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Short Films 2009 Season 3, Episode 18 28 min 429 clips

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I'm not as comfortable with death as you guys.
Okay, good, I gotta go. This costs $7.
I don't see how that's relevant.
then I'm gonna take these off.
- Ben Chang is here. - Ah, send him in.
To be fair, it was the crystal meth
how the sausage gets made.
Fine, but you will regret this.
I mean, I can do it. Whatever.
Ave Maria!
Does anyone have anything they wanna say
and have now arrived
Whoo! Closure!
Acceptance that this place...
that none of us ever tried to do.
He got out.
community college in our community.
Shame... on... you!
Which, of course, is not good behavior.
Worst wake ever.
Just promise me you'll use restraint.
- Gentlemen! - All hail Chang!
Suit... up!
Look, tiny riot gear. Aww.
Well, check harder.
and I will enter whatever I want.
- I'm such a bad Dean. - No, you're not.
That's sweet of you to say, Jeffrey.
Would you mind scooching from my desk?
That testimony wouldn't happen to involve
I think we're gonna have to let you go.
And we've seen our share.
And I brought extras, because I know how Richie
Yeah, we were just going over the charges.
Greendale Seven...
- Rusty bucket? - Yep.
You're drinking?
Yeah, well, my life can't get double ruined.
roll the die that night?
And Britta, you're not the worst.
He's right. Things are bad.
♪ when you have blood in your eyes ♪
♪ the night will fight with steel ♪
Okay. Ahh.
Um, my name is Alex Osbourne,
and if you're watching this, it means I'm dead.
To my ex-wife Magda, I leave herpes.
But she knows that, it's dealt with.
As for my collection of Styx albums,
I leave that to no one.
of creating a video tribute of my life.
Where did you get this?
He said he was Star-Burns' lawyer.
How one-armed was he? Tell me when to stop.
- It was the other arm. - You guys!
I feel oddly compelled to fulfill his request.
Would you guys help me write obituary copy?
You mean like, "Star-Burns died how he lived...
in a meth lab explosion"?
Can we turn this off?
What is that?
Star-Burns also left me his ashes.
He requested they be burnt.
I don't think he knows how ashes work.
The small one's his lizard.
If we rub that,
will he come out and do celebrity impressions?
- I don't think so. - Then I want it out of here.
♪ Give me some more time in a dream ♪
♪ give me the hope to run out of steam ♪
♪ somebody said we could be here ♪
♪ I can't count the reasons I should stay ♪
♪ one by one they all just fade away ♪
You guys, how long are we going to avoid talking
about this really serious thing that's happened?
Is it always about the Holocaust with you people?
I'm talking about Star-Burns, you know, dying.
and by the time I finish this sentence,
100 people will have died in China.
Why did you stop talking?
I have to call my pen pal.
Star-Burns was a good man.
He barely sued me that time I ran over his foot.
I say we honor Star-Burns by discussing him
the same amount we did when he was alive.
Jeff, have some respect.
He might have been a scuzzy weirdo
who shaved his sideburns into star shapes...
Pai Mai?
It's Troy. Are you okay?
and above all, a human being.
He touched all our lives.
Annie has a point.
The death of a peer, especially at our age,
can trigger a whole range of emotions.
- As a psychologist... - Student.
- I hereby offer my licensed... - Unlicensed.
Services as a grief counselor.
- Grief causer. - If anyone needs to talk,
- the doctor... - Not even close.
Is in.
- Great. - Yeah.