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Clips from Community - Queer Studies & Advanced Waxing (S06E06)

Short Films 2009 Season 6, Episode 4 28 min 479 clips
Short Drama

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Title Season Episode
Pilot 1 1
Spanish 101 1 2
Introduction to Film 1 3
Social Psychology 1 4
Advanced Criminal Law 1 5
Football, Feminism and You 1 6
Introduction to Statistics 1 7
Home Economics 1 8
Debate 109 1 9
Environmental Science 1 10
The Politics of Human Sexuality 1 11
Comparative Religion 1 12
Investigative Journalism 1 13
Interpretive Dance 1 14
Romantic Expressionism 1 15
Communication Studies 1 16
Physical Education 1 17
Basic Genealogy 1 18
Beginner Pottery 1 19
The Science of Illusion 1 20
Contemporary American Poultry 1 21
The Art of Discourse 1 22
Modern Warfare 1 23
English as a Second Language 1 24
Pascal's Triangle Revisited 1 25
Anthropology 101 2 1
Accounting for Lawyers 2 2
The Psychology of Letting Go 2 3
Basic Rocket Science 2 4
Messianic Myths and Ancient Peoples 2 5
Epidemiology 2 6
Aerodynamics of Gender 2 7
Cooperative Calligraphy 2 8
Conspiracy Theories and Interior Design 2 9
Mixology Certification 2 10
Abed's Uncontrollable Christmas 2 11
Asian Population Studies 2 12
Celebrity Pharmacology 2 13
Advanced Dungeons & Dragons 2 14
Early 21st Century Romanticism 2 15
Intermediate Documentary Filmmaking 2 16
Intro to Political Science 2 17
Custody Law and Eastern European Diplomacy 2 18
Critical Film Studies 2 19
Competitive Wine Tasting 2 20
Paradigms of Human Memory 2 21
Applied Anthropology and Culinary Arts 2 22
A Fistful of Paintballs (1) 2 23
For a Few Paintballs More 2 24
Biology 101 3 1
Geography of Global Conflict 3 2
Competitive Ecology 3 3
Remedial Chaos Theory 3 4
Horror Fiction in Seven Spooky Steps 3 5
Advanced Gay 3 6
Title Season Episode
Studies In Modern Movement 3 7
Documentary Filmmaking: Redux 3 8
Foosball and Nocturnal Vigilantism 3 9
Regional Holiday Music 3 10
Urban Matrimony and the Sandwich Arts 3 11
Contemporary Impressionists 3 12
Digital Exploration Of Interior Design (1) 3 13
Pillows and Blankets (2) 3 14
Origins of Vampire Mythology 3 15
Virtual Systems Analysis 3 16
Basic Lupine Urology 3 17
Course Listing Unavailable 3 18
Curriculum Unavailable 3 19
Digital Estate Planning 3 20
The First Chang Dynasty 3 21
Introduction To Finality 3 22
History 101 4 1
Paranormal Parentage 4 2
Conventions of Space and Time 4 3
Alternative History of the German Invasion 4 4
Cooperative Escapism In Familial Relations 4 5
Advanced Documentary Filmmaking 4 6
Economics of Marine Biology 4 7
Herstory of Dance 4 8
Intro To Felt Surrogacy 4 9
Intro To Knots 4 10
Basic Human Anatomy 4 11
Heroic Origins 4 12
Advanced Introduction to Finality 4 13
Repilot 5 1
Introduction to Teaching 5 2
Basic Intergluteal Numismatics 5 3
Cooperative Polygraphy 5 4
Geothermal Escapism 5 5
Analysis of Cork-Based Networking 5 6
Bondage and Beta Male Sexuality 5 7
App Development and Condiments 5 8
VCR Maintenance and Educational Publishing 5 9
Advanced Advanced Dungeons & Dragons 5 10
G.I. Jeff 5 11
Basic Story 5 12
Basic Sandwich 5 13
Ladders 6 1
Lawnmower Maintenance and Postnatal Care 6 2
Basic Crisis Room Decorum 6 3
Queer Studies & Advanced Waxing 6 4
Laws of Robotics & Party Rights 6 5
Basic Email Security 6 6
Advanced Safety Features 6 7
Intro to Recycled Cinema 6 8
Grifting 101 6 9
Basic RV Repair and Palmistry 6 10
Modern Espionage 6 11
Wedding Videography 6 12
Emotional Consequences of Broadcast Television 6 13
- Yeah, you got a problem with that? - I'm clear.
"- Yeah, you got a problem with that? - I'm clear."
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I don't know, I don't know.
"I don't know, I don't know."
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Fix, Wi-Fi.
"Fix, Wi-Fi."
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Mm-hm, okay, boom and boom.
"Mm-hm, okay, boom and boom."
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My emails to her get bounced back to me in Aramaic, and when I call,
"My emails to her get bounced back to me in Aramaic, and when I call,"
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They did it, those bastards. They finally did it.
