?"
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Sweet Bianca.
"Sweet Bianca."
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-Fair Bianca. -Please, good lady.
"-Fair Bianca. -Please, good lady."
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But, soft!
"But, soft!"
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What light through yonder window breaks?
"What light through yonder window breaks?"
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Gentlemen, enough, enough.
"Gentlemen, enough, enough."
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Gentlemen, importune me no farther.
"Gentlemen, importune me no farther."
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For now I firmly am resolved...
"For now I firmly am resolved..."
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...before I have a husband for the elder.
"...before I have a husband for the elder."
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As I have told those before you...
"As I have told those before you..."
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...though Bianca be the cherished, 'tis Katherina must marry first.
"...though Bianca be the cherished, 'tis Katherina must marry first."
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Only hence, only hence...
"Only hence, only hence..."
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...will Bianca's lovely hand be made available.
"...will Bianca's lovely hand be made available."
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Be mindful, I am the wealthiest man in Padua...
"Be mindful, I am the wealthiest man in Padua..."
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...and he who weds Katherina lands a dowry you could cry for.
"...and he who weds Katherina lands a dowry you could cry for."
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-Any takers? -No way, José.
"-Any takers? -No way, José."
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-Go back to the hall. -No way.
"-Go back to the hall. -No way."
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What are you, nuts?
"What are you, nuts?"
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What?
"What?"
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School and studies may one day bring home the bacon...
"School and studies may one day bring home the bacon..."
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...but no profit grows where is no pleasure taken.
"...but no profit grows where is no pleasure taken."
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Only stands twixt me and Bianca one simple act of fate.
"Only stands twixt me and Bianca one simple act of fate."
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Simple, I say. For how hard could it be to find Katherina a mate?
"Simple, I say. For how hard could it be to find Katherina a mate?"
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Run, heathen, run, and know what awaits you should you stop it.
"Run, heathen, run, and know what awaits you should you stop it."
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As your mouth runneth off, so must your feet run off...
"As your mouth runneth off, so must your feet run off..."
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...and from a poor, defenceless woman no less.
"...and from a poor, defenceless woman no less."
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If defenceless be apt, then what against?
"If defenceless be apt, then what against?"
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An army perhaps, or a lion incensed.
"An army perhaps, or a lion incensed."
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You speak of animals. Yet all three of you be rats.
"You speak of animals. Yet all three of you be rats."
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And three blind rats you're not, as clearly you came to gawk at me.
"And three blind rats you're not, as clearly you came to gawk at me."
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We only just arrived to woo and bewitch...
"We only just arrived to woo and bewitch..."
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...having not advance knowledge that you be such a--
"...having not advance knowledge that you be such a--"
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Enough!
"Enough!"
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Had the rats tails, though likely they be thrust between their legs...
"Had the rats tails, though likely they be thrust between their legs..."
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...I'd be moved to slice them up.
"...I'd be moved to slice them up."
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But I'll leave with less fare and give you this.
"But I'll leave with less fare and give you this."
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Sir. These that find a pawn, then let these words be said:
"Sir. These that find a pawn, then let these words be said:"
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There's nothing so poetic...
"There's nothing so poetic..."
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...as a well-placed smack upside the head.
"...as a well-placed smack upside the head."
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Men.
"Men."
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Father!
"Father!"
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Is it your will, sir, to make a stale of me...
"Is it your will, sir, to make a stale of me..."
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...amongst these mates? A trinket to be auctioned off...
"...amongst these mates? A trinket to be auctioned off..."
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...to he who bids the highest?
"...to he who bids the highest?"
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I know wherefore these men came. From you in order to marry me...
"I know wherefore these men came. From you in order to marry me..."
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...and clear the path for your little angel.
"...and clear the path for your little angel."
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Well, Father, never will man sent by you...
"Well, Father, never will man sent by you..."
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...walk in and walk out with my affections.
"...walk in and walk out with my affections."
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Sister, everyone knowest thou art jealous of me.
"Sister, everyone knowest thou art jealous of me."
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I mean...
"I mean..."
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...far be it from me to rush you...
"...far be it from me to rush you..."
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...as only you will know when you've found the right man.
"...as only you will know when you've found the right man."
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Sister, Father, Padua...
"Sister, Father, Padua..."
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...goest thou to hell!
"...goest thou to hell!"
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A problem, no doubt, and one in need of solution bold...
"A problem, no doubt, and one in need of solution bold..."
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...for love does of a sudden take such hold.
"...for love does of a sudden take such hold."
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The task, alas, to find a mate to weather Kate's typhoon.
"The task, alas, to find a mate to weather Kate's typhoon."
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But where?
"But where?"
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For such a man doth come along but once in a blue moon.
"For such a man doth come along but once in a blue moon."
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What's shaking, y'all?
"What's shaking, y'all?"
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Fill her up, lad. Clean the bugs out of her teeth.
"Fill her up, lad. Clean the bugs out of her teeth."
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To be, or not to be: That is the question.
"To be, or not to be: That is the question."
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Wrong play.
"Wrong play."
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Now is the winter of our discontent Made glorious--
"Now is the winter of our discontent Made glorious--"
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Wrong play.
"Wrong play."
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Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears--
"Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears--"
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Wrong play!
"Wrong play!"
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Verona, for a while I take my leave...
"Verona, for a while I take my leave..."
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...lo see my friends in Padua.
"...lo see my friends in Padua."
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And what a fortuitous gale it is that blows me here.
"And what a fortuitous gale it is that blows me here."
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Such wind as scatters young men through the world...
"Such wind as scatters young men through the world..."
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...to seek their fortunes farther than at home...
"...to seek their fortunes farther than at home..."
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...where small experience grows.
"...where small experience grows."
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Thus it stands with me: That I thrust myself into this maze.
"Thus it stands with me: That I thrust myself into this maze."
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Crowns in my purse I have, goods at home...
"Crowns in my purse I have, goods at home..."
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