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Clips from Community - Intro to Political Science (S02E02)

Short Films 2009 Season 2, Episode 17 28 min 389 clips
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Pilot 1 1
Spanish 101 1 2
Introduction to Film 1 3
Social Psychology 1 4
Advanced Criminal Law 1 5
Football, Feminism and You 1 6
Introduction to Statistics 1 7
Home Economics 1 8
Debate 109 1 9
Environmental Science 1 10
The Politics of Human Sexuality 1 11
Comparative Religion 1 12
Investigative Journalism 1 13
Interpretive Dance 1 14
Romantic Expressionism 1 15
Communication Studies 1 16
Physical Education 1 17
Basic Genealogy 1 18
Beginner Pottery 1 19
The Science of Illusion 1 20
Contemporary American Poultry 1 21
The Art of Discourse 1 22
Modern Warfare 1 23
English as a Second Language 1 24
Pascal's Triangle Revisited 1 25
Anthropology 101 2 1
Accounting for Lawyers 2 2
The Psychology of Letting Go 2 3
Basic Rocket Science 2 4
Messianic Myths and Ancient Peoples 2 5
Epidemiology 2 6
Aerodynamics of Gender 2 7
Cooperative Calligraphy 2 8
Conspiracy Theories and Interior Design 2 9
Mixology Certification 2 10
Abed's Uncontrollable Christmas 2 11
Asian Population Studies 2 12
Celebrity Pharmacology 2 13
Advanced Dungeons & Dragons 2 14
Early 21st Century Romanticism 2 15
Intermediate Documentary Filmmaking 2 16
Intro to Political Science 2 17
Custody Law and Eastern European Diplomacy 2 18
Critical Film Studies 2 19
Competitive Wine Tasting 2 20
Paradigms of Human Memory 2 21
Applied Anthropology and Culinary Arts 2 22
A Fistful of Paintballs (1) 2 23
For a Few Paintballs More 2 24
Biology 101 3 1
Geography of Global Conflict 3 2
Competitive Ecology 3 3
Remedial Chaos Theory 3 4
Horror Fiction in Seven Spooky Steps 3 5
Advanced Gay 3 6
Title Season Episode
Studies In Modern Movement 3 7
Documentary Filmmaking: Redux 3 8
Foosball and Nocturnal Vigilantism 3 9
Regional Holiday Music 3 10
Urban Matrimony and the Sandwich Arts 3 11
Contemporary Impressionists 3 12
Digital Exploration Of Interior Design (1) 3 13
Pillows and Blankets (2) 3 14
Origins of Vampire Mythology 3 15
Virtual Systems Analysis 3 16
Basic Lupine Urology 3 17
Course Listing Unavailable 3 18
Curriculum Unavailable 3 19
Digital Estate Planning 3 20
The First Chang Dynasty 3 21
Introduction To Finality 3 22
History 101 4 1
Paranormal Parentage 4 2
Conventions of Space and Time 4 3
Alternative History of the German Invasion 4 4
Cooperative Escapism In Familial Relations 4 5
Advanced Documentary Filmmaking 4 6
Economics of Marine Biology 4 7
Herstory of Dance 4 8
Intro To Felt Surrogacy 4 9
Intro To Knots 4 10
Basic Human Anatomy 4 11
Heroic Origins 4 12
Advanced Introduction to Finality 4 13
Repilot 5 1
Introduction to Teaching 5 2
Basic Intergluteal Numismatics 5 3
Cooperative Polygraphy 5 4
Geothermal Escapism 5 5
Analysis of Cork-Based Networking 5 6
Bondage and Beta Male Sexuality 5 7
App Development and Condiments 5 8
VCR Maintenance and Educational Publishing 5 9
Advanced Advanced Dungeons & Dragons 5 10
G.I. Jeff 5 11
Basic Story 5 12
Basic Sandwich 5 13
Ladders 6 1
Lawnmower Maintenance and Postnatal Care 6 2
Basic Crisis Room Decorum 6 3
Queer Studies & Advanced Waxing 6 4
Laws of Robotics & Party Rights 6 5
Basic Email Security 6 6
Advanced Safety Features 6 7
Intro to Recycled Cinema 6 8
Grifting 101 6 9
Basic RV Repair and Palmistry 6 10
Modern Espionage 6 11
Wedding Videography 6 12
Emotional Consequences of Broadcast Television 6 13
Oh. I wanna go to rehab and compare penises with people.
"Oh. I wanna go to rehab and compare penises with people."
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I'm assuming. Yeah?
"I'm assuming. Yeah?"
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The vice president is coming.
"The vice president is coming."
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Only problem, Mr. Biden is supposed to be meeting with the dean, hmm,
"Only problem, Mr. Biden is supposed to be meeting with the dean, hmm,"
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I mean, I could borrow my sister's Uncle Sam outfit.
"I mean, I could borrow my sister's Uncle Sam outfit."
