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Clips from Community - Abed's Uncontrollable Christmas (S02E02)

Short Films 2009 Season 2, Episode 11 28 min 402 clips
Short Drama

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to lend this season the significance of your choosing
"to lend this season the significance of your choosing"
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What do you care, Abed? You're Muslim.
"What do you care, Abed? You're Muslim."
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And this is the most important Christmas in history.
"And this is the most important Christmas in history."
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I'm assuming that's why we're all stop-motion animated.
"I'm assuming that's why we're all stop-motion animated."
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We're stop-motion animated. I don't understand.
"We're stop-motion animated. I don't understand."
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That worries me a little. I think it worries all of us.
"That worries me a little. I think it worries all of us."
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You could move around more.
"You could move around more."
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# Twenty thousand years from now #
"# Twenty thousand years from now #"
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Three, and I told you, we're not clay.
"Three, and I told you, we're not clay."
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And you say you have no memory of this morning.
"And you say you have no memory of this morning."
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It's not a delusion. Very, very publishable.
"It's not a delusion. Very, very publishable."
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And I think I see a solution to this
"And I think I see a solution to this"
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that might also help you with your situation.
"that might also help you with your situation."
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# Sad quick Christmas snowman #
"# Sad quick Christmas snowman #"
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You lied to lure me into group therapy?
"You lied to lure me into group therapy?"
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I'm not just a psych professor. I'm also a Christmas wizard.
"I'm not just a psych professor. I'm also a Christmas wizard."
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Nothing to be afraid of.
"Nothing to be afraid of."
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To Winter Wonderland? Sure.
"To Winter Wonderland? Sure."
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Its atmosphere is 7 percent cinnamon. Oh.
"Its atmosphere is 7 percent cinnamon. Oh."
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Teddy Pierce.
"Teddy Pierce."
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We can take Gumdrop Road and stop at the cave.
"We can take Gumdrop Road and stop at the cave."
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# Come with me and walk with me #
"# Come with me and walk with me #"
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# Accompany me on a journey with me #
"# Accompany me on a journey with me #"
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Shut up, Winger. Mm-hm.
"Shut up, Winger. Mm-hm."
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A journey through Winter Wonderland
"A journey through Winter Wonderland"
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So when I say test, I mean Wonka-style. I'm talking dark.
"So when I say test, I mean Wonka-style. I'm talking dark."
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A great place... It's actually the cave of frozen peas.
"A great place... It's actually the cave of frozen peas."
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It's a common mistake. Don't worry, I got this.
"It's a common mistake. Don't worry, I got this."
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Maybe if you cry enough, he'll change you.
"Maybe if you cry enough, he'll change you."
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So I would appreciate a level of respect
"So I would appreciate a level of respect"
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# High upon her throne #
"# High upon her throne #"
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# The queen of Christmas babies #
"# The queen of Christmas babies #"
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Humbugs. Humbugs?
"Humbugs. Humbugs?"
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Nope, not for that.
"Nope, not for that."
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The wizard didn't bring us here to find the meaning of Christmas.
"The wizard didn't bring us here to find the meaning of Christmas."
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I'm not ejecting you for not liking Christmas music.
"I'm not ejecting you for not liking Christmas music."
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# Wires with fraying ends #
"# Wires with fraying ends #"
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I like the rituals. My parents are divorced too.
"I like the rituals. My parents are divorced too."
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Every year, we sit and watch Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer.
"Every year, we sit and watch Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer."
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Because she comes every year.
"Because she comes every year."
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I went to your dorm room.
"I went to your dorm room."
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I know. You're a Christmas warlock.
"I know. You're a Christmas warlock."
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I mean, human being.
"I mean, human being."
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- Oh. Now we're losing him. - I'm on the roof of the train.
"- Oh. Now we're losing him. - I'm on the roof of the train."
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There's no more journey. It's just you against reality.
"There's no more journey. It's just you against reality."
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You're actually grabbing me in real life, delinquent.
"You're actually grabbing me in real life, delinquent."
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We'll keep him away, Abed. Go.
"We'll keep him away, Abed. Go."
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I didn't wanna go home.
"I didn't wanna go home."
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It's depressing there this time of year.
"It's depressing there this time of year."
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Thinking there was something you could do to save Christmas,
"Thinking there was something you could do to save Christmas,"
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Left where you dropped it on the floor of your dorm.
"Left where you dropped it on the floor of your dorm."
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Let's sing it. Yeah, let's sing.
"Let's sing it. Yeah, let's sing."
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- You start, Britta. - Mm.
"- You start, Britta. - Mm."
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# It's about the birth of Jesus Christ #
"# It's about the birth of Jesus Christ #"
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# Music and cookies And liquor and trees #
"# Music and cookies And liquor and trees #"
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# That's what Christmas is for #
"# That's what Christmas is for #"
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I get it.
"I get it."
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the idea that Christmas has meaning. And it can mean whatever we want.
"the idea that Christmas has meaning. And it can mean whatever we want."
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Ah. That's better. So weird.
"Ah. That's better. So weird."
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Ahem. It's that very special time of year, Greendale.
"Ahem. It's that very special time of year, Greendale."
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A time for me to remind you
"A time for me to remind you"
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that your school acknowledges no specialness to this time of year.
"that your school acknowledges no specialness to this time of year."
