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Clips from Moonlighting - The Next Murder You Hear (S01E01)

TV Movies 1985 Season 1, Episode 4 782 clips
Crime

Episodes from this show

Title Season Episode
Moonlighting (Pilot) 1 1
Gunfight at the So-So Corral 1 2
Read the Mind... See the Movie 1 3
The Next Murder You Hear 1 4
Next Stop Murder 1 5
The Murder's in the Mail 1 6
Brother, Can You Spare a Blonde? 2 1
The Lady in the Iron Mask 2 2
Money Talks... Maddie Walks 2 3
The Dream Sequence Always Rings Twice 2 4
My Fair David 2 5
Knowing Her 2 6
Somewhere Under the Rainbow 2 7
Portrait of Maddie 2 8
Atlas Belched 2 9
Twas the Episode Before Christmas 2 10
The Bride of Tupperman 2 11
North by North DiPesto 2 12
In God We Strongly Suspect 2 13
Every Daughter's Father Is a Virgin 2 14
Witness for the Execution 2 15
Sleep Talkin' Guy 2 16
Funeral for a Door Nail 2 17
Camille 2 18
The Son Also Rises 3 1
The Man Who Cried Wife 3 2
Symphony in Knocked Flat 3 3
Yours, Very Deadly 3 4
All Creatures Great... and Not So Great 3 5
Big Man on Mulberry Street 3 6
Atomic Shakespeare 3 7
It's a Wonderful Job 3 8
The Straight Poop 3 9
Title Season Episode
Poltergeist III 3 10
Blonde on Blonde 3 11
Sam & Dave 3 12
Maddie's Turn to Cry 3 13
I Am Curious... Maddie 3 14
To Heiress Human 3 15
A Trip to the Moon 4 1
Come Back Little Shiksa 4 2
Take a Left at the Altar 4 3
Tale in Two Cities 4 4
Cool Hand Dave: Part 1 4 5
Cool Hand Dave: Part 2 4 6
Father Knows Last 4 7
Los Dos Dipestos 4 8
Fetal Attraction 4 9
Tracks of My Tears 4 10
Eek! A Spouse! 4 11
Maddie Hayes Got Married 4 12
Here's Living with You, Kid 4 13
And the Flesh Was Made Word 4 14
A Womb with a View 5 1
Between a Yuk and a Hard Place 5 2
The Color of Maddie 5 3
Plastic Fantastic Lovers 5 4
Shirts and Skins 5 5
Take My Wife, for Example 5 6
I See England, I See France, I See Maddie's Netherworld 5 7
Those Lips, Those Lies 5 8
Perfetc 5 9
When Girls Collide 5 10
In 'N Outlaws 5 11
Eine Kleine Nacht Murder 5 12
Lunar Eclipse 5 13
...iwo fine, upright people...
"...iwo fine, upright people..."
Moonlighting
...with anywhere near the intensity that she'd have with her seven hearts.
"...with anywhere near the intensity that she'd have with her seven hearts."
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Widower. Man of means.
"Widower. Man of means."
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I love what you say.
"I love what you say."
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You talk to her. You gotta talk to her.
"You talk to her. You gotta talk to her."
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But how can I talk to her with a river running down the back of my shirt?
"But how can I talk to her with a river running down the back of my shirt?"
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Where we belong. Lead stories. Headlines. That's what we need.
"Where we belong. Lead stories. Headlines. That's what we need."
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The client hires us. Signs a contract.
"The client hires us. Signs a contract."
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-This is our light bulb. Our tissue. -I use handkerchiefs.
"-This is our light bulb. Our tissue. -I use handkerchiefs."
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Whatever's causing that feeling...
"Whatever's causing that feeling..."
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...loaded him into his car or a couple of cars.
"...loaded him into his car or a couple of cars."
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I know, I get giddy just thinking about it.
"I know, I get giddy just thinking about it."
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I mean...
