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Clips from Community - Laws of Robotics & Party Rights (S06E06)

Short Films 2009 Season 6, Episode 5 28 min 598 clips
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Social Psychology 1 4
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Football, Feminism and You 1 6
Introduction to Statistics 1 7
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Debate 109 1 9
Environmental Science 1 10
The Politics of Human Sexuality 1 11
Comparative Religion 1 12
Investigative Journalism 1 13
Interpretive Dance 1 14
Romantic Expressionism 1 15
Communication Studies 1 16
Physical Education 1 17
Basic Genealogy 1 18
Beginner Pottery 1 19
The Science of Illusion 1 20
Contemporary American Poultry 1 21
The Art of Discourse 1 22
Modern Warfare 1 23
English as a Second Language 1 24
Pascal's Triangle Revisited 1 25
Anthropology 101 2 1
Accounting for Lawyers 2 2
The Psychology of Letting Go 2 3
Basic Rocket Science 2 4
Messianic Myths and Ancient Peoples 2 5
Epidemiology 2 6
Aerodynamics of Gender 2 7
Cooperative Calligraphy 2 8
Conspiracy Theories and Interior Design 2 9
Mixology Certification 2 10
Abed's Uncontrollable Christmas 2 11
Asian Population Studies 2 12
Celebrity Pharmacology 2 13
Advanced Dungeons & Dragons 2 14
Early 21st Century Romanticism 2 15
Intermediate Documentary Filmmaking 2 16
Intro to Political Science 2 17
Custody Law and Eastern European Diplomacy 2 18
Critical Film Studies 2 19
Competitive Wine Tasting 2 20
Paradigms of Human Memory 2 21
Applied Anthropology and Culinary Arts 2 22
A Fistful of Paintballs (1) 2 23
For a Few Paintballs More 2 24
Biology 101 3 1
Geography of Global Conflict 3 2
Competitive Ecology 3 3
Remedial Chaos Theory 3 4
Horror Fiction in Seven Spooky Steps 3 5
Advanced Gay 3 6
Title Season Episode
Studies In Modern Movement 3 7
Documentary Filmmaking: Redux 3 8
Foosball and Nocturnal Vigilantism 3 9
Regional Holiday Music 3 10
Urban Matrimony and the Sandwich Arts 3 11
Contemporary Impressionists 3 12
Digital Exploration Of Interior Design (1) 3 13
Pillows and Blankets (2) 3 14
Origins of Vampire Mythology 3 15
Virtual Systems Analysis 3 16
Basic Lupine Urology 3 17
Course Listing Unavailable 3 18
Curriculum Unavailable 3 19
Digital Estate Planning 3 20
The First Chang Dynasty 3 21
Introduction To Finality 3 22
History 101 4 1
Paranormal Parentage 4 2
Conventions of Space and Time 4 3
Alternative History of the German Invasion 4 4
Cooperative Escapism In Familial Relations 4 5
Advanced Documentary Filmmaking 4 6
Economics of Marine Biology 4 7
Herstory of Dance 4 8
Intro To Felt Surrogacy 4 9
Intro To Knots 4 10
Basic Human Anatomy 4 11
Heroic Origins 4 12
Advanced Introduction to Finality 4 13
Repilot 5 1
Introduction to Teaching 5 2
Basic Intergluteal Numismatics 5 3
Cooperative Polygraphy 5 4
Geothermal Escapism 5 5
Analysis of Cork-Based Networking 5 6
Bondage and Beta Male Sexuality 5 7
App Development and Condiments 5 8
VCR Maintenance and Educational Publishing 5 9
Advanced Advanced Dungeons & Dragons 5 10
G.I. Jeff 5 11
Basic Story 5 12
Basic Sandwich 5 13
Ladders 6 1
Lawnmower Maintenance and Postnatal Care 6 2
Basic Crisis Room Decorum 6 3
Queer Studies & Advanced Waxing 6 4
Laws of Robotics & Party Rights 6 5
Basic Email Security 6 6
Advanced Safety Features 6 7
Intro to Recycled Cinema 6 8
Grifting 101 6 9
Basic RV Repair and Palmistry 6 10
Modern Espionage 6 11
Wedding Videography 6 12
Emotional Consequences of Broadcast Television 6 13
I don't know. Some financial prospect that could put the school in the black.
"I don't know. Some financial prospect that could put the school in the black."
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When it's a cat or banana
"When it's a cat or banana"
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or a shirt that makes you think you've lost more weight than you have.
"or a shirt that makes you think you've lost more weight than you have."
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Please tell me that won't be my role in this group.
"Please tell me that won't be my role in this group."
