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Clips from Moonlighting - I See England, I See France, I See Maddie's Netherworld (S05E05)

TV Movies 1985 Season 5, Episode 7 729 clips
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Title Season Episode
Moonlighting (Pilot) 1 1
Gunfight at the So-So Corral 1 2
Read the Mind... See the Movie 1 3
The Next Murder You Hear 1 4
Next Stop Murder 1 5
The Murder's in the Mail 1 6
Brother, Can You Spare a Blonde? 2 1
The Lady in the Iron Mask 2 2
Money Talks... Maddie Walks 2 3
The Dream Sequence Always Rings Twice 2 4
My Fair David 2 5
Knowing Her 2 6
Somewhere Under the Rainbow 2 7
Portrait of Maddie 2 8
Atlas Belched 2 9
Twas the Episode Before Christmas 2 10
The Bride of Tupperman 2 11
North by North DiPesto 2 12
In God We Strongly Suspect 2 13
Every Daughter's Father Is a Virgin 2 14
Witness for the Execution 2 15
Sleep Talkin' Guy 2 16
Funeral for a Door Nail 2 17
Camille 2 18
The Son Also Rises 3 1
The Man Who Cried Wife 3 2
Symphony in Knocked Flat 3 3
Yours, Very Deadly 3 4
All Creatures Great... and Not So Great 3 5
Big Man on Mulberry Street 3 6
Atomic Shakespeare 3 7
It's a Wonderful Job 3 8
The Straight Poop 3 9
Title Season Episode
Poltergeist III 3 10
Blonde on Blonde 3 11
Sam & Dave 3 12
Maddie's Turn to Cry 3 13
I Am Curious... Maddie 3 14
To Heiress Human 3 15
A Trip to the Moon 4 1
Come Back Little Shiksa 4 2
Take a Left at the Altar 4 3
Tale in Two Cities 4 4
Cool Hand Dave: Part 1 4 5
Cool Hand Dave: Part 2 4 6
Father Knows Last 4 7
Los Dos Dipestos 4 8
Fetal Attraction 4 9
Tracks of My Tears 4 10
Eek! A Spouse! 4 11
Maddie Hayes Got Married 4 12
Here's Living with You, Kid 4 13
And the Flesh Was Made Word 4 14
A Womb with a View 5 1
Between a Yuk and a Hard Place 5 2
The Color of Maddie 5 3
Plastic Fantastic Lovers 5 4
Shirts and Skins 5 5
Take My Wife, for Example 5 6
I See England, I See France, I See Maddie's Netherworld 5 7
Those Lips, Those Lies 5 8
Perfetc 5 9
When Girls Collide 5 10
In 'N Outlaws 5 11
Eine Kleine Nacht Murder 5 12
Lunar Eclipse 5 13
-Gotta make some coffee. -I gotta get my papers ready.
"-Gotta make some coffee. -I gotta get my papers ready."
Moonlighting
-Why can't we get through? -The circuits are busy.
"-Why can't we get through? -The circuits are busy."
Moonlighting
-With fishnets on. -I'll dial for you.
"-With fishnets on. -I'll dial for you."
Moonlighting
This conversation isn't happening.
"This conversation isn't happening."
Moonlighting
Okay, I'll make you a deal. One call once a week.
"Okay, I'll make you a deal. One call once a week."
Moonlighting
Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Where are you going?
"Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Where are you going?"
Moonlighting
Yeah, and they'd make a real, tasty fist sandwich.
"Yeah, and they'd make a real, tasty fist sandwich."
Moonlighting
Sorry. I'm a little edgy.
"Sorry. I'm a little edgy."
Moonlighting
Missing persons are a police matter.
"Missing persons are a police matter."
Moonlighting
...and we won.
"...and we won."
Moonlighting
As a matter of fact...
"As a matter of fact..."
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If I don't claim the prize, it rolls over into next week's jackpot.
"If I don't claim the prize, it rolls over into next week's jackpot."
Moonlighting
-We're the Skipsquats. -We heard there was a vacancy.
"-We're the Skipsquats. -We heard there was a vacancy."
Moonlighting
We left the shovels in the pickup truck.
"We left the shovels in the pickup truck."
Moonlighting
Beautiful evening...
"Beautiful evening..."
Moonlighting
How?
"How?"
Moonlighting
Let's sing.
"Let's sing."
Moonlighting
Go away. Hey, get out of here.
"Go away. Hey, get out of here."
Moonlighting
Well, Maddie, look at it this way.
"Well, Maddie, look at it this way."
Moonlighting
After the three of us are done towelling each other off--
"After the three of us are done towelling each other off--"
Moonlighting
Are you all right?
"Are you all right?"
Moonlighting
Why do you suppose they put toilets under the window?
"Why do you suppose they put toilets under the window?"
Moonlighting
That is the other half of the lottery ticket.
"That is the other half of the lottery ticket."
