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Clips from Moonlighting - The Murder's in the Mail (S01E01)

TV Movies 1985 Season 1, Episode 6 560 clips
Crime

Episodes from this show

Title Season Episode
Moonlighting (Pilot) 1 1
Gunfight at the So-So Corral 1 2
Read the Mind... See the Movie 1 3
The Next Murder You Hear 1 4
Next Stop Murder 1 5
The Murder's in the Mail 1 6
Brother, Can You Spare a Blonde? 2 1
The Lady in the Iron Mask 2 2
Money Talks... Maddie Walks 2 3
The Dream Sequence Always Rings Twice 2 4
My Fair David 2 5
Knowing Her 2 6
Somewhere Under the Rainbow 2 7
Portrait of Maddie 2 8
Atlas Belched 2 9
Twas the Episode Before Christmas 2 10
The Bride of Tupperman 2 11
North by North DiPesto 2 12
In God We Strongly Suspect 2 13
Every Daughter's Father Is a Virgin 2 14
Witness for the Execution 2 15
Sleep Talkin' Guy 2 16
Funeral for a Door Nail 2 17
Camille 2 18
The Son Also Rises 3 1
The Man Who Cried Wife 3 2
Symphony in Knocked Flat 3 3
Yours, Very Deadly 3 4
All Creatures Great... and Not So Great 3 5
Big Man on Mulberry Street 3 6
Atomic Shakespeare 3 7
It's a Wonderful Job 3 8
The Straight Poop 3 9
Title Season Episode
Poltergeist III 3 10
Blonde on Blonde 3 11
Sam & Dave 3 12
Maddie's Turn to Cry 3 13
I Am Curious... Maddie 3 14
To Heiress Human 3 15
A Trip to the Moon 4 1
Come Back Little Shiksa 4 2
Take a Left at the Altar 4 3
Tale in Two Cities 4 4
Cool Hand Dave: Part 1 4 5
Cool Hand Dave: Part 2 4 6
Father Knows Last 4 7
Los Dos Dipestos 4 8
Fetal Attraction 4 9
Tracks of My Tears 4 10
Eek! A Spouse! 4 11
Maddie Hayes Got Married 4 12
Here's Living with You, Kid 4 13
And the Flesh Was Made Word 4 14
A Womb with a View 5 1
Between a Yuk and a Hard Place 5 2
The Color of Maddie 5 3
Plastic Fantastic Lovers 5 4
Shirts and Skins 5 5
Take My Wife, for Example 5 6
I See England, I See France, I See Maddie's Netherworld 5 7
Those Lips, Those Lies 5 8
Perfetc 5 9
When Girls Collide 5 10
In 'N Outlaws 5 11
Eine Kleine Nacht Murder 5 12
Lunar Eclipse 5 13
Of course I know where I was born. Allentown, Pennsylvania, 1946.
"Of course I know where I was born. Allentown, Pennsylvania, 1946."
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-Great. -Bill, bill, cheque.
"-Great. -Bill, bill, cheque."
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No more overtime, we've got to get serious.
"No more overtime, we've got to get serious."
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Take it back. I'm not paying for it.
"Take it back. I'm not paying for it."
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-Cancel the wench. -You're the wench.
"-Cancel the wench. -You're the wench."
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-Satellite dish? -...if money weren't rolling in.
"-Satellite dish? -...if money weren't rolling in."
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What is it we're to do for Eke Meek?
"What is it we're to do for Eke Meek?"
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This does not sound like something I want to do.
"This does not sound like something I want to do."
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Having a lot of work done on your place while you were away.
"Having a lot of work done on your place while you were away."
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Money in the bank.
"Money in the bank."
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David, I think you're making a mistake. You can't bully this man.
"David, I think you're making a mistake. You can't bully this man."
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...and I believe if you give them a chance...
"...and I believe if you give them a chance..."
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...to live up to their obligations, they'll rise to the occasion.
"...to live up to their obligations, they'll rise to the occasion."
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Next place, you can be in charge, we'll do it your way.
"Next place, you can be in charge, we'll do it your way."
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Watch this.
"Watch this."
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We have to do this. I'm doing this for us, for the good of the company.
"We have to do this. I'm doing this for us, for the good of the company."
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Excuse me.
"Excuse me."
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I'm with the agency, but I haven't come to intimidate or bully you.
