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Clips from Moonlighting - A Trip to the Moon (S04E04)

TV Movies 1985 Season 4, Episode 1 759 clips
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Title Season Episode
Moonlighting (Pilot) 1 1
Gunfight at the So-So Corral 1 2
Read the Mind... See the Movie 1 3
The Next Murder You Hear 1 4
Next Stop Murder 1 5
The Murder's in the Mail 1 6
Brother, Can You Spare a Blonde? 2 1
The Lady in the Iron Mask 2 2
Money Talks... Maddie Walks 2 3
The Dream Sequence Always Rings Twice 2 4
My Fair David 2 5
Knowing Her 2 6
Somewhere Under the Rainbow 2 7
Portrait of Maddie 2 8
Atlas Belched 2 9
Twas the Episode Before Christmas 2 10
The Bride of Tupperman 2 11
North by North DiPesto 2 12
In God We Strongly Suspect 2 13
Every Daughter's Father Is a Virgin 2 14
Witness for the Execution 2 15
Sleep Talkin' Guy 2 16
Funeral for a Door Nail 2 17
Camille 2 18
The Son Also Rises 3 1
The Man Who Cried Wife 3 2
Symphony in Knocked Flat 3 3
Yours, Very Deadly 3 4
All Creatures Great... and Not So Great 3 5
Big Man on Mulberry Street 3 6
Atomic Shakespeare 3 7
It's a Wonderful Job 3 8
The Straight Poop 3 9
Title Season Episode
Poltergeist III 3 10
Blonde on Blonde 3 11
Sam & Dave 3 12
Maddie's Turn to Cry 3 13
I Am Curious... Maddie 3 14
To Heiress Human 3 15
A Trip to the Moon 4 1
Come Back Little Shiksa 4 2
Take a Left at the Altar 4 3
Tale in Two Cities 4 4
Cool Hand Dave: Part 1 4 5
Cool Hand Dave: Part 2 4 6
Father Knows Last 4 7
Los Dos Dipestos 4 8
Fetal Attraction 4 9
Tracks of My Tears 4 10
Eek! A Spouse! 4 11
Maddie Hayes Got Married 4 12
Here's Living with You, Kid 4 13
And the Flesh Was Made Word 4 14
A Womb with a View 5 1
Between a Yuk and a Hard Place 5 2
The Color of Maddie 5 3
Plastic Fantastic Lovers 5 4
Shirts and Skins 5 5
Take My Wife, for Example 5 6
I See England, I See France, I See Maddie's Netherworld 5 7
Those Lips, Those Lies 5 8
Perfetc 5 9
When Girls Collide 5 10
In 'N Outlaws 5 11
Eine Kleine Nacht Murder 5 12
Lunar Eclipse 5 13
I don't know. Maybe we can take a couple of those kitchen chairs...
"I don't know. Maybe we can take a couple of those kitchen chairs..."
Moonlighting
...where our relationship is going. Tell me where it's going, David.
"...where our relationship is going. Tell me where it's going, David."
Moonlighting
It's more like some sordid foreign movie.
"It's more like some sordid foreign movie."
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We drive separate cars to work. We act aloof from each other all day.
"We drive separate cars to work. We act aloof from each other all day."
Moonlighting
John Deere doesn't a build machine that thrashes as good we do.
"John Deere doesn't a build machine that thrashes as good we do."
Moonlighting
...let us solve your murder, we'll buy you a meal.
"...let us solve your murder, we'll buy you a meal."
Moonlighting
Is she in there?
"Is she in there?"
Moonlighting
Well, I feel empty inside!
"Well, I feel empty inside!"
Moonlighting
Okay, I like sleeping with you, all right?
"Okay, I like sleeping with you, all right?"
Moonlighting
-You're avoiding the issue. -How come nobody knows about us?
"-You're avoiding the issue. -How come nobody knows about us?"
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I have a little announcement to make. A little piece of news.
"I have a little announcement to make. A little piece of news."
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I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
"I don't know. I don't know. I don't know."
Moonlighting
No more, no more, no more, no more
"No more, no more, no more, no more"
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-Me, a fool? -Yeah, you fool.
"-Me, a fool? -Yeah, you fool."
Moonlighting
Any way you do It's all right, baby
"Any way you do It's all right, baby"
Moonlighting
Are you nervous?
"Are you nervous?"
Moonlighting
-I'm not gonna get mad. -That's how these conversations work.
"-I'm not gonna get mad. -That's how these conversations work."
Moonlighting
Maddie, come on--
"Maddie, come on--"
Moonlighting
All the heat you need, and in case we do anything that makes us dirty...
"All the heat you need, and in case we do anything that makes us dirty..."
Moonlighting
...and you don't get any better than when you're with me.
"...and you don't get any better than when you're with me."
Moonlighting
I'm not saying this is as good as life gets, what I'm saying is....
"I'm not saying this is as good as life gets, what I'm saying is...."
Moonlighting
...and I never have had a bad case of anyone before.
"...and I never have had a bad case of anyone before."
