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Clips from Community - Beginner Pottery (S01E01)

Short Films 2009 Season 1, Episode 19 28 min 576 clips
Short Drama

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Pilot 1 1
Spanish 101 1 2
Introduction to Film 1 3
Social Psychology 1 4
Advanced Criminal Law 1 5
Football, Feminism and You 1 6
Introduction to Statistics 1 7
Home Economics 1 8
Debate 109 1 9
Environmental Science 1 10
The Politics of Human Sexuality 1 11
Comparative Religion 1 12
Investigative Journalism 1 13
Interpretive Dance 1 14
Romantic Expressionism 1 15
Communication Studies 1 16
Physical Education 1 17
Basic Genealogy 1 18
Beginner Pottery 1 19
The Science of Illusion 1 20
Contemporary American Poultry 1 21
The Art of Discourse 1 22
Modern Warfare 1 23
English as a Second Language 1 24
Pascal's Triangle Revisited 1 25
Anthropology 101 2 1
Accounting for Lawyers 2 2
The Psychology of Letting Go 2 3
Basic Rocket Science 2 4
Messianic Myths and Ancient Peoples 2 5
Epidemiology 2 6
Aerodynamics of Gender 2 7
Cooperative Calligraphy 2 8
Conspiracy Theories and Interior Design 2 9
Mixology Certification 2 10
Abed's Uncontrollable Christmas 2 11
Asian Population Studies 2 12
Celebrity Pharmacology 2 13
Advanced Dungeons & Dragons 2 14
Early 21st Century Romanticism 2 15
Intermediate Documentary Filmmaking 2 16
Intro to Political Science 2 17
Custody Law and Eastern European Diplomacy 2 18
Critical Film Studies 2 19
Competitive Wine Tasting 2 20
Paradigms of Human Memory 2 21
Applied Anthropology and Culinary Arts 2 22
A Fistful of Paintballs (1) 2 23
For a Few Paintballs More 2 24
Biology 101 3 1
Geography of Global Conflict 3 2
Competitive Ecology 3 3
Remedial Chaos Theory 3 4
Horror Fiction in Seven Spooky Steps 3 5
Advanced Gay 3 6
Title Season Episode
Studies In Modern Movement 3 7
Documentary Filmmaking: Redux 3 8
Foosball and Nocturnal Vigilantism 3 9
Regional Holiday Music 3 10
Urban Matrimony and the Sandwich Arts 3 11
Contemporary Impressionists 3 12
Digital Exploration Of Interior Design (1) 3 13
Pillows and Blankets (2) 3 14
Origins of Vampire Mythology 3 15
Virtual Systems Analysis 3 16
Basic Lupine Urology 3 17
Course Listing Unavailable 3 18
Curriculum Unavailable 3 19
Digital Estate Planning 3 20
The First Chang Dynasty 3 21
Introduction To Finality 3 22
History 101 4 1
Paranormal Parentage 4 2
Conventions of Space and Time 4 3
Alternative History of the German Invasion 4 4
Cooperative Escapism In Familial Relations 4 5
Advanced Documentary Filmmaking 4 6
Economics of Marine Biology 4 7
Herstory of Dance 4 8
Intro To Felt Surrogacy 4 9
Intro To Knots 4 10
Basic Human Anatomy 4 11
Heroic Origins 4 12
Advanced Introduction to Finality 4 13
Repilot 5 1
Introduction to Teaching 5 2
Basic Intergluteal Numismatics 5 3
Cooperative Polygraphy 5 4
Geothermal Escapism 5 5
Analysis of Cork-Based Networking 5 6
Bondage and Beta Male Sexuality 5 7
App Development and Condiments 5 8
VCR Maintenance and Educational Publishing 5 9
Advanced Advanced Dungeons & Dragons 5 10
G.I. Jeff 5 11
Basic Story 5 12
Basic Sandwich 5 13
Ladders 6 1
Lawnmower Maintenance and Postnatal Care 6 2
Basic Crisis Room Decorum 6 3
Queer Studies & Advanced Waxing 6 4
Laws of Robotics & Party Rights 6 5
Basic Email Security 6 6
Advanced Safety Features 6 7
Intro to Recycled Cinema 6 8
Grifting 101 6 9
Basic RV Repair and Palmistry 6 10
Modern Espionage 6 11
Wedding Videography 6 12
Emotional Consequences of Broadcast Television 6 13
I caught the tail end of what cinemax gets up to at night.
