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Clips from Community - VCR Maintenance and Educational Publishing (S05E05)

Short Films 2009 Season 5, Episode 9 28 min 530 clips

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Title Season Episode
Pilot 1 1
Spanish 101 1 2
Introduction to Film 1 3
Social Psychology 1 4
Advanced Criminal Law 1 5
Football, Feminism and You 1 6
Introduction to Statistics 1 7
Home Economics 1 8
Debate 109 1 9
Environmental Science 1 10
The Politics of Human Sexuality 1 11
Comparative Religion 1 12
Investigative Journalism 1 13
Interpretive Dance 1 14
Romantic Expressionism 1 15
Communication Studies 1 16
Physical Education 1 17
Basic Genealogy 1 18
Beginner Pottery 1 19
The Science of Illusion 1 20
Contemporary American Poultry 1 21
The Art of Discourse 1 22
Modern Warfare 1 23
English as a Second Language 1 24
Pascal's Triangle Revisited 1 25
Anthropology 101 2 1
Accounting for Lawyers 2 2
The Psychology of Letting Go 2 3
Basic Rocket Science 2 4
Messianic Myths and Ancient Peoples 2 5
Epidemiology 2 6
Aerodynamics of Gender 2 7
Cooperative Calligraphy 2 8
Conspiracy Theories and Interior Design 2 9
Mixology Certification 2 10
Abed's Uncontrollable Christmas 2 11
Asian Population Studies 2 12
Celebrity Pharmacology 2 13
Advanced Dungeons & Dragons 2 14
Early 21st Century Romanticism 2 15
Intermediate Documentary Filmmaking 2 16
Intro to Political Science 2 17
Custody Law and Eastern European Diplomacy 2 18
Critical Film Studies 2 19
Competitive Wine Tasting 2 20
Paradigms of Human Memory 2 21
Applied Anthropology and Culinary Arts 2 22
A Fistful of Paintballs (1) 2 23
For a Few Paintballs More 2 24
Biology 101 3 1
Geography of Global Conflict 3 2
Competitive Ecology 3 3
Remedial Chaos Theory 3 4
Horror Fiction in Seven Spooky Steps 3 5
Advanced Gay 3 6
Title Season Episode
Studies In Modern Movement 3 7
Documentary Filmmaking: Redux 3 8
Foosball and Nocturnal Vigilantism 3 9
Regional Holiday Music 3 10
Urban Matrimony and the Sandwich Arts 3 11
Contemporary Impressionists 3 12
Digital Exploration Of Interior Design (1) 3 13
Pillows and Blankets (2) 3 14
Origins of Vampire Mythology 3 15
Virtual Systems Analysis 3 16
Basic Lupine Urology 3 17
Course Listing Unavailable 3 18
Curriculum Unavailable 3 19
Digital Estate Planning 3 20
The First Chang Dynasty 3 21
Introduction To Finality 3 22
History 101 4 1
Paranormal Parentage 4 2
Conventions of Space and Time 4 3
Alternative History of the German Invasion 4 4
Cooperative Escapism In Familial Relations 4 5
Advanced Documentary Filmmaking 4 6
Economics of Marine Biology 4 7
Herstory of Dance 4 8
Intro To Felt Surrogacy 4 9
Intro To Knots 4 10
Basic Human Anatomy 4 11
Heroic Origins 4 12
Advanced Introduction to Finality 4 13
Repilot 5 1
Introduction to Teaching 5 2
Basic Intergluteal Numismatics 5 3
Cooperative Polygraphy 5 4
Geothermal Escapism 5 5
Analysis of Cork-Based Networking 5 6
Bondage and Beta Male Sexuality 5 7
App Development and Condiments 5 8
VCR Maintenance and Educational Publishing 5 9
Advanced Advanced Dungeons & Dragons 5 10
G.I. Jeff 5 11
Basic Story 5 12
Basic Sandwich 5 13
Ladders 6 1
Lawnmower Maintenance and Postnatal Care 6 2
Basic Crisis Room Decorum 6 3
Queer Studies & Advanced Waxing 6 4
Laws of Robotics & Party Rights 6 5
Basic Email Security 6 6
Advanced Safety Features 6 7
Intro to Recycled Cinema 6 8
Grifting 101 6 9
Basic RV Repair and Palmistry 6 10
Modern Espionage 6 11
Wedding Videography 6 12
Emotional Consequences of Broadcast Television 6 13
- I'll do it. - Really?
Look what Rachel got me: Pile of Bullets.
- You can go. - Okay.
- Aww! - Anniversary?
we can communicate with our eyebrows,
Nice try.
♪ I can't count the reasons I should stay ♪
- I need a soda. - Oh, okay.
- How about Rachel? - Is that a joke?
Is the air working in here?
Nothin'.
- We have to tell the Dean. - Hold on.
about a pile of missing books
I bet that's why Abed is like a brother to me.
I don't know.
You're lucky.
- Half is fair. - Not really.
Okay, good luck. You wanna re-blindfold me?
I know that because it smells like weed.
- That's not fair. - Damn right.
♪ Don't Chang... ♪
I didn't see anything. I did not see anything!
I'm sure we'll figure it out.
Now when you hear the word "draw,"
Rattler!
Bang! 5!
- Bang? - Yee-haw!
- Okay, I'll allow it. - No, it's okay.
I'm sorry, Rachel, is this your home?
Stolen textbooks are the best kind.
so I could come kiss them.
That's all, thank you.
What do you mean "everybody"?
It's too far, it's too...
Look, you guys can split the money.
Right, Hickey?
- Draw! - Bang!
Looks like modern times...
have come after all.
that should make anybody want to live here.
and I do not like that side of VCR technology.
He wants to see a sample, set a price,
Oh, man, that is rich.
- I'll go with her. - Oh, yeah. Good plan.
so Chang could get in here.
I didn't know if I could trust you anymore!
Listen.
I wanted you to move in because I thought
that haven't eventually kicked me out,
and we'll probably be okay.
Yeah, it sure did.
- Thousand? - Dollars.
- $20,000? - 20 non-thousand dollars.
Ah! Well, that would be a problem.
You know, "Class, turn to page..."
Or at least someone crazier than us.
No, we didn't.
Can we just get this meeting over with?
- Pile of Bullets? - Yeah.
But I work here.
That ship is sinkin'.
It's settled.
Onto chores.
We need some able bodies to clear out a space
in the east hall's storage room.
- I'll do it too. - Yeah, me too.
Okay, that concludes this meeting.
- Oh! - Aw, man!
Graham cracker! You didn't know.
Hey, it's the "aww couple."
Aww.
I found it at goodwill.
- Happy anniversary. - Anniversary?
I guess I should learn your name, young lady.
Rachel. Nice to meet you, Rachel.
Damn it. I'm changing that.
- I changed it. - To what?
I can't afford to take her anywhere.
Well, my brother's in town for the week,
and I'm broke too,
so I was gonna make him dinner tonight.
- What are you making? - Salmon.
Buttered noodles.
Buttered noodles are my favorite.
- Hmm. - Ah!
Quick announcement for two of Greendale's finest.
Payday is postponed until next week. So this...
♪ Well, I'm a peanut bar ♪
♪ Your checks will arrive on another day ♪
♪ Criminals, Wall Street, taking the pie ♪
♪ Barack Obama is scared of me ♪
♪ 'Cause I don't swallow knowledge ♪
♪ And I spit it for free ♪
♪ Let me clear my throat, ah-ha, ah-ha... ♪