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Clips from Moonlighting - Here's Living with You, Kid (S04E04)

TV Movies 1985 Season 4, Episode 13 575 clips
Crime
I'm continuing to maintain visual reconnaissance with the subject.
"I'm continuing to maintain visual reconnaissance with the subject."
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As in past several nights, status of the subject remains unchanged.
"As in past several nights, status of the subject remains unchanged."
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The days all blur together after a while.
"The days all blur together after a while."
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...to pick up again with some serious dating.
"...to pick up again with some serious dating."
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Agnes say no?
"Agnes say no?"
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No.
"No."
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...I think we should move in together.
"...I think we should move in together."
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Well, it is if you care.
"Well, it is if you care."
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-No. -Then you're saying yes.
"-No. -Then you're saying yes."
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I know you know.
"I know you know."
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There. I've said it.
"There. I've said it."
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Don't be silly, Bert.
"Don't be silly, Bert."
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Wait, just relax.
"Wait, just relax."
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And now back to our movie, Prince of the Desert.
"And now back to our movie, Prince of the Desert."
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Good evening, Bert.
"Good evening, Bert."
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Yeah, who's he?
"Yeah, who's he?"
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Yes, well, it seems that Laszlo is coming here to meet someone.
"Yes, well, it seems that Laszlo is coming here to meet someone."
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Someone who's going to try and help him escape.
"Someone who's going to try and help him escape."
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...and members of their families are not eligible.
"...and members of their families are not eligible."
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Sorry? It's only the best line in the script.
"Sorry? It's only the best line in the script."
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I need you so I can catch everybody up on the exposition...
"I need you so I can catch everybody up on the exposition..."
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...without talking to myself.
"...without talking to myself."
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Victor, could you put the luggage on board?
"Victor, could you put the luggage on board?"
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But for now...
"But for now..."
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You've got to do the right thing.
"You've got to do the right thing."
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Besides, Victor's on board. Where else would I go?
"Besides, Victor's on board. Where else would I go?"
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France has a champion and so does Agnes DiPesto.
"France has a champion and so does Agnes DiPesto."
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Listen, I know you're busy trying to make the world safe for grapefruit.
"Listen, I know you're busy trying to make the world safe for grapefruit."
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Don't you people have some blocks you can play with?
"Don't you people have some blocks you can play with?"
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If you have good teeth, nothing else matters.
"If you have good teeth, nothing else matters."
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Yes.
"Yes."
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Agnes, let's get new jobs.
"Agnes, let's get new jobs."
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I should crawl back into the temp pool...
"I should crawl back into the temp pool..."
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I don't know what made me believe that I deserved someone like you.
"I don't know what made me believe that I deserved someone like you."
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That was the worse thing I've ever done in my whole life.
"That was the worse thing I've ever done in my whole life."
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But I think I understand why you did it.
"But I think I understand why you did it."
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-Where's Agnes? -Dentist.
"-Where's Agnes? -Dentist."
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-Could I ask you something? -What is it?
"-Could I ask you something? -What is it?"
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Me and the boys were kind of wondering what the outcome was.
"Me and the boys were kind of wondering what the outcome was."
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-The outcome? -The outcome.
"-The outcome? -The outcome."
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We can't collect on our wagers until we know what the answer is.
"We can't collect on our wagers until we know what the answer is."
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-The answer to what? -To the big question...
"-The answer to what? -To the big question..."
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...that only comes along once or twice a year.
"...that only comes along once or twice a year."
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Will Poindexter implicate the president?
"Will Poindexter implicate the president?"
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Will Leonard take Hagler? Will Agnes consent to move in with you?
"Will Leonard take Hagler? Will Agnes consent to move in with you?"
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I knew it. He'd tell me if she said yes.
"I knew it. He'd tell me if she said yes."
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She said no, didn't she?
"She said no, didn't she?"
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Nein, negativo, have a nice life.
"Nein, negativo, have a nice life."
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You couldn't be more wrong, MacGili-cruddy.
"You couldn't be more wrong, MacGili-cruddy."
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Actually, not that it's any of your business...
"Actually, not that it's any of your business..."
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...she beat me to the punch.
"...she beat me to the punch."
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And I wish she hadn't.
"And I wish she hadn't."
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You know, a man gains a ton of perspective...
"You know, a man gains a ton of perspective..."
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...out there on the firing line, in the dead of night...
"...out there on the firing line, in the dead of night..."
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...just you and the dark dagger of the unknown.
"...just you and the dark dagger of the unknown."
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You learn to think pretty clearly when the only thing standing...
"You learn to think pretty clearly when the only thing standing..."
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...between yourself and nothingness is your nerves and your knuckles.
"...between yourself and nothingness is your nerves and your knuckles."
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You might have that experience someday.
"You might have that experience someday."
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She dropped him right on his head.
"She dropped him right on his head."
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What I'm telling you is, I tested my mettle...
"What I'm telling you is, I tested my mettle..."
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...and my mettle can do a lot better than Agnes DiPesto.
