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Clips from Moonlighting - Shirts and Skins (S05E05)

TV Movies 1985 Season 5, Episode 5 628 clips
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Episodes from this show

Title Season Episode
Moonlighting (Pilot) 1 1
Gunfight at the So-So Corral 1 2
Read the Mind... See the Movie 1 3
The Next Murder You Hear 1 4
Next Stop Murder 1 5
The Murder's in the Mail 1 6
Brother, Can You Spare a Blonde? 2 1
The Lady in the Iron Mask 2 2
Money Talks... Maddie Walks 2 3
The Dream Sequence Always Rings Twice 2 4
My Fair David 2 5
Knowing Her 2 6
Somewhere Under the Rainbow 2 7
Portrait of Maddie 2 8
Atlas Belched 2 9
Twas the Episode Before Christmas 2 10
The Bride of Tupperman 2 11
North by North DiPesto 2 12
In God We Strongly Suspect 2 13
Every Daughter's Father Is a Virgin 2 14
Witness for the Execution 2 15
Sleep Talkin' Guy 2 16
Funeral for a Door Nail 2 17
Camille 2 18
The Son Also Rises 3 1
The Man Who Cried Wife 3 2
Symphony in Knocked Flat 3 3
Yours, Very Deadly 3 4
All Creatures Great... and Not So Great 3 5
Big Man on Mulberry Street 3 6
Atomic Shakespeare 3 7
It's a Wonderful Job 3 8
The Straight Poop 3 9
Title Season Episode
Poltergeist III 3 10
Blonde on Blonde 3 11
Sam & Dave 3 12
Maddie's Turn to Cry 3 13
I Am Curious... Maddie 3 14
To Heiress Human 3 15
A Trip to the Moon 4 1
Come Back Little Shiksa 4 2
Take a Left at the Altar 4 3
Tale in Two Cities 4 4
Cool Hand Dave: Part 1 4 5
Cool Hand Dave: Part 2 4 6
Father Knows Last 4 7
Los Dos Dipestos 4 8
Fetal Attraction 4 9
Tracks of My Tears 4 10
Eek! A Spouse! 4 11
Maddie Hayes Got Married 4 12
Here's Living with You, Kid 4 13
And the Flesh Was Made Word 4 14
A Womb with a View 5 1
Between a Yuk and a Hard Place 5 2
The Color of Maddie 5 3
Plastic Fantastic Lovers 5 4
Shirts and Skins 5 5
Take My Wife, for Example 5 6
I See England, I See France, I See Maddie's Netherworld 5 7
Those Lips, Those Lies 5 8
Perfetc 5 9
When Girls Collide 5 10
In 'N Outlaws 5 11
Eine Kleine Nacht Murder 5 12
Lunar Eclipse 5 13
Good morning.
"Good morning."
Moonlighting
...and their new West Coast ad agency.
"...and their new West Coast ad agency."
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-Absolutely. -Shouldn't we wait for Ms. Fuller?
"-Absolutely. -Shouldn't we wait for Ms. Fuller?"
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And as a result of that, Miss Fuller has asked that I accept her resignation.
"And as a result of that, Miss Fuller has asked that I accept her resignation."
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Good morning, Miss Tracy. Nice to see you again.
"Good morning, Miss Tracy. Nice to see you again."
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I've worked for two other companies in the past 10 years.
"I've worked for two other companies in the past 10 years."
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Pretty early on. He started doing things.
"Pretty early on. He started doing things."
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I have a skirt with pockets in the back. He would walk behind me...
"I have a skirt with pockets in the back. He would walk behind me..."
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-She wasn't doing anything. -O'Neal's sitting there.
"-She wasn't doing anything. -O'Neal's sitting there."
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She feels that the response is to go out and get a gun...
"She feels that the response is to go out and get a gun..."
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I like my women laying down.
"I like my women laying down."
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That pal your brother met judging a pageant?
"That pal your brother met judging a pageant?"
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Wait a second. This isn't about Section A paragraph B.
"Wait a second. This isn't about Section A paragraph B."
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...getting it in the end zone and we....
"...getting it in the end zone and we...."
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...because there will be nothing left to protect.
"...because there will be nothing left to protect."
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...on Robin Fuller's account to Harborhurst Inc.
"...on Robin Fuller's account to Harborhurst Inc."
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As assistant to the president, I'm going to be more help to you from now on.
"As assistant to the president, I'm going to be more help to you from now on."
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I mean....
"I mean...."
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You're not supposed to have rabies just act like a--
"You're not supposed to have rabies just act like a--"
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Was there anything specific you were interested in, Mr. Warwick?
"Was there anything specific you were interested in, Mr. Warwick?"
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-You cheater. -You're the cheater.
"-You cheater. -You're the cheater."