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But the fact is, men have fought and died
"But the fact is, men have fought and died"
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And yes, this is a ladies' Uncle Sam outfit.
"And yes, this is a ladies' Uncle Sam outfit."
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It was last minute. I had no choice.
"It was last minute. I had no choice."
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What happened to that pile of campaign fliers?
"What happened to that pile of campaign fliers?"
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I wanted ice cream, so I got in line...
"I wanted ice cream, so I got in line..."
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and join together to support a larger cause.
"and join together to support a larger cause."
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Where were you a week ago?
"Where were you a week ago?"
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My name is Annie Edison.
"My name is Annie Edison."
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I think 9l11 was bad.
"I think 9l11 was bad."
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Yeah.
"Yeah."
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- Countdown has begun. - Tonight, one student will be president,
"- Countdown has begun. - Tonight, one student will be president,"
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Knock it off. You're not running sincerely.
"Knock it off. You're not running sincerely."
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Thank you, Ms. Edison.
"Thank you, Ms. Edison."
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What will I do, dean?
"What will I do, dean?"
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Same question. Same answer.
"Same question. Same answer."
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Couldn't you just pick the sixth kid every time? That's what I...
"Couldn't you just pick the sixth kid every time? That's what I..."
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I just want to clean up Greendale.
"I just want to clean up Greendale."
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of course it's dirty. Everyone knows that.
"of course it's dirty. Everyone knows that."
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Read my lips.
"Read my lips."
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No matter what you're...
"No matter what you're..."
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Or you wish I was suspicious so that you would have an excuse to see me.
"Or you wish I was suspicious so that you would have an excuse to see me."
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For my closing statement,
"For my closing statement,"
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Magnitude, a response?
"Magnitude, a response?"
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Pop, pop.
"Pop, pop."
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Pop. Pop.
"Pop. Pop."
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I just couldn't admit it until I saw you running away crying.
"I just couldn't admit it until I saw you running away crying."
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because it is the self that wants to be destroyed.
"because it is the self that wants to be destroyed."
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and Leonard Rodriguez.
"and Leonard Rodriguez."
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A competition reflecting the pointlessness of life.
"A competition reflecting the pointlessness of life."
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I'm told that Dean Pelton is prepared to announce a winner.
"I'm told that Dean Pelton is prepared to announce a winner."
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We can never stop being friends.
"We can never stop being friends."
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Did you know you could make napalm out of dish soap and cat food?
"Did you know you could make napalm out of dish soap and cat food?"
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So I go into the bathroom with Tom,
"So I go into the bathroom with Tom,"
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and we both, you know, take them out.
"and we both, you know, take them out."
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And I say, "Size more? Try size less." Ha-ha-ha.
"And I say, "Size more? Try size less." Ha-ha-ha."
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All in good time, kiddo.
"All in good time, kiddo."
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Well, uh, Pierce, we're very glad to have you back.
"Well, uh, Pierce, we're very glad to have you back."
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- Yeah. - Yeah.
"- Yeah. - Yeah."
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So, what should we do now?
"So, what should we do now?"
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I don't wanna be that guy, but I guess we should start studying anthropology.
"I don't wanna be that guy, but I guess we should start studying anthropology."
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- Yes. - Yeah.
"- Yes. - Yeah."
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Okay. Um...
"Okay. Um..."
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Chapter four.
"Chapter four."
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Oh. Yes. Oh, my God.
"Oh. Yes. Oh, my God."
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Thank you. What is it, dean?
"Thank you. What is it, dean?"
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Oh, ha-ha, I have exciting news.
"Oh, ha-ha, I have exciting news."
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Vice president Joe Biden
"Vice president Joe Biden"
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has been visiting community colleges across the country
"has been visiting community colleges across the country"
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as part of his Biden Time Talking About Teaching tour.
"as part of his Biden Time Talking About Teaching tour."
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Hmm. Folksy, yet progressive. It does walk that line.
"Hmm. Folksy, yet progressive. It does walk that line."
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Anyway, his tour is taking him in this neck of the woods
"Anyway, his tour is taking him in this neck of the woods"
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and at 5:00 p.m. Today, he is stopping by Greendale.
"and at 5:00 p.m. Today, he is stopping by Greendale."
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Eat that, city college and wash it down with a nice tall glass of suck it.
"Eat that, city college and wash it down with a nice tall glass of suck it."
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That explains the people covertly surveilling the campus.
"That explains the people covertly surveilling the campus."
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Must be Secret Service. Will your reality ever come out
"Must be Secret Service. Will your reality ever come out"
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on Blu-ray so we can enjoy it? We've been made.
"on Blu-ray so we can enjoy it? We've been made."
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and the head of our student government which doesn't exist.
"and the head of our student government which doesn't exist."
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So we have seven hours to elect a student president.
"So we have seven hours to elect a student president."
