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Clips from Moonlighting - The Lady in the Iron Mask (S02E02)

TV Movies 1985 Season 2, Episode 2 569 clips
Crime

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Title Season Episode
Moonlighting (Pilot) 1 1
Gunfight at the So-So Corral 1 2
Read the Mind... See the Movie 1 3
The Next Murder You Hear 1 4
Next Stop Murder 1 5
The Murder's in the Mail 1 6
Brother, Can You Spare a Blonde? 2 1
The Lady in the Iron Mask 2 2
Money Talks... Maddie Walks 2 3
The Dream Sequence Always Rings Twice 2 4
My Fair David 2 5
Knowing Her 2 6
Somewhere Under the Rainbow 2 7
Portrait of Maddie 2 8
Atlas Belched 2 9
Twas the Episode Before Christmas 2 10
The Bride of Tupperman 2 11
North by North DiPesto 2 12
In God We Strongly Suspect 2 13
Every Daughter's Father Is a Virgin 2 14
Witness for the Execution 2 15
Sleep Talkin' Guy 2 16
Funeral for a Door Nail 2 17
Camille 2 18
The Son Also Rises 3 1
The Man Who Cried Wife 3 2
Symphony in Knocked Flat 3 3
Yours, Very Deadly 3 4
All Creatures Great... and Not So Great 3 5
Big Man on Mulberry Street 3 6
Atomic Shakespeare 3 7
It's a Wonderful Job 3 8
The Straight Poop 3 9
Title Season Episode
Poltergeist III 3 10
Blonde on Blonde 3 11
Sam & Dave 3 12
Maddie's Turn to Cry 3 13
I Am Curious... Maddie 3 14
To Heiress Human 3 15
A Trip to the Moon 4 1
Come Back Little Shiksa 4 2
Take a Left at the Altar 4 3
Tale in Two Cities 4 4
Cool Hand Dave: Part 1 4 5
Cool Hand Dave: Part 2 4 6
Father Knows Last 4 7
Los Dos Dipestos 4 8
Fetal Attraction 4 9
Tracks of My Tears 4 10
Eek! A Spouse! 4 11
Maddie Hayes Got Married 4 12
Here's Living with You, Kid 4 13
And the Flesh Was Made Word 4 14
A Womb with a View 5 1
Between a Yuk and a Hard Place 5 2
The Color of Maddie 5 3
Plastic Fantastic Lovers 5 4
Shirts and Skins 5 5
Take My Wife, for Example 5 6
I See England, I See France, I See Maddie's Netherworld 5 7
Those Lips, Those Lies 5 8
Perfetc 5 9
When Girls Collide 5 10
In 'N Outlaws 5 11
Eine Kleine Nacht Murder 5 12
Lunar Eclipse 5 13
You're kidding. I thought the big fight would take care of that.
"You're kidding. I thought the big fight would take care of that."
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Okay, hold everything. This isn't exactly kosher.
"Okay, hold everything. This isn't exactly kosher."
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Right.
"Right."
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A client?
"A client?"
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-I'm Madelyn Hayes. -Yes. I recognize you.
"-I'm Madelyn Hayes. -Yes. I recognize you."
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Hire a detective agency.
"Hire a detective agency."
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...threw acid in my face.
"...threw acid in my face."
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-But what he did-- -I'll pay you $5000...
"-But what he did-- -I'll pay you $5000..."
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Please, and be discreet. My husband is with me.
"Please, and be discreet. My husband is with me."
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...back in touch with the man who ruined her life and marriage.
"...back in touch with the man who ruined her life and marriage."
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-You're not going. -My conscience calls.
"-You're not going. -My conscience calls."
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Lady, you're the boss.
"Lady, you're the boss."
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...has breakfast and confesses the whole thing.
"...has breakfast and confesses the whole thing."
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...he snuck into my room.
"...he snuck into my room."
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But at the same time, I was furious with him.
"But at the same time, I was furious with him."
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-What is this, some kind of joke? -I find it difficult to believe myself...
"-What is this, some kind of joke? -I find it difficult to believe myself..."
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Yeah, well...
"Yeah, well..."
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-A penny for your thoughts? -Only a penny?
"-A penny for your thoughts? -Only a penny?"
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Magazine cover.