"I mean..."
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...to the act of procreation as boinking?
"...to the act of procreation as boinking?"
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Is it the moon? Or is it just me? I've got the blues so bad.
"Is it the moon? Or is it just me? I've got the blues so bad."
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It's not just you.
"It's not just you."
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-I may have been a little rough. -I may have been hasty.
"-I may have been a little rough. -I may have been hasty."
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He's not? I knew that.
"He's not? I knew that."
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Only, in the future, please don't leave without taking your body with you.
"Only, in the future, please don't leave without taking your body with you."
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I think our late friend must have had a very generous sugar mama.
"I think our late friend must have had a very generous sugar mama."
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We know you must've been very near and dear to the recently departed...
"We know you must've been very near and dear to the recently departed..."
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...because there are pictures of you all over here.
"...because there are pictures of you all over here."
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I loved him very much.
"I loved him very much."
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The truth?
"The truth?"
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He was just wonderful on the radio.
"He was just wonderful on the radio."
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There's nothing to understand. I was just thinking out loud.
"There's nothing to understand. I was just thinking out loud."
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-If I said something to upset you-- -You couldn't.
"-If I said something to upset you-- -You couldn't."
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We find common ground.
"We find common ground."
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You do the Hoochie Coochie and you turn yourself around.
"You do the Hoochie Coochie and you turn yourself around."
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Okay.
"Okay."
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Killing yourself must seem like a dramatic way to solve a problem, huh?
"Killing yourself must seem like a dramatic way to solve a problem, huh?"
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Arthur was beginning to suspect something.
"Arthur was beginning to suspect something."
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...you can't suspect your wife of loving a dead man, right?
"...you can't suspect your wife of loving a dead man, right?"
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I'm an old-fashioned guy.
"I'm an old-fashioned guy."
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Anyway, I....
"Anyway, I...."
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The next thing I knew, it was night. Dark.
"The next thing I knew, it was night. Dark."
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-My God, they dropped the bomb. -David.
"-My God, they dropped the bomb. -David."
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For the company and your safety...
"For the company and your safety..."
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If Paul McCane's alive, I'll kill him.
"If Paul McCane's alive, I'll kill him."
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Is this kid a great audience or what?
"Is this kid a great audience or what?"
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It's big, roomy.
"It's big, roomy."
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Thank you.
"Thank you."
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My affair is bound to come out.
"My affair is bound to come out."
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When it does, everyone is going to see I had most to gain from Arthur's death.
"When it does, everyone is going to see I had most to gain from Arthur's death."
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-I don't believe this. -Believe it. Who else?
"-I don't believe this. -Believe it. Who else?"
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I'm not blinded. I'm not jealous of Paul McCane.
"I'm not blinded. I'm not jealous of Paul McCane."
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-You're wrong. You're wrong. -I'm right. I'm right.
"-You're wrong. You're wrong. -I'm right. I'm right."
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No, no, no, I....
"No, no, no, I...."
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-I told you to bite not eat. -I'm so sorry.
"-I told you to bite not eat. -I'm so sorry."
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Once upon a time...
"Once upon a time..."
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...in a little town called La Placenta...
"...in a little town called La Placenta..."
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...call them Fred and Sylvia...
"...call them Fred and Sylvia..."
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...had a baby.
"...had a baby."
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Beautiful little girl.
"Beautiful little girl."
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Normal as hell.
"Normal as hell."
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Except for the fact that she was born with seven hearts.
"Except for the fact that she was born with seven hearts."
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Midwife said:
"Midwife said:"
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"So she's got a bunch of hearts.
""So she's got a bunch of hearts."
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Nothing wrong there."
"Nothing wrong there.""
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But Fred and Sylvia were concerned.
"But Fred and Sylvia were concerned."
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In fact, they took her to seven different doctors...
"In fact, they took her to seven different doctors..."
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...who gave them seven different opinions.