Moonlighting
Believe it, because this is it.
"Believe it, because this is it."
Moonlighting
And I won't stop haunting you, until we're both drenched in ectoplasm.
"And I won't stop haunting you, until we're both drenched in ectoplasm."
Moonlighting
No you won't, you'll be chasing some little angel in a French maid's outfit.
"No you won't, you'll be chasing some little angel in a French maid's outfit."
Moonlighting
David, this isn't the way to the police station.
"David, this isn't the way to the police station."
Moonlighting
-How? -I don't know yet.
"-How? -I don't know yet."
Moonlighting
Looks cosy enough.
"Looks cosy enough."
Moonlighting
Get him over here between the handles.
"Get him over here between the handles."
Moonlighting
Oh, how can you think of about eating after today?
"Oh, how can you think of about eating after today?"
Moonlighting
That hole burning in my pocket from the money this is worth.
"That hole burning in my pocket from the money this is worth."
Moonlighting
Yeah, highly ingenious, don't you think? And extremely valuable.
"Yeah, highly ingenious, don't you think? And extremely valuable."
Moonlighting
Winston Guy is a dead man.
"Winston Guy is a dead man."
Moonlighting
Stop, David. Stop.
"Stop, David. Stop."
Moonlighting
All right, you ready? One, two, three, squeeze.
"All right, you ready? One, two, three, squeeze."
Moonlighting
Iku and Bicky are gunning for you right now.
"Iku and Bicky are gunning for you right now."
Moonlighting
Hi, boys, you've reached 976-BONE.
"Hi, boys, you've reached 976-BONE."
Moonlighting
-Die. -Die.
"-Die. -Die."
Moonlighting
No. No.
"No. No."
Moonlighting
Come on, Maddie.
"Come on, Maddie."
Moonlighting
No, David.
"No, David."
Moonlighting
-And Bicky. -Mr. Lucky.
"-And Bicky. -Mr. Lucky."
Moonlighting
-Follow my finger with your eye. -I'm busy.
"-Follow my finger with your eye. -I'm busy."
Moonlighting
I'm perfectly all right, David.
"I'm perfectly all right, David."
Moonlighting
Good. Touch your tongue to my tongue.
"Good. Touch your tongue to my tongue."
Moonlighting
It's okay.
"It's okay."
Moonlighting
...you know, make sure everything's clear.
"...you know, make sure everything's clear."
Moonlighting
Sorry I'm...
"Sorry I'm..."
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...late.
"...late."
Moonlighting
Good morning, Miss Hayes.
"Good morning, Miss Hayes."
Moonlighting
There's a client waiting for you in your office.
"There's a client waiting for you in your office."
Moonlighting
-I hear the phone ringing. -I gotta finish those files.
"-I hear the phone ringing. -I gotta finish those files."
Moonlighting
After all, we're not the only coffee clatch dialling 976-WETT.
"After all, we're not the only coffee clatch dialling 976-WETT."
Moonlighting
Talked to two teenage stewardesses yesterday.
"Talked to two teenage stewardesses yesterday."
Moonlighting
-Dial again. -In a second.
"-Dial again. -In a second."
Moonlighting
Over 18, of course. Bambi and Boopsie.
"Over 18, of course. Bambi and Boopsie."
Moonlighting
-Twins. -Yeah.
"-Twins. -Yeah."
Moonlighting
They gave me a bath over the telephone.
"They gave me a bath over the telephone."
Moonlighting
I'm the only one taking a bath around here.
"I'm the only one taking a bath around here."
Moonlighting
On the phone bill you scuzzballs are running up calling the slime line.
"On the phone bill you scuzzballs are running up calling the slime line."
Moonlighting
Slime line? That wasn't a slime line, that was library information.
"Slime line? That wasn't a slime line, that was library information."
Moonlighting
-Am I right, Mr. Viola? -Right.
"-Am I right, Mr. Viola? -Right."
Moonlighting
976-KNOWLEDGE.
"976-KNOWLEDGE."
Moonlighting
Really?
"Really?"
Moonlighting
And why were we calling the library information?
"And why were we calling the library information?"
Moonlighting
Well, we called to settle a little debate that Mr. Addison and I were having.
"Well, we called to settle a little debate that Mr. Addison and I were having."
Moonlighting
-Really? -And what was that debate about?
"-Really? -And what was that debate about?"
Moonlighting
It was about--
"It was about--"
Moonlighting
-Bambi and Boobsie. -Boopsie. Librarians.
"-Bambi and Boobsie. -Boopsie. Librarians."
Moonlighting
Well, gentleman, and I use that word advisedly...
"Well, gentleman, and I use that word advisedly..."
Moonlighting
...you can kiss your fishnet-fantasy friends goodbye.
"...you can kiss your fishnet-fantasy friends goodbye."
Moonlighting
Because as of this morning the phone company is putting a 976 block...
