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Clips from Moonlighting - Those Lips, Those Lies (S05E05)

TV Movies 1985 Season 5, Episode 8 765 clips
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Title Season Episode
Moonlighting (Pilot) 1 1
Gunfight at the So-So Corral 1 2
Read the Mind... See the Movie 1 3
The Next Murder You Hear 1 4
Next Stop Murder 1 5
The Murder's in the Mail 1 6
Brother, Can You Spare a Blonde? 2 1
The Lady in the Iron Mask 2 2
Money Talks... Maddie Walks 2 3
The Dream Sequence Always Rings Twice 2 4
My Fair David 2 5
Knowing Her 2 6
Somewhere Under the Rainbow 2 7
Portrait of Maddie 2 8
Atlas Belched 2 9
Twas the Episode Before Christmas 2 10
The Bride of Tupperman 2 11
North by North DiPesto 2 12
In God We Strongly Suspect 2 13
Every Daughter's Father Is a Virgin 2 14
Witness for the Execution 2 15
Sleep Talkin' Guy 2 16
Funeral for a Door Nail 2 17
Camille 2 18
The Son Also Rises 3 1
The Man Who Cried Wife 3 2
Symphony in Knocked Flat 3 3
Yours, Very Deadly 3 4
All Creatures Great... and Not So Great 3 5
Big Man on Mulberry Street 3 6
Atomic Shakespeare 3 7
It's a Wonderful Job 3 8
The Straight Poop 3 9
Title Season Episode
Poltergeist III 3 10
Blonde on Blonde 3 11
Sam & Dave 3 12
Maddie's Turn to Cry 3 13
I Am Curious... Maddie 3 14
To Heiress Human 3 15
A Trip to the Moon 4 1
Come Back Little Shiksa 4 2
Take a Left at the Altar 4 3
Tale in Two Cities 4 4
Cool Hand Dave: Part 1 4 5
Cool Hand Dave: Part 2 4 6
Father Knows Last 4 7
Los Dos Dipestos 4 8
Fetal Attraction 4 9
Tracks of My Tears 4 10
Eek! A Spouse! 4 11
Maddie Hayes Got Married 4 12
Here's Living with You, Kid 4 13
And the Flesh Was Made Word 4 14
A Womb with a View 5 1
Between a Yuk and a Hard Place 5 2
The Color of Maddie 5 3
Plastic Fantastic Lovers 5 4
Shirts and Skins 5 5
Take My Wife, for Example 5 6
I See England, I See France, I See Maddie's Netherworld 5 7
Those Lips, Those Lies 5 8
Perfetc 5 9
When Girls Collide 5 10
In 'N Outlaws 5 11
Eine Kleine Nacht Murder 5 12
Lunar Eclipse 5 13
...about the move to Sunday night?
"...about the move to Sunday night?"
Moonlighting
They're supposed to be in bed by now.
"They're supposed to be in bed by now."
Moonlighting
No more double entendres, off colour remarks.
"No more double entendres, off colour remarks."
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What are we gonna do?
"What are we gonna do?"
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Now.
"Now."
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I don't know. Do you think we're ready to do this?
"I don't know. Do you think we're ready to do this?"
Moonlighting
No rush.
"No rush."
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Everything is right as rain. I can't accept this.
"Everything is right as rain. I can't accept this."
Moonlighting
The guy took all my money.
"The guy took all my money."
Moonlighting
I'll fix it, every cent.
"I'll fix it, every cent."
Moonlighting
It didn't?
"It didn't?"
Moonlighting
You and Mr. Addison were out again all night?
"You and Mr. Addison were out again all night?"
Moonlighting
Richie.
"Richie."
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Which is where you go out.
"Which is where you go out."
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-Eileen must feel terrible. -Carla. She feels worse than terrible.
"-Eileen must feel terrible. -Carla. She feels worse than terrible."
Moonlighting
Did you think about getting a private detective?
"Did you think about getting a private detective?"
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If I'd embezzled $72,000 from my agency...
"If I'd embezzled $72,000 from my agency..."
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The most gruelling thing is a long day under those hot lights.
"The most gruelling thing is a long day under those hot lights."
Moonlighting
They talk right to your face in the third person.
"They talk right to your face in the third person."
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-Like a threesome? -They treat you like meat.
"-Like a threesome? -They treat you like meat."
