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Clips from Moonlighting - Portrait of Maddie (S02E02)

TV Movies 1985 Season 2, Episode 8 666 clips
Crime
Somewhere out there is a happy hour with our name on it.
"Somewhere out there is a happy hour with our name on it."
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-You learn something new every day. -Get serious.
"-You learn something new every day. -Get serious."
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I just had my hand on your behind.
"I just had my hand on your behind."
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Or, you consider my plan...
"Or, you consider my plan..."
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You wanna think about?
"You wanna think about?"
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You make all that up or somebody help you?
"You make all that up or somebody help you?"
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Everywhere he looked, everywhere he turned, he saw me.
"Everywhere he looked, everywhere he turned, he saw me."
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What a meeting it was.
"What a meeting it was."
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...combing the mail-order catalogue.
"...combing the mail-order catalogue."
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-He is? -We got my main potato, Ferguson...
"-He is? -We got my main potato, Ferguson..."
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-Yes? -Yes what?
"-Yes? -Yes what?"
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I'm so sorry.
"I'm so sorry."
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They told me about...
"They told me about..."
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It makes me feel like crying.
"It makes me feel like crying."
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You say to yourself...
"You say to yourself..."
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...and a cable comes.
"...and a cable comes."
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There's a lot of downside.
"There's a lot of downside."
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And there we were.
"And there we were."
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Two guys, in the City of Lights, alone.
"Two guys, in the City of Lights, alone."
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I know that, Miss Hayes.
"I know that, Miss Hayes."
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Charles Wright was found dead this evening.
"Charles Wright was found dead this evening."
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Don't you see? I didn't have any choice.
"Don't you see? I didn't have any choice."
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That's it. I've said my piece.
"That's it. I've said my piece."
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-Unlucky stiff. -What is that supposed to mean?
"-Unlucky stiff. -What is that supposed to mean?"
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One night, we're high, feeling good.
"One night, we're high, feeling good."
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-I'm waiting. -For what?
"-I'm waiting. -For what?"
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I found it!
"I found it!"
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I'm sure somebody will come along...
"I'm sure somebody will come along..."
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A sign.
"A sign."
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-Get out of the way. Got it? -Look!
"-Get out of the way. Got it? -Look!"
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Me either.
"Me either."
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Too bad nobody's gonna know about it.
"Too bad nobody's gonna know about it."
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Hey! Hey, lady!
"Hey! Hey, lady!"
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Hey, hold it, hold it! Come on, man!
"Hey, hold it, hold it! Come on, man!"
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Hey, blondie-blond, there are better ways to go blind.
"Hey, blondie-blond, there are better ways to go blind."
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You've been locked up in here with these numbers all day.
"You've been locked up in here with these numbers all day."
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-You go ahead. -We always go for a drink on Friday.
"-You go ahead. -We always go for a drink on Friday."
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-No, we don't, and it's Monday. -It is?
"-No, we don't, and it's Monday. -It is?"
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Talk about a lost weekend. Wonder if I went home.
"Talk about a lost weekend. Wonder if I went home."
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Do I still have the same shirt on?
"Do I still have the same shirt on?"
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Hey, wait a minute,
"Hey, wait a minute,"
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I must have gone home, I shaved.
"I must have gone home, I shaved."
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-You really like doing this, don't you? -Someone has to do it.
"-You really like doing this, don't you? -Someone has to do it."
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No, no, no, you do. I can tell.
"No, no, no, you do. I can tell."
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It gives you a feeling of power. And why not?
"It gives you a feeling of power. And why not?"
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Numbers make the cash flow.
"Numbers make the cash flow."
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Cash makes the wheels turn, the smoke stack, thighs part.
"Cash makes the wheels turn, the smoke stack, thighs part."
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-Addison, my God! -Isn't that redundant?
"-Addison, my God! -Isn't that redundant?"
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Do you know what this means?
"Do you know what this means?"
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-We're ahead. -You're kidding.
"-We're ahead. -You're kidding."
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The two of us? Together?
"The two of us? Together?"
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Like Ray Milland and Rosey Grier--
"Like Ray Milland and Rosey Grier--"
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Two thousand and thirty-five dollars and 76 cents in the black.
"Two thousand and thirty-five dollars and 76 cents in the black."
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Does that mean we can save the farm and get Mom the heart operation?
"Does that mean we can save the farm and get Mom the heart operation?"
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-It's okay if we only save the farm. -We made money!
"-It's okay if we only save the farm. -We made money!"
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The first money we've made.
"The first money we've made."
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Money we've made.
"Money we've made."
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That sounds so much nicer than money we've spent or lost.
"That sounds so much nicer than money we've spent or lost."
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It sure does.
"It sure does."
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Why, you are so beautiful when you get fiscal.
"Why, you are so beautiful when you get fiscal."
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-Get your hand off my behind. -Is that your behind?