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I have a brain the size of Jupiter. I'm nobody's fourth Ghostbuster.
"I have a brain the size of Jupiter. I'm nobody's fourth Ghostbuster."
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They had to often step back
"They had to often step back"
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- You're overthrowing if I say so! - Nice irony.
"- You're overthrowing if I say so! - Nice irony."
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Can we focus on this? Because now this is happening.
"Can we focus on this? Because now this is happening."
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Now, if I see any race gangs forming, I will have no choice
"Now, if I see any race gangs forming, I will have no choice"
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And we have a very strict no bullying policy that relates directly to me,
"And we have a very strict no bullying policy that relates directly to me,"
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We're all here because we've done some bad stuff, but...
"We're all here because we've done some bad stuff, but..."
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it's like watching magicians bully jugglers.
"it's like watching magicians bully jugglers."
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I was constantly laying groundwork for pop back gags.
"I was constantly laying groundwork for pop back gags."
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and filled the livingroom with lizards.
"and filled the livingroom with lizards."
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Hm.
"Hm."
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Why is he on your laptop?
"Why is he on your laptop?"
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He tried to murder me last night.
"He tried to murder me last night."
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but this is not someone who should be interacting with students.
"but this is not someone who should be interacting with students."
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Jealousy isn't a crime Jeffrey, but costing the school $300,000 will be.
"Jealousy isn't a crime Jeffrey, but costing the school $300,000 will be."
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I don't cotton much to fancy words and book study.
"I don't cotton much to fancy words and book study."
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Same as you I'm sure.
"Same as you I'm sure."
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By talking, by lying.
"By talking, by lying."
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Now, you're born in the dirt, you'll die in the dirt.
"Now, you're born in the dirt, you'll die in the dirt."
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But also the next time a friend comes by with their problems,
"But also the next time a friend comes by with their problems,"
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but we smuggled in a few guests to the party to celebrate with us.
"but we smuggled in a few guests to the party to celebrate with us."
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Pass them around.
"Pass them around."
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Okay, thanks.
"Okay, thanks."
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Put me down.
"Put me down."
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I'm a murderer.
"I'm a murderer."
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He started it.
"He started it."
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Two weeks paid sabbatical, get him out of here,
"Two weeks paid sabbatical, get him out of here,"
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You destroyed my device, and my heart.
"You destroyed my device, and my heart."
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Yeah, I'm going.
"Yeah, I'm going."
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Where's your poop go?
"Where's your poop go?"
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Rules are good.
"Rules are good."
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Thank you.
"Thank you."
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The guy's dangerous and he's manipulating him.
"The guy's dangerous and he's manipulating him."
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I wouldn't mislead him.
"I wouldn't mislead him."
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Dude, we're trying to help Jeff here.
"Dude, we're trying to help Jeff here."
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My script is misleading.
"My script is misleading."
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Parties are stupid.
"Parties are stupid."
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I'm here for the ceremony.
"I'm here for the ceremony."
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I do.
"I do."
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Oh.
"Oh."
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Dean.
"Dean."
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Save it, Jeffrey.
"Save it, Jeffrey."
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I don't mind coming to work here.
"I don't mind coming to work here."
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Wait.
"Wait."
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Bring it on.
"Bring it on."
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Aah!
"Aah!"
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Come on, let's do it.
"Come on, let's do it."
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Okay, nerd.
"Okay, nerd."
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I'll get a better connection.
"I'll get a better connection."
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I think Britta's being arrested.
"I think Britta's being arrested."
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Jeffrey.
"Jeffrey."
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Very well, Abeds commence with world domination.
"Very well, Abeds commence with world domination."
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Why did Frankie call us here?
"Why did Frankie call us here?"
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Nice save. Sorry about that, man.
"Nice save. Sorry about that, man."
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Hm? What?
"Hm? What?"
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Did someone use the word black and now you want me to give you the all-clear?
"Did someone use the word black and now you want me to give you the all-clear?"
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No, I promise, this group does not think that way.
"No, I promise, this group does not think that way."
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In fact, before you got here, they had two.
"In fact, before you got here, they had two."
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and remind themselves that they weren't one collective ray of light.
"and remind themselves that they weren't one collective ray of light."
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Is this a cult? Are you gonna eat me?
"Is this a cult? Are you gonna eat me?"
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No, we're fine, I lived in New York.
"No, we're fine, I lived in New York."
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Speaking of which, mid-terms are over
"Speaking of which, mid-terms are over"
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and I was thinking we could have a party at our apartment.
"and I was thinking we could have a party at our apartment."
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Abed? Annie?
"Abed? Annie?"
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You could have a party. You can't have a rager.