Moonlighting
I'm walking out the door, climbing in my car, and cruising home.
"I'm walking out the door, climbing in my car, and cruising home."
Moonlighting
-I understand. -No, you don't.
"-I understand. -No, you don't."
Moonlighting
Not even a goodbye dance? Got music.
"Not even a goodbye dance? Got music."
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I'd have to fly out.
"I'd have to fly out."
Moonlighting
I got a great place here, Norton. I got a great job.
"I got a great place here, Norton. I got a great job."
Moonlighting
Maybe all this material wealth you got here ain't the issue.
"Maybe all this material wealth you got here ain't the issue."
Moonlighting
You space cadet.
"You space cadet."
Moonlighting
The Bluemooners.
"The Bluemooners."
Moonlighting
With the stars, Maddie Hayes...
"With the stars, Maddie Hayes..."
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...David Addison...
"...David Addison..."
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...Agnes DiPesto...
"...Agnes DiPesto..."
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...and Richard Addison.
"...and Richard Addison."
Moonlighting
-Stop yelling. -Hello? Hey, Ralphie.
"-Stop yelling. -Hello? Hey, Ralphie."
Moonlighting
-You all right in there? -Alice, are you okay?
"-You all right in there? -Alice, are you okay?"
Moonlighting
Oh, some day, Alice, some day.
"Oh, some day, Alice, some day."
Moonlighting
-Hey, Ralph. -Alice?
"-Hey, Ralph. -Alice?"
Moonlighting
Gosh, Ed, what should we do?
"Gosh, Ed, what should we do?"
Moonlighting
...put them next to the door and hear better.
"...put them next to the door and hear better."
Moonlighting
You want me to stop yelling, Alice? I'll stop yelling.
"You want me to stop yelling, Alice? I'll stop yelling."
Moonlighting
I'll stop yelling. I'm not the one yelling.
"I'll stop yelling. I'm not the one yelling."
Moonlighting
I'm not yelling, Alice, you hear me? Do you hear me, Alice?
"I'm not yelling, Alice, you hear me? Do you hear me, Alice?"
Moonlighting
Of course I hear you, Ralph, all five boroughs hear you.
"Of course I hear you, Ralph, all five boroughs hear you."
Moonlighting
Hi, Ed. Hi, Trixie.
"Hi, Ed. Hi, Trixie."
Moonlighting
Norton, Trixie, what are you doing here?
"Norton, Trixie, what are you doing here?"
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-Can't you see we're having a fight? -Don't mind us.
"-Can't you see we're having a fight? -Don't mind us."
Moonlighting
You happy now, Ralph? You woke up Norton and Trixie.
"You happy now, Ralph? You woke up Norton and Trixie."
Moonlighting
No, he didn't wake us up. We were out for our evening constitutional.
"No, he didn't wake us up. We were out for our evening constitutional."
Moonlighting
Well, you woke me up.
"Well, you woke me up."
Moonlighting
-Why are you kids fighting? -You wanna know why we're fighting?
"-Why are you kids fighting? -You wanna know why we're fighting?"
Moonlighting
You wanna know why we're fighting? I'll tell you why we're fighting.
"You wanna know why we're fighting? I'll tell you why we're fighting."
Moonlighting
I will tell you why we are fighting.
"I will tell you why we are fighting."
Moonlighting
-I don't know why we're fighting. -You know why we're fighting, Ralph.
"-I don't know why we're fighting. -You know why we're fighting, Ralph."
Moonlighting
We're fighting because I asked you a question.
"We're fighting because I asked you a question."
Moonlighting
Is that such a crime, Ralph, me asking you a question?
"Is that such a crime, Ralph, me asking you a question?"
Moonlighting
Get a load of Miss Smarty-pants here.
"Get a load of Miss Smarty-pants here."
Moonlighting
"Is it such a crime, Ralph, asking a question?"
""Is it such a crime, Ralph, asking a question?""
Moonlighting
Tell them what the question was, Miss Smarty-pants.
"Tell them what the question was, Miss Smarty-pants."
Moonlighting
All right, 1 will.
"All right, 1 will."
Moonlighting
I told him I wanted to know where our relationship was going.
"I told him I wanted to know where our relationship was going."
Moonlighting
That's it! You see that? You see that?
"That's it! You see that? You see that?"
Moonlighting
She wants to know where the relationship is going.
"She wants to know where the relationship is going."
Moonlighting
She has the unmitigated gall to ask me where the relationship is going.
"She has the unmitigated gall to ask me where the relationship is going."
Moonlighting
You want to know where it's going?
"You want to know where it's going?"
Moonlighting
You want to know where the relationship is going.
"You want to know where the relationship is going."
Moonlighting
I'll tell you where it's going. It's going to the moon.
"I'll tell you where it's going. It's going to the moon."
Moonlighting
I slept good last night. How about you?
"I slept good last night. How about you?"
Moonlighting
Okay. I had this weird dream.
"Okay. I had this weird dream."
Moonlighting
Oh, yeah? What was it about?
"Oh, yeah? What was it about?"
