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Clips from Moonlighting - To Heiress Human (S03E03)

TV Movies 1985 Season 3, Episode 15 801 clips
Crime
No, I don't. I'll be in my office.
"No, I don't. I'll be in my office."
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-They don't know that. -l wanna keep it that way.
"-They don't know that. -l wanna keep it that way."
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"So damn happy"? I'm not acting all that damn happy. I'm just...
""So damn happy"? I'm not acting all that damn happy. I'm just..."
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If we agree it didn't happen, then it didn't.
"If we agree it didn't happen, then it didn't."
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I've fallen in love with a wonderful man...
"I've fallen in love with a wonderful man..."
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...I met the most beautiful man.
"...I met the most beautiful man."
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To my surprise, he....
"To my surprise, he...."
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He came to see me the next day...
"He came to see me the next day..."
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-Actually, he owns it. -Owns it?
"-Actually, he owns it. -Owns it?"
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Thank you, you've been very helpful.
"Thank you, you've been very helpful."
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Not that I went anywhere or saw anyone.
"Not that I went anywhere or saw anyone."
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-Maybe I should come back later. -No time like the present.
"-Maybe I should come back later. -No time like the present."
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Well, it's a place to start.
"Well, it's a place to start."
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...but especially for better.
"...but especially for better."
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She's ruled by her emotions.
"She's ruled by her emotions."
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He's handsome. He's charming.
"He's handsome. He's charming."
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That joint's a real meat market, isn't it?
"That joint's a real meat market, isn't it?"
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Yeah, used to be. I hear it's calmed down a lot.
"Yeah, used to be. I hear it's calmed down a lot."
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I used to slide in there on Friday nights.
"I used to slide in there on Friday nights."
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I mean, I thought I'd died and went to heaven.
"I mean, I thought I'd died and went to heaven."
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It's not my local. So I left.
"It's not my local. So I left."
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Excuse me.
"Excuse me."
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Here's some more background info on the Kendall case.
"Here's some more background info on the Kendall case."
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...and I came home from the stables at the same time as every night...
"...and I came home from the stables at the same time as every night..."
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David, I came down because I wanted to.
"David, I came down because I wanted to."
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I do know.
"I do know."
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-Yeah, well-- -And I really do appreciate it.
"-Yeah, well-- -And I really do appreciate it."
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I appreciate this and I just wanted you to know that.
"I appreciate this and I just wanted you to know that."
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Kind of brush my lips against it.
"Kind of brush my lips against it."
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I don't just give myself to people.
"I don't just give myself to people."
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...well, it isn't like this, all wild and frenzied.
"...well, it isn't like this, all wild and frenzied."
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-That's a load of crap. -Excuse me?
"-That's a load of crap. -Excuse me?"
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Save me? From who? From what?
"Save me? From who? From what?"
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...on the roof with the four kids, looking up into the sky...
"...on the roof with the four kids, looking up into the sky..."
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You wanna tell me about it?
"You wanna tell me about it?"
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...and he says if I marry his daughter she gets dropkicked from the will...
"...and he says if I marry his daughter she gets dropkicked from the will..."
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And?
"And?"
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Love her?
"Love her?"
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Why would you make her carry a torch for someone who'll be on death row?
"Why would you make her carry a torch for someone who'll be on death row?"
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So, what's the story?
"So, what's the story?"
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My intent, of course, was to pin my murder on him...
"My intent, of course, was to pin my murder on him..."
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...50 eloquently?
"...50 eloquently?"
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Make that 33 cents.
"Make that 33 cents."
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I was? I am? I are?
"I was? I am? I are?"
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-You asleep? -No.
"-You asleep? -No."
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Me neither.
"Me neither."
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Obviously.
"Obviously."
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Sleep okay?
"Sleep okay?"
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I wouldn't really call it sleep.
"I wouldn't really call it sleep."
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More like a toe-straightening break.
"More like a toe-straightening break."
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You sound like you enjoyed yourself last night.
"You sound like you enjoyed yourself last night."
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I seem to recall you hitting high C yourself a couple of times.
"I seem to recall you hitting high C yourself a couple of times."
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-How are we gonna do this, David? -Do what?
"-How are we gonna do this, David? -Do what?"
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How are we gonna do this? You've done this before, haven't you?
"How are we gonna do this? You've done this before, haven't you?"
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You take a cab home and wait for me to call.
"You take a cab home and wait for me to call."
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Can't do that.
"Can't do that."
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I got an idea.
"I got an idea."
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We do what John and Yoko did, everything from bed.
"We do what John and Yoko did, everything from bed."
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Meet clients here, solve cases. What do you think?
"Meet clients here, solve cases. What do you think?"
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I think I'd like you to turn that way.
"I think I'd like you to turn that way."
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What for?
"What for?"
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I wanna take a shower.
"I wanna take a shower."
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You don't want me to look at you?