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I'm trying to sell a product to men out there in America.
"I'm trying to sell a product to men out there in America."
Moonlighting
Any of you girls know Benny Largo?
"Any of you girls know Benny Largo?"
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What about Carla? What about Ritchie?
"What about Carla? What about Ritchie?"
Moonlighting
...like I'm an ex-model who blew her money and needs a job.
"...like I'm an ex-model who blew her money and needs a job."
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I'll drop you off, change, cab over to the restaurant.
"I'll drop you off, change, cab over to the restaurant."
Moonlighting
You'd appreciate having sibling if you were only child like me.
"You'd appreciate having sibling if you were only child like me."
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...about an important part of your life.
"...about an important part of your life."
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You can take my coat.
"You can take my coat."
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Well, a fruit basket would have done just fine.
"Well, a fruit basket would have done just fine."
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...I just watch her sleep.
"...I just watch her sleep."
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I got a real earful on the future Mrs. Richie.
"I got a real earful on the future Mrs. Richie."
Moonlighting
It's amazing how much we have in common.
"It's amazing how much we have in common."
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...and a five-star restaurateur.
"...and a five-star restaurateur."
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Not a cat house, really, more like an out-call fantasy-sex thing.
"Not a cat house, really, more like an out-call fantasy-sex thing."
Moonlighting
-Don't touch me. -You lied.
"-Don't touch me. -You lied."
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-Stop. -He knew.
"-Stop. -He knew."
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Stop it, stop it.
"Stop it, stop it."
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I can't even approach you about Richie, that's how unapproachable you can be.
"I can't even approach you about Richie, that's how unapproachable you can be."
Moonlighting
Carla didn't lie. She was straight to him.
"Carla didn't lie. She was straight to him."
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Mr. Addison, we need to talk.
"Mr. Addison, we need to talk."
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Look.
"Look."
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-Get out of town. -I did. Know, what it made me think of?
"-Get out of town. -I did. Know, what it made me think of?"
Moonlighting
I think something like...
"I think something like..."
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Hold it. Hold it.
"Hold it. Hold it."
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Where's Al?
"Where's Al?"
Moonlighting
Where's he at?
"Where's he at?"
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-Anybody seen Al Jarreau? -David.
"-Anybody seen Al Jarreau? -David."
Moonlighting
We're ready to start the show.
"We're ready to start the show."
Moonlighting
We can't start without the theme music and Al's not here.
"We can't start without the theme music and Al's not here."
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-Really? -Yes, really.
"-Really? -Yes, really."
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That's not like Al.
"That's not like Al."
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Seen him?
"Seen him?"
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Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Did someone tell Al...
"Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Did someone tell Al..."
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The lady asked a question.
"The lady asked a question."
Moonlighting
That's a negative, Miss Hayes.
"That's a negative, Miss Hayes."
Moonlighting
-Great. -Why didn't somebody call?
"-Great. -Why didn't somebody call?"
Moonlighting
-You can't talk like that. -What?
"-You can't talk like that. -What?"
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-Like you just talked. -Why not?
"-Like you just talked. -Why not?"
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It's 8:00 Sunday night. There are kids watching.
"It's 8:00 Sunday night. There are kids watching."
Moonlighting
You're gonna have to clean your mouth up.
"You're gonna have to clean your mouth up."
Moonlighting
From now on, ixnay on sexual innuendo.
"From now on, ixnay on sexual innuendo."
Moonlighting
No more of this?
"No more of this?"
Moonlighting
What are we gonna do for the next 85 pages?
"What are we gonna do for the next 85 pages?"
Moonlighting
Solve entertaining mysteries.
"Solve entertaining mysteries."
Moonlighting
We're not gonna have a show.
"We're not gonna have a show."
Moonlighting
We can't start the show without the theme song and Al's not here.
"We can't start the show without the theme song and Al's not here."
Moonlighting
-Oh, yeah. Roll the credits. -What are you gonna do?
"-Oh, yeah. Roll the credits. -What are you gonna do?"
Moonlighting
Hold it. Hold it.
"Hold it. Hold it."
Moonlighting
What?
"What?"
Moonlighting
These people ate a large meal out there.
"These people ate a large meal out there."
Moonlighting
You're gonna put them in coma singing like that. Roll the tape.
"You're gonna put them in coma singing like that. Roll the tape."