"You could have a party. You can't have a rager."
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We have a rule against more than eight guests.
"We have a rule against more than eight guests."
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Eight guests? That's not, not a rager. That's not a party.
"Eight guests? That's not, not a rager. That's not a party."
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Okay, you have a rule against parties, which I'm sure is a world record
"Okay, you have a rule against parties, which I'm sure is a world record"
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for uptightness, so let's celebrate that.
"for uptightness, so let's celebrate that."
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I'll bring the booze and more than eight guests.
"I'll bring the booze and more than eight guests."
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Britta, you just moved in. You don't even have a real bedroom.
"Britta, you just moved in. You don't even have a real bedroom."
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You're a coucher.
"You're a coucher."
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She sleeps on the couch. She's a coucher.
"She sleeps on the couch. She's a coucher."
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- So I get nothing? - You get a couch. You get a home.
"- So I get nothing? - You get a couch. You get a home."
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There's no government to overthrow here.
"There's no government to overthrow here."
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I'm not overthrowing.
"I'm not overthrowing."
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Hello everyone.
"Hello everyone."
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Don't be alarmed, I'm attending our meeting using what's called a telepresence robot.
"Don't be alarmed, I'm attending our meeting using what's called a telepresence robot."
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I resent the idea that this would alarm me.
"I resent the idea that this would alarm me."
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These bots have been revolutionizing the private sector,
"These bots have been revolutionizing the private sector,"
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and now the state of Colorado has come to us with a unique...
"and now the state of Colorado has come to us with a unique..."
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Seamless, Frankie.
"Seamless, Frankie."
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The Department of Corrections will pay us money, if we allow a small,
"The Department of Corrections will pay us money, if we allow a small,"
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manageable number of inmates to attend Greendale using these.
"manageable number of inmates to attend Greendale using these."
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Now, hold on.
"Now, hold on."
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Are you trying to tell me that prisoners would use these things,
"Are you trying to tell me that prisoners would use these things,"
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to come to our school?
"to come to our school?"
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That's the black guy in every sci-fi movie.
"That's the black guy in every sci-fi movie."
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I'll allow it.
"I'll allow it."
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Wait. Prisoners? Rolling around the school with students?
"Wait. Prisoners? Rolling around the school with students?"
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They'll rape us. They'll rape us all.
"They'll rape us. They'll rape us all."
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They can't rape you, because their genitals will be hundreds of miles away.
"They can't rape you, because their genitals will be hundreds of miles away."
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From each other?
"From each other?"
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This is an attempt at rehabilitation.
"This is an attempt at rehabilitation."
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The prison is looking for ways to expose their inmates
"The prison is looking for ways to expose their inmates"
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to a real world academic environment.
"to a real world academic environment."
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Okay, I've heard enough.
"Okay, I've heard enough."
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I'm responsible for this school. I won't have hardened criminals exposing themselves to it.
"I'm responsible for this school. I won't have hardened criminals exposing themselves to it."
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That's the response they're getting from everyone,
"That's the response they're getting from everyone,"
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which is why the state is offering a $300,000 incentive.
"which is why the state is offering a $300,000 incentive."
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We'll do it. Dean, do it. $300,000 for the school.
"We'll do it. Dean, do it. $300,000 for the school."
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- They're convicts. - They're iPads on sticks.
"- They're convicts. - They're iPads on sticks."
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As someone that got paid to keep people out, let me tell you.
"As someone that got paid to keep people out, let me tell you."
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Hey guys, I'm moon walking.
"Hey guys, I'm moon walking."
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Not every bad guy ends up in prison, and not every prisoner is a bad guy.
"Not every bad guy ends up in prison, and not every prisoner is a bad guy."
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- Who's this guy? - 300,000!
"- Who's this guy? - 300,000!"
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Oh, yeah.
"Oh, yeah."
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Jeffrey you know, ordinarily I'd do anything you say.
"Jeffrey you know, ordinarily I'd do anything you say."
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Do it. Let's do it.
"Do it. Let's do it."
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- Oh, I walked into that one. - Gross, who farted? Oh wait, nevermind.
"- Oh, I walked into that one. - Gross, who farted? Oh wait, nevermind."
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I'm so glad you talked me into this.
"I'm so glad you talked me into this."
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$300,000, look at us running the school together, now.
"$300,000, look at us running the school together, now."
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If I'm running the school, pay me more.
"If I'm running the school, pay me more."
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What if I made you Professor Emeritus?
"What if I made you Professor Emeritus?"
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We could have a little ceremony.
"We could have a little ceremony."
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- Does it pay more? - No.
"- Does it pay more? - No."
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