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Clips from Community - Applied Anthropology and Culinary Arts (S02E02)

Short Films 2009 Season 2, Episode 22 28 min 376 clips
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Pilot 1 1
Spanish 101 1 2
Introduction to Film 1 3
Social Psychology 1 4
Advanced Criminal Law 1 5
Football, Feminism and You 1 6
Introduction to Statistics 1 7
Home Economics 1 8
Debate 109 1 9
Environmental Science 1 10
The Politics of Human Sexuality 1 11
Comparative Religion 1 12
Investigative Journalism 1 13
Interpretive Dance 1 14
Romantic Expressionism 1 15
Communication Studies 1 16
Physical Education 1 17
Basic Genealogy 1 18
Beginner Pottery 1 19
The Science of Illusion 1 20
Contemporary American Poultry 1 21
The Art of Discourse 1 22
Modern Warfare 1 23
English as a Second Language 1 24
Pascal's Triangle Revisited 1 25
Anthropology 101 2 1
Accounting for Lawyers 2 2
The Psychology of Letting Go 2 3
Basic Rocket Science 2 4
Messianic Myths and Ancient Peoples 2 5
Epidemiology 2 6
Aerodynamics of Gender 2 7
Cooperative Calligraphy 2 8
Conspiracy Theories and Interior Design 2 9
Mixology Certification 2 10
Abed's Uncontrollable Christmas 2 11
Asian Population Studies 2 12
Celebrity Pharmacology 2 13
Advanced Dungeons & Dragons 2 14
Early 21st Century Romanticism 2 15
Intermediate Documentary Filmmaking 2 16
Intro to Political Science 2 17
Custody Law and Eastern European Diplomacy 2 18
Critical Film Studies 2 19
Competitive Wine Tasting 2 20
Paradigms of Human Memory 2 21
Applied Anthropology and Culinary Arts 2 22
A Fistful of Paintballs (1) 2 23
For a Few Paintballs More 2 24
Biology 101 3 1
Geography of Global Conflict 3 2
Competitive Ecology 3 3
Remedial Chaos Theory 3 4
Horror Fiction in Seven Spooky Steps 3 5
Advanced Gay 3 6
Title Season Episode
Studies In Modern Movement 3 7
Documentary Filmmaking: Redux 3 8
Foosball and Nocturnal Vigilantism 3 9
Regional Holiday Music 3 10
Urban Matrimony and the Sandwich Arts 3 11
Contemporary Impressionists 3 12
Digital Exploration Of Interior Design (1) 3 13
Pillows and Blankets (2) 3 14
Origins of Vampire Mythology 3 15
Virtual Systems Analysis 3 16
Basic Lupine Urology 3 17
Course Listing Unavailable 3 18
Curriculum Unavailable 3 19
Digital Estate Planning 3 20
The First Chang Dynasty 3 21
Introduction To Finality 3 22
History 101 4 1
Paranormal Parentage 4 2
Conventions of Space and Time 4 3
Alternative History of the German Invasion 4 4
Cooperative Escapism In Familial Relations 4 5
Advanced Documentary Filmmaking 4 6
Economics of Marine Biology 4 7
Herstory of Dance 4 8
Intro To Felt Surrogacy 4 9
Intro To Knots 4 10
Basic Human Anatomy 4 11
Heroic Origins 4 12
Advanced Introduction to Finality 4 13
Repilot 5 1
Introduction to Teaching 5 2
Basic Intergluteal Numismatics 5 3
Cooperative Polygraphy 5 4
Geothermal Escapism 5 5
Analysis of Cork-Based Networking 5 6
Bondage and Beta Male Sexuality 5 7
App Development and Condiments 5 8
VCR Maintenance and Educational Publishing 5 9
Advanced Advanced Dungeons & Dragons 5 10
G.I. Jeff 5 11
Basic Story 5 12
Basic Sandwich 5 13
Ladders 6 1
Lawnmower Maintenance and Postnatal Care 6 2
Basic Crisis Room Decorum 6 3
Queer Studies & Advanced Waxing 6 4
Laws of Robotics & Party Rights 6 5
Basic Email Security 6 6
Advanced Safety Features 6 7
Intro to Recycled Cinema 6 8
Grifting 101 6 9
Basic RV Repair and Palmistry 6 10
Modern Espionage 6 11
Wedding Videography 6 12
Emotional Consequences of Broadcast Television 6 13
If it's my child, it's okay to have a drink or two.
"If it's my child, it's okay to have a drink or two."
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Hi.
"Hi."
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He's a writer who's doing a piece on me for Dean Magazine.
"He's a writer who's doing a piece on me for Dean Magazine."
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Uh, professor. What?
"Uh, professor. What?"
