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Clips from Community - Interpretive Dance (S01E01)

Short Films 2009 Season 1, Episode 14 28 min 486 clips

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Pilot 1 1
Spanish 101 1 2
Introduction to Film 1 3
Social Psychology 1 4
Advanced Criminal Law 1 5
Football, Feminism and You 1 6
Introduction to Statistics 1 7
Home Economics 1 8
Debate 109 1 9
Environmental Science 1 10
The Politics of Human Sexuality 1 11
Comparative Religion 1 12
Investigative Journalism 1 13
Interpretive Dance 1 14
Romantic Expressionism 1 15
Communication Studies 1 16
Physical Education 1 17
Basic Genealogy 1 18
Beginner Pottery 1 19
The Science of Illusion 1 20
Contemporary American Poultry 1 21
The Art of Discourse 1 22
Modern Warfare 1 23
English as a Second Language 1 24
Pascal's Triangle Revisited 1 25
Anthropology 101 2 1
Accounting for Lawyers 2 2
The Psychology of Letting Go 2 3
Basic Rocket Science 2 4
Messianic Myths and Ancient Peoples 2 5
Epidemiology 2 6
Aerodynamics of Gender 2 7
Cooperative Calligraphy 2 8
Conspiracy Theories and Interior Design 2 9
Mixology Certification 2 10
Abed's Uncontrollable Christmas 2 11
Asian Population Studies 2 12
Celebrity Pharmacology 2 13
Advanced Dungeons & Dragons 2 14
Early 21st Century Romanticism 2 15
Intermediate Documentary Filmmaking 2 16
Intro to Political Science 2 17
Custody Law and Eastern European Diplomacy 2 18
Critical Film Studies 2 19
Competitive Wine Tasting 2 20
Paradigms of Human Memory 2 21
Applied Anthropology and Culinary Arts 2 22
A Fistful of Paintballs (1) 2 23
For a Few Paintballs More 2 24
Biology 101 3 1
Geography of Global Conflict 3 2
Competitive Ecology 3 3
Remedial Chaos Theory 3 4
Horror Fiction in Seven Spooky Steps 3 5
Advanced Gay 3 6
Title Season Episode
Studies In Modern Movement 3 7
Documentary Filmmaking: Redux 3 8
Foosball and Nocturnal Vigilantism 3 9
Regional Holiday Music 3 10
Urban Matrimony and the Sandwich Arts 3 11
Contemporary Impressionists 3 12
Digital Exploration Of Interior Design (1) 3 13
Pillows and Blankets (2) 3 14
Origins of Vampire Mythology 3 15
Virtual Systems Analysis 3 16
Basic Lupine Urology 3 17
Course Listing Unavailable 3 18
Curriculum Unavailable 3 19
Digital Estate Planning 3 20
The First Chang Dynasty 3 21
Introduction To Finality 3 22
History 101 4 1
Paranormal Parentage 4 2
Conventions of Space and Time 4 3
Alternative History of the German Invasion 4 4
Cooperative Escapism In Familial Relations 4 5
Advanced Documentary Filmmaking 4 6
Economics of Marine Biology 4 7
Herstory of Dance 4 8
Intro To Felt Surrogacy 4 9
Intro To Knots 4 10
Basic Human Anatomy 4 11
Heroic Origins 4 12
Advanced Introduction to Finality 4 13
Repilot 5 1
Introduction to Teaching 5 2
Basic Intergluteal Numismatics 5 3
Cooperative Polygraphy 5 4
Geothermal Escapism 5 5
Analysis of Cork-Based Networking 5 6
Bondage and Beta Male Sexuality 5 7
App Development and Condiments 5 8
VCR Maintenance and Educational Publishing 5 9
Advanced Advanced Dungeons & Dragons 5 10
G.I. Jeff 5 11
Basic Story 5 12
Basic Sandwich 5 13
Ladders 6 1
Lawnmower Maintenance and Postnatal Care 6 2
Basic Crisis Room Decorum 6 3
Queer Studies & Advanced Waxing 6 4
Laws of Robotics & Party Rights 6 5
Basic Email Security 6 6
Advanced Safety Features 6 7
Intro to Recycled Cinema 6 8
Grifting 101 6 9
Basic RV Repair and Palmistry 6 10
Modern Espionage 6 11
Wedding Videography 6 12
Emotional Consequences of Broadcast Television 6 13
It's like math or other regular classes.
I haven't either.
You thought I was dead, didn't you?
You know, when I was 30,
How you doing?
Hey, midterms and whatever.
Chalk.
You guys be extra careful now.
And what her heels and hemline are doing
Oh, my god!
That's because you don't play football
I started last semester too.
As soon as we touch, the blinds will open,
That you're our new mom.
But you know it's nothing like that, right?
The important thing is we all understand
i>- Well, I don't know how funny it is.
M-my secret...
Is that...
You are not shirley!
Not anymore.
To snatch him off the counter
And hold hands, visit her parents?
And now that it is out, it is over, believe me.
Can... Can I just ask
What do you mean, you people?
I mean this--dating.
Oh, it...Hmm?
Now... This is just hypothetical.
Spending the night with a third person?
I'll put "tbd."
i>- The best friend ever.
I'd be better off dating, um...An adult.
Somewhere between our 9th and 11th slumber party,
Statistically speaking,
It can get complicated and messy.
Whoopee flippin' ding, winger.
Boy, that guy's really taking a pounding
They even had to file paperwork with the dean.
I brought goobers. Anybody want a goober?
Shh!
Shh!
- Shh! - Shh, shh!
Everyone can hear you.
Easy, girl.
Culturally, it's unacceptable,
But it's theatrical dynamite!
I'm impressed.
- Good job up there. - Thank you.
Didn't she want to get my autograph?
I heard you guys are official now.
* so I learnt from you *
* do do do *
- Brita. - Okay.
Before we start,
I'd like to have a preliminary powwow,
Or prelimi-wow, about what I'm calling
Our library's backdoor conundrum.
Sounds like a porno with kate winslet.
Abed, ew.
The door on that side is locked after 5:00,
Now, if we were to move our meetings to 4:30--
I have a regular class at that time.
- I nominate pierce. - Where is he?
I have not seen him around all day.
- Well, has anyone called him? - I did.
Oh, no!
Oh, the last thing I said to him was "suck it."
- Me too. - Good morning.
- All: No... - I did.
I'm not mickey rooney.
People used to wish that I was dead to my face!
That's called respect.
Who is the lucky brunette?
Last name beeswax, first name none-a-ya.
Oh, my third wife was biracial.
- Stop it! - I am just trying to help
- - - jeff!
Can't I be the friend in the group
Whose trademark is his wel l-defined boundaries,
Like privacy smurf, discreet bear or...
Confidentiality spice?
But if you like her,
Why would you want to keep her a secret?
Don't you want us to meet her?
That's ridiculous. Obviously, it's a guy.
You're wrong, pierce. It's two guys.
thank you.
What's up, bro?
Hey, what's up, j-dog?
Woof, woof, woof, woof!
Yeah!
* we're too gangsta for tv *
* that's why you don't see us *
* but they still wanna be us *
* *
Sorry I'm late.
* *
Professor slater, quick question.
You know the answer, mr. Winger.
I don't date students,
Even if you are no longer in my statistics class.
I'm actually kind of seeing someone right now,
Fine for now. She's smart and pretty.