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Clips from Moonlighting - Los Dos Dipestos (S04E04)

TV Movies 1985 Season 4, Episode 8 638 clips
Crime

Episodes from this show

Title Season Episode
Moonlighting (Pilot) 1 1
Gunfight at the So-So Corral 1 2
Read the Mind... See the Movie 1 3
The Next Murder You Hear 1 4
Next Stop Murder 1 5
The Murder's in the Mail 1 6
Brother, Can You Spare a Blonde? 2 1
The Lady in the Iron Mask 2 2
Money Talks... Maddie Walks 2 3
The Dream Sequence Always Rings Twice 2 4
My Fair David 2 5
Knowing Her 2 6
Somewhere Under the Rainbow 2 7
Portrait of Maddie 2 8
Atlas Belched 2 9
Twas the Episode Before Christmas 2 10
The Bride of Tupperman 2 11
North by North DiPesto 2 12
In God We Strongly Suspect 2 13
Every Daughter's Father Is a Virgin 2 14
Witness for the Execution 2 15
Sleep Talkin' Guy 2 16
Funeral for a Door Nail 2 17
Camille 2 18
The Son Also Rises 3 1
The Man Who Cried Wife 3 2
Symphony in Knocked Flat 3 3
Yours, Very Deadly 3 4
All Creatures Great... and Not So Great 3 5
Big Man on Mulberry Street 3 6
Atomic Shakespeare 3 7
It's a Wonderful Job 3 8
The Straight Poop 3 9
Title Season Episode
Poltergeist III 3 10
Blonde on Blonde 3 11
Sam & Dave 3 12
Maddie's Turn to Cry 3 13
I Am Curious... Maddie 3 14
To Heiress Human 3 15
A Trip to the Moon 4 1
Come Back Little Shiksa 4 2
Take a Left at the Altar 4 3
Tale in Two Cities 4 4
Cool Hand Dave: Part 1 4 5
Cool Hand Dave: Part 2 4 6
Father Knows Last 4 7
Los Dos Dipestos 4 8
Fetal Attraction 4 9
Tracks of My Tears 4 10
Eek! A Spouse! 4 11
Maddie Hayes Got Married 4 12
Here's Living with You, Kid 4 13
And the Flesh Was Made Word 4 14
A Womb with a View 5 1
Between a Yuk and a Hard Place 5 2
The Color of Maddie 5 3
Plastic Fantastic Lovers 5 4
Shirts and Skins 5 5
Take My Wife, for Example 5 6
I See England, I See France, I See Maddie's Netherworld 5 7
Those Lips, Those Lies 5 8
Perfetc 5 9
When Girls Collide 5 10
In 'N Outlaws 5 11
Eine Kleine Nacht Murder 5 12
Lunar Eclipse 5 13
-Rang my chimes. -A gift from Vista Buena Tours.
"-Rang my chimes. -A gift from Vista Buena Tours."
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Keep the sun to your back so he has to squint at you.
"Keep the sun to your back so he has to squint at you."
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Of course, you knew it was my office. Just hanging up the suit, Agnes.
"Of course, you knew it was my office. Just hanging up the suit, Agnes."
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-Mr. Addison? -Because I have got to get out of here.
"-Mr. Addison? -Because I have got to get out of here."
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...and I'll get back to you Monday. Fair enough?
"...and I'll get back to you Monday. Fair enough?"
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I can't hear you. I'll get some baking soda.
"I can't hear you. I'll get some baking soda."
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Never know when there might be an extra mouth to feed.
"Never know when there might be an extra mouth to feed."
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You do have Epsom salts? You should always have Epsom salts.
"You do have Epsom salts? You should always have Epsom salts."
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-We have breakfast. -Reasonable prices.
"-We have breakfast. -Reasonable prices."
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-Call the police. -I will.
"-Call the police. -I will."
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That tailgater had better back off...
"That tailgater had better back off..."
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...lo make your acquaintance, Mrs. DiPesto.
"...lo make your acquaintance, Mrs. DiPesto."
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But I had no idea what an arresting woman you'd be.
"But I had no idea what an arresting woman you'd be."
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I was there once...
"I was there once..."
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Yes, I am.
"Yes, I am."
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...Miss I'm Not A Detective I'm Just Along For The Ride...
"...Miss I'm Not A Detective I'm Just Along For The Ride..."
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Let's just say I followed this case too long...
"Let's just say I followed this case too long..."
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You call theft work?