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So after this, we should check out the World Food Festival in the parking lot.
"So after this, we should check out the World Food Festival in the parking lot."
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Some need only eight months, depending on how much of the mother they eat.
"Some need only eight months, depending on how much of the mother they eat."
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- It's cool. - How?
"- It's cool. - How?"
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I don't know. It just is.
"I don't know. It just is."
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No. I don't know. Tsh. No.
"No. I don't know. Tsh. No."
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Uh, uh... No, no, no. Thank you for the conversation.
"Uh, uh... No, no, no. Thank you for the conversation."
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you decided to grow a wang. I regret nothing.
"you decided to grow a wang. I regret nothing."
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while a life is created 10 feet from you.
"while a life is created 10 feet from you."
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Okay, here's what it is.
"Okay, here's what it is."
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God, that was a good week.
"God, that was a good week."
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We come out healthy. That's why there's a billion of us.
"We come out healthy. That's why there's a billion of us."
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So how does it work?
"So how does it work?"
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Yeah, that's the stuff.
"Yeah, that's the stuff."
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That's okay because it is natural.
"That's okay because it is natural."
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No, no, no, the money doesn't matter anymore.
"No, no, no, the money doesn't matter anymore."
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He divorced Betty Grable.
"He divorced Betty Grable."
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Nobody cares about your handshake.
"Nobody cares about your handshake."
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more than 8 centimeters, we have time to get her to a hospital.
"more than 8 centimeters, we have time to get her to a hospital."
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Unless that father is me.
"Unless that father is me."
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- And not true. Sort of. - Annie.
"- And not true. Sort of. - Annie."
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Chang! Where's Chang? What's up, baby?
"Chang! Where's Chang? What's up, baby?"
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Well, that's a discussion for a different time.
"Well, that's a discussion for a different time."
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Okay, at each contraction, you need to tell Shirley to push.
"Okay, at each contraction, you need to tell Shirley to push."
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Guys, I got it. I'm in the zone.
"Guys, I got it. I'm in the zone."
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It's Baby Greendale. You guys don't have to name it that.
"It's Baby Greendale. You guys don't have to name it that."
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Did that just happen?
"Did that just happen?"
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Hi. Aw.
"Hi. Aw."
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We did it, Sugar Boots. No, you did it, baby.
"We did it, Sugar Boots. No, you did it, baby."
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All right, well, we'll have our own little baby Ben Bennett.
"All right, well, we'll have our own little baby Ben Bennett."
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Okay. No, no, no, that's fine.
"Okay. No, no, no, that's fine."
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Yeah.
"Yeah."
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Screaming, crying and covered in crap.
"Screaming, crying and covered in crap."
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Look at how teeny his hands are.
"Look at how teeny his hands are."
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And that's how Paleolithic hunting tribes
"And that's how Paleolithic hunting tribes"
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overtook early agricultural civilizations.
"overtook early agricultural civilizations."
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Oh. That's an interesting answer, Miss Edison.
"Oh. That's an interesting answer, Miss Edison."
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Is it right? Don't know, don't care.
"Is it right? Don't know, don't care."
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But so far, you're all getting A's.
"But so far, you're all getting A's."
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- Yes! - You're welcome.
"- Yes! - You're welcome."
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Are you sure everyone should get A's?
"Are you sure everyone should get A's?"
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It seems unfair to the people that actually studied.
"It seems unfair to the people that actually studied."
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Throw paper balls at her head until she sits down.
"Throw paper balls at her head until she sits down."
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- Sitting. I'm sitting. - Good.
"- Sitting. I'm sitting. - Good."
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Very good. A-pluses for all of you.
"Very good. A-pluses for all of you."
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Professor Duncan, you are such a great teacher when you're drinking.
"Professor Duncan, you are such a great teacher when you're drinking."
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Thank you, Darrell. It's Troy.
"Thank you, Darrell. It's Troy."
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Hey, it the man wants to give Darrell an A, let him do it.
"Hey, it the man wants to give Darrell an A, let him do it."
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Nice shot. Oh, thanks.
"Nice shot. Oh, thanks."
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A toast to the easiest school, the dumbest dean...
"A toast to the easiest school, the dumbest dean..."
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And the ultimate blow-off class: Anthropology.
"And the ultimate blow-off class: Anthropology."
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Who knew?
"Who knew?"
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- Cheers. - Yeah.
"- Cheers. - Yeah."
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Hey, Shirley. Hm?
"Hey, Shirley. Hm?"
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You're not drinking. Someone is cruising for an A-minus.
"You're not drinking. Someone is cruising for an A-minus."
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Oh, no, no, I'm with child.
"Oh, no, no, I'm with child."
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Chang babies love the sauce, you know?
"Chang babies love the sauce, you know?"