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-I did not get all sappy. -You were kissing her.
"-I did not get all sappy. -You were kissing her."
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-Oh, really? -Really.
"-Oh, really? -Really."
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I know. It's thoughtful of you to ask me to dinner.
"I know. It's thoughtful of you to ask me to dinner."
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-Mr. Addison, go get them. -Take care, sir.
"-Mr. Addison, go get them. -Take care, sir."
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I'd hardly call it amusing. In fact, I'm shocked.
"I'd hardly call it amusing. In fact, I'm shocked."
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...find words like "agitate," "confused" so she'd seem unstable and paranoid.
"...find words like "agitate," "confused" so she'd seem unstable and paranoid."
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-I apologise. -Spare me your apologies.
"-I apologise. -Spare me your apologies."
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...because I wouldn't sleep with him.
"...because I wouldn't sleep with him."
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...he won't be teeing off golf balls for the foreseeable future.
"...he won't be teeing off golf balls for the foreseeable future."
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...not being in her job description.
"...not being in her job description."
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God!
"God!"
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One look at it, and he turned to powdered milk.
"One look at it, and he turned to powdered milk."
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-Chain letter I got in the mail. -David.
"-Chain letter I got in the mail. -David."
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A partnership, David.
"A partnership, David."
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You do?
"You do?"
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Do you have any idea where we might locate her?
"Do you have any idea where we might locate her?"
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Morning, gentlemen. I got some good news to start the week...
"Morning, gentlemen. I got some good news to start the week..."
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...regarding the third largest distillers in North America...
"...regarding the third largest distillers in North America..."
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Yeah, Miss Fuller won't be joining us this morning.
"Yeah, Miss Fuller won't be joining us this morning."
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Over the weekend, we have concluded discussions...
"Over the weekend, we have concluded discussions..."
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...regarding the future each of us envisions.
"...regarding the future each of us envisions."
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And reluctantly, I have.
"And reluctantly, I have."
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You rotten bastard.
"You rotten bastard."
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-Miss Fuller, this is crazy. -No.
"-Miss Fuller, this is crazy. -No."
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What's crazy is that I believed you hired me for my creative mind.
"What's crazy is that I believed you hired me for my creative mind."
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But that's not you wanted, was it?
"But that's not you wanted, was it?"
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Was it?
"Was it?"
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Rob-- Robin, please.
"Rob-- Robin, please."
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Morning.
"Morning."
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-Miss Tracy. -Yes?
"-Miss Tracy. -Yes?"
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Excuse me. Are you defending Robin Fuller?
"Excuse me. Are you defending Robin Fuller?"
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-What can I do for you? -You can let me help.
"-What can I do for you? -You can let me help."
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I'm Madelyn Hayes, Blue Moon Investigations.
"I'm Madelyn Hayes, Blue Moon Investigations."
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Well, why don't you call my office or send a brochure or something.
"Well, why don't you call my office or send a brochure or something."
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I'm not a detective's version of an ambulance chaser.
"I'm not a detective's version of an ambulance chaser."
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This isn't the proper way to solicit business.
"This isn't the proper way to solicit business."
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I read about this case and I wanna help. I'll do it for free.
"I read about this case and I wanna help. I'll do it for free."
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-You mean, pro bono? -Exactly.
"-You mean, pro bono? -Exactly."
Moonlighting
It's unfair to your client being fired because she won't sleep with her boss.
"It's unfair to your client being fired because she won't sleep with her boss."
Moonlighting
You' re gonna need character references, affidavits, all kinds of materials.
"You' re gonna need character references, affidavits, all kinds of materials."
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And I can help with the legwork. As I said, I'll do it for free.
"And I can help with the legwork. As I said, I'll do it for free."
Moonlighting
Nothing like this has ever happened.
"Nothing like this has ever happened."
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I'll get you my résumé, it's an A-plus résumé.
"I'll get you my résumé, it's an A-plus résumé."
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I'm listed in Who's Who of American Advertising Women for goodness' sake.
"I'm listed in Who's Who of American Advertising Women for goodness' sake."
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How did you get the job at Fass Advertising?
"How did you get the job at Fass Advertising?"
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Well, I've been creating spots for wineries in the Bay Area.
"Well, I've been creating spots for wineries in the Bay Area."
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They caught Neil's attention.
"They caught Neil's attention."
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He flew to San Francisco, took me out to dinner and offered me a great job.
"He flew to San Francisco, took me out to dinner and offered me a great job."
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When did you realise he had more than a job on his mind?
"When did you realise he had more than a job on his mind?"
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...and put his hands in the pockets and, you know....
"...and put his hands in the pockets and, you know...."
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And how did you respond?
"And how did you respond?"
Moonlighting
Long skirts and high necklines.
