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Clips from Community - For a Few Paintballs More (S02E02)

"City College."
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"Now your whole evil plan is clear as day."
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"But if you need to explain it to your men, I understand."
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"Who hurt you, Steven? How could any dean be so mean?"
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"to form a faceless regime, how are we better?"
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"You're the worst. Okay, she is just saying that to fit in."
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"I agree to disagree."
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"Their goal was to make us trash the school."
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"Star-Burns, I need that vest. Pfft. Oh, yeah, right."
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"I don't step up to being leader."
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"If you get paint on you, you're out. I'm glad to see there's paperwork,"
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"One, two..."
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"Come on, admit it, you like it."
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"There's not enough immaturity in your life."
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"where one of us will pull the fire alarm, activating the sprinklers,"
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"Troy, your plan will lure people off the ice cream truck,"
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"Hey!"
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"Good for you."
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"- Go, go, go. - Lock the doors. Seal the room."
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"That gun's too powerful. I'm scared."
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"they can kill most of us, but as long as nobody gives up,"
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"somebody will make it through. Understand?"
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"- Keep them pinned down. - It won't be long now."
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"Leonard, we're losing. Britta, I've been in a few real wars,"
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"Hey, kid. Someone's gotta make it out of here alive."
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"Take him."
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"Britta? Britta?"
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"Aw. I'm eliminated."
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"Kill him."
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"Unh... It's my heart."
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"Hoo."
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"- All right, we did it. - Yeah, way to go."
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"- That's low. - Oh, man."
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"Human Beings! Human Beings!"
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"Human Beings! Human Beings!"
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"- Okay. - It's nice."
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"Risky. Sequels are almost always disappointing."
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"No, he's just acting out. I've seen this behavior before."
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"Don't shoot, red-haired guy."
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"Why not? Something's not right about the game."
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"We just took out a professional paintball assassin."
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"A professional?"
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"Aah! That doesn't make sense."
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"Why would someone who gets paid to do things be at Greendale?"
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"No, I'm the dean!"
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"- Man's down. - Copy that."
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"Hi, Pistol Patty. Did they take you hostage?"
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"Dean Spreck?"
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"Hello, Craig."
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"Now I understand everything."
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"It's simple, Craig. I pose as a fake ice cream company,"
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"sponsor your end-of-the-year picnic"
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"and waved enough money under your students' noses"
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"to provoke them to destroy their own campus."
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"Oh, you haven't seen how mean this dean can be-ean."
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"- There's one. - Go!"
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"- After them. - Go, go, go!"
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"Wait, did you say "bean"?"
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"Guys. Guys! City College is trying to destroy Greendale."
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"They're an unstoppable juggle knob. "Juggernaut.""
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"Juggernaut. Which means, if we're gonna fight them,"
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"we have to form a school-wide alliance of rebels."
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"It seems we've left the Western motif and are entering a Star Wars scenario."
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"- Aw. - I wish it happened sooner too."
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"If we surrender our individuality"
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"The floor recognizes Magnitude."
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"First off: Pop, pop!"
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"I love it. Second, Magnitude's a one-man party."
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"A one-man party can't be in an alliance. That's a paradox."
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"Paradox, we're on the same side. Hasn't the other side already won?"
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"We trashed it. We still might hit them where it hurts."
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"Their balls? No."
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"Just below their balls? Their wallet, Leonard."
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"I think it's called a "taint.""
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"Why do you think they sent in a ringer to win?"
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"It must be because we're entitled to the prize they promised,"
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"a hundred G's."
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"Ooh, I could use that money."
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"This is why we have to agree, right now,"
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"that whoever wins, we give the money to Greendale."
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"No! What?!"
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"To repair the damage and save our school. Abed, tell them."
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"Whatever. I ain't in it for your revolution. I'm in it for me."
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"Wait, Abed, this was your idea."
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"But I'm calling dibs on the Han Solo role before Jeff slouches into it."
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"Give me the vest, laser breath, before our conversation gets nasty."
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"Question. How long is the game gonna last? Andre's home with the baby..."
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"Shirley, forget your newborn child and think about the people that need you."
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"I can't afford to lose a single soldier. What?"
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"Oh, now you're the leader? I don't see you stepping up."
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"I reluctantly accept it when it's thrust upon me."
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"- Oh, Jeff. - You know, you're an idiot."
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"Oh, my God. What is that?"
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"Magnitude. Pop..."
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"Po... P... "Pop?" Pop what? Pop what?"
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"What is he trying to say? Pop what, Magnitude?!"
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"You sons of bitches."
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"Can you hear me? Who is this?"
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"Oh, that's Jeff Winger. You are in trouble now."
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"Jeffrey, it's your friend, the dean. I'm safe."
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"Sit down."
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"I can hear you, Mr. Winger."
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"This is City College's Dean Spreck."
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"Hey, Spreck, you cheat."
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"You can't spray people with paint by remote."
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"And you can't have City College students in a Greendale game."
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"My men have been registered at Greendale for weeks."
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"with my fake ice-cream company."
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"because we are going to win, and you are gonna pay."
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"Yay! Go, Jeff Winger's study group."
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"Those guys are ballers, yo."
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"I hope you like getting balled."
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"Sir, this guy tried to charge us three paintballs to use the bathroom."
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"We were gonna shoot him, but tell him what you told us."
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"Don't shoot me. Great. Now shoot him."
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"Sure, shoot me."
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"You'd certainly be doing Jeff Winger a big favor."
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"Greendale Human Beings, it is now clear"
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"that we have no choice but to team up and defeat City College."
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"I also have no choice but to accept the role thrust upon me."
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