"Because as of this morning the phone company is putting a 976 block..."
Moonlighting
...on all our phones at my request.
"...on all our phones at my request."
Moonlighting
I'd like to see you alone, Mr. Addison.
"I'd like to see you alone, Mr. Addison."
Moonlighting
Fishnets.
"Fishnets."
Moonlighting
-Boy, I hope you're happy. -You expect me to pay your cronies...
"-Boy, I hope you're happy. -You expect me to pay your cronies..."
Moonlighting
...lo have group phone sex on company time at company expense?
"...lo have group phone sex on company time at company expense?"
Moonlighting
No. You're right. No reason the company should pick up the check...
"No. You're right. No reason the company should pick up the check..."
Moonlighting
...for something that's purely recreational.
"...for something that's purely recreational."
Moonlighting
-Thank you for listening. -I'm a reasonable person.
"-Thank you for listening. -I'm a reasonable person."
Moonlighting
Just as I know you are a reasonable woman.
"Just as I know you are a reasonable woman."
Moonlighting
I'll make you a deal.
"I'll make you a deal."
Moonlighting
You call Ma Bell, call off the phone block on the 976.
"You call Ma Bell, call off the phone block on the 976."
Moonlighting
We'll pay for the bill with private contributions.
"We'll pay for the bill with private contributions."
Moonlighting
-No way. -No way?
"-No way. -No way?"
Moonlighting
When has this place become a dictatorship?
"When has this place become a dictatorship?"
Moonlighting
I don't think it's right for people to sit around polluting their minds.
"I don't think it's right for people to sit around polluting their minds."
Moonlighting
How do you think it makes the rest of us sex objects feel?
"How do you think it makes the rest of us sex objects feel?"
Moonlighting
-Censorship. -No. I'm trying to run a business.
"-Censorship. -No. I'm trying to run a business."
Moonlighting
-Denying their constitutional right. -Don't be ridiculous.
"-Denying their constitutional right. -Don't be ridiculous."
Moonlighting
They weren't bothering anybody. You made them disperse.
"They weren't bothering anybody. You made them disperse."
Moonlighting
Don't they have anything better to do?
"Don't they have anything better to do?"
Moonlighting
Welcome to the People's Republic of Blue Moon.
"Welcome to the People's Republic of Blue Moon."
Moonlighting
-Miss Hayes? -Thank God.
"-Miss Hayes? -Thank God."
Moonlighting
Not under godless, atheistic communism.
"Not under godless, atheistic communism."
Moonlighting
Did you forget the client?
"Did you forget the client?"
Moonlighting
Client.
"Client."
Moonlighting
-Just a second. -I don't have time. I have a client.
"-Just a second. -I don't have time. I have a client."
Moonlighting
No conversations below the waist.
"No conversations below the waist."
Moonlighting
Oh, David, I wanted to build something here.
"Oh, David, I wanted to build something here."
Moonlighting
I wanted this to be something to be proud of.
"I wanted this to be something to be proud of."
Moonlighting
No matter what I do, you knock it down.
"No matter what I do, you knock it down."
Moonlighting
It ain't like we were drowning puppies. We try to have fun.
"It ain't like we were drowning puppies. We try to have fun."
Moonlighting
I'm not against having fun. It's gotta be the right fun at the right time.
"I'm not against having fun. It's gotta be the right fun at the right time."
Moonlighting
It was the time, then you came.
"It was the time, then you came."
Moonlighting
I don't wanna wake up and realise all I've done is have fun.
"I don't wanna wake up and realise all I've done is have fun."
Moonlighting
Don't lose any sleep.
"Don't lose any sleep."
Moonlighting
Don't you wanna look back on your life and say, "I accomplished something?"
"Don't you wanna look back on your life and say, "I accomplished something?""
Moonlighting
I feel that way.
"I feel that way."
Moonlighting
-What've you done? -Everything.
"-What've you done? -Everything."
Moonlighting
...don't you have regrets?
"...don't you have regrets?"
Moonlighting
No, but I agree with what you're saying. Carpe diem, seize the day.
"No, but I agree with what you're saying. Carpe diem, seize the day."
Moonlighting
I say we blow this client off, go get naked and roll around on the carpet.
"I say we blow this client off, go get naked and roll around on the carpet."
Moonlighting
-The pile is much deeper in my office. -Oh, go roll naked yourself.
"-The pile is much deeper in my office. -Oh, go roll naked yourself."
Moonlighting
Well, it's not as much fun, but it beats working.
"Well, it's not as much fun, but it beats working."
Moonlighting
-Can you come into my office, please? -I knew she couldn't resist me.
"-Can you come into my office, please? -I knew she couldn't resist me."
Moonlighting
David...
"David..."
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...the client is dead.
"...the client is dead."
Moonlighting
We can't get the best actors for these small roles.
"We can't get the best actors for these small roles."
Moonlighting