"...and my mettle can do a lot better than Agnes DiPesto."
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I wonder how your mettle will do in a polygraph test.
"I wonder how your mettle will do in a polygraph test."
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Hell, the poor girl got down on her hands knees and begged me.
"Hell, the poor girl got down on her hands knees and begged me."
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I was afraid she'd do herself in.
"I was afraid she'd do herself in."
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I told her I'd think it over, but what I was trying to figure out...
"I told her I'd think it over, but what I was trying to figure out..."
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...was how was I gonna let her down easy?
"...was how was I gonna let her down easy?"
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I mean, after steno skills, what does she have to offer?
"I mean, after steno skills, what does she have to offer?"
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I ask you. Let's face it.
"I ask you. Let's face it."
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Shacking up together would be strictly a mercy proposition. Nothing more.
"Shacking up together would be strictly a mercy proposition. Nothing more."
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Agnes DiPesto does nothing more for me than a Brillo pad.
"Agnes DiPesto does nothing more for me than a Brillo pad."
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-Sorry I'm late. “Well!
"-Sorry I'm late. “Well!"
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Agnes, I need to talk to you.
"Agnes, I need to talk to you."
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I never needed to talk to anybody this much.
"I never needed to talk to anybody this much."
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-So how'd the dentist go? -No cavities.
"-So how'd the dentist go? -No cavities."
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Great. Fantastic.
"Great. Fantastic."
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Your health, Agnes, it's numero uno.
"Your health, Agnes, it's numero uno."
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Agnes...
"Agnes..."
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...when two people set sail on a course together...
"...when two people set sail on a course together..."
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...it's important that that course be right for both of them...
"...it's important that that course be right for both of them..."
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...wouldn't you agree?
"...wouldn't you agree?"
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Well, Agnes.
"Well, Agnes."
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-I have done you a great disservice. -You have?
"-I have done you a great disservice. -You have?"
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-A tremendous injustice. -I don't understand.
"-A tremendous injustice. -I don't understand."
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I hastily placed a massive burden upon your shoulders yesterday...
"I hastily placed a massive burden upon your shoulders yesterday..."
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...which upon reflection I feel duty-bound to lift.
"...which upon reflection I feel duty-bound to lift."
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Herbert, what are you blabbering about?
"Herbert, what are you blabbering about?"
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Is this about moving in together?
"Is this about moving in together?"
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-I'm afraid so. -Herbert, I thought about it all night.
"-I'm afraid so. -Herbert, I thought about it all night."
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I soaked in the bathtub...
"I soaked in the bathtub..."
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...I stared at the ceiling trying to figure out what to do.
"...I stared at the ceiling trying to figure out what to do."
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And I kept coming back to the same answer.
"And I kept coming back to the same answer."
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-Yes? -Yes!
"-Yes? -Yes!"
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It'll take some adjusting and some compromising...
"It'll take some adjusting and some compromising..."
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...but I've never loved anyone as much as I do you.
"...but I've never loved anyone as much as I do you."
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-Really? -Really.
"-Really? -Really."
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I can't wait to tell everybody.
"I can't wait to tell everybody."
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Don't!
"Don't!"
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Yeah, we're launching a new life together...
"Yeah, we're launching a new life together..."
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...let's just crack a bottle of champagne...
"...let's just crack a bottle of champagne..."
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...against the whole deal, and leave Blue Moon behind too.
"...against the whole deal, and leave Blue Moon behind too."
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There's an unemployment office on the eighth floor.
"There's an unemployment office on the eighth floor."
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In two hours we can not only be living together...
"In two hours we can not only be living together..."
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...we can be animal handlers that are living together.
"...we can be animal handlers that are living together."
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This is sleep deprivation, isn't it?
"This is sleep deprivation, isn't it?"
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Herbert, why don't you go home...
"Herbert, why don't you go home..."
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...and lie down with your special blanket?
"...and lie down with your special blanket?"
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Agnes.
"Agnes."
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You are a chamber pot in a 42 long.
"You are a chamber pot in a 42 long."
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I couldn't listen to her sing your praises...
"I couldn't listen to her sing your praises..."
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...after what you said about her.
"...after what you said about her."
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O'Neill, send MacGilicuddy's dental records to the morgue...
"O'Neill, send MacGilicuddy's dental records to the morgue..."
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...50 they know what they're looking at.
"...50 they know what they're looking at."
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"Brillo pad"?
""Brillo pad"?"
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"Brillo pad"?
""Brillo pad"?"
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A pet name, sweetheart.
"A pet name, sweetheart."
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-Hypocrite. -Oh, Agnes, be fair.
"-Hypocrite. -Oh, Agnes, be fair."
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-Coward. -That's pretty fair.
"-Coward. -That's pretty fair."
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So I was on my hands and knees begging you?
"So I was on my hands and knees begging you?"
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So you told me you had to think about it?
"So you told me you had to think about it?"
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I don't recall saying that.
"I don't recall saying that."
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