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Clips from Community - Mixology Certification (S02E02)

Short Films 2009 Season 2, Episode 10 28 min 384 clips

Episodes from this show

Title Season Episode
Pilot 1 1
Spanish 101 1 2
Introduction to Film 1 3
Social Psychology 1 4
Advanced Criminal Law 1 5
Football, Feminism and You 1 6
Introduction to Statistics 1 7
Home Economics 1 8
Debate 109 1 9
Environmental Science 1 10
The Politics of Human Sexuality 1 11
Comparative Religion 1 12
Investigative Journalism 1 13
Interpretive Dance 1 14
Romantic Expressionism 1 15
Communication Studies 1 16
Physical Education 1 17
Basic Genealogy 1 18
Beginner Pottery 1 19
The Science of Illusion 1 20
Contemporary American Poultry 1 21
The Art of Discourse 1 22
Modern Warfare 1 23
English as a Second Language 1 24
Pascal's Triangle Revisited 1 25
Anthropology 101 2 1
Accounting for Lawyers 2 2
The Psychology of Letting Go 2 3
Basic Rocket Science 2 4
Messianic Myths and Ancient Peoples 2 5
Epidemiology 2 6
Aerodynamics of Gender 2 7
Cooperative Calligraphy 2 8
Conspiracy Theories and Interior Design 2 9
Mixology Certification 2 10
Abed's Uncontrollable Christmas 2 11
Asian Population Studies 2 12
Celebrity Pharmacology 2 13
Advanced Dungeons & Dragons 2 14
Early 21st Century Romanticism 2 15
Intermediate Documentary Filmmaking 2 16
Intro to Political Science 2 17
Custody Law and Eastern European Diplomacy 2 18
Critical Film Studies 2 19
Competitive Wine Tasting 2 20
Paradigms of Human Memory 2 21
Applied Anthropology and Culinary Arts 2 22
A Fistful of Paintballs (1) 2 23
For a Few Paintballs More 2 24
Biology 101 3 1
Geography of Global Conflict 3 2
Competitive Ecology 3 3
Remedial Chaos Theory 3 4
Horror Fiction in Seven Spooky Steps 3 5
Advanced Gay 3 6
Title Season Episode
Studies In Modern Movement 3 7
Documentary Filmmaking: Redux 3 8
Foosball and Nocturnal Vigilantism 3 9
Regional Holiday Music 3 10
Urban Matrimony and the Sandwich Arts 3 11
Contemporary Impressionists 3 12
Digital Exploration Of Interior Design (1) 3 13
Pillows and Blankets (2) 3 14
Origins of Vampire Mythology 3 15
Virtual Systems Analysis 3 16
Basic Lupine Urology 3 17
Course Listing Unavailable 3 18
Curriculum Unavailable 3 19
Digital Estate Planning 3 20
The First Chang Dynasty 3 21
Introduction To Finality 3 22
History 101 4 1
Paranormal Parentage 4 2
Conventions of Space and Time 4 3
Alternative History of the German Invasion 4 4
Cooperative Escapism In Familial Relations 4 5
Advanced Documentary Filmmaking 4 6
Economics of Marine Biology 4 7
Herstory of Dance 4 8
Intro To Felt Surrogacy 4 9
Intro To Knots 4 10
Basic Human Anatomy 4 11
Heroic Origins 4 12
Advanced Introduction to Finality 4 13
Repilot 5 1
Introduction to Teaching 5 2
Basic Intergluteal Numismatics 5 3
Cooperative Polygraphy 5 4
Geothermal Escapism 5 5
Analysis of Cork-Based Networking 5 6
Bondage and Beta Male Sexuality 5 7
App Development and Condiments 5 8
VCR Maintenance and Educational Publishing 5 9
Advanced Advanced Dungeons & Dragons 5 10
G.I. Jeff 5 11
Basic Story 5 12
Basic Sandwich 5 13
Ladders 6 1
Lawnmower Maintenance and Postnatal Care 6 2
Basic Crisis Room Decorum 6 3
Queer Studies & Advanced Waxing 6 4
Laws of Robotics & Party Rights 6 5
Basic Email Security 6 6
Advanced Safety Features 6 7
Intro to Recycled Cinema 6 8
Grifting 101 6 9
Basic RV Repair and Palmistry 6 10
Modern Espionage 6 11
Wedding Videography 6 12
Emotional Consequences of Broadcast Television 6 13
"Hello during a random dessert,"
Troy.
This is how you turn 20. Thanks.
I broke my legs, not my gender. Okay.
Mom, how many lies have I been living?
Yes. I wanna bathe in manhood.
I don't need people helping me do normal things
Oh, The Ballroom. Good.
And now I guess I am being clever.
You and I, we're just two guys now.
Yeah, happy birthday. Thanks.
Okay? Yeah.
Corpus Christi, Texas. 78418.
He taught me how to throw a football.
Very funny, punk. Get out of my way.
Activates the flavor. Good Lord.
I can't wait to understand these arguments.
And guess what. I could.
Annie's the one that plans things, not me.
Thinks she's got it all figured out.
What does that even mean? No idea.
Followed by an internship.
Abed. Abed, I'm Robert.
Wait. You guys, you guys.
Give that to me. No, no.
I had some bad years.
I will see you all on Monday.
I'm stuck in this... The chair broke...
Hey, it's my birthday
but can I have a seven and seven?
My big boy. Big, big boy.
Go to sleep, Abed. Cool.
I pretended to be a different person.
Arms.
We kept the language on the cake compliant.
the month and day of which coincide numerically
"with your expulsion from a uterus."
You guys. I never cry, but...
Guys, finals are coming up.
Funny, last week was my birthday
and nobody noticed and nobody cared.
- Nutritious. - Got you!
Of course I remember my birthday. What a party.
Yeah, you still owe me for the keg deposit.
Troy.
"Kickpuncher: Detroit"?
Troy's birthday is tomorrow, December 4th.
Also born that day, Tyra Banks, Marisa Tomei
and French cinematographer Claude Renoir.
- Yes, jackpot. - On the Chinese calendar,
Purposeful, self-possessed and gregarious.
No, I'm pretty sure I'm a snake.
He did it wrong. Troy, we're 1990, we're horses.
Because fifth grade is really hard for everyone.
As in the legal drinking age.
Whoa.
You were just complaining about too many parties.
Lame ones, this is real. What makes it real?
I'm taking you to L Street.
No, but I also haven't been to Beirut.
But I'm sure I will go one day
Let's hear your great suggestions. The Red Door.
Oh, yeah, the Red Door. The Red Hipster.
I'm 19, I can't get into bars.
- Well... - I'll bring you a mudslide.
Okay, well, have fun.
Fine, I'll get Annie an ID. A fake ID?
Nice try. We're not going to Red Poet's Society.
We're not going to Douche Street either.
Name the least offensive bar you've ever been to.
One, two, three.
Flannahan's Hole. Flannahan's Hole, done.
Do you wanna ride in my van? I'm not disabled.
and doting over me. Why don't you just leave...?
Okay, I'll beat you there.
I don't think this girl looks very much like me.
Come on. She's a white brunette.
So is Anne Hathaway. Go on.
What's your friend doing with other people's IDs?
So she's a drifter. A floater.
An urchin.
Caroline Decker from Corpus Christi, Texas.
Texas? Do I need an accent?
You don't need an accent.
- Howdy, y'all. - I'm Caroline Decker.