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You do, of course, have a constitutional right
"You do, of course, have a constitutional right"
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in any of our designated holiday zones.
"in any of our designated holiday zones."
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Merry Christmas.
"Merry Christmas."
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Don't you mean season's greetings? Shirley, you know it's Christmas.
"Don't you mean season's greetings? Shirley, you know it's Christmas."
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As a Christian, I've learned to be sensitive to other cultures' jealousies.
"As a Christian, I've learned to be sensitive to other cultures' jealousies."
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What are we doing this year?
"What are we doing this year?"
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I'm taking a relaxation course next semester.
"I'm taking a relaxation course next semester."
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I was gonna use the break to do the reading in advance.
"I was gonna use the break to do the reading in advance."
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I'm shutting myself in with my video games.
"I'm shutting myself in with my video games."
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Fake-murdering people is gonna be my new holiday tradition.
"Fake-murdering people is gonna be my new holiday tradition."
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Hm. This is disappointing.
"Hm. This is disappointing."
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Don't your people spend this season writing angry letters to TV Guide?
"Don't your people spend this season writing angry letters to TV Guide?"
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True. Religiously, I'm Muslim. But I've always been a fan of Christmas.
"True. Religiously, I'm Muslim. But I've always been a fan of Christmas."
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I vote we let it go. What did you say we were, Abed?
"I vote we let it go. What did you say we were, Abed?"
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I never understand what any of you are saying.
"I never understand what any of you are saying."
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You guys don't see it? I noticed it this morning.
"You guys don't see it? I noticed it this morning."
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That's how I knew it was special. We've clearly entered a new medium.
"That's how I knew it was special. We've clearly entered a new medium."
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It's probably Arabic for "not clearly. " Ha, ha, ha. Huh?
"It's probably Arabic for "not clearly. " Ha, ha, ha. Huh?"
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You really expect me to tarnish the high-five for that?
"You really expect me to tarnish the high-five for that?"
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You guys really don't see what I'm seeing?
"You guys really don't see what I'm seeing?"
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Is there something that we can do to help you with your situation, Abed?
"Is there something that we can do to help you with your situation, Abed?"
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Not much point in being animated if you don't.
"Not much point in being animated if you don't."
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And I think we should commit to the format. Starting with a song.
"And I think we should commit to the format. Starting with a song."
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You start. I'm sure we'll join in.
"You start. I'm sure we'll join in."
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# Give me the snow Light up the trees #
"# Give me the snow Light up the trees #"
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# Deck every hall And wall you can see #
"# Deck every hall And wall you can see #"
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# Roast every nut Mistle the toe #
"# Roast every nut Mistle the toe #"
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# This needs to be the best Christmas Since the original #
"# This needs to be the best Christmas Since the original #"
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# They'll say The most successful Christmas #
"# They'll say The most successful Christmas #"
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# Was today ##
"# Was today ##"
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Okay, we got him. He's down.
"Okay, we got him. He's down."
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Now, how many fingers am I holding up?
"Now, how many fingers am I holding up?"
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And, more importantly, are they still made of clay?
"And, more importantly, are they still made of clay?"
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We're silicone dolls with foam bodies over ball-and-socket armatures.
"We're silicone dolls with foam bodies over ball-and-socket armatures."
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Fascinating. And publishable.
"Fascinating. And publishable."
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You don't recall the crisis that caused you to take shelter in this delusion.
"You don't recall the crisis that caused you to take shelter in this delusion."
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Abed, I've been a professor of psychology
"Abed, I've been a professor of psychology"
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here at Greendale for many years.
"here at Greendale for many years."
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I'd like to do extensive sessions with you, including hypnosis.
"I'd like to do extensive sessions with you, including hypnosis."
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I don't need therapy. Nobody said you did.
"I don't need therapy. Nobody said you did."
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I just think it would benefit you and, incidentally, me
"I just think it would benefit you and, incidentally, me"
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to get to the real meaning of all this.
"to get to the real meaning of all this."
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You're right. I need to find the meaning of Christmas.
"You're right. I need to find the meaning of Christmas."
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Ah. Well... If I can,
"Ah. Well... If I can,"
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everything will go back to normal.
"everything will go back to normal."
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Asterisk. Abed.
"Asterisk. Abed."
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The dean says if you don't get help, they might kick you out of school.
"The dean says if you don't get help, they might kick you out of school."
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Why would I wanna be in a school that hates Christmas?
"Why would I wanna be in a school that hates Christmas?"
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He's got a point. Kidding.
"He's got a point. Kidding."
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# Sad quick Christmas song #
"# Sad quick Christmas song #"
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# Tragic day gone wrong #
"# Tragic day gone wrong #"
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# Sad quick Christmas song ##
"# Sad quick Christmas song ##"
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I don't suppose you know the meaning of Christmas.
"I don't suppose you know the meaning of Christmas."
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Apparently, it means getting fondled by singing mental cases.
"Apparently, it means getting fondled by singing mental cases."
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My snowman is alive. I'm not a snowman.
"My snowman is alive. I'm not a snowman."
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I'm Chang.
"I'm Chang."
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What the hell's wrong with you? I thought I made you.
"What the hell's wrong with you? I thought I made you."
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Yeah, you made me need to cry in the shower tonight.
"Yeah, you made me need to cry in the shower tonight."
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