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Clips from Moonlighting - Twas the Episode Before Christmas (S02E02)

TV Movies 1985 Season 2, Episode 10 531 clips
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Title Season Episode
Moonlighting (Pilot) 1 1
Gunfight at the So-So Corral 1 2
Read the Mind... See the Movie 1 3
The Next Murder You Hear 1 4
Next Stop Murder 1 5
The Murder's in the Mail 1 6
Brother, Can You Spare a Blonde? 2 1
The Lady in the Iron Mask 2 2
Money Talks... Maddie Walks 2 3
The Dream Sequence Always Rings Twice 2 4
My Fair David 2 5
Knowing Her 2 6
Somewhere Under the Rainbow 2 7
Portrait of Maddie 2 8
Atlas Belched 2 9
Twas the Episode Before Christmas 2 10
The Bride of Tupperman 2 11
North by North DiPesto 2 12
In God We Strongly Suspect 2 13
Every Daughter's Father Is a Virgin 2 14
Witness for the Execution 2 15
Sleep Talkin' Guy 2 16
Funeral for a Door Nail 2 17
Camille 2 18
The Son Also Rises 3 1
The Man Who Cried Wife 3 2
Symphony in Knocked Flat 3 3
Yours, Very Deadly 3 4
All Creatures Great... and Not So Great 3 5
Big Man on Mulberry Street 3 6
Atomic Shakespeare 3 7
It's a Wonderful Job 3 8
The Straight Poop 3 9
Title Season Episode
Poltergeist III 3 10
Blonde on Blonde 3 11
Sam & Dave 3 12
Maddie's Turn to Cry 3 13
I Am Curious... Maddie 3 14
To Heiress Human 3 15
A Trip to the Moon 4 1
Come Back Little Shiksa 4 2
Take a Left at the Altar 4 3
Tale in Two Cities 4 4
Cool Hand Dave: Part 1 4 5
Cool Hand Dave: Part 2 4 6
Father Knows Last 4 7
Los Dos Dipestos 4 8
Fetal Attraction 4 9
Tracks of My Tears 4 10
Eek! A Spouse! 4 11
Maddie Hayes Got Married 4 12
Here's Living with You, Kid 4 13
And the Flesh Was Made Word 4 14
A Womb with a View 5 1
Between a Yuk and a Hard Place 5 2
The Color of Maddie 5 3
Plastic Fantastic Lovers 5 4
Shirts and Skins 5 5
Take My Wife, for Example 5 6
I See England, I See France, I See Maddie's Netherworld 5 7
Those Lips, Those Lies 5 8
Perfetc 5 9
When Girls Collide 5 10
In 'N Outlaws 5 11
Eine Kleine Nacht Murder 5 12
Lunar Eclipse 5 13
This is a legit thing. Come on.
"This is a legit thing. Come on."
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-It doesn't feel any different. -Excuse me.
"-It doesn't feel any different. -Excuse me."
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-Where was 1? -Everyone was starving.
"-Where was 1? -Everyone was starving."
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-You're a child. -Watch it.
"-You're a child. -Watch it."
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-I don't know anything. -Put that in writing.
"-I don't know anything. -Put that in writing."
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David, look at my life. I live alone.
"David, look at my life. I live alone."
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-You happy? -Happy?
"-You happy? -Happy?"
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-You don't believe me? -No.
"-You don't believe me? -No."
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...and in exchange, we provided him with a new identity.
"...and in exchange, we provided him with a new identity."
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Nobody's seen either of them since last night.
"Nobody's seen either of them since last night."
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I'll tell you what it meant.
"I'll tell you what it meant."
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Christmas and children.
"Christmas and children."
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Merry Christmas, Ms. Hayes.
"Merry Christmas, Ms. Hayes."
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-Change of heart. -Change of everything.
"-Change of heart. -Change of everything."
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So? A woman named Mary, a baby, three kings?
"So? A woman named Mary, a baby, three kings?"
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My manger's your manger.
"My manger's your manger."
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-With DiPesto. You know what that is? -l can guess.
"-With DiPesto. You know what that is? -l can guess."