Moonlighting
-I don't know. It's no big deal. -Listen, I was thinking...
"-I don't know. It's no big deal. -Listen, I was thinking..."
Moonlighting
...maybe I should bring a couple of my things over here.
"...maybe I should bring a couple of my things over here."
Moonlighting
You know, just to have.
"You know, just to have."
Moonlighting
Not that I mind shaving with a pink razor, mind you.
"Not that I mind shaving with a pink razor, mind you."
Moonlighting
What do you think about that?
"What do you think about that?"
Moonlighting
Funny you should mention that.
"Funny you should mention that."
Moonlighting
I was just thinking maybe we should knock this whole thing off.
"I was just thinking maybe we should knock this whole thing off."
Moonlighting
Something tells me you didn't sleep as well as I did.
"Something tells me you didn't sleep as well as I did."
Moonlighting
I just don't see where this is going, David...
"I just don't see where this is going, David..."
Moonlighting
What do you mean, where is our relationship going?
"What do you mean, where is our relationship going?"
Moonlighting
I don't know where. It's going somewhere.
"I don't know where. It's going somewhere."
Moonlighting
-I know we got one. -Well, I don't.
"-I know we got one. -Well, I don't."
Moonlighting
You wanna know where it's going, that's what the problem is?
"You wanna know where it's going, that's what the problem is?"
Moonlighting
Okay, I will tell you where the relationship is going.
"Okay, I will tell you where the relationship is going."
Moonlighting
-It's going to be-- -To the moon.
"-It's going to be-- -To the moon."
Moonlighting
-What? -I'm sorry.
"-What? -I'm sorry."
Moonlighting
You were just gonna tell me where it's going.
"You were just gonna tell me where it's going."
Moonlighting
Well, no, I don't know. I mean--
"Well, no, I don't know. I mean--"
Moonlighting
I was gonna guess.
"I was gonna guess."
Moonlighting
I mean--
"I mean--"
Moonlighting
I mean, I was gonna suggest. Like this morning, just now.
"I mean, I was gonna suggest. Like this morning, just now."
Moonlighting
I said, what about if I bring a couple things over here?
"I said, what about if I bring a couple things over here?"
Moonlighting
Now, that's the relationship going somewhere.
"Now, that's the relationship going somewhere."
Moonlighting
But it is. Look--
"But it is. Look--"
Moonlighting
For the last three, three and a half weeks...
"For the last three, three and a half weeks..."
Moonlighting
...we have had this relationship that is built around the bedroom.
"...we have had this relationship that is built around the bedroom."
Moonlighting
What if I bring a couple things over here?
"What if I bring a couple things over here?"
Moonlighting
A couple towels, a razor, toothbrush.
"A couple towels, a razor, toothbrush."
Moonlighting
Then we got the relationship moving into the bathroom.
"Then we got the relationship moving into the bathroom."
Moonlighting
A couple weeks from now I'll bring a six pack...
"A couple weeks from now I'll bring a six pack..."
Moonlighting
...stick it in the fridge, bingo, now we're downstairs.
"...stick it in the fridge, bingo, now we're downstairs."
Moonlighting
Got the relationship moving into the kitchen.
"Got the relationship moving into the kitchen."
Moonlighting
That's how it works, it takes time.
"That's how it works, it takes time."
Moonlighting
Soon every room in this house will be filled with this relationship.
"Soon every room in this house will be filled with this relationship."
Moonlighting
And then you're gonna have to get a bigger house.
"And then you're gonna have to get a bigger house."
Moonlighting
We don't have a relationship.
"We don't have a relationship."
Moonlighting
-Sure, we do. -No. No, we don't.
"-Sure, we do. -No. No, we don't."
Moonlighting
We have something else. It's not a relationship.
"We have something else. It's not a relationship."
Moonlighting
That. That's it. That's all we ever do. That's the whole thing.
"That. That's it. That's all we ever do. That's the whole thing."
Moonlighting
Every day, I wake up, swear to myself...
"Every day, I wake up, swear to myself..."
Moonlighting
...that what happened won't happen again.
"...that what happened won't happen again."
Moonlighting
We say good night at 5:30. But then...
"We say good night at 5:30. But then..."
Moonlighting
...I don't know how it happens, but we end up together.
"...I don't know how it happens, but we end up together."
Moonlighting
Your place, my place, the car. The walls are different...
"Your place, my place, the car. The walls are different..."
Moonlighting
...but nothing else is. This isn't a relationship...
"...but nothing else is. This isn't a relationship..."
Moonlighting
...it's a bad habit.
"...it's a bad habit."
Moonlighting
There's your taxi. You better hurry up.
"There's your taxi. You better hurry up."
Moonlighting
Wait a second. That's it? End of conversation?
"Wait a second. That's it? End of conversation?"
Moonlighting
-You're just walking out? -I'm not. This is my house.
"-You're just walking out? -I'm not. This is my house."
Moonlighting
I don't mean that. I mean, we have a relationship.
"I don't mean that. I mean, we have a relationship."
Moonlighting