"-Get your hand off my behind. -Is that your behind?"
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Is that my hand?
"Is that my hand?"
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That's what I like about this place.
"That's what I like about this place."
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If I get any more serious, they'll move us to cable.
"If I get any more serious, they'll move us to cable."
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Help me think. We've gotta do something with this money.
"Help me think. We've gotta do something with this money."
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Reinvest in the agency...
"Reinvest in the agency..."
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...make a capital improvement to increase productivity.
"...make a capital improvement to increase productivity."
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I've got it. Matching crocodile briefcases.
"I've got it. Matching crocodile briefcases."
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"Briefcasi"?
""Briefcasi"?"
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Will it be hard to find matching crocodiles?
"Will it be hard to find matching crocodiles?"
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-Maybe an advertising campaign. Or...
"-Maybe an advertising campaign. Or..."
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...a stereo for the company car.
"...a stereo for the company car."
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I see it now. Laser disc, graphic equalizer...
"I see it now. Laser disc, graphic equalizer..."
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...300 watts per channel.
"...300 watts per channel."
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I get more productive just thinking about it.
"I get more productive just thinking about it."
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-David. -Maddie, I'm half serious.
"-David. -Maddie, I'm half serious."
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-What else is new? -I mean it.
"-What else is new? -I mean it."
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You know, there is nothing wrong with enjoying your success.
"You know, there is nothing wrong with enjoying your success."
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Rewarding your victories.
"Rewarding your victories."
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That's what sets us apart from the communist nations.
"That's what sets us apart from the communist nations."
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Not large bodies of water and mountain ranges?
"Not large bodies of water and mountain ranges?"
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Think about the men who made America great.
"Think about the men who made America great."
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The Rockefellers, Kennedys, Ewings.
"The Rockefellers, Kennedys, Ewings."
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You think with every gusher they bought drilling equipment?
"You think with every gusher they bought drilling equipment?"
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Hell, no! They gambled, got drunk, ran around women.
"Hell, no! They gambled, got drunk, ran around women."
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-What did it get them? -Poverty.
"-What did it get them? -Poverty."
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Greatest motivator in the free world.
"Greatest motivator in the free world."
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Do what you want, put the money in the bank...
"Do what you want, put the money in the bank..."
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...reinvest, let it earn interest, get comfortable...
"...reinvest, let it earn interest, get comfortable..."
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...stop blazing trails for America and the free world.
"...stop blazing trails for America and the free world."
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...and you put Jacuzzis in the executive bathroom.
"...and you put Jacuzzis in the executive bathroom."
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It's your country. You do what you want.
"It's your country. You do what you want."
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Maddie Hayes' office, One desk under God, indivisible--
"Maddie Hayes' office, One desk under God, indivisible--"
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-Give me that. -Big screen TV in reception.
"-Give me that. -Big screen TV in reception."
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-Maddie Hayes. -Clients watch while waiting.
"-Maddie Hayes. -Clients watch while waiting."
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-Yes, officer? -Monday Night Football.
"-Yes, officer? -Monday Night Football."
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-Questioning? -We'll have new clientele.
"-Questioning? -We'll have new clientele."
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Yes, I'll be right there.
"Yes, I'll be right there."
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Wanna talk about it? What am I doing? I never ask.
"Wanna talk about it? What am I doing? I never ask."
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It doesn't look good.
"It doesn't look good."
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Mysterious fortune turns up, police call.
"Mysterious fortune turns up, police call."
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I'm behind you 100 percent.
"I'm behind you 100 percent."
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Maddie, why did you do it?
"Maddie, why did you do it?"
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You're shielding somebody.
"You're shielding somebody."
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I guess you gotta play your string to the very end.
"I guess you gotta play your string to the very end."
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Want me to hide the booty?
"Want me to hide the booty?"
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Oh, tough guy, eh?
"Oh, tough guy, eh?"
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The worst that can happen is you get the gas chamber.
"The worst that can happen is you get the gas chamber."
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Better than the chair, they shave your head.
"Better than the chair, they shave your head."
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I'm running out of material, tell me what's going on.
"I'm running out of material, tell me what's going on."
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I don't know. The police want me for questioning.
"I don't know. The police want me for questioning."
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-Want me to go with you? -No.
"-Want me to go with you? -No."
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Listen, I'll probably go home right afterwards.
"Listen, I'll probably go home right afterwards."
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Any messages, call me. See you in the morning.
"Any messages, call me. See you in the morning."
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-Right, Miss Hayes. -Maddie?
"-Right, Miss Hayes. -Maddie?"
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-Yes! -Executive bonus?
"-Yes! -Executive bonus?"
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Just a thought.
"Just a thought."
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Do you know him?
"Do you know him?"
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He knew you.
"He knew you."
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What exactly did he die of?
"What exactly did he die of?"
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