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I'm not giving that baby to a suspected murderer.
"I'm not giving that baby to a suspected murderer."
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-Hello, police? -Hello, police?
"-Hello, police? -Hello, police?"
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David.
"David."
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"Get us some lettuce. Grab us some steak.
""Get us some lettuce. Grab us some steak."
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Christmases and children. They make up for a lot of the bad stuff.
"Christmases and children. They make up for a lot of the bad stuff."
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No, think about it for a minute.
"No, think about it for a minute."
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Joseph, I hear something out in the living room.
"Joseph, I hear something out in the living room."
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It's nothing.
"It's nothing."
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Joseph.
"Joseph."
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Wait here.
"Wait here."
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Joseph, this is it?
"Joseph, this is it?"
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This is the best that the Witness Protection Program could do?
"This is the best that the Witness Protection Program could do?"
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An apartment? A tiny apartment?
"An apartment? A tiny apartment?"
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Hell, my cell was bigger than this place.
"Hell, my cell was bigger than this place."
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Hey, Leonard.
"Hey, Leonard."
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I didn't wanna testify.
"I didn't wanna testify."
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You cut a stupid deal, Joseph.
"You cut a stupid deal, Joseph."
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You thought I wouldn't find you? Thought I'd rot in jail...
"You thought I wouldn't find you? Thought I'd rot in jail..."
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...and never look for you?
"...and never look for you?"
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You have to believe me. I had no choice.
"You have to believe me. I had no choice."
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I do believe you.
"I do believe you."
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I bet you feel just awful about it.
"I bet you feel just awful about it."
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Sending your best friend and partner to jail.
"Sending your best friend and partner to jail."
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I bet the memory of that has been haunting you for years.
"I bet the memory of that has been haunting you for years."
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I know it's helped me come to grips with the reality of your suicide.
"I know it's helped me come to grips with the reality of your suicide."
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Suicide?
"Suicide?"
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That's the way I heard it.
"That's the way I heard it."
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Got stinking drunk three days before Christmas...
"Got stinking drunk three days before Christmas..."
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...and fell over his balcony.
"...and fell over his balcony."
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Three years, Joseph.
"Three years, Joseph."
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Three years I've been waiting to catch up with you. Three years.
"Three years I've been waiting to catch up with you. Three years."
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Hey, I think I hear Santa Claus outside.
"Hey, I think I hear Santa Claus outside."
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You wanna go on the balcony and take a look?
"You wanna go on the balcony and take a look?"
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No!
"No!"
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No!
"No!"
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Married? You've got a kid?
"Married? You've got a kid?"
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Where are they?
"Where are they?"
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Toss this thrash, I'll be back.
"Toss this thrash, I'll be back."
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Please don't cry.
"Please don't cry."
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Season's greetings!
"Season's greetings!"
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Sorry.
"Sorry."
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I don't need it. Oh, forget it.
"I don't need it. Oh, forget it."
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Santa's hotline, North Pole.
"Santa's hotline, North Pole."
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Well, hello, little girl. What's your name?
"Well, hello, little girl. What's your name?"
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Santa's hotline, can I help you?
"Santa's hotline, can I help you?"
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A train set, sure.
"A train set, sure."
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Santa's hotline, North Pole, hello.
"Santa's hotline, North Pole, hello."
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North Pole, Santa speaking.
"North Pole, Santa speaking."
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Sure I'm sure this is Santa Claus. Who's this?
"Sure I'm sure this is Santa Claus. Who's this?"
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Ingrid. And how old are you, Ingrid?
"Ingrid. And how old are you, Ingrid?"
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Twenty-three, really?
"Twenty-three, really?"
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So tell me, Ingrid. You been good?
"So tell me, Ingrid. You been good?"
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You've been good a lot?
"You've been good a lot?"
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You ever been great, Ingrid?
"You ever been great, Ingrid?"
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Would you like to be?
"Would you like to be?"
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Are you kidding? Why do you think Santa's always so jolly?
"Are you kidding? Why do you think Santa's always so jolly?"
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Gotta go. Head elf walked in. She doesn't look happy.
