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Clips from Community - Advanced Gay (S03E03)

Short Films 2009 Season 3, Episode 6 28 min 507 clips

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and I respect that.
any time after 3:00.
And I'll never bring it up again.
I told you it was him.
♪ and I got everything I need ♪
♪ got a pocket full of hawthornes ♪
Oh, my...Even Bruce Vilanch?
having to sew pouches in all his miniskirts.
That's exactly what Constable Reggie said.
No, I thought about it, and I decided a man
mock up a design for a new product line.
at a big party here at Greendale.
We hate lesbians, we hate baggy pants,
and I can't believe you guys are all bears fans.
Somebody take a picture. Come on...
Piercinald Anastasia Hawthorne!
and the unseasonably tan?
Swedish dogs.
You're basically Finns!
Solid ivory is the only way
Actually, uh, after discussing with my father,
- A father? - A homophobe!
Ah, Jeffrey!
I mean, if you're into that kind of thing.
No more palm fronds, Troy.
Have you heard the expression room temperature?
for their entire lives.
and it has nothing to do with his father.
- Hey, where you been? - I'm not allowed to say.
Would you tell me if you were?
I'd tell everyone.
Pierce Hawthorne, get your fine gay-lovin' ass
Secret.
Honestly, I el like watching TV with you.
- That was-- - That was my boy.
Oh, here, he wanted you to have this.
And you can suck it.
It doesn't change the fact that it's a mistake.
in the cafeteria last night.
But he can.
Inspector Spacetime.
Hey, Winger. You going home alone?
Inspector, look out, blorgons!
But when old we are!
Damn it!
Hey, I'm just here for the tater tots.
But come to the third floor men's room tomorrow
Unclog one toilet with me
and tell me you don't feel something.
All right...One toilet.
If it will get you off my back.
Abed, look.
Cool, Stonehenge.
At your cervix.
Oh, sorry, I thought you were a lady.
You can use that cervix line if you want.
Would you mind signing this?
He's a big fan.
♪ I got a pocket full of hawthornes ♪
♪ pock-pocket full of hawthornes ♪
Okay, Randall, power down.
What was that about?
Fans of the product, I suppose.
In the wipes business we call them towel-heads.
with two gay men without doing this.
Wait...Those guys were--
Mm-hmm.
I assumed they were just brothers or wealthy.
Why do you think they wanted your autograph?
This might be why.
♪ It's Friday night ♪
♪ I'm putting on my highest heels ♪
♪ my shortest skirt ♪
♪ my best device for concealing my penis ♪
♪ p-p-p-pocket full of hawthornes ♪
Oh, my God, Pierce,
your moist towelettes are a gay icon.
Well, according to Wikipedia--
Especially Bruce Vilanch.
That is copyright infringement and defamation.
I'm going to sue the pants off that lady.
- I don't think that's a lady. - And why do you
So you were attracted to him?
The only thing I'm attracted to
is taking him to court and eating his ass alive.
- Ooh! - That's not what I meant.
Stop putting gay things in my mouth.
♪ I got a pocket full of hawthornes ♪
His life must be hard enough
Yes, I'm always nice to the gays.
They may live in defiance of God,
but I'd die before I let a woman touch my hair.
Gay-oh!
Hey, what's going on with you bitches?
Bitches is gay talk for friends.
Did you sue Urbana Champaign for his t-shirt?
Not at all, I bought this. I'm a fan.
Also, I'm a gay rights advocate.
I think I can explain.
It happens all the time inspector spacetime.
Yeah, but anti-inspector had a funny mustache
and was kinda rapey.
I don't think his positrons have been negatized.