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Clips from Community - Contemporary Impressionists (S03E03)

Short Films 2009 Season 3, Episode 12 28 min 524 clips

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Intro To Felt Surrogacy 4 9
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- you'd have one. - Pierce...
How does it work?
What do you think, Shirley?
Oh!
♪ not too hard...
We can help too. We just saw
We should show up at this wedding
I'm feeling more normal already.
She's half-urban.
Let me invest in you.
These pockets.
one of these, this one,
Troy and Abed being normal.
I find that hard to believe, Jeff.
I can't even pretend to get behind it.
I'm gonna tell you the three reasons
Well, then I'm writing this down, hmm?
Hey, man. You don't have to be sarcastic.
Ah! I know.
I probably shouldn't say this,
I'm supposed to be looking like a bride
Give me another.
What's with you?
I'm so sorry.
That's not the point.
but "normal" went out the door the day you did.
Yah, yah, yah!
And I found nothing, so I had a drink.
Nobody stays with anybody forever,
I promise to put your dreams before mine.
I mean, look around.
Then I promise I will do whatever it takes
- What do you say, baby? - Mmm.
Uh, what did you call this? The "Lindbergh lean"?
The bad news is that they made a few calls
- How could you do this, Dean? - I'm sorry!
mmm.
Ugh.
Hot 'n' brown's coffee really wakes me up
to the fact that its coffee sucks.
I miss having a coffee shop.
Now where am I going to get my cappuccinos
and Sarah McLachlan CDs?
It wasn't that great. If had this space,
I would have served fresh fruit and sandwiches,
and I would've got rid
of that take-a-penny, leave-a-penny nonsense.
If the good lord wanted you to have a penny,
Why do you look like a wealthy murderer?
I look like an entrepreneur.
by investing in new products.
- Like... these. - What's that?
It's an automatic security camera
that can tell your friends from intruders.
Your guests have arrived.
Threat level four.
Your guests have arrived.
It's not calibrated.
Wireless racism. The future of the past is now.
Oh, I made that offer the first day I met her.
She almost broke my nose.
I mean, Shirley's good with food,
you have capital, and Greendale has real estate.
What are you talking about, Britta?
- To start a business. - Hmm.
Should I have my people call your people?
I mean, not your people.
I could think about it.
is Shirley Bennett in the house?
the year was 1991.
♪ Ah-ooh...
Andre, what are you doing here?
♪ Boys II men, going on
Spring fling dance.
A vision in hyper color and hammer pants.
- and only one Damon Wayans. - Oh.
Baby, I know I've made mistakes,
but I'm so happy we've made it through.
But there's one thing,
something important, that we keep putting off.
Oh.
Will you, Shirley Bennett,
marry me, Andre Bennett, again?
Yes, yes, again!
Shall I notify authorities?
♪ Give me some rope, time in a tree ♪
♪ Give me the hope to run out of steam ♪
♪ Somebody said we could be here ♪
♪ I can't count the reasons I should stay ♪
♪ One by one they all just fade away ♪
Second weddings are okay, I guess.
If I had to rank 'em, uh...
It would go fourth, seventh, second,
fifth, first, third, sixth.
- No, wait... first then fifth. - Got it...
You're anti-wedding, now?
No, she's just pro-anti.
No to everything you both said.
Weddings are like little girls' tea parties,
except the women are the stuffed animals,
the men are making them talk,
and they're not drinking tea,
they're drinking antiquated gender roles.
Somebody tell Britta what an analogy is.
I know what it is.
Hmm.