"Magazine cover."
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W-E. W-E.
"W-E. W-E."
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All it has to have is a headline and a picture.
"All it has to have is a headline and a picture."
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What--? She lied to us. She said she loved him.
"What--? She lied to us. She said she loved him."
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-She lied to us so she could find him. -Let's get back--
"-She lied to us so she could find him. -Let's get back--"
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Benjamin, what do they want?
"Benjamin, what do they want?"
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...of wanting to see him?
"...of wanting to see him?"
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You said you loved him and wanted to marry him, and then you killed him.
"You said you loved him and wanted to marry him, and then you killed him."
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Enough.
"Enough."
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But we did it great. Maybe there's a market for that.
"But we did it great. Maybe there's a market for that."
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That's easy. We've certainly thrown the fear of God into her, haven't we?
"That's easy. We've certainly thrown the fear of God into her, haven't we?"
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There's an extra 50 for you if you keep that cab in sight.
"There's an extra 50 for you if you keep that cab in sight."
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All right. We'll see if we can find her car.
"All right. We'll see if we can find her car."
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A case we can solve. A fee we can earn.
"A case we can solve. A fee we can earn."
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I wanna know what we--
"I wanna know what we--"
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I figured we watch Barbara Wylie get undressed.
"I figured we watch Barbara Wylie get undressed."
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It's here, it's free.
"It's here, it's free."
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...and holler when you see the lights on.
"...and holler when you see the lights on."
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The earth is round...
"The earth is round..."
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No, not really. Just forget I said it.
"No, not really. Just forget I said it."
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You really don't wanna be partners with me, do you?
"You really don't wanna be partners with me, do you?"
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I'm your lifeline. Without me--
"I'm your lifeline. Without me--"
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Without you, I wouldn't be involved in this stupid case.
"Without you, I wouldn't be involved in this stupid case."
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No, you don't.
"No, you don't."
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I like your hair a lot better this way.
"I like your hair a lot better this way."
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-What are you doing here? -Me? What are you doing here?
"-What are you doing here? -Me? What are you doing here?"
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One...
"One..."
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So you could be accused of the murder of Frank Harbert.
"So you could be accused of the murder of Frank Harbert."
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I'm sorry, sir.
"I'm sorry, sir."
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...take a letter.
"...take a letter."
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I do the punch line, you tell me the joke, okay?
"I do the punch line, you tell me the joke, okay?"
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All right?
"All right?"
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Okay. So the salesman wakes up...
"Okay. So the salesman wakes up..."
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...big smile on his face, goes downstairs...
"...big smile on his face, goes downstairs..."
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And a farmer turns to him and says:
"And a farmer turns to him and says:"
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"But I don't have a daughter."
""But I don't have a daughter.""
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-What's the why? ~The why?
"-What's the why? ~The why?"
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What's the why? What why?
"What's the why? What why?"
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Why is Barbara Wylie desperate to get in touch with a man...
"Why is Barbara Wylie desperate to get in touch with a man..."
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-...who gave her so much pain? -You heard her. It's love.
"-...who gave her so much pain? -You heard her. It's love."
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I know that.
"I know that."
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I've had a Frank Harbert or two in my life.
"I've had a Frank Harbert or two in my life."
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My first week of college there was this guy. He was an upperclassman.
"My first week of college there was this guy. He was an upperclassman."
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-Heartbeat city? -Yeah, for him anyway.
"-Heartbeat city? -Yeah, for him anyway."
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We only went out a couple of times. I don't know, he was okay. Just okay.
"We only went out a couple of times. I don't know, he was okay. Just okay."
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-So I said-- -Let's be friends.
"-So I said-- -Let's be friends."
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You didn't say that, did you? That's the worst.
"You didn't say that, did you? That's the worst."
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That's female for, "No kissy, touchy, or horizont-y." Tell me you didn't say that.
"That's female for, "No kissy, touchy, or horizont-y." Tell me you didn't say that."
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-I didn't say that. -Liar.
"-I didn't say that. -Liar."
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-No horizont-y? -So, what happened?
"-No horizont-y? -So, what happened?"
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He started leaving notes in my mailbox.
"He started leaving notes in my mailbox."
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-Songs, poems-- -No flowers?
"-Songs, poems-- -No flowers?"