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Alcohol and duck.
"Alcohol and duck."
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Zoink.
"Zoink."
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This is not your child, Chang. It's Andre's.
"This is not your child, Chang. It's Andre's."
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How do you know? Because I don't see any locusts.
"How do you know? Because I don't see any locusts."
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Besides, a woman knows these things.
"Besides, a woman knows these things."
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Women have a connectedness to their bodies
"Women have a connectedness to their bodies"
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that you would never understand.
"that you would never understand."
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You have a booger.
"You have a booger."
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I know, it's part of me.
"I know, it's part of me."
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Hey, can we please do the exam?
"Hey, can we please do the exam?"
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Question number two:
"Question number two:"
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How awesome is it that this class is fake?
"How awesome is it that this class is fake?"
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Yeah.
"Yeah."
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And that is what Jews do at weddings.
"And that is what Jews do at weddings."
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Anthropology. Lehayim!
"Anthropology. Lehayim!"
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Professor Duncan, class, this is Mr. Jacobson.
"Professor Duncan, class, this is Mr. Jacobson."
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Ah!
"Ah!"
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Keep taking your exam. Don't let my presence distract you.
"Keep taking your exam. Don't let my presence distract you."
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I'm sort of a father figure to the kids around here
"I'm sort of a father figure to the kids around here"
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for my outside-the-box approach to education.
"for my outside-the-box approach to education."
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You know, like that film, Children of the Corn.
"You know, like that film, Children of the Corn."
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Proceed. Yes.
"Proceed. Yes."
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The anthropology final.
"The anthropology final."
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Do you know what?
"Do you know what?"
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I have left the exam paper in my office, but it is a real doozy.
"I have left the exam paper in my office, but it is a real doozy."
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There is an interactive element, a performance component,
"There is an interactive element, a performance component,"
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and I don't wanna tip it,
"and I don't wanna tip it,"
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but there may be a lump of clay coming to everyone in the room.
"but there may be a lump of clay coming to everyone in the room."
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So toodle-Ioo. Cheerio.
"So toodle-Ioo. Cheerio."
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Wowee.
"Wowee."
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This is a real college.
"This is a real college."
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No way.
"No way."
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There are lunch trucks with 18 different nationalities of food.
"There are lunch trucks with 18 different nationalities of food."
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You know what? Not different, equal. Equal to whites.
"You know what? Not different, equal. Equal to whites."
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You know what? Better than whites.
"You know what? Better than whites."
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I think that sounds like an awesome thing to do immediately.
"I think that sounds like an awesome thing to do immediately."
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I bet the reader of Dean Magazine would love it.
"I bet the reader of Dean Magazine would love it."
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- Yeah. - Mm.
"- Yeah. - Mm."
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I'm good. I'd like to stay here and check out this unorthodox exam.
"I'm good. I'd like to stay here and check out this unorthodox exam."
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Oh... Shirley, you okay?
"Oh... Shirley, you okay?"
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Uh-huh. Just a little indigestion.
"Uh-huh. Just a little indigestion."
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I've been having it all morning. Are you sure it isn't a contraction?
"I've been having it all morning. Are you sure it isn't a contraction?"
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- No, no. - It's way too early for any of that.
"- No, no. - It's way too early for any of that."
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My other two came right on schedule. Maybe even a little late.
"My other two came right on schedule. Maybe even a little late."
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Jordan was in here so long, he came out with a driver's license.
"Jordan was in here so long, he came out with a driver's license."
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I'm kidding. That's not true. Ooh. Chang babies are always premature.
"I'm kidding. That's not true. Ooh. Chang babies are always premature."
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We gestate fast because we're better at obtaining nutrients.
"We gestate fast because we're better at obtaining nutrients."
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Oh... Uh...
"Oh... Uh..."
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Shirley, that is full of chemicals. I wouldn't expose your baby to that.
"Shirley, that is full of chemicals. I wouldn't expose your baby to that."
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Actually, my doctor said antacid is safe to take.
"Actually, my doctor said antacid is safe to take."
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Let me guess who paid for that study: Big antacid?
"Let me guess who paid for that study: Big antacid?"
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Shirley, chew on a eucalyptus root
"Shirley, chew on a eucalyptus root"
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and, I know it sounds gross, pig saliva.
"and, I know it sounds gross, pig saliva."
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It's the same active ingredient as antacid.
"It's the same active ingredient as antacid."
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They dress it up with a fancy name.
"They dress it up with a fancy name."
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How dare they?
"How dare they?"
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Wanna see a movie today?
"Wanna see a movie today?"
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Word. Cool.
"Word. Cool."
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Hey, guys, why do you do that?
"Hey, guys, why do you do that?"
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Do what?
"Do what?"
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