"They did it, those bastards. They finally did it."
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Here's the real reason.
"Here's the real reason."
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No, this isn't about that.
"No, this isn't about that."
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This is about adding a new face to the board.
"This is about adding a new face to the board."
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Kid, animals have been murdering each other for 3 billion years.
"Kid, animals have been murdering each other for 3 billion years."
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Birds have had their 15 million in the spotlight.
"Birds have had their 15 million in the spotlight."
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until then can't you just stall by doing what real IT people do?
"until then can't you just stall by doing what real IT people do?"
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Zip it.
"Zip it."
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- When you gonna fix it? - After.
"- When you gonna fix it? - After."
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It's what the actor does with the role they get, that matters.
"It's what the actor does with the role they get, that matters."
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so read the room Pelton.
"so read the room Pelton."
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- Are you gonna take the job? - I don't know, there's a catch.
"- Are you gonna take the job? - I don't know, there's a catch."
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Jeffery, Frankie, could I see you in my office please?
"Jeffery, Frankie, could I see you in my office please?"
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the most power an openly gay could achieve was a center square.
"the most power an openly gay could achieve was a center square."
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If coming out is a magic show, and gayness is the rabbit out of the hat,
"If coming out is a magic show, and gayness is the rabbit out of the hat,"
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I'm one of those, never in any handkerchiefs.
"I'm one of those, never in any handkerchiefs."
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Anything other than straight, is plenty gay for a school board.
"Anything other than straight, is plenty gay for a school board."
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No?
"No?"
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Get ready, America.
"Get ready, America."
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All right. This is a pretty basic scene.
"All right. This is a pretty basic scene."
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No real subtext. Let's just get it up on its feet. There's no wrong answers.
"No real subtext. Let's just get it up on its feet. There's no wrong answers."
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- Yeah? - Act better. Act better.
"- Yeah? - Act better. Act better."
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Thanks.
"Thanks."
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Hey. I fell off my bike.
"Hey. I fell off my bike."
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Okay.
"Okay."
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As you know, this is something I wanted for a very long time
"As you know, this is something I wanted for a very long time"
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As a gay dean, what is your opinion about the recent controversy surrounding
"As a gay dean, what is your opinion about the recent controversy surrounding"
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the cancelled Pride Parade, and do you think you were selected
"the cancelled Pride Parade, and do you think you were selected"
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I would just like to say that we are very proud to have Mr. Pelton on the board,
"I would just like to say that we are very proud to have Mr. Pelton on the board,"
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I never knew.
"I never knew."
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Yeah, but it's helpful, to me.
"Yeah, but it's helpful, to me."
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Hm.
"Hm."
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If they're albatrosses, we're in trouble.
"If they're albatrosses, we're in trouble."
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Albatrosses have a 270 day fledgling period.
"Albatrosses have a 270 day fledgling period."
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Uh-oh.
"Uh-oh."
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But I'm talented, too, right?
"But I'm talented, too, right?"
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You know why? Because the whole point is to get a job by being gay
"You know why? Because the whole point is to get a job by being gay"
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Are politicians like you? Well we look like you,
"Are politicians like you? Well we look like you,"
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It means nothing I say and very few of the things I think can be trusted.
"It means nothing I say and very few of the things I think can be trusted."
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We like our politicians in the closest because we're afraid,
"We like our politicians in the closest because we're afraid,"
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and a special magnet in his head it uses to migrate.
"and a special magnet in his head it uses to migrate."
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Karate Kid adaptation? Karate Kid adaptation?
"Karate Kid adaptation? Karate Kid adaptation?"
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Directors have a saying.
"Directors have a saying."
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Sorry. You okay?
"Sorry. You okay?"
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Come ask, leave boy alone to train.
"Come ask, leave boy alone to train."
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- Name a place. - Tournament.
"- Name a place. - Tournament."
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It's such a relief to be able to support him out of something other than fear.
"It's such a relief to be able to support him out of something other than fear."
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I am at a total loss about what lesson to learn from any of this.
"I am at a total loss about what lesson to learn from any of this."
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Yeah. Off you go.
"Yeah. Off you go."
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"Always scare Danielson, Miyagi hate fighting."
""Always scare Danielson, Miyagi hate fighting.""
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"Miyagi hate fighting."
""Miyagi hate fighting.""
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- Line? - "Yeah, but you like karate."
"- Line? - "Yeah, but you like karate.""
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Right, right, yeah, but, y... you like karate though.
"Right, right, yeah, but, y... you like karate though."
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So?
"So?"
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- Line. - Chang, the audition's at 3.00.
"- Line. - Chang, the audition's at 3.00."
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Maybe I shouldn't go, you know, maybe I'm a bad actor.
"Maybe I shouldn't go, you know, maybe I'm a bad actor."
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Being good is a fraction of acting. It takes discipline and confidence.
"Being good is a fraction of acting. It takes discipline and confidence."
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Discipline, confidence. Okay from the top.
