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Clips from Community - Physical Education (S01E01)

Short Films 2009 Season 1, Episode 17 28 min 425 clips
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Episodes from this show

Title Season Episode
Pilot 1 1
Spanish 101 1 2
Introduction to Film 1 3
Social Psychology 1 4
Advanced Criminal Law 1 5
Football, Feminism and You 1 6
Introduction to Statistics 1 7
Home Economics 1 8
Debate 109 1 9
Environmental Science 1 10
The Politics of Human Sexuality 1 11
Comparative Religion 1 12
Investigative Journalism 1 13
Interpretive Dance 1 14
Romantic Expressionism 1 15
Communication Studies 1 16
Physical Education 1 17
Basic Genealogy 1 18
Beginner Pottery 1 19
The Science of Illusion 1 20
Contemporary American Poultry 1 21
The Art of Discourse 1 22
Modern Warfare 1 23
English as a Second Language 1 24
Pascal's Triangle Revisited 1 25
Anthropology 101 2 1
Accounting for Lawyers 2 2
The Psychology of Letting Go 2 3
Basic Rocket Science 2 4
Messianic Myths and Ancient Peoples 2 5
Epidemiology 2 6
Aerodynamics of Gender 2 7
Cooperative Calligraphy 2 8
Conspiracy Theories and Interior Design 2 9
Mixology Certification 2 10
Abed's Uncontrollable Christmas 2 11
Asian Population Studies 2 12
Celebrity Pharmacology 2 13
Advanced Dungeons & Dragons 2 14
Early 21st Century Romanticism 2 15
Intermediate Documentary Filmmaking 2 16
Intro to Political Science 2 17
Custody Law and Eastern European Diplomacy 2 18
Critical Film Studies 2 19
Competitive Wine Tasting 2 20
Paradigms of Human Memory 2 21
Applied Anthropology and Culinary Arts 2 22
A Fistful of Paintballs (1) 2 23
For a Few Paintballs More 2 24
Biology 101 3 1
Geography of Global Conflict 3 2
Competitive Ecology 3 3
Remedial Chaos Theory 3 4
Horror Fiction in Seven Spooky Steps 3 5
Advanced Gay 3 6
Title Season Episode
Studies In Modern Movement 3 7
Documentary Filmmaking: Redux 3 8
Foosball and Nocturnal Vigilantism 3 9
Regional Holiday Music 3 10
Urban Matrimony and the Sandwich Arts 3 11
Contemporary Impressionists 3 12
Digital Exploration Of Interior Design (1) 3 13
Pillows and Blankets (2) 3 14
Origins of Vampire Mythology 3 15
Virtual Systems Analysis 3 16
Basic Lupine Urology 3 17
Course Listing Unavailable 3 18
Curriculum Unavailable 3 19
Digital Estate Planning 3 20
The First Chang Dynasty 3 21
Introduction To Finality 3 22
History 101 4 1
Paranormal Parentage 4 2
Conventions of Space and Time 4 3
Alternative History of the German Invasion 4 4
Cooperative Escapism In Familial Relations 4 5
Advanced Documentary Filmmaking 4 6
Economics of Marine Biology 4 7
Herstory of Dance 4 8
Intro To Felt Surrogacy 4 9
Intro To Knots 4 10
Basic Human Anatomy 4 11
Heroic Origins 4 12
Advanced Introduction to Finality 4 13
Repilot 5 1
Introduction to Teaching 5 2
Basic Intergluteal Numismatics 5 3
Cooperative Polygraphy 5 4
Geothermal Escapism 5 5
Analysis of Cork-Based Networking 5 6
Bondage and Beta Male Sexuality 5 7
App Development and Condiments 5 8
VCR Maintenance and Educational Publishing 5 9
Advanced Advanced Dungeons & Dragons 5 10
G.I. Jeff 5 11
Basic Story 5 12
Basic Sandwich 5 13
Ladders 6 1
Lawnmower Maintenance and Postnatal Care 6 2
Basic Crisis Room Decorum 6 3
Queer Studies & Advanced Waxing 6 4
Laws of Robotics & Party Rights 6 5
Basic Email Security 6 6
Advanced Safety Features 6 7
Intro to Recycled Cinema 6 8
Grifting 101 6 9
Basic RV Repair and Palmistry 6 10
Modern Espionage 6 11
Wedding Videography 6 12
Emotional Consequences of Broadcast Television 6 13
I say it the same as you.
