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Clips from Community - The Science of Illusion (S01E01)

Short Films 2009 Season 1, Episode 20 28 min 555 clips
Short Drama
As you know, it is April fool's day.
"As you know, it is April fool's day."
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Just kidding--it's the day before April fool's.
"Just kidding--it's the day before April fool's."
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You know what, leonard? Strike two!
"You know what, leonard? Strike two!"
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See, the dean doesn't get it.
"See, the dean doesn't get it."
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Cool, yeah.
"Cool, yeah."
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That's a buddy cop movie I would watch.
"That's a buddy cop movie I would watch."
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But I wonder which of you would be by the book,
"But I wonder which of you would be by the book,"
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Oh, no, thanks. I'm fasting.
"Oh, no, thanks. I'm fasting."
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My buddhist church
"My buddhist church"
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And I will be becoming
"And I will be becoming"
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Heightened psychic ability,
"Heightened psychic ability,"
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Dumb ass.
"Dumb ass."
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Hey, pierce, I just remembered.
"Hey, pierce, I just remembered."
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Got it.
"Got it."
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Of a man who is being brainwashed by a cult?
"Of a man who is being brainwashed by a cult?"
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i>- Oh, well, it sounds a lot less fun when you say it.
"i>- Oh, well, it sounds a lot less fun when you say it."
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Yeah, that doesn't really describe it.
"Yeah, that doesn't really describe it."
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He wasn't there.
"He wasn't there."
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Oh, I think abed found him.
"Oh, I think abed found him."
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Yeah?
"Yeah?"
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Of course, the only one who doesn't like this is britta.
"Of course, the only one who doesn't like this is britta."
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Do you ever get tired of being a buzz kill?
"Do you ever get tired of being a buzz kill?"
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I'll carry it.
"I'll carry it."
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All right.
"All right."
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For April fool's, a prank.
"For April fool's, a prank."
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Oh, yeah.
"Oh, yeah."
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Oh, you're done.
"Oh, you're done."
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- I guess I don't. - The frog is chang.
"- I guess I don't. - The frog is chang."
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Britta, why waste your time envying my gift for levity
"Britta, why waste your time envying my gift for levity"
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Seven.
"Seven."
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That's right.
"That's right."
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Pink?
"Pink?"
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Cookie crisp.
"Cookie crisp."
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Is he talking to me?
"Is he talking to me?"
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i>- No. No.
"i>- No. No."
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What is it?
"What is it?"
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Maybe it's a piece of meteor.
"Maybe it's a piece of meteor."
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I am the coolest guy
"I am the coolest guy"
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Here froggy.
"Here froggy."
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Oh, no. Oh, no.
"Oh, no. Oh, no."
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Someone dropped a dead body out that window.
"Someone dropped a dead body out that window."
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Here's our campus security.
"Here's our campus security."
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You know what? This is misdemeanor vandalism.
"You know what? This is misdemeanor vandalism."
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Oh, wait.
"Oh, wait."
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Wait, wait, wait-- what?
"Wait, wait, wait-- what?"
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Now look what you have done!
"Now look what you have done!"
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Figure it out!
"Figure it out!"
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That I enjoy the least.
"That I enjoy the least."
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The part where I inform you that, last night,
"The part where I inform you that, last night,"
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For the fact that, from now on,
"For the fact that, from now on,"
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At greendale, April 1st
"At greendale, April 1st"
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How do you know it was one of us?
"How do you know it was one of us?"
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Found this at the scene, hmm?
"Found this at the scene, hmm?"
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How about whoever did this just fesses up?
"How about whoever did this just fesses up?"
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All right, that wasn't just a cadaver
"All right, that wasn't just a cadaver"
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Oh. There, heh.
"Oh. There, heh."
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Hey.
"Hey."
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- Impressive. - Ohh.
"- Impressive. - Ohh."
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I knew it. Nicely done.
"I knew it. Nicely done."
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Well, the toe tag fits, britta.
"Well, the toe tag fits, britta."
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Not to mention a frog.
"Not to mention a frog."