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A single perfect red rose--
"A single perfect red rose--"
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-Cheap. -Every day.
"-Cheap. -Every day."
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-No imagination. -Too much imagination.
"-No imagination. -Too much imagination."
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He was racked with love, pining away.
"He was racked with love, pining away."
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It's scary being the object of so much desire.
"It's scary being the object of so much desire."
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He didn't even know me, but he swore he loved me.
"He didn't even know me, but he swore he loved me."
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One night when I was out...
"One night when I was out..."
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I don't know what he was doing there.
"I don't know what he was doing there."
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One of the security people found him. He didn't take anything.
"One of the security people found him. He didn't take anything."
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But I was so ashamed for him.
"But I was so ashamed for him."
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Now the whole world knew.
"Now the whole world knew."
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I'd been very honest. I told him how it was.
"I'd been very honest. I told him how it was."
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But he took away my "no."
"But he took away my "no.""
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The man who took away Barbara Wylie's face took away her "no" too.
"The man who took away Barbara Wylie's face took away her "no" too."
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If you don't wanna do this, we really don't have to--
"If you don't wanna do this, we really don't have to--"
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You kidding? I love driving through Mars. Besides, there's no one...
"You kidding? I love driving through Mars. Besides, there's no one..."
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-...I'd rather see die of thirst than you. -I'm so touched.
"-...I'd rather see die of thirst than you. -I'm so touched."
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You sure this is the place?
"You sure this is the place?"
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This is the parole board's last known address.
"This is the parole board's last known address."
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Maybe he found God in prison.
"Maybe he found God in prison."
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So that's where the old boy has been hiding.
"So that's where the old boy has been hiding."
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He's not gonna get into any trouble around here.
"He's not gonna get into any trouble around here."
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Now, that's where you're wrong.
"Now, that's where you're wrong."
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My tummy tells me this is a pretty radical party town.
"My tummy tells me this is a pretty radical party town."
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-We're looking for Mr. Frank Harbert. -Who?
"-We're looking for Mr. Frank Harbert. -Who?"
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Thank you.
"Thank you."
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And the original structure composed of thousands of handmade adobe bricks...
"And the original structure composed of thousands of handmade adobe bricks..."
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...look two years to complete.
"...look two years to complete."
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The cross you see behind you on the wall measures 8 feet.
"The cross you see behind you on the wall measures 8 feet."
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Legend has it that the cross is constructed of wood...
"Legend has it that the cross is constructed of wood..."
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...taken from the flagship of the Spanish conquistador, Cortés.
"...taken from the flagship of the Spanish conquistador, Cortés."
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Cortés defeated the Aztecs...
"Cortés defeated the Aztecs..."
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...and brought Catholicism to the New World over three centuries ago.
"...and brought Catholicism to the New World over three centuries ago."
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In 1906, a terrible earthquake destroyed the entire mission.
"In 1906, a terrible earthquake destroyed the entire mission."
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It is being restored as I speak to you...
"It is being restored as I speak to you..."
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...and any donations for that restoration will be greatly appreciated.
"...and any donations for that restoration will be greatly appreciated."
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Please feel free to roam the grounds...
"Please feel free to roam the grounds..."
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...and feel free to ask me any questions that may occur.
"...and feel free to ask me any questions that may occur."
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Two bucks for that?
"Two bucks for that?"
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You Frank Harbert?
"You Frank Harbert?"
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You said feel free to ask any questions.
"You said feel free to ask any questions."
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Who's asking?
"Who's asking?"
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-She's not dead or anything, is she? -How much would that matter to you?
"-She's not dead or anything, is she? -How much would that matter to you?"
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I took this.
"I took this."
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-I bought that ribbon for her hair. -She was very pretty.
"-I bought that ribbon for her hair. -She was very pretty."
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Yeah, she was.
"Yeah, she was."
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Anyway, I'm glad she's not dead.
"Anyway, I'm glad she's not dead."
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-She wants to see you again. -What?
"-She wants to see you again. -What?"
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-She's married, wrong? -She said she'd be willing to undo that.
"-She's married, wrong? -She said she'd be willing to undo that."
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...but Barbara Wylie walked in our office this morning...
"...but Barbara Wylie walked in our office this morning..."
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