"I'm with the agency, but I haven't come to intimidate or bully you."
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It's like I said before, people are good.
"It's like I said before, people are good."
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You're right, bad idea. That would kill me.
"You're right, bad idea. That would kill me."
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It's right down here.
"It's right down here."
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You said you were private investigators.
"You said you were private investigators."
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Oh, wow, sis, it's gonna be all right.
"Oh, wow, sis, it's gonna be all right."
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You wait here.
"You wait here."
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Hey!
"Hey!"
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You can't call in the CIA, not after all we've invested.
"You can't call in the CIA, not after all we've invested."
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I don't even know what this is.
"I don't even know what this is."
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-What secret message? -This secret message.
"-What secret message? -This secret message."
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Happen to notice whether this guy's alive?
"Happen to notice whether this guy's alive?"
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-All right. -All right.
"-All right. -All right."
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Come on, man, help me.
"Come on, man, help me."
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You don't make a left from the right lane.
"You don't make a left from the right lane."
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-What? ~Turn!
"-What? ~Turn!"
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They used him to stage terrorist activities in this country.
"They used him to stage terrorist activities in this country."
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The other Roy Hirsch.
"The other Roy Hirsch."
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So why was he chasing us?
"So why was he chasing us?"
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Miss Hayes, Mr. Addison.
"Miss Hayes, Mr. Addison."
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-What phone call? -Exactly, what phone call?
"-What phone call? -Exactly, what phone call?"
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He didn't trust our phone. It's bugged?
"He didn't trust our phone. It's bugged?"
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-This is humiliating. -It is not humiliating.
"-This is humiliating. -It is not humiliating."
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Okay, ready? Look waitery.
"Okay, ready? Look waitery."
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...in America, we eat with our forks."
"...in America, we eat with our forks.""
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David!
"David!"
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Why does everybody keep asking me that?
"Why does everybody keep asking me that?"
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There will be coffee in the lodge.
"There will be coffee in the lodge."
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There's no comment on that at the moment.
"There's no comment on that at the moment."
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When you gonna know something? When you gonna know?
"When you gonna know something? When you gonna know?"
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-What's going on? -Jet from Lisbon went down.
"-What's going on? -Jet from Lisbon went down."
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Crashed or blew up, nobody seems to know.
"Crashed or blew up, nobody seems to know."
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Flight 772?
"Flight 772?"
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No, I was supposed to take that flight and I switched.
"No, I was supposed to take that flight and I switched."
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God.
"God."
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Hello. Yes.
"Hello. Yes."
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Certainly, it's my card.
"Certainly, it's my card."
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What else do you need to know?
"What else do you need to know?"
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Mother's name Alice. Father's name William.
"Mother's name Alice. Father's name William."
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Listen, am I gonna get any money?
"Listen, am I gonna get any money?"
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Yes, I would love to speak to a supervisor.
"Yes, I would love to speak to a supervisor."
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What do you mean, someone called up and cancelled my card?
"What do you mean, someone called up and cancelled my card?"
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Do you have a name?
"Do you have a name?"
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It's what?
"It's what?"
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No...
"No..."
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...I'm not dead.
"...I'm not dead."
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Bill, bill, bill, ad.
"Bill, bill, bill, ad."
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-Ad? For what? -A billing service.
"-Ad? For what? -A billing service."
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-Cheque? -Cheque.
"-Cheque? -Cheque."
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I never believe them about not having to buy any magazines to qualify.
"I never believe them about not having to buy any magazines to qualify."
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Someone sorts the people who buy from the people who don't.
"Someone sorts the people who buy from the people who don't."
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This is depressing. We've got to do something.
"This is depressing. We've got to do something."
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We've got to simplify.
"We've got to simplify."
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Rent less expensive furniture.
"Rent less expensive furniture."
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Maybe find cheaper office space.
"Maybe find cheaper office space."
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Spare down. No more frills.
"Spare down. No more frills."
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We're gonna have to pop the window to get the piano in.
"We're gonna have to pop the window to get the piano in."
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-Piano? -With the pool table, I can just...
"-Piano? -With the pool table, I can just..."
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...lower it with a chopper to this floor, bring it through one of the windows.
"...lower it with a chopper to this floor, bring it through one of the windows."
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This isn't real.
"This isn't real."
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I'm dreaming this.
"I'm dreaming this."
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I'll be back. Don't get discouraged.