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Had 13 nieces and nephews
"Had 13 nieces and nephews"
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So you better think about coming clean
"So you better think about coming clean"
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Don't resort to growing shapes on their faces.
"Don't resort to growing shapes on their faces."
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That's what my high school friends called crazy.
"That's what my high school friends called crazy."
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Maybe I'm tired of everyone thinking of me as a little girl.
"Maybe I'm tired of everyone thinking of me as a little girl."
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You have two kids, and they stick you in the margins.
"You have two kids, and they stick you in the margins."
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I'm not done yet. I still got moves.
"I'm not done yet. I still got moves."
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Blocked call.
"Blocked call."
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Ooh.
"Ooh."
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Edison.
"Edison."
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the man you're looking for
"the man you're looking for"
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Drop 'em if you smoke 'em.
"Drop 'em if you smoke 'em."
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mr. Winger.
"mr. Winger."
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- Huh? - Okay. Guys...
"- Huh? - Okay. Guys..."
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- Yeah. - What the--
"- Yeah. - What the--"
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- That is not my stuff. - Hmm.
"- That is not my stuff. - Hmm."
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Britta. Britta planted that.
"Britta. Britta planted that."
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Go after him on foot.
"Go after him on foot."
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He got away because of your driving, grandma.
"He got away because of your driving, grandma."
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Oh! I'm sorry. Are you hard of hearing?
"Oh! I'm sorry. Are you hard of hearing?"
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I've gotta pay for this!
"I've gotta pay for this!"
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- But the fact is... - Your ass is on the line.
"- But the fact is... - Your ass is on the line."
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I just got off the phone with the--
"I just got off the phone with the--"
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Your badges, your windbreakers, now.
"Your badges, your windbreakers, now."
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I'm too old for this! Now get out of my sight.
"I'm too old for this! Now get out of my sight."
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Well, that was embarrassing.
"Well, that was embarrassing."
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I don't know about you.
"I don't know about you."
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Together?
"Together?"
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Together.
"Together."
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- Nice frame job, britta-dict arnold.
"- Nice frame job, britta-dict arnold."
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And I can prove it.
"And I can prove it."
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Um...This process may alarm you.
"Um...This process may alarm you."
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Ooh! Gay. Gay, gay, gay, gay.
"Ooh! Gay. Gay, gay, gay, gay."
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Uhh!
"Uhh!"
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I'm sorry, jeff.
"I'm sorry, jeff."
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You guys, you create fun, and I destroy it.
"You guys, you create fun, and I destroy it."
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I wanted to be funny.
"I wanted to be funny."
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I hate that I obsess about my age.
"I hate that I obsess about my age."
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You know you're not?
"You know you're not?"
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Ohh.
"Ohh."
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it's not a meteor!
"it's not a meteor!"
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It's a cookie wand!
"It's a cookie wand!"
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It was a burglar.
"It was a burglar."
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- Or the anti -winger.
"- Or the anti -winger."
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Uh...Look, you're-- you're--
"Uh...Look, you're-- you're--"
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If I did, then we wouldn't need you.
"If I did, then we wouldn't need you."
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britta!
"britta!"
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- Yes! - Yeah! Come over here!
"- Yes! - Yeah! Come over here!"
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Shh! Just watch.
"Shh! Just watch."
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- Oh, sure. - And 3, 2, 1.
"- Oh, sure. - And 3, 2, 1."
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?T× troy and abed in the mornin' ?T×
"?T× troy and abed in the mornin' ?T×"
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You want to set it up for us?
"You want to set it up for us?"
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Uh, I'd like to,
"Uh, I'd like to,"
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No, who'd want to watch this?
"No, who'd want to watch this?"
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Jeez!
"Jeez!"
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Good morning, greendale!
"Good morning, greendale!"
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Baba booey, baba booey, baba booey.
"Baba booey, baba booey, baba booey."
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Anyway, just reminding you to keep any April fool's prank
"Anyway, just reminding you to keep any April fool's prank"
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Physically safe, politically balanced,
"Physically safe, politically balanced,"
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