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Clips from Community - Origins of Vampire Mythology (S03E03)

Short Films 2009 Season 3, Episode 15 28 min 523 clips

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Origins of Vampire Mythology 3 15
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Basic Lupine Urology 3 17
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Intro To Felt Surrogacy 4 9
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♪ making a cake ♪ - Pyoo!
I never thought I'd miss it.
♪ She'll be coming around the mountain ♪
Just letting the students know
And it was a marvel comic in 1973.
Because if he comes through town and calls me,
I was one of the gang. It was in my hand.
that she just can't shake from her system
I will end up doing him like a crossword,
And I need to stay with you this weekend.
Our apartment has central heating,
All aboard the human being railway!
Next stop, spo--
I'd like your student Troy Barnes
You know what, just make me a scotch and soda.
You just wanna know where your phone's hidden.
I have the potential to watch Blade.
I have a right to know! You're monsters!
I want you to know--
but I've always felt them.
Hey, little sis,
Seriously.
I have to call my doctor for some results.
- it'll come to me. - That's diabolical.
N-not as cool as you.
Don't be mad at me."
A magician never reveals his secrets, my friend.
- Yeah! In your face! - Good job.
Yeah, you really did it, baby.
So what's the record?
One more round.
- What is your end game here? - I don't know.
And yes, I'm insanely jealous of him.
Britta likes guys who are mean to her.
Give me the phone.
Yes.
Good night.
- Well, let's not be petty. - No, I'm serious.
Ten years ago, before he even met you,
he can pretty much only work at a carnival.
He has no shame.
between me and Troy brushing our teeth?
Best friends, best friends...
♪ Making a cake ♪ - Wait.
Ah.
♪ Best friends, best friends ♪
Aw!
Don't patronize me.
Oh.
♪ when she comes, whoo-whoo ♪
that if you're on campus this weekend,
you'll have to park on the street
because of the carnival.
On an unrelated note, I'm into trains now.
A real carnival?
Is the company called red beard's amusements?
Name rings a bell.
But with me, that could mean anything.
I wonder.
I'm sorry, Britta.
Some things are funny because they make no sense.
And that is not one of them.
And if that's not my job, what is?
Choo choo!
Well, you're also supposed to--
Eh. Administrate the school.
Why, so you all can get a big laugh?
- Yeah. - I'd love to have a laugh.
The exact reason.
Fine. I'm not ashamed of my past.
And if it entertains you guys,
that's great because we're friends.
His name is Blade and...
What? Oh, no, Britta!
She invoked friendship to undercut the laugh,
Shouldn't new line cinema be suing him?
He was called that before that stupid movie.
He was called that before the fantastic movie.
Well, nerd alert.
Well, ex-boyfriend named Blade alert.
Her love life makes Pierce seem with it.
Her pain unifies us.
She has the king Arthur of bad taste in men.
I'm glad you guys are reacting this way.
I will be there in five minutes.
- I don't understand. - Uh, Andre much?
- Okay, I understand. - I don't.
- You will. - What's that mean?
- He's hung. - Oh, God!
Pierce, you're disgusting.
Just like that I'm disgusting again.
Sometimes, a woman meets a man
no matter much she knows better.
I lucked out with Andre, but God help me.
So what, Britta? You're in love with a guy
who's named after a kickboxing vampire movie?
A fantastic kickboxing vampire movie.
Named after a kickboxing vampire movie.
Oh, Britta!
You wanna watch Blade tonight?
Yes.
♪ Give me some rope, time in a tree ♪
♪ give me the hope to run out of steam ♪
Ugh, I love that I have a locker now.
All that wasted time going to my car
for mid-afternoon wardrobe adjustments.
You're gonna change your shirt?
Not if it's working.
- It's not working. - Yeah.
You're right. I knew it.