"Gotta go. Head elf walked in. She doesn't look happy."
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You got it. Three days from tonight. I'll be in red. Morning.
"You got it. Three days from tonight. I'll be in red. Morning."
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-You got that right. -Shot in the dark. You're not happy.
"-You got that right. -Shot in the dark. You're not happy."
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-Would you tell me what is going on. -Going on?
"-Would you tell me what is going on. -Going on?"
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Going on in our outer office. Going on in your inner office.
"Going on in our outer office. Going on in your inner office."
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The phone is ringing and people are answering "North Pole." Why?
"The phone is ringing and people are answering "North Pole." Why?"
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If they didn't, no one believes Santy Claus lived here.
"If they didn't, no one believes Santy Claus lived here."
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-l see. -You do?
"-l see. -You do?"
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No, I just wanted to say that to see how it would feel.
"No, I just wanted to say that to see how it would feel."
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North Pole, Santa speaking.
"North Pole, Santa speaking."
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-No problem. He wants to speak to you. -To me?
"-No problem. He wants to speak to you. -To me?"
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Hello.
"Hello."
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No, this is not Mrs. Claus.
"No, this is not Mrs. Claus."
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What are you doing? Are you still there?
"What are you doing? Are you still there?"
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She didn't mean it.
"She didn't mean it."
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Well, I hope you're happy.
"Well, I hope you're happy."
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David, would you please tell me what is going on?
"David, would you please tell me what is going on?"
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-Santa's hotline. -Santa's what line?
"-Santa's hotline. -Santa's what line?"
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Santa's hotline.
"Santa's hotline."
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Maddie, look out there. What do you see?
"Maddie, look out there. What do you see?"
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Ever notice you answer my questions with questions?
"Ever notice you answer my questions with questions?"
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I do?
"I do?"
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I see a world starving for hope.
"I see a world starving for hope."
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A world starving for fantasy. A world starving for joy.
"A world starving for fantasy. A world starving for joy."
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-How about you? -I ate before I came in.
"-How about you? -I ate before I came in."
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Don't know if you noticed, but you just did it.
"Don't know if you noticed, but you just did it."
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-What's that? -Answered a question with a question.
"-What's that? -Answered a question with a question."
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I did?
"I did?"
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Yes. Now, I don't know if you believe this about me...
"Yes. Now, I don't know if you believe this about me..."
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...but I take all this suffering personally.
"...but I take all this suffering personally."
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-I'll bet. -At night, I sit up thinking.
"-I'll bet. -At night, I sit up thinking."
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-Imagine that. -Then last night, it hit me.
"-Imagine that. -Then last night, it hit me."
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-Left a bruise, I hope. -Who is the beacon of hope...
"-Left a bruise, I hope. -Who is the beacon of hope..."
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...of fantasy, of joy still left in the world?
"...of fantasy, of joy still left in the world?"
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-Steven Spielberg? -Santy Claus.
"-Steven Spielberg? -Santy Claus."
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-Yeah? -But all is not well at the North Pole.
"-Yeah? -But all is not well at the North Pole."
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-No, huh? -No, Maddie, you see...
"-No, huh? -No, Maddie, you see..."
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...we're living in an age of state-of-the-art technology.
"...we're living in an age of state-of-the-art technology."
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-Is that bad? -For Kriss Kringle.
"-Is that bad? -For Kriss Kringle."
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-Do tell. -All right, 1 will.
"-Do tell. -All right, 1 will."
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You wanna tell Santa what you want. What do you do?
"You wanna tell Santa what you want. What do you do?"
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-Write a letter. -You haven't been around kids.
"-Write a letter. -You haven't been around kids."
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-Nobody writes anymore. -They don't?
"-Nobody writes anymore. -They don't?"
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No. They're busy studying for SATs...
"No. They're busy studying for SATs..."
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...applying for credit cards, going through detox.
"...applying for credit cards, going through detox."
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-Joys of childhood. -That's where the hotline comes in.
"-Joys of childhood. -That's where the hotline comes in."
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By dialling our 900 number, children from all over the world...
"By dialling our 900 number, children from all over the world..."
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