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Clips from Moonlighting - The Son Also Rises (S03E03)

TV Movies 1985 Season 3, Episode 1 630 clips
Crime
Hey. Good to see you.
"Hey. Good to see you."
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Your speeches always give me goose bumps.
"Your speeches always give me goose bumps."
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No, I mean your vacation.
"No, I mean your vacation."
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Well, then.
"Well, then."
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Miss DiPesto, hit it.
"Miss DiPesto, hit it."
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Arms, kids, arms.
"Arms, kids, arms."
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Swinging for the cheap seats. No cigar.
"Swinging for the cheap seats. No cigar."
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-Your turn. Did you have a good time? -Me? In Mexico?
"-Your turn. Did you have a good time? -Me? In Mexico?"
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Wait a second, all these phone messages are from you.
"Wait a second, all these phone messages are from you."
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-Two or three years? -Yeah, well, you know...
"-Two or three years? -Yeah, well, you know..."
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The man who taught me about shaving, about women...
"The man who taught me about shaving, about women..."
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...which is why I am such a jerk.
"...which is why I am such a jerk."
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-David Addison, I presume. -David Addison, I presume.
"-David Addison, I presume. -David Addison, I presume."
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-She was a model, Dad. -Oh, yeah?
"-She was a model, Dad. -Oh, yeah?"
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-I like your hair. It's nice and short. -It's about 20,000 hairs short.
"-I like your hair. It's nice and short. -It's about 20,000 hairs short."
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Married.
"Married."
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-He asked me to be his best man. -That's wonderful.
"-He asked me to be his best man. -That's wonderful."
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...50 I guess they're gonna have the wedding out here.
"...50 I guess they're gonna have the wedding out here."
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...or the colored bowling ball.
"...or the colored bowling ball."
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-Thank you. -Thanks.
"-Thank you. -Thanks."
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-Which one, Dad? -The one in the yellow dress.
"-Which one, Dad? -The one in the yellow dress."
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David, are you going to let me in or not?
"David, are you going to let me in or not?"
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Maddie, I'm sorry. I can't.
"Maddie, I'm sorry. I can't."
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Will you butt the hell out?
"Will you butt the hell out?"
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Oh, well. Good night, Miss DiPesto.
"Oh, well. Good night, Miss DiPesto."
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Do you want me to try calling him again?
"Do you want me to try calling him again?"
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I'll try, but it'll probably make me dizzy.
"I'll try, but it'll probably make me dizzy."
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-What the hell are you doing? -Trying to help.
"-What the hell are you doing? -Trying to help."
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...and went out to a saloon.
"...and went out to a saloon."
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She was two or three ahead of me.
"She was two or three ahead of me."
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-What are you saying? -What am I saying?
"-What are you saying? -What am I saying?"
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The kind you replay so you don't forget it...
"The kind you replay so you don't forget it..."
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...childish.... You can stop me anytime.
"...childish.... You can stop me anytime."
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As little as possible.
"As little as possible."
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But my real fear is that she is not okay with it.
"But my real fear is that she is not okay with it."
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...looking like I look...
"...looking like I look..."
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Please be seated.
"Please be seated."
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...to live together after God's ordinance in the holy state of matrimony?
"...to live together after God's ordinance in the holy state of matrimony?"
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...be joined together let him speak now or forever hold his peace.
"...be joined together let him speak now or forever hold his peace."
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-You have something to say? -Well-- Well...
"-You have something to say? -Well-- Well..."
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David, something is troubling you. What is it?
"David, something is troubling you. What is it?"
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Anyway, one night your dad walks in...
"Anyway, one night your dad walks in..."
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And I'm thinking, "My God...
"And I'm thinking, "My God..."
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I own Seaside Fish.
"I own Seaside Fish."
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...not change my underwear for a couple days.
"...not change my underwear for a couple days."
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-Hi. -Hi.
"-Hi. -Hi."
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-Hello, I'm Madelyn Hayes. -And I'm David Addison.
"-Hello, I'm Madelyn Hayes. -And I'm David Addison."
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We'd like to take a moment and just welcome back-- Excuse me.
"We'd like to take a moment and just welcome back-- Excuse me."
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-Hello? David, it's your mother. -Mom? Hi, Mom.
"-Hello? David, it's your mother. -Mom? Hi, Mom."
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Oh, gosh, it's so great to hear your voice.
"Oh, gosh, it's so great to hear your voice."
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No, babe, it's just hard to hear you with that iron lung working.
"No, babe, it's just hard to hear you with that iron lung working."
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So how are you doing? You gonna make it?
"So how are you doing? You gonna make it?"
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Only a week and a half till the Emmys.
"Only a week and a half till the Emmys."
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Of course we're gonna win.
"Of course we're gonna win."
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Sixteen nominations, Ma, we can't lose.
"Sixteen nominations, Ma, we can't lose."
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Mom, don't-- Don't be ridiculous, he's not gonna win.
"Mom, don't-- Don't be ridiculous, he's not gonna win."
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He won last year. They're not gonna give it to him again.
"He won last year. They're not gonna give it to him again."
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Your doctor? Yeah, sure, put him on.