"I say it the same as you."
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I didn't draw that.
"I didn't draw that."
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Adios. Heh.
"Adios. Heh."
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i>- Adios. Adios.
"i>- Adios. Adios."
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Cool.
"Cool."
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Might as well be gravy jones.
"Might as well be gravy jones."
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It will?
"It will?"
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You know, transform me from zero to hero, geek to chic.
"You know, transform me from zero to hero, geek to chic."
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i>- Can't buy me love was the remake for white audiences.
"i>- Can't buy me love was the remake for white audiences."
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To know that abed only needs to be himself.
"To know that abed only needs to be himself."
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I know all about your gambling.
"I know all about your gambling."
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My sources tell me that jenny adams...
"My sources tell me that jenny adams..."
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Cool.
"Cool."
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A lifetime of observation, mostly.
"A lifetime of observation, mostly."
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That might go over there?
"That might go over there?"
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Okay.
"Okay."
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All right, if this is gonna turn ugly, I can't be here-- I'm a two-striker.
"All right, if this is gonna turn ugly, I can't be here-- I'm a two-striker."
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No, pierce, please.
"No, pierce, please."
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- If you play in this class, it's regulation. - Regulation pool or regulation you?
"- If you play in this class, it's regulation. - Regulation pool or regulation you?"
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And, by the way, I could kick your ass...
"And, by the way, I could kick your ass..."
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You play me in shorts!
"You play me in shorts!"
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- Then I'm going after her. - Oh! Pierce.
"- Then I'm going after her. - Oh! Pierce."
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Good grief!
"Good grief!"
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One way or the other,
"One way or the other,"
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All right, annie, you sit here, okay?
"All right, annie, you sit here, okay?"
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Okay.
"Okay."
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i>- Pride and prejudice.
"i>- Pride and prejudice."
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Didn't you?
"Didn't you?"
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I liked it.
"I liked it."
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Leave each other alone!
"Leave each other alone!"
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Look, I don't want any part of this.
"Look, I don't want any part of this."
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Huh?
"Huh?"
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It's a white abed.
"It's a white abed."
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I mean, do hipsters walk around... Wearing $300 jeans from Italy?
"I mean, do hipsters walk around... Wearing $300 jeans from Italy?"
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So when jenny went off with white abed,
"So when jenny went off with white abed,"
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They get frustrated and stop talking to me,
"They get frustrated and stop talking to me,"
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And then shove me into a clothes dryer.
"And then shove me into a clothes dryer."
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Changing for other people isn't such a big deal.
"Changing for other people isn't such a big deal."
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Or number two?
"Or number two?"
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"baggel."
""baggel.""
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She said "baggel."
"She said "baggel.""
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Hey, let's play some pool.
"Hey, let's play some pool."
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Burn.
"Burn."
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I'll break.
"I'll break."
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I don't know.
"I don't know."
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Yeah, let me just clean...
"Yeah, let me just clean..."
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You're wrong, man.
"You're wrong, man."
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Soon, soon.
"Soon, soon."
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Tres.
"Tres."
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One of us is about to win this game.
"One of us is about to win this game."
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Good morning, everybody.
"Good morning, everybody."
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- Hey. - Hi, jeff.
"- Hey. - Hi, jeff."
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- I brought bagels. - Oh, I'd love a bagel.
"- I brought bagels. - Oh, I'd love a bagel."
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Be a perfect beginning... For my first day of billiards class.
"Be a perfect beginning... For my first day of billiards class."
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Oh, did you pick a special outfit... So you can look sexy shooting pool?
"Oh, did you pick a special outfit... So you can look sexy shooting pool?"
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Shirley, I have no idea what you are talkin' about.
"Shirley, I have no idea what you are talkin' about."
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- Oh! - 13.
"- Oh! - 13."
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- Ah, great, so much for "baggels." - So much for what?
"- Ah, great, so much for "baggels." - So much for what?"
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The baggels. You dropped them on the floor.
