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Clips from Community - The First Chang Dynasty (S03E03)

Short Films 2009 Season 3, Episode 21 28 min 430 clips
Short Drama

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Debate 109 1 9
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The Politics of Human Sexuality 1 11
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Interpretive Dance 1 14
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Beginner Pottery 1 19
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Contemporary American Poultry 1 21
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Modern Warfare 1 23
English as a Second Language 1 24
Pascal's Triangle Revisited 1 25
Anthropology 101 2 1
Accounting for Lawyers 2 2
The Psychology of Letting Go 2 3
Basic Rocket Science 2 4
Messianic Myths and Ancient Peoples 2 5
Epidemiology 2 6
Aerodynamics of Gender 2 7
Cooperative Calligraphy 2 8
Conspiracy Theories and Interior Design 2 9
Mixology Certification 2 10
Abed's Uncontrollable Christmas 2 11
Asian Population Studies 2 12
Celebrity Pharmacology 2 13
Advanced Dungeons & Dragons 2 14
Early 21st Century Romanticism 2 15
Intermediate Documentary Filmmaking 2 16
Intro to Political Science 2 17
Custody Law and Eastern European Diplomacy 2 18
Critical Film Studies 2 19
Competitive Wine Tasting 2 20
Paradigms of Human Memory 2 21
Applied Anthropology and Culinary Arts 2 22
A Fistful of Paintballs (1) 2 23
For a Few Paintballs More 2 24
Biology 101 3 1
Geography of Global Conflict 3 2
Competitive Ecology 3 3
Remedial Chaos Theory 3 4
Horror Fiction in Seven Spooky Steps 3 5
Advanced Gay 3 6
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Studies In Modern Movement 3 7
Documentary Filmmaking: Redux 3 8
Foosball and Nocturnal Vigilantism 3 9
Regional Holiday Music 3 10
Urban Matrimony and the Sandwich Arts 3 11
Contemporary Impressionists 3 12
Digital Exploration Of Interior Design (1) 3 13
Pillows and Blankets (2) 3 14
Origins of Vampire Mythology 3 15
Virtual Systems Analysis 3 16
Basic Lupine Urology 3 17
Course Listing Unavailable 3 18
Curriculum Unavailable 3 19
Digital Estate Planning 3 20
The First Chang Dynasty 3 21
Introduction To Finality 3 22
History 101 4 1
Paranormal Parentage 4 2
Conventions of Space and Time 4 3
Alternative History of the German Invasion 4 4
Cooperative Escapism In Familial Relations 4 5
Advanced Documentary Filmmaking 4 6
Economics of Marine Biology 4 7
Herstory of Dance 4 8
Intro To Felt Surrogacy 4 9
Intro To Knots 4 10
Basic Human Anatomy 4 11
Heroic Origins 4 12
Advanced Introduction to Finality 4 13
Repilot 5 1
Introduction to Teaching 5 2
Basic Intergluteal Numismatics 5 3
Cooperative Polygraphy 5 4
Geothermal Escapism 5 5
Analysis of Cork-Based Networking 5 6
Bondage and Beta Male Sexuality 5 7
App Development and Condiments 5 8
VCR Maintenance and Educational Publishing 5 9
Advanced Advanced Dungeons & Dragons 5 10
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Queer Studies & Advanced Waxing 6 4
Laws of Robotics & Party Rights 6 5
Basic Email Security 6 6
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Intro to Recycled Cinema 6 8
Grifting 101 6 9
Basic RV Repair and Palmistry 6 10
Modern Espionage 6 11
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Emotional Consequences of Broadcast Television 6 13
Oh...
"Oh..."
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♪ Give me some rope time in a dream ♪
"♪ Give me some rope time in a dream ♪"
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- I'm watching you. - Move along.
"- I'm watching you. - Move along."
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How's the planning going
"How's the planning going"
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But you might be right.
"But you might be right."
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seem like they're close.
"seem like they're close."
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Snagged one of those flyers.
"Snagged one of those flyers."
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What kind of monster would... Photo booth with props!
"What kind of monster would... Photo booth with props!"