Moonlighting
What?
"What?"
Moonlighting
Cut it. Cut it.
"Cut it. Cut it."
Moonlighting
-I'm, like, the new Perry Como. -Wonderful.
"-I'm, like, the new Perry Como. -Wonderful."
Moonlighting
If you'll sing like that, join a garage band.
"If you'll sing like that, join a garage band."
Moonlighting
-You don't like the way I sing? -Can't you hear the dogs howling?
"-You don't like the way I sing? -Can't you hear the dogs howling?"
Moonlighting
I heard, but I didn't think it had anything to do with this.
"I heard, but I didn't think it had anything to do with this."
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-Come on, Herbert. -I don't want to.
"-Come on, Herbert. -I don't want to."
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-You have to. -Oh, no.
"-You have to. -Oh, no."
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-I got a bad feeling. -They'll be bloodshed if you don't.
"-I got a bad feeling. -They'll be bloodshed if you don't."
Moonlighting
All right.
"All right."
Moonlighting
Hit it.
"Hit it."
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He's so talented.
"He's so talented."
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-Richie. -What?
"-Richie. -What?"
Moonlighting
What if someone can see us?
"What if someone can see us?"
Moonlighting
Close your eyes and you won't see them.
"Close your eyes and you won't see them."
Moonlighting
Now, close your eyes. I mean it. Close your eyes.
"Now, close your eyes. I mean it. Close your eyes."
Moonlighting
Close your eyes. Keep them closed.
"Close your eyes. Keep them closed."
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Don't-- Not now, not now. Keep them closed.
"Don't-- Not now, not now. Keep them closed."
Moonlighting
What are you doing?
"What are you doing?"
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Don't look.
"Don't look."
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Not yet.
"Not yet."
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Oh, Richie.
"Oh, Richie."
Moonlighting
Oh, it's beautiful.
"Oh, it's beautiful."
Moonlighting
That was my grandmother's engagement ring.
"That was my grandmother's engagement ring."
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Let's consider this our token agreement...
"Let's consider this our token agreement..."
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...lo agree at a future date to be determined...
"...lo agree at a future date to be determined..."
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...we might wanna consider the outside possibility...
"...we might wanna consider the outside possibility..."
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...0f a more formal relationship.
"...0f a more formal relationship."
Moonlighting
Did I leave enough loopholes for everybody?
"Did I leave enough loopholes for everybody?"
Moonlighting
You don't like the tie.
"You don't like the tie."
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It's gone.
"It's gone."
Moonlighting
What's the matter? Carla, come on, what's wrong?
"What's the matter? Carla, come on, what's wrong?"
Moonlighting
You don't like the setting? We're out of here.
"You don't like the setting? We're out of here."
Moonlighting
Richie, if you give me this ring, I'm afraid I'll hock it.
"Richie, if you give me this ring, I'm afraid I'll hock it."
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I don't think granny would go for that. No. She's dead.
"I don't think granny would go for that. No. She's dead."
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But she would definitely oppose that idea from beyond the grave.
"But she would definitely oppose that idea from beyond the grave."
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Hey, who was it that promised he'd get your money back?
"Hey, who was it that promised he'd get your money back?"
Moonlighting
-Oh, Richie. -Now, answer the question.
"-Oh, Richie. -Now, answer the question."
Moonlighting
You did, but--
"You did, but--"
Moonlighting
But. B-U-T, the three, most insidious words in the English language.
"But. B-U-T, the three, most insidious words in the English language."
Moonlighting
The one word that separates people from their dreams.
"The one word that separates people from their dreams."
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Carla, Carla. May I call you Carla?
"Carla, Carla. May I call you Carla?"
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You and me, big church wedding. We open up a restaurant.
"You and me, big church wedding. We open up a restaurant."
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We buy the biggest shoe we can find. We fill it full of tons of kids:
"We buy the biggest shoe we can find. We fill it full of tons of kids:"
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Right, Richie.
"Right, Richie."
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We can't even afford the shoe.
"We can't even afford the shoe."
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We're living in dream world.
"We're living in dream world."
Moonlighting
Wait a second, Carla.
"Wait a second, Carla."
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Hey, hey, Carla, come back here. I said I'll make everything okay.
"Hey, hey, Carla, come back here. I said I'll make everything okay."
Moonlighting