"The baggels. You dropped them on the floor."
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I lived in new york, troy. I know what a baggel is.
"I lived in new york, troy. I know what a baggel is."
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What the hell is wrong with you?
"What the hell is wrong with you?"
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What?
"What?"
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You say bagel wrong.
"You say bagel wrong."
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Say it again.
"Say it again."
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Baggel.
"Baggel."
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Look, can we just keep studying?
"Look, can we just keep studying?"
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- We're on page 258. - What "padge" was that?
"- We're on page 258. - What "padge" was that?"
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- Two "five -ty" eight.
"- Two "five -ty" eight."
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Check this out.
"Check this out."
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Oh, it's a drawing of abed with...
"Oh, it's a drawing of abed with..."
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Hearts all around it.
"Hearts all around it."
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Strictly speaking, troy,
"Strictly speaking, troy,"
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The bible condemns this level of friendship.
"The bible condemns this level of friendship."
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I bought that book used.
"I bought that book used."
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It must have been whoever had it last.
"It must have been whoever had it last."
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Obviously, it's a girl who has a crush on abed.
"Obviously, it's a girl who has a crush on abed."
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this is so romantic.
"this is so romantic."
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It's just like the notebook, accept, instead of alzheimer's,
"It's just like the notebook, accept, instead of alzheimer's,"
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- Abed has-- - ahem!
"- Abed has-- - ahem!"
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Someone who likes him.
"Someone who likes him."
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Well, whoever she is, she's fat.
"Well, whoever she is, she's fat."
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These thick pencil lines are drawn with a heavy hand.
"These thick pencil lines are drawn with a heavy hand."
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We gotta find this person for abed.
"We gotta find this person for abed."
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Unless it's a boy- -then we have to find him for jesus.
"Unless it's a boy- -then we have to find him for jesus."
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But, either way, this is going to be fun.
"But, either way, this is going to be fun."
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Adios. Adios.
"Adios. Adios."
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Guys! Class is over. I'm trying to get you to leave.
"Guys! Class is over. I'm trying to get you to leave."
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- Oh...Cool. Pick that up.
"- Oh...Cool. Pick that up."
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Senor chang?
"Senor chang?"
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We're trying to figure out whose spanish book this was...
"We're trying to figure out whose spanish book this was..."
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Before troy's.
"Before troy's."
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Jenny adams.
"Jenny adams."
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Oh.
"Oh."
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Oh, come on.
"Oh, come on."
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If all chinese were psychic, you would have started...
"If all chinese were psychic, you would have started..."
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Using birth control centuries ago.
"Using birth control centuries ago."
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Her name's in the front of the book, morons.
"Her name's in the front of the book, morons."
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Yay! He's right.
"Yay! He's right."
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Them, I understand, but how did you not think of that?
"Them, I understand, but how did you not think of that?"
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I may have been thrown off...
"I may have been thrown off..."
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By britta's pronunciation of the word "bagel."
"By britta's pronunciation of the word "bagel.""
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- How do you pronounce bagel? - I don't.
"- How do you pronounce bagel? - I don't."
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- Come on. - Baggel.
"- Come on. - Baggel."
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Ugh! You're the worst.
"Ugh! You're the worst."
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So...
"So..."
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We have a name.
"We have a name."
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Jenny adams.
"Jenny adams."
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See? It's a fat girl's name.
"See? It's a fat girl's name."
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Pierce, it doesn't matter what she looks like.
"Pierce, it doesn't matter what she looks like."
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This will be great for abed.
"This will be great for abed."
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- I wasn't planning on it. - What?
"- I wasn't planning on it. - What?"
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Guys, come on. You heard abed.
"Guys, come on. You heard abed."
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He's not interested. Drop it.
"He's not interested. Drop it."
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And, abed, you need to get with this girl immediately,
"And, abed, you need to get with this girl immediately,"
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- If not sooner. - Yeah?
"- If not sooner. - Yeah?"
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Abed, for guys like you,
"Abed, for guys like you,"
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This kind of opportunity only comes around...
"This kind of opportunity only comes around..."
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Once in a li--
"Once in a li--"
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While.
"While."
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It's important to date in college, abed.
"It's important to date in college, abed."
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