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Ah. What am I gonna wear?
"Ah. What am I gonna wear?"
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It's tailored for ladies,
"It's tailored for ladies,"
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but what else can I do on such short notice?
"but what else can I do on such short notice?"
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Well, you cannot dress up like Uncle Sam.
"Well, you cannot dress up like Uncle Sam."
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Or admit you don't have a sister. We're electing a student president.
"Or admit you don't have a sister. We're electing a student president."
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I wanna run. I have so many ideas for improving the school.
"I wanna run. I have so many ideas for improving the school."
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Improving Greendale takes more than ideas, Annie.
"Improving Greendale takes more than ideas, Annie."
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It takes time, gasoline, matches.
"It takes time, gasoline, matches."
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Mm. Nice.
"Mm. Nice."
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Jeff, some of us care about more
"Jeff, some of us care about more"
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than just fixing our hair and sculpting our abs.
"than just fixing our hair and sculpting our abs."
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- Wow, you got me pegged. - Democracy. What a ruse.
"- Wow, you got me pegged. - Democracy. What a ruse."
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There's no such thing as a system in which the masses...
"There's no such thing as a system in which the masses..."
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Everyone wants you to shut up. And yet I won't.
"Everyone wants you to shut up. And yet I won't."
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Case in point.
"Case in point."
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We tend to take democracy for granted in America.
"We tend to take democracy for granted in America."
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for the sacred right we exercise today.
"for the sacred right we exercise today."
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So anyone who wants to be president,
"So anyone who wants to be president,"
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line up by the ice cream machine.
"line up by the ice cream machine."
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Your applause will determine who gets into the primaries.
"Your applause will determine who gets into the primaries."
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It's my sister's.
"It's my sister's."
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I wonder if that's the same sister that tweets me
"I wonder if that's the same sister that tweets me"
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to ask if I think her brother's cute.
"to ask if I think her brother's cute."
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I hung them all up.
"I hung them all up."
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Real nice. Is it too much to ask you to pitch in?
"Real nice. Is it too much to ask you to pitch in?"
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I'm sorry, Annie. I'm not the worker bee type.
"I'm sorry, Annie. I'm not the worker bee type."
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I'm more of a silverback gorilla with the claws of a lion,
"I'm more of a silverback gorilla with the claws of a lion,"
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the teeth of a shark, and quiet dignity of a tortoise.
"the teeth of a shark, and quiet dignity of a tortoise."
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- All right, first up is this fella. - Let's go, come on.
"- All right, first up is this fella. - Let's go, come on."
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All right, tell everybody your name.
"All right, tell everybody your name."
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Garrett. Okay, Garrett.
"Garrett. Okay, Garrett."
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And why do you wanna be president?
"And why do you wanna be president?"
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Okay, okay. He wanted ice cream.
"Okay, okay. He wanted ice cream."
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So, what do we say, gang?
"So, what do we say, gang?"
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Does he make it to the next round? By applause.
"Does he make it to the next round? By applause."
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Oh, we've got our first nominee.
"Oh, we've got our first nominee."
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The bar has been set.
"The bar has been set."
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At least worker bees can set aside their egos
"At least worker bees can set aside their egos"
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Oh, right, because politics are all about larger causes.
"Oh, right, because politics are all about larger causes."
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Face it, Annie.
"Face it, Annie."
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Politics are all about ego, popularity, and parlor tricks.
"Politics are all about ego, popularity, and parlor tricks."
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Don't kid a lawyer.
"Don't kid a lawyer."
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Well, if I see one, I won't.
"Well, if I see one, I won't."
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Oh, it's a girl. Look at this.
"Oh, it's a girl. Look at this."
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She's got a yellow shirt and a hat. Who are you, sweetie?
"She's got a yellow shirt and a hat. Who are you, sweetie?"
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Uh... Vicki. Who's up for some Vicki?
"Uh... Vicki. Who's up for some Vicki?"
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Abed Nadir, I'm Special Agent Robin Vohlers.
"Abed Nadir, I'm Special Agent Robin Vohlers."
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This is Special Agent Keenlan of the Secret Service.
"This is Special Agent Keenlan of the Secret Service."
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Will you submit to a search of your belongings?
"Will you submit to a search of your belongings?"
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Sure.
"Sure."
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How did you notice the campus was being observed?
"How did you notice the campus was being observed?"
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I guess I noticed because I'm used to being the only observer.
"I guess I noticed because I'm used to being the only observer."
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Well, we're not used to being noticed. That sounds a little sad.
"Well, we're not used to being noticed. That sounds a little sad."
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He's clean.
"He's clean."
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Although I could issue a warning for this bootleg of The Last Airbender.
"Although I could issue a warning for this bootleg of The Last Airbender."
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You can keep it.
"You can keep it."
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Well, another one makes the cut. Congratulations, Leonard.
"Well, another one makes the cut. Congratulations, Leonard."
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