"...who gave them seven different opinions."
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Not only that, they had to pay seven different bills.
"Not only that, they had to pay seven different bills."
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Anyway...
"Anyway..."
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...they take her home...
"...they take her home..."
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...keep her there...
"...keep her there..."
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...maintain a low profile...
"...maintain a low profile..."
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...and 32 years go by.
"...and 32 years go by."
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The little girl...
"The little girl..."
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...let's call her Hilda...
"...let's call her Hilda..."
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...grows up to be straight...
"...grows up to be straight..."
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fall...
"fall..."
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..pretty...
"..pretty..."
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...and very much alone.
"...and very much alone."
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Due to the peculiarity of her internal-organ situation...
"Due to the peculiarity of her internal-organ situation..."
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...she's not terribly at ease with those of the male persuasion.
"...she's not terribly at ease with those of the male persuasion."
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Downright terrified.
"Downright terrified."
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Absolutely certain that no man could love her...
"Absolutely certain that no man could love her..."
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So...
"So..."
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...she does the only thing she can do.
"...she does the only thing she can do."
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She marries a friend of her father's.
"She marries a friend of her father's."
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Pharmacist.
"Pharmacist."
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Tolerant of her condition.
"Tolerant of her condition."
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But there's no passion.
"But there's no passion."
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No love.
"No love."
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No future.
"No future."
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And then one day...
"And then one day..."
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...a miracle happens.
"...a miracle happens."
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Hilda finds herself alone...
"Hilda finds herself alone..."
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...with another man.
"...with another man."
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A stranger.
"A stranger."
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And she hears...
"And she hears..."
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...14 hearts beating.
"...14 hearts beating."
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And my name's Paul McCane.
"And my name's Paul McCane."
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This is the Heartbreak Hotline.
"This is the Heartbreak Hotline."
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1040 on your radio. We'll be holding down the fort from now until 6 a.m.
"1040 on your radio. We'll be holding down the fort from now until 6 a.m."
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Give us a call at 555-HART.
"Give us a call at 555-HART."
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That's 555-H-A-R-T.
"That's 555-H-A-R-T."
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Heartbreak Hotline, you're on the air.
"Heartbreak Hotline, you're on the air."
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Hello, you're on the air.
"Hello, you're on the air."
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My name's Reedy.
"My name's Reedy."
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I just called to say hello.
"I just called to say hello."
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Hello, Reedy.
"Hello, Reedy."
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Love your voice. That's it. That's all.
"Love your voice. That's it. That's all."
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Take care, now. Thanks for calling.
"Take care, now. Thanks for calling."
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Heartbreak Hotline, you're on the air.
"Heartbreak Hotline, you're on the air."
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-Is--? Is this Paul McCane? -Sure is.
"-Is--? Is this Paul McCane? -Sure is."
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-What's your name, friend? -Rick.
"-What's your name, friend? -Rick."
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Okay, Rick. I'm listening. What's troubling you?
"Okay, Rick. I'm listening. What's troubling you?"
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-I'm kind of-- This girl at work. -What about her?
"-I'm kind of-- This girl at work. -What about her?"
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See, every time I try to talk to her, { kind of-- Well, I break down.
"See, every time I try to talk to her, { kind of-- Well, I break down."
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I break out. I get a rash.
"I break out. I get a rash."
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-Sounds serious. -I guess I'm basically with what--
"-Sounds serious. -I guess I'm basically with what--"
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It's interesting, I'm--
"It's interesting, I'm--"
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I don't know what it is.
"I don't know what it is."
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What do I do, Paul? I mean, I really like this girl.
"What do I do, Paul? I mean, I really like this girl."
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She's so pretty. She's--
"She's so pretty. She's--"
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She's like milk.
"She's like milk."
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I can't breathe. I feel like I'm gonna die.
"I can't breathe. I feel like I'm gonna die."
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You're not gonna die.
"You're not gonna die."
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