"You don't want me to look at you?"
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You got nothing to be shy about.
"You got nothing to be shy about."
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Guess I'll have to fend for myself.
"Guess I'll have to fend for myself."
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Sorry.
"Sorry."
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Yo, I put some coffee on?
"Yo, I put some coffee on?"
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I don't have time, I have to run right out.
"I don't have time, I have to run right out."
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Any chance of you dropping me by my place?
"Any chance of you dropping me by my place?"
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Your place? Can't you take a cab?
"Your place? Can't you take a cab?"
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A cab?
"A cab?"
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Forget about it, I'll just call my pimp, he'll pick me up on a corner.
"Forget about it, I'll just call my pimp, he'll pick me up on a corner."
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I didn't mean it that way, David, I just remembered an appointment.
"I didn't mean it that way, David, I just remembered an appointment."
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If I take you home, I'll be late.
"If I take you home, I'll be late."
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Yeah.
"Yeah."
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Well, forget about it. No problem.
"Well, forget about it. No problem."
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-Good morning, Miss DiPesto. -Good morning, Miss Hayes.
"-Good morning, Miss DiPesto. -Good morning, Miss Hayes."
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Miss Hayes.
"Miss Hayes."
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Yes? What is it, Miss DiPesto?
"Yes? What is it, Miss DiPesto?"
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I don't know what it is, but you look great today.
"I don't know what it is, but you look great today."
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Yes, Miss Hayes.
"Yes, Miss Hayes."
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Sorry about the...
"Sorry about the..."
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...compliment.
"...compliment."
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What's up, boys?
"What's up, boys?"
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David.
"David."
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David! Could I have a minute of your time, please?
"David! Could I have a minute of your time, please?"
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Take two, they're small.
"Take two, they're small."
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-What were you doing just now? -Pretending like I just got to work.
"-What were you doing just now? -Pretending like I just got to work."
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-You were singing. -S0?
"-You were singing. -S0?"
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How's it suppose to look when you come in singing?
"How's it suppose to look when you come in singing?"
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The way it looks every day I'm singing.
"The way it looks every day I'm singing."
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But it's the day after last night.
"But it's the day after last night."
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It'll be hard to do that if you don't stop acting so damn happy.
"It'll be hard to do that if you don't stop acting so damn happy."
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...acting happy. Aren't you happy?
"...acting happy. Aren't you happy?"
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-Of course I'm happy. -Are you sure?
"-Of course I'm happy. -Are you sure?"
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I said, I was happy. I am happy. Don't tell me I'm not happy.
"I said, I was happy. I am happy. Don't tell me I'm not happy."
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Well, great. You're happy, I'm happy. We're all slaphappy.
"Well, great. You're happy, I'm happy. We're all slaphappy."
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-So, what's the problem? -I don't know.
"-So, what's the problem? -I don't know."
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Maybe I'm not all that happy.
"Maybe I'm not all that happy."
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It's not that I'm not happy, it's just that I'm not happy.
"It's not that I'm not happy, it's just that I'm not happy."
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-I don't know how I feel. -Take it from me, you feel great.
"-I don't know how I feel. -Take it from me, you feel great."
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-Don't-- Don't do that. -Don't do what?
"-Don't-- Don't do that. -Don't do what?"
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Don't say things like that.
"Don't say things like that."
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I always say things like that. It's what I do.
"I always say things like that. It's what I do."
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I agree, maybe we should wait before we spring it on the employees.
"I agree, maybe we should wait before we spring it on the employees."
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-We're not telling them anything. -You're right.
"-We're not telling them anything. -You're right."
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They'd think we'd be rocking the desk every time we're alone in here.
"They'd think we'd be rocking the desk every time we're alone in here."
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-Does the lock work? -Stop it.
"-Does the lock work? -Stop it."
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-Stop what? -Talking like that, thinking like that.
"-Stop what? -Talking like that, thinking like that."
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I hate this, David.
"I hate this, David."
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I hate being uncomfortable, wondering what the employees are thinking...
"I hate being uncomfortable, wondering what the employees are thinking..."
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...and cringing when you make a suggestive remark.
"...and cringing when you make a suggestive remark."
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-So don't do it. -Thank you.
"-So don't do it. -Thank you."
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As usual, the depth of your sensitivity is staggering.
"As usual, the depth of your sensitivity is staggering."
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Come on, Maddie.
"Come on, Maddie."
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Look, I know you feel a little weird.
"Look, I know you feel a little weird."
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I feel a little weird myself, but it's a good weird.
"I feel a little weird myself, but it's a good weird."
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So what if it takes time? We'll work it out.
"So what if it takes time? We'll work it out."
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-I don't wanna work it out. -What do you mean?
"-I don't wanna work it out. -What do you mean?"
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I don't wanna work it all out. I wanna forget it.
"I don't wanna work it all out. I wanna forget it."
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