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But the fact is, wherever there is air,
"But the fact is, wherever there is air,"
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in the cafeteria, which we monitor.
"in the cafeteria, which we monitor."
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Oh, no, Jeffrey. Looks like PB and J again.
"Oh, no, Jeffrey. Looks like PB and J again."
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Oh, sorry, it's very clear in my head.
"Oh, sorry, it's very clear in my head."
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Key's around Chang's neck.
"Key's around Chang's neck."
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Just you and probably Obama.
"Just you and probably Obama."
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Great, so according to Troy's intel,
"Great, so according to Troy's intel,"
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Yes, sir.
"Yes, sir."
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♪ Chang eats the sun and drinks the skies ♪
"♪ Chang eats the sun and drinks the skies ♪"
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Oh, crap! Someone call a plumber!
"Oh, crap! Someone call a plumber!"
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Whoa, you guys aren't the usual plumbers.
"Whoa, you guys aren't the usual plumbers."
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Oh, Mr. Brand Loyalty over here.
"Oh, Mr. Brand Loyalty over here."
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in case Chang wants to know why his birthday party
"in case Chang wants to know why his birthday party"
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then we'll have access to the basement door codes.
"then we'll have access to the basement door codes."
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and he's eating out of my hands.
"and he's eating out of my hands."
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Um, I just want to reiterate that this should be
"Um, I just want to reiterate that this should be"
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I'm in.
"I'm in."
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Pierce?
"Pierce?"
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I come to boogie down, I'm boogying down.
"I come to boogie down, I'm boogying down."
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Hey!
"Hey!"
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Nathan, tell me you got eyes on the Dean.
"Nathan, tell me you got eyes on the Dean."
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Jeffrey!
"Jeffrey!"
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but it's okay, they're coming back with a lotion.
"but it's okay, they're coming back with a lotion."
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What's so funny?
"What's so funny?"
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but we've already made it out with the real Dean.
"but we've already made it out with the real Dean."
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Ocean's eleven, baby.
"Ocean's eleven, baby."
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Pierce, I'm the real Dean.
"Pierce, I'm the real Dean."
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Getting caught the first time was part of the plan.
"Getting caught the first time was part of the plan."
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Fireworks show?
"Fireworks show?"
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the Greendale Seven and the worst Dean ever
"the Greendale Seven and the worst Dean ever"
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over the guy who just nailed an awesome solo?
"over the guy who just nailed an awesome solo?"
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And a-one, a-two, a Chang, Chang, Chang-four.
"And a-one, a-two, a Chang, Chang, Chang-four."
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We have to get out of here.
"We have to get out of here."
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What?
"What?"
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Chang started his solo.
"Chang started his solo."
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- but totally... - Perfect.
"- but totally... - Perfect."
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Hmm.
"Hmm."
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We're done? Done? Done? Done?
"We're done? Done? Done? Done?"
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It didn't begin this way.
"It didn't begin this way."
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You stole my life!
"You stole my life!"
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Carl, Richie, let me ex-Chang.
"Carl, Richie, let me ex-Chang."
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What happened to us?
"What happened to us?"
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and spit out degrees because that's what deans do.
"and spit out degrees because that's what deans do."
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Never wear a rubber.
"Never wear a rubber."
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Troy Barnes.
"Troy Barnes."
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It's quite a groove.
"It's quite a groove."
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Really, stop by. It'll blow your minds.
"Really, stop by. It'll blow your minds."
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A new day has dawn at Greendale Community College.
"A new day has dawn at Greendale Community College."
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Some said we'd never bounce back
"Some said we'd never bounce back"
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after the unfortunate events of the Star-Burns wake riot
"after the unfortunate events of the Star-Burns wake riot"
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instigated by the Greendale Seven.
"instigated by the Greendale Seven."
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But today the guilty parties have been expelled,
"But today the guilty parties have been expelled,"
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enrollment is up,
"enrollment is up,"
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and tuition is more affordable than ever.
"and tuition is more affordable than ever."
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And the architect of this modern-day miracle?
"And the architect of this modern-day miracle?"
