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Clips from Community - Debate 109 (S01E01)

Short Films 2009 Season 1, Episode 9 28 min 393 clips

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Debate 109 1 9
Environmental Science 1 10
The Politics of Human Sexuality 1 11
Comparative Religion 1 12
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Interpretive Dance 1 14
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Geography of Global Conflict 3 2
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Cooperative Escapism In Familial Relations 4 5
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Economics of Marine Biology 4 7
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Intro To Felt Surrogacy 4 9
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Basic Human Anatomy 4 11
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Advanced Introduction to Finality 4 13
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Introduction to Teaching 5 2
Basic Intergluteal Numismatics 5 3
Cooperative Polygraphy 5 4
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I'm saying this because I care about you
The best compliment our sports program gets
Sex with men.
into chaos
a bald, bespectacled man held the door
People are evil.
Tell me.
we could...
Evil woman
Evil woman
City College: 50,
Never, it's stupid, I don't care.
Bite me.
You like to sing?
I'm so sorry.
You can't unring that bell.
What's my destiny?
inherent magnetism to sell his points,
Ridiculous.
We should get back to work.
"To act on them and experience
Go to hell, you disgusting pig.
How dare you pity me?
And as German poet Franz Wickmeyer once wrote...
"We cannot blame the snow for being...
What? That dude gets it.
- Hate crimes. - Executions.
This is a real barn-burner.
He was horny. So he dropped him.
Eat that, Simmons.
Simmons got robbed.
I can't smoke a cigarette
You did it.
pal.
The housekeeper says to the guy,
"we don't have a pool."
- And the guy says... - Good morning, Greendale!
Just a reminder, our debate team will bring home
the championship tomorrow versus City College.
Go, Human Beings!
So this guy...
I've got one for you.
A doddering old fool
walks into a bar, tells a stupid joke,
- I don't get it. - She's trying to stop smoking.
right off your pointy face.
and you're my friend.
You need to start smoking again.
And I'm very effective.
Jeff, she's right there.
You would? Super. I'll set it up.
What? I feel bad for him.
Did I hurt your feelings, pointy face?
Have you seen the film department's web site?
What do you think?
All of Abed's films are about us.
- What? - Check it out.
What else is new?
Those people look just like us. That's eerie.
Fine, it's true.
I'm living out of my car.
And I don't want anyone's help.
We had almost that exact conversation last week.
Yeah, but Abed posted this video two weeks ago.
That boy's a soothsayer.
Get a load of these wrinkles.
- Who's that old guy? - Hi, I'm Pierce Hawthorne.
Come on!
There he is.
I'm barely listening now.
Come on, Jeff. Who better than a former lawyer
to really stick it to those city college snobs
and their star debater Simmons?
Pass.
Wait. Wait. Okay, no, no. Look.
Listen, jerkwad... I'm sorry.
That got heated.
Greendale needs a win.
is that our basketball team is really gay,
so what's it gonna take? A plum parking space,
free meals,
a night of companionship
if you know what I mean.
I'll do it for the parking space.
And if you promise not to tell me what you mean.
Thank you.
Wave a pocket watch in front of my face
and tell me I'm getting very sleepy?
Now close your eyes.
Keep them closed at all times.
And listen to the soothing sound of my voice.
The only word that will bring you out is...
gorilla.