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Clips from Community - Lawnmower Maintenance and Postnatal Care (S06E06)

Short Films 2009 Season 6, Episode 2 28 min 561 clips
Short Drama
Yahoo!
"Yahoo!"
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Come here, Chomsky.
"Come here, Chomsky."
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stealth and ambivalence.
"stealth and ambivalence."
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This was a pretty big mistake.
"This was a pretty big mistake."
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Dinosaurs. My tax documents.
"Dinosaurs. My tax documents."
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Didn't VR go out in the 90s?
"Didn't VR go out in the 90s?"
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We also mock what's silly.
"We also mock what's silly."
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I'd love to.
"I'd love to."
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Why are you guys and all these books in the nurse's office?
"Why are you guys and all these books in the nurse's office?"
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Don't worry about it.
"Don't worry about it."
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Have fun in the Stone Age while I step into the third dean-mension.
"Have fun in the Stone Age while I step into the third dean-mension."
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When entering virtual reality, you should calibrate the system by looking
"When entering virtual reality, you should calibrate the system by looking"
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I set the time zone.
"I set the time zone."
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And my phone does that automatically.
"And my phone does that automatically."
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I'm gonna see if I can make the font bigger.
"I'm gonna see if I can make the font bigger."
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Thank you, guys, again, so much.
"Thank you, guys, again, so much."
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I know that I already owe you you money but
"I know that I already owe you you money but"
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I feel like everybody's talking about that haircut I gave Vicki, so-.
"I feel like everybody's talking about that haircut I gave Vicki, so-."
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We got a good deal.
"We got a good deal."
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having watched us maybe twice?
"having watched us maybe twice?"
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It's close enough.
"It's close enough."
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I did it.
"I did it."
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Welcome to Settings.
"Welcome to Settings."
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I have no intention of returning this system.
"I have no intention of returning this system."
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Delete!
"Delete!"
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Come here you little.
"Come here you little."
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Are you strong or angry?
"Are you strong or angry?"
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Abed have been cheating on me with my parents.
"Abed have been cheating on me with my parents."
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Now you know everything you thought you owed us,
"Now you know everything you thought you owed us,"
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you can actually just owe to Deb and George.
"you can actually just owe to Deb and George."
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Deb and George?
"Deb and George?"
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I have no friends.
"I have no friends."
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I don't say, who's asking, I say, wrong number.
"I don't say, who's asking, I say, wrong number."
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He deleted the serial number because he loves the system.
"He deleted the serial number because he loves the system."
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That doesn't mean anything.
"That doesn't mean anything."
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I designed a system for gods.
"I designed a system for gods."
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Get out.
"Get out."
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I know what it's like to lie for a living, Elroy!
"I know what it's like to lie for a living, Elroy!"
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. Britta, honey.
". Britta, honey."
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What choice do you leave me?
"What choice do you leave me?"
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we've arrived at the closest relationship you can tolerate.
"we've arrived at the closest relationship you can tolerate."
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What has happened to you two?
"What has happened to you two?"
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Quite frankly, we don't remember that stuff.
"Quite frankly, we don't remember that stuff."
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. I remember Woodstock!
". I remember Woodstock!"
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you have to realize, Britta, that your Woodstock,
"you have to realize, Britta, that your Woodstock,"
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George, George, yes.
"George, George, yes."
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I'm giving Mr. Williams your refund.
"I'm giving Mr. Williams your refund."
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Oh yeah, lock and load.
"Oh yeah, lock and load."
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I'm awake.
"I'm awake."
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Aah!
"Aah!"
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I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry.
"I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry."
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I get it.
"I get it."
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You did? Yeah.
"You did? Yeah."
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Here.
"Here."
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Yeah.
"Yeah."
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Great, do you have a way to fix that?
"Great, do you have a way to fix that?"
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What?
"What?"
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I, I don't know.
"I, I don't know."
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Yeah, but it's not gonna be that big of a deal.
"Yeah, but it's not gonna be that big of a deal."
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Well, I'll drink to that.
"Well, I'll drink to that."
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Oh, Abed.
"Oh, Abed."
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Benjamin.
"Benjamin."
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Here, $500 for the taste I got of being powerful.
"Here, $500 for the taste I got of being powerful."
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And that, my friend, is the Greendale effect.
"And that, my friend, is the Greendale effect."
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I'll never get out of here, will I?
"I'll never get out of here, will I?"
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I haven't met many that do.
"I haven't met many that do."
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then there's changes that are more the same.
"then there's changes that are more the same."
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As for me, I'm just changing everything that's different.
"As for me, I'm just changing everything that's different."
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Aah!
"Aah!"
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"_"
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Chomsky, come here.
"Chomsky, come here."
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Abed, I'm really sorry.
"Abed, I'm really sorry."
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I told you cats don't like me.
"I told you cats don't like me."
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They consider me a competitor because of my natural
"They consider me a competitor because of my natural"
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Oh, did she get high again and forget she doesn't wear contacts?
"Oh, did she get high again and forget she doesn't wear contacts?"
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she wanted to introduce them to us on neutral ground.
"she wanted to introduce them to us on neutral ground."
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One of them scratched Abed and ran under the couch.
"One of them scratched Abed and ran under the couch."
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Oh, I'll get it.
"Oh, I'll get it."
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What? Are you sure?
"What? Are you sure?"
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Mm-hm.
"Mm-hm."
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Hello there.
"Hello there."
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Well, she is.
"Well, she is."
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Is it a he or a she?
"Is it a he or a she?"
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He. Well, he's really got his teeth in my flesh right now.
"He. Well, he's really got his teeth in my flesh right now."
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Not a lot I can do at this point.
"Not a lot I can do at this point."
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Okay.
"Okay."
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This is done.
"This is done."
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Oh.
"Oh."
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I'm pretty embarrassed about this.
"I'm pretty embarrassed about this."
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Chomsky.
"Chomsky."
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I didn't know Britta was moving in with Annie and