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Security chief Benjamin Franklin Chang,
"Security chief Benjamin Franklin Chang,"
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a man who has brought security, harmony,
"a man who has brought security, harmony,"
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and success to what is fast becoming
"and success to what is fast becoming"
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the area's premier community college.
"the area's premier community college."
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Greendale's never been better. Thanks, Chang.
"Greendale's never been better. Thanks, Chang."
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You see? It's not the real Dean.
"You see? It's not the real Dean."
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Of course.
"Of course."
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The head of security at Greendale Community College
"The head of security at Greendale Community College"
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has kidnapped the Dean
"has kidnapped the Dean"
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and replaced him with a deanel-ganger.
"and replaced him with a deanel-ganger."
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Well, when you say it that way, it sounds ridiculous.
"Well, when you say it that way, it sounds ridiculous."
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Yeah, the word we used was doppel-deaner.
"Yeah, the word we used was doppel-deaner."
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Look, I hate cops.
"Look, I hate cops."
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You have to do something.
"You have to do something."
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Isn't this a felony?
"Isn't this a felony?"
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Chang is holding a man against his will.
"Chang is holding a man against his will."
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The real Dean never would have expelled us.
"The real Dean never would have expelled us."
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He loved us.
"He loved us."
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Unfortunately, love is not admissible evidence.
"Unfortunately, love is not admissible evidence."
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♪ Love is not admissible evidence ♪
"♪ Love is not admissible evidence ♪"
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I'm working on a cop opera.
"I'm working on a cop opera."
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Cop-ra!
"Cop-ra!"
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Police-ical!
"Police-ical!"
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Fine. We'll get some proof.
"Fine. We'll get some proof."
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No, you won't.
"No, you won't."
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If I catch any of you within 50 feet
"If I catch any of you within 50 feet"
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of Greendale, I'll throw you all in jail.
"of Greendale, I'll throw you all in jail."
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Thanks for the hot water.
"Thanks for the hot water."
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Wait, cop-ra!
"Wait, cop-ra!"
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♪ give me the hope to run out of steam ♪
"♪ give me the hope to run out of steam ♪"
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for my birthday Chang-stravaganza?
"for my birthday Chang-stravaganza?"
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The magician's booked, and the invitations went out
"The magician's booked, and the invitations went out"
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to the school board and the budweiser frogs.
"to the school board and the budweiser frogs."
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Perfect.
"Perfect."
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Yeah, um, one little snag.
"Yeah, um, one little snag."
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See, we're kind of running out of money,
"See, we're kind of running out of money,"
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what with all the students dropping out
"what with all the students dropping out"
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and the cost of your throne.
"and the cost of your throne."
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It's a prescription throne.
"It's a prescription throne."
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I have back mumps.
"I have back mumps."
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Don't look it up. It's rare.
"Don't look it up. It's rare."
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We should free up some revenue for entertainment at the party.
"We should free up some revenue for entertainment at the party."
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Where's my deanel-Chang-er?
"Where's my deanel-Chang-er?"
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Fire the custodial staff.
"Fire the custodial staff."
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Okay. Cool.
"Okay. Cool."
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Do you think I could get out a little early?
"Do you think I could get out a little early?"
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My wife's getting her braces off, and I...
"My wife's getting her braces off, and I..."
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I love how binoculars make far away things
"I love how binoculars make far away things"
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- They're like... - Telephones for your eyes.
"- They're like... - Telephones for your eyes."
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First Chang kidnaps the Dean,
"First Chang kidnaps the Dean,"
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and now he throws himself a birthday party?
"and now he throws himself a birthday party?"
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It's just like Stalin back in Russia times.
"It's just like Stalin back in Russia times."
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Dance-off? Sundae bar?
"Dance-off? Sundae bar?"
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One of those Ed Hardy street magicians?
"One of those Ed Hardy street magicians?"
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Chang's got to be holding the Dean on campus,
"Chang's got to be holding the Dean on campus,"
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but there's no way we're gonna get past those guards.
"but there's no way we're gonna get past those guards."
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We need somebody on the inside.
"We need somebody on the inside."
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