"Discipline, confidence. Okay from the top."
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"Always scare Danielson. Miyagi hate fighting."
""Always scare Danielson. Miyagi hate fighting.""
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I heard Karate Kid quotes.
"I heard Karate Kid quotes."
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Chang is auditioning for the stage adaptation of Karate Kid downtown.
"Chang is auditioning for the stage adaptation of Karate Kid downtown."
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Yeah, and it's for the part of Daniel LaRusso.
"Yeah, and it's for the part of Daniel LaRusso."
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They took my snake, and they turned it into a plumber.
"They took my snake, and they turned it into a plumber."
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They made the eggs, into barrels.
"They made the eggs, into barrels."
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The pine tree they made into a gorilla, but I recognized my design.
"The pine tree they made into a gorilla, but I recognized my design."
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Donkey Kong my ass.
"Donkey Kong my ass."
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That's construction snake.
"That's construction snake."
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- I don't practice law anymore. - But, we have a case, right?
"- I don't practice law anymore. - But, we have a case, right?"
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- Isn't everyone you'd be suing dead? - That's not cool, man.
"- Isn't everyone you'd be suing dead? - That's not cool, man."
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- Why would a tree throw eggs at a snake? - Why would a papal be fighting a monkey?
"- Why would a tree throw eggs at a snake? - Why would a papal be fighting a monkey?"
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The Wi-Fi's still broken.
"The Wi-Fi's still broken."
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Yeah, we really need Wi-Fi.
"Yeah, we really need Wi-Fi."
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Okay, let's not get carried away. We need oxygen.
"Okay, let's not get carried away. We need oxygen."
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We have oxygen, we need Wi-Fi.
"We have oxygen, we need Wi-Fi."
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Wi-Fi, Wi-Fi, Wi-Fi.
"Wi-Fi, Wi-Fi, Wi-Fi."
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Okay, enough, right?
"Okay, enough, right?"
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Look what I'm doing, look.
"Look what I'm doing, look."
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All right. I, I'm trying to find the IT lady.
"All right. I, I'm trying to find the IT lady."
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I hear an undulating high-pitched whistle that makes my nose bleed.
"I hear an undulating high-pitched whistle that makes my nose bleed."
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Well, sounds like a bad IT lady, right?
"Well, sounds like a bad IT lady, right?"
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Frankie, hire a new IT lady.
"Frankie, hire a new IT lady."
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I'm pretty handy with technology.
"I'm pretty handy with technology."
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I'm assuming it's still the same, smaller holes, more bytes.
"I'm assuming it's still the same, smaller holes, more bytes."
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- Now what are we up to now, mega? - Tera.
"- Now what are we up to now, mega? - Tera."
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Tera.
"Tera."
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Frankie, hire Elroy. Elroy, you're the IT lady.
"Frankie, hire Elroy. Elroy, you're the IT lady."
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- Can I be his assistant? - Not for money.
"- Can I be his assistant? - Not for money."
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- Can I be his friend? - Elroy Abed is your friend.
"- Can I be his friend? - Elroy Abed is your friend."
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Now the real reason I came by, I'm dying.
"Now the real reason I came by, I'm dying."
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Not really, but imagine how bad you feel for complaining about the Wi-Fi.
"Not really, but imagine how bad you feel for complaining about the Wi-Fi."
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Too short?
"Too short?"
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It is too short?
"It is too short?"
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It's not too short? You people are no help.
"It's not too short? You people are no help."
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School board come in.
"School board come in."
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School board, you're surrounded.
"School board, you're surrounded."
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If this is about the bonfire, we'll put it out when the weather breaks.
"If this is about the bonfire, we'll put it out when the weather breaks."
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We come in peace.
"We come in peace."
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We've had our ups and downs, but as of right now.
"We've had our ups and downs, but as of right now."
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We love this school, and love what you're doing with it.
"We love this school, and love what you're doing with it."
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What? Why?
"What? Why?"
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What would you think about moving up?
"What would you think about moving up?"
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Well.
"Well."
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Joining us on the board?
"Joining us on the board?"
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Me? I would love to be on the school board.
"Me? I would love to be on the school board."
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- Awesome. - Awesome.
"- Awesome. - Awesome."
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One, one more thing. You're gay, right?
"One, one more thing. You're gay, right?"
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I mean, like openly gay.
"I mean, like openly gay."
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I'm not openly anything, and gay doesn't begin to cover it.
"I'm not openly anything, and gay doesn't begin to cover it."
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No, no.
"No, no."
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Oh, I get it.
"Oh, I get it."
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This is about the uproar over you guys cancelling the pride parade,
"This is about the uproar over you guys cancelling the pride parade,"
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for a school board parade.
"for a school board parade."
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Those guys get to dress fancy all year.
"Those guys get to dress fancy all year."
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- No, no. - We have one day!
"- No, no. - We have one day!"
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But, if that new face happened to be openly gay,
"But, if that new face happened to be openly gay,"
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