"I caught the tail end of what cinemax gets up to at night."
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An hour from the city.
"An hour from the city."
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And maybe she can strip to it.
"And maybe she can strip to it."
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Not just when it's easy.
"Not just when it's easy."
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To drop or add classes,
"To drop or add classes,"
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You don't even have to make a good pot.
"You don't even have to make a good pot."
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Sailing.
"Sailing."
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Who's making pots?
"Who's making pots?"
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I don't know how.
"I don't know how."
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He had even displayed envy.
"He had even displayed envy."
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- Abed. - Yeah.
"- Abed. - Yeah."
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Someone call a shrink. What?
"Someone call a shrink. What?"
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Man, so did someone's psyche teacher.
"Man, so did someone's psyche teacher."
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I don't see students here.
"I don't see students here."
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And I didn't create them.
"And I didn't create them."
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That hat's gone. Lost at sea.
"That hat's gone. Lost at sea."
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Hey, jeff, ready to make some art
"Hey, jeff, ready to make some art"
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From a guy in my basket weaving class.
"From a guy in my basket weaving class."
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That's great. That's funny.
"That's great. That's funny."
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And fancy jobs don't impress people.
"And fancy jobs don't impress people."
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You can even represent yourself.
"You can even represent yourself."
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For taking a look at my finger.
"For taking a look at my finger."
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Doc pottery-wood. I like it.
"Doc pottery-wood. I like it."
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Yeah. Have you taken many pottery classes?
"Yeah. Have you taken many pottery classes?"
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But by someone who doesn't really want to know
"But by someone who doesn't really want to know"
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You'd have gone to high school together.
"You'd have gone to high school together."
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Without learning how to make a pot.
"Without learning how to make a pot."
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Fifth highest native american population.
"Fifth highest native american population."
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Oh, jeff... You're goldbluming.
"Oh, jeff... You're goldbluming."
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Heh, I, uh...
"Heh, I, uh..."
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It could happen to anybody.
"It could happen to anybody."
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crabapple.
"crabapple."
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I'm like the sea.
"I'm like the sea."
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We're heading into a high pressure flow.
"We're heading into a high pressure flow."
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Hit the deck!
"Hit the deck!"
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Oh, my god. Pierce!
"Oh, my god. Pierce!"
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Pull me in. What do you mean "time"?
"Pull me in. What do you mean "time"?"
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hey, hey, hey, hey!
"hey, hey, hey, hey!"
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Our problem.
"Our problem."
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It's crazy.
"It's crazy."
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You...Are...Busted.
"You...Are...Busted."
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- No. - I rest my case.
"- No. - I rest my case."
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What case?
"What case?"
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That's fine. No, that's fine.
"That's fine. No, that's fine."
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No! Nooo!
"No! Nooo!"
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Is this about that guy in your pottery class?
"Is this about that guy in your pottery class?"
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This kid's got some natural talent you just don't have.
"This kid's got some natural talent you just don't have."
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Great.
"Great."
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I mean, why are you letting this guy get to you so much?
"I mean, why are you letting this guy get to you so much?"
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After they murdered you?
"After they murdered you?"
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I call living.
"I call living."
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Since he drowned.
"Since he drowned."
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- Oh, my god. - Hey! I'm going down!
"- Oh, my god. - Hey! I'm going down!"
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I am about to get the only "a"
"I am about to get the only "a""
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Help!
"Help!"
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It's going down!
"It's going down!"
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You okay? - You all right?
"You okay? - You all right?"
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I'll take your captain's hat.
"I'll take your captain's hat."
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Well, it means nothing, really.