"Your doctor? Yeah, sure, put him on."
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Hi, doc.
"Hi, doc."
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Really?
"Really?"
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You think she's gonna be able to pull through with some encouragement?
"You think she's gonna be able to pull through with some encouragement?"
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That's great. Doc, doc, don't worry about it.
"That's great. Doc, doc, don't worry about it."
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Sixteen nominations, kid. We can't lose. It's in the bag.
"Sixteen nominations, kid. We can't lose. It's in the bag."
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Blue Moon Detective Agency.
"Blue Moon Detective Agency."
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Have things gone awry? Is it solutions you seek?
"Have things gone awry? Is it solutions you seek?"
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We're eager to help, but we're closed a few weeks.
"We're eager to help, but we're closed a few weeks."
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So if you're despondent and your life's out of whack...
"So if you're despondent and your life's out of whack..."
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I am not amused by your trip out of state.
"I am not amused by your trip out of state."
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This is your landlord, the rent's two weeks late.
"This is your landlord, the rent's two weeks late."
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Tour toilet's backed up and the place smells like heck.
"Tour toilet's backed up and the place smells like heck."
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If you want me to fix it then send me a check.
"If you want me to fix it then send me a check."
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Hi. How are you?
"Hi. How are you?"
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Welcome back. Hi.
"Welcome back. Hi."
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I had a good time too. Wanna see my tan line?
"I had a good time too. Wanna see my tan line?"
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Wow, great.
"Wow, great."
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Great, great. Cute.
"Great, great. Cute."
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-Why, hello, everyone. -Hello, Miss Hayes.
"-Why, hello, everyone. -Hello, Miss Hayes."
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Well, it's so good to see you all back safe and sound.
"Well, it's so good to see you all back safe and sound."
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Looking forward to that next 50 weeks. To giving it that 200 percent.
"Looking forward to that next 50 weeks. To giving it that 200 percent."
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To putting in that good hard day's work...
"To putting in that good hard day's work..."
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...day after day, week after week, month after month.
"...day after day, week after week, month after month."
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Keeping our noses to the grindstone, our shoulders to the wheel and....
"Keeping our noses to the grindstone, our shoulders to the wheel and...."
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And all our other parts where they're supposed to go.
"And all our other parts where they're supposed to go."
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Yeah. It's good to be back.
"Yeah. It's good to be back."
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-So how was it? -Great.
"-So how was it? -Great."
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Well, it was great too.
"Well, it was great too."
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Especially Tibet.
"Especially Tibet."
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I climbed a mountain.
"I climbed a mountain."
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I met the Holy Lama.
"I met the Holy Lama."
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I learned all about the road to spiritual awareness.
"I learned all about the road to spiritual awareness."
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Wow. -Yeah.
"Wow. -Yeah."
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-So, what did you do in New York? -Me?
"-So, what did you do in New York? -Me?"
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Well...
"Well..."
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...I shopped.
"...I shopped."
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I ate.
"I ate."
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I slept.
"I slept."
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-Didn't I hear your phone ringing? -Is it?
"-Didn't I hear your phone ringing? -Is it?"
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Oh, Miss DiPesto!
"Oh, Miss DiPesto!"
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-Mr. Addison isn't in yet. -Excuse me?
"-Mr. Addison isn't in yet. -Excuse me?"
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Mr. Addison. If you're going to ask me:
"Mr. Addison. If you're going to ask me:"
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"Is he here yet?" I just wanted you to know he isn't.
""Is he here yet?" I just wanted you to know he isn't."
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Well, I wasn't.
"Well, I wasn't."
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Mr. Addison.
"Mr. Addison."
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-Hola, gringos and gringettes. -You're back.
"-Hola, gringos and gringettes. -You're back."
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Yes, it is true. This is him.
"Yes, it is true. This is him."
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Back by popular demand and certain outdated extradition laws.
"Back by popular demand and certain outdated extradition laws."
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The gringo who put the F back in "siesta."
"The gringo who put the F back in "siesta.""
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The man to whom Speedy Gonzalez once said:
"The man to whom Speedy Gonzalez once said:"
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"Whoa, dude, slow down."
""Whoa, dude, slow down.""
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The hombre to whom the Queen of England once told--
"The hombre to whom the Queen of England once told--"
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What is this?
"What is this?"
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Could it possibly be the almost undetectable...
"Could it possibly be the almost undetectable..."
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...yet definitely unmistakable, collective silencio...
"...yet definitely unmistakable, collective silencio..."
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...of an office full of people forced to go back to work?
"...of an office full of people forced to go back to work?"
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Shame on you. Don't just sit there like a plate full of refried beans.
"Shame on you. Don't just sit there like a plate full of refried beans."
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Vacation doesn't end, it just changes location.
"Vacation doesn't end, it just changes location."
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Go. Go, you kids, go. Hit it, muchacha.
"Go. Go, you kids, go. Hit it, muchacha."
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Bring it now.
"Bring it now."
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Go, go, go. Will our first volunteer please take one step forward.
"Go, go, go. Will our first volunteer please take one step forward."
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About face.
"About face."
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