"You call theft work?"
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It's the double rug-pull. I saw it on Your Show of Shows once.
"It's the double rug-pull. I saw it on Your Show of Shows once."
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...Hells Angel!
"...Hells Angel!"
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Don't worry, Agnes. Hang a few beads and you'll still have your privacy.
"Don't worry, Agnes. Hang a few beads and you'll still have your privacy."
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Over here.
"Over here."
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I've been hearing bells ringing for 30 years...
"I've been hearing bells ringing for 30 years..."
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...but I never heard anything like those.
"...but I never heard anything like those."
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Worked in a church, huh?
"Worked in a church, huh?"
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No. Telephone operator, retired.
"No. Telephone operator, retired."
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Telephone operator? How could you do that for 30 years?
"Telephone operator? How could you do that for 30 years?"
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Ten-to-one, you'll like retirement a whole lot more.
"Ten-to-one, you'll like retirement a whole lot more."
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A little souvenir.
"A little souvenir."
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Made at the monastery.
"Made at the monastery."
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Compliments of Vista Buena Tours.
"Compliments of Vista Buena Tours."
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Well, isn't this swell? My little girl will like this one.
"Well, isn't this swell? My little girl will like this one."
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I'm visiting her in L.A. on my way home.
"I'm visiting her in L.A. on my way home."
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Mr. Addison...
"Mr. Addison..."
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...you are a businessperson.
"...you are a businessperson."
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I am a businessperson.
"I am a businessperson."
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And as businesspeople, we understand...
"And as businesspeople, we understand..."
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...that in order for a business relationship to succeed...
"...that in order for a business relationship to succeed..."
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...there has to be mutual benefit.
"...there has to be mutual benefit."
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You benefit from the services I provide.
"You benefit from the services I provide."
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I, in turn, benefit from the satisfaction of a job well done and a salary...
"I, in turn, benefit from the satisfaction of a job well done and a salary..."
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...which leads me to my point.
"...which leads me to my point."
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-l need a raise. -Cut, cut, cut.
"-l need a raise. -Cut, cut, cut."
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No, no, no. Wrong, wrong, wrong.
"No, no, no. Wrong, wrong, wrong."
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You walk in like that, you'll be lucky to come away with a 30-percent rollback.
"You walk in like that, you'll be lucky to come away with a 30-percent rollback."
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I said everything you told me to say.
"I said everything you told me to say."
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Did I tell you to say, "lI, Agnes DiPesto, am an insignificant little gnat?
"Did I tell you to say, "lI, Agnes DiPesto, am an insignificant little gnat?"
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-No. -Who can't even pull her own weight?
"-No. -Who can't even pull her own weight?"
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-No. -Who should be replaced...
"-No. -Who should be replaced..."
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...by an answering machine instead of being given a raise?"
"...by an answering machine instead of being given a raise?""
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No, I didn't say anything like that.
"No, I didn't say anything like that."
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Not in words, maybe, but that's the impression you convey.
"Not in words, maybe, but that's the impression you convey."
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Agnes, you sat down...
"Agnes, you sat down..."
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...giving Mr. Addison a higher vantage point...
"...giving Mr. Addison a higher vantage point..."
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...from which he could easily look down on you...
"...from which he could easily look down on you..."
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...and your salary demands.
"...and your salary demands."
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Instead of drilling him with a glare of determination...
"Instead of drilling him with a glare of determination..."
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...you broke eye contact no less than 17 times.
"...you broke eye contact no less than 17 times."
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Do you have any idea what kind of attitude that conveys?
"Do you have any idea what kind of attitude that conveys?"
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That of a person who hasn't an ounce of conviction...
"That of a person who hasn't an ounce of conviction..."
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...about what they're saying.
"...about what they're saying."
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-Finally-- -What more could I have done wrong?
"-Finally-- -What more could I have done wrong?"
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You failed to take control of the field of battle.
"You failed to take control of the field of battle."
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It also sends a subliminal message that there's a new dawn of prosperity...
"It also sends a subliminal message that there's a new dawn of prosperity..."
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...coming to Agnes DiPesto.
"...coming to Agnes DiPesto."
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Maybe I'm not cut out to be cutthroat.
"Maybe I'm not cut out to be cutthroat."
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This is not about Agnes DiPesto...
"This is not about Agnes DiPesto..."
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...the warm, caring person.
"...the warm, caring person."
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We're talking about Agnes DiPesto, the product.