"Well, it means nothing, really."
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Well, I'm bad at pottery.
"Well, I'm bad at pottery."
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And that takes a lot of the pressure off,
"And that takes a lot of the pressure off,"
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And it was only in your imagination.
"And it was only in your imagination."
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I had to get up so early for my bus,
"I had to get up so early for my bus,"
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Subscription canceled.
"Subscription canceled."
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I got that channel for eddie murphy movies,
"I got that channel for eddie murphy movies,"
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Not stimulation.
"Not stimulation."
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Wait, why are you taking the bus?
"Wait, why are you taking the bus?"
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What happened to your minivan?
"What happened to your minivan?"
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My ex-husband needed it.
"My ex-husband needed it."
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The person he's dating works at a club.
"The person he's dating works at a club."
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Ah, well, I'll play a violin for them,
"Ah, well, I'll play a violin for them,"
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As we stand once again upon the deadline
"As we stand once again upon the deadline"
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For ultimate blow-off class:
"For ultimate blow-off class:"
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Beginner pottery.
"Beginner pottery."
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Ended up teaching me to live in the moment,
"Ended up teaching me to live in the moment,"
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Which I will always regret and never do again.
"Which I will always regret and never do again."
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This one's different. I researched.
"This one's different. I researched."
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You get an art credit for participation.
"You get an art credit for participation."
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This class is like a redhead that drinks scotch
"This class is like a redhead that drinks scotch"
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And loves die hard.
"And loves die hard."
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I suggest you all get her number.
"I suggest you all get her number."
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Ahoy!
"Ahoy!"
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Guess which class I signed up for.
"Guess which class I signed up for."
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Singing with tennille?
"Singing with tennille?"
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Ha ha ha hee ha ha ho ho hey.
"Ha ha ha hee ha ha ho ho hey."
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But the nearest body of water is 2 1/2 hours away.
"But the nearest body of water is 2 1/2 hours away."
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Leagues, abed.
"Leagues, abed."
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We don't measure water by hours.
"We don't measure water by hours."
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It's a one-week intensive
"It's a one-week intensive"
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That gives you hands-on experience
"That gives you hands-on experience"
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On a real boat
"On a real boat"
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Right here in the parking lot.
"Right here in the parking lot."
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I'd rather learn boats than pots.
"I'd rather learn boats than pots."
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I was going to take a class on how to put together
"I was going to take a class on how to put together"
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An online dating profile,
"An online dating profile,"
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But I think sailing in the parking lot
"But I think sailing in the parking lot"
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Is less pathetic.
"Is less pathetic."
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A black person on a sailboat?
"A black person on a sailboat?"
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I gotta see this. I'm in.
"I gotta see this. I'm in."
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How 'bout you, abed? Wanna sail with us?
"How 'bout you, abed? Wanna sail with us?"
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There's black people.
"There's black people."
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Mm-hmm, there's two.
"Mm-hmm, there's two."
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Hello, ladies. What are you guys making,
"Hello, ladies. What are you guys making,"
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Big balls here?
"Big balls here?"
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Oh, yeah. You guys getting dirty?
"Oh, yeah. You guys getting dirty?"
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What are you looking at?
"What are you looking at?"
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Heh, all right.
"Heh, all right."
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Hey, laura ingalls.
"Hey, laura ingalls."
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Home depot guy.
"Home depot guy."
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Huh?
"Huh?"
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Let's participate this thing.
"Let's participate this thing."
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Let's do this.
"Let's do this."
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Ladies, I don't know why you're laughing.
"Ladies, I don't know why you're laughing."
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I really do want to make my mom an ashtray.
"I really do want to make my mom an ashtray."
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Hello, my precious blueberries.
"Hello, my precious blueberries."
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Hello.
"Hello."
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All right, let's spin those wheels and play.
"All right, let's spin those wheels and play."
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With some clay.
"With some clay."
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Now there's one, and only one, rule in this class.
"Now there's one, and only one, rule in this class."
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I will tolerate no reenacting,
"I will tolerate no reenacting,"
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