"I'll be back. Don't get discouraged."
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Women give birth all the time. We're gonna get this sucker in here.
"Women give birth all the time. We're gonna get this sucker in here."
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-I don't even know how to play. -What are you doing?
"-I don't even know how to play. -What are you doing?"
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-Nothing, I've been clean for years. -A piano, a pool table?
"-Nothing, I've been clean for years. -A piano, a pool table?"
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You like that? I got the idea from this, a great book.
"You like that? I got the idea from this, a great book."
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-What is it? -Interviews with the heads...
"-What is it? -Interviews with the heads..."
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...of major corporations, how they got there, how they stay there...
"...of major corporations, how they got there, how they stay there..."
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...keep their company number one. It's called Being 2nd Stinks.
"...keep their company number one. It's called Being 2nd Stinks."
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These guys talk about creating a pleasant working environment...
"These guys talk about creating a pleasant working environment..."
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...and how it leads to better productivity.
"...and how it leads to better productivity."
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I figured you can't argue with Fortune 500, right?
"I figured you can't argue with Fortune 500, right?"
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Oh, no?
"Oh, no?"
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-Cancel it, take it back. -Lady, he said--
"-Cancel it, take it back. -Lady, he said--"
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-Watch it. -Wait, Maddie.
"-Watch it. -Wait, Maddie."
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-You're making a mountain out of-- -Molehills. My molehill.
"-You're making a mountain out of-- -Molehills. My molehill."
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I own and I pay the bills. There's no money for a piano.
"I own and I pay the bills. There's no money for a piano."
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Being 2nd Stinks. Being second would be wonderful.
"Being 2nd Stinks. Being second would be wonderful."
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Being 22nd would be wonderful. We need a client whose business...
"Being 22nd would be wonderful. We need a client whose business..."
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...we could depend on. A client who would help us pay the light bill.
"...we could depend on. A client who would help us pay the light bill."
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-Done. -A department store chain...
"-Done. -A department store chain..."
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...a brokerage house. Someplace that would need us to-- Done?
"...a brokerage house. Someplace that would need us to-- Done?"
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You think I'd buy a baby grand piano, a pool table, a satellite dish...
"You think I'd buy a baby grand piano, a pool table, a satellite dish..."
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A contract, a signed contract? Who? Where? When?
"A contract, a signed contract? Who? Where? When?"
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It's this book, I read it last night and the light bulb came on.
"It's this book, I read it last night and the light bulb came on."
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I realized you gotta make your own opportunities.
"I realized you gotta make your own opportunities."
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The Easy Credit Assurance Company?
"The Easy Credit Assurance Company?"
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-ECAC. Great bunch of guys. -And you know these people?
"-ECAC. Great bunch of guys. -And you know these people?"
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Well, I have had occasion to work with them in the past, yes.
"Well, I have had occasion to work with them in the past, yes."
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ECAC. They're sort of a collection agency...
"ECAC. They're sort of a collection agency..."
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...and we would be sort of a subcontractor to them.
"...and we would be sort of a subcontractor to them."
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We get the cases they've given up on. We get to keep half of what we collect.
"We get the cases they've given up on. We get to keep half of what we collect."
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-We're bill collectors? -Not bill collectors...
"-We're bill collectors? -Not bill collectors..."
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...we're credit marshals. We're payment enforcers. We're bill busters.
"...we're credit marshals. We're payment enforcers. We're bill busters."
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-You haven't even tried it yet. -I know what it's like...
"-You haven't even tried it yet. -I know what it's like..."
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...to suffer financial reverses. I don't like hounding people.
"...to suffer financial reverses. I don't like hounding people."
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We're not gonna be hounding any unfortunate people.
"We're not gonna be hounding any unfortunate people."
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-We're not? -No, we're going after creeps...
"-We're not? -No, we're going after creeps..."
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...deadbeats, people with no concept of obligation, responsibility...
"...deadbeats, people with no concept of obligation, responsibility..."
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...irying to evade their indebtedness, not people that can't pay.
"...irying to evade their indebtedness, not people that can't pay."
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-You sure? -Sure, I'm sure. I'm surer than sure...
"-You sure? -Sure, I'm sure. I'm surer than sure..."
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...I'm certain. This contract is a money machine.
"...I'm certain. This contract is a money machine."
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Addison, it doesn't make sense.
"Addison, it doesn't make sense."
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