"We're talking about Agnes DiPesto, the product."
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But why can't I just go in there and level with him, tell him the truth?
"But why can't I just go in there and level with him, tell him the truth?"
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I need more money and I think I deserve it.
"I need more money and I think I deserve it."
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Are you out of your mind?
"Are you out of your mind?"
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The truth doesn't have anything to do with anything here.
"The truth doesn't have anything to do with anything here."
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We're talking about winning.
"We're talking about winning."
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Look, I understand image-making.
"Look, I understand image-making."
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I've picked the winners of every presidential election since 1960.
"I've picked the winners of every presidential election since 1960."
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Except for the Pat Paulsen upset in '68. That was quite a blow.
"Except for the Pat Paulsen upset in '68. That was quite a blow."
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Trust me, I know what I'm talking about.
"Trust me, I know what I'm talking about."
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Shoulders back...
"Shoulders back..."
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...maintain eye contact, make him squint.
"...maintain eye contact, make him squint."
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Hello?
"Hello?"
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You rang?
"You rang?"
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-Mr. Addison. -Lucky guess.
"-Mr. Addison. -Lucky guess."
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And I do mean hanging it up, because it is Friday. TGIF.
"And I do mean hanging it up, because it is Friday. TGIF."
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I am gonna be AWOL ASAP.
"I am gonna be AWOL ASAP."
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While you and the kids are out there doing your clock-watching...
"While you and the kids are out there doing your clock-watching..."
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...I've been hatching a plan.
"...I've been hatching a plan."
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Did I say hatching? Yes.
"Did I say hatching? Yes."
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Not only is it hatched, but it's about to sprout wings and fly.
"Not only is it hatched, but it's about to sprout wings and fly."
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That's very nice, Mr. Addison, but--
"That's very nice, Mr. Addison, but--"
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Truth is, I have gotta put some distance between me and this office.
"Truth is, I have gotta put some distance between me and this office."
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I'm gonna get in the car and drive for two days.
"I'm gonna get in the car and drive for two days."
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You are not gonna know where I am. Nobody's gonna know.
"You are not gonna know where I am. Nobody's gonna know."
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As a matter of fact, if I'm lucky, I am not gonna know where I am.
"As a matter of fact, if I'm lucky, I am not gonna know where I am."
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Get this place out of my head. I gotta clear the cobwebs.
"Get this place out of my head. I gotta clear the cobwebs."
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-I have gotta get the hell out of here-- -Mr. Addison.
"-I have gotta get the hell out of here-- -Mr. Addison."
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I'm sorry.
"I'm sorry."
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I know you have some things on your mind, but so do I.
"I know you have some things on your mind, but so do I."
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And, well, it's just that I have to ask you something.
"And, well, it's just that I have to ask you something."
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I'm all ears.
"I'm all ears."
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Agnes, you sat down.
"Agnes, you sat down."
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You're giving Mr. Addison a higher vantage point.
"You're giving Mr. Addison a higher vantage point."
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It's crucial to the future of our relationship that--
"It's crucial to the future of our relationship that--"
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Keep the sun to your back so he has to squint at you.
"Keep the sun to your back so he has to squint at you."
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That you know certain facts about me.
"That you know certain facts about me."
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There's a new dawn of financial prosperity coming.
"There's a new dawn of financial prosperity coming."
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Facts about my work record.
"Facts about my work record."
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This is about Agnes DiPesto, the product.
"This is about Agnes DiPesto, the product."
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Facts about my years of loyalty.
"Facts about my years of loyalty."
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Facts about my value to this office.
"Facts about my value to this office."
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I can't do this.
"I can't do this."
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I can't do this.
"I can't do this."
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I can't do this. I can't do this.
"I can't do this. I can't do this."
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Mr. Addison, I don't care about eye contact...
"Mr. Addison, I don't care about eye contact..."
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...or about which back the sun is at, or who was president in 1968.
"...or about which back the sun is at, or who was president in 1968."
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I just care that my mother's lived in Bakersfield all her life.
"I just care that my mother's lived in Bakersfield all her life."
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She's been comfortable as a telephone operator.
"She's been comfortable as a telephone operator."
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Now she's retired. She took a trip to Mexico.
"Now she's retired. She took a trip to Mexico."
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And she decided to stop and see me last minute.
"And she decided to stop and see me last minute."
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I don't think it's right for a child to be ungrateful, and I love her a lot.
"I don't think it's right for a child to be ungrateful, and I love her a lot."
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