"Long skirts and high necklines."
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But that didn't stop him.
"But that didn't stop him."
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I thought I could handle it or he'd get bored.
"I thought I could handle it or he'd get bored."
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I love my work. I didn't wanna lose my job.
"I love my work. I didn't wanna lose my job."
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So finally, we were finishing a presentation on a very big account.
"So finally, we were finishing a presentation on a very big account."
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It was late Saturday afternoon, just Neil and I after a while.
"It was late Saturday afternoon, just Neil and I after a while."
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He poured some Scotch and started telling me what an asset I was.
"He poured some Scotch and started telling me what an asset I was."
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And how I would be perfect to run the account.
"And how I would be perfect to run the account."
Moonlighting
He said, how would I like that? I said, "Great."
"He said, how would I like that? I said, "Great.""
Moonlighting
And then he said, "You know, you really deserve to be a partner.
"And then he said, "You know, you really deserve to be a partner."
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How would you like that?" I said, "My dream is to become a partner."
"How would you like that?" I said, "My dream is to become a partner.""
Moonlighting
He said, "I've always thought you were very special.
"He said, "I've always thought you were very special."
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You know.
"You know."
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-And in 20 minutes you'd be a partner. -I said no, so he fired me.
"-And in 20 minutes you'd be a partner. -I said no, so he fired me."
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Thank you.
"Thank you."
Moonlighting
Yesterday morning...
"Yesterday morning..."
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...you wanted the gun to scare him into giving you your job back.
"...you wanted the gun to scare him into giving you your job back."
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Scare him? I wanted to kill him.
"Scare him? I wanted to kill him."
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But I don't know anything about guns. I've never shot a gun. I hate guns.
"But I don't know anything about guns. I've never shot a gun. I hate guns."
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I was very upset. I was angry. I was in a fog.
"I was very upset. I was angry. I was in a fog."
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I don't think we should defend you on mental incompetency.
"I don't think we should defend you on mental incompetency."
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On the other hand, my female intuition tells me...
"On the other hand, my female intuition tells me..."
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...the DA is gonna blow cigar smoke at whatever plea bargain I arrange.
"...the DA is gonna blow cigar smoke at whatever plea bargain I arrange."
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The DA won't be able to light up a cigar...
"The DA won't be able to light up a cigar..."
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...if you can convince the jury, half of whom are women...
"...if you can convince the jury, half of whom are women..."
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...Robin was forced to defend herself.
"...Robin was forced to defend herself."
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-Easier said than done. -We've got to nail this guy.
"-Easier said than done. -We've got to nail this guy."
Moonlighting
Jamie, mind freshening this for me?
"Jamie, mind freshening this for me?"
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-What'd you do that for? -What'd you ask Jamie to do?
"-What'd you do that for? -What'd you ask Jamie to do?"
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-Get me a refill. -What's wrong with your legs?
"-Get me a refill. -What's wrong with your legs?"
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I'm in the middle of something.
"I'm in the middle of something."
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And Jamie doesn't have work to take care of?
"And Jamie doesn't have work to take care of?"
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Why didn't you ask him to fetch it?
"Why didn't you ask him to fetch it?"
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-Jamie makes better coffee. -Oh, I see.
"-Jamie makes better coffee. -Oh, I see."
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She has to make it and fetch it.
"She has to make it and fetch it."
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MacGilicuddy, around here...
"MacGilicuddy, around here..."
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...women's work is not in the job description.
"...women's work is not in the job description."
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Why are you making a federal case out of this? I'm not sexist.
"Why are you making a federal case out of this? I'm not sexist."
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-I'm as liberated as the next guy. -Raise your consciousness...
"-I'm as liberated as the next guy. -Raise your consciousness..."
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...over to the coffee maker yourself. A little rocket fuel, co-worker?
"...over to the coffee maker yourself. A little rocket fuel, co-worker?"
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Thanks. Step on up to the '90s, MacGilicuddy.
"Thanks. Step on up to the '90s, MacGilicuddy."
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I guess we know who wears the panties in your family.
"I guess we know who wears the panties in your family."
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Good morning. Blue Moon Investigations.
"Good morning. Blue Moon Investigations."
Moonlighting
Are you the target of somebody's ire, to be kidnapped, divorced, set on fire?
"Are you the target of somebody's ire, to be kidnapped, divorced, set on fire?"
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Why wait till your honey's cashed out and fled?
"Why wait till your honey's cashed out and fled?"
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The ransom note's read, maybe you're dead.
"The ransom note's read, maybe you're dead."
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Our pre-mayhem checkup is perfect for you.
"Our pre-mayhem checkup is perfect for you."
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For a few bucks, we'll sniff every clue.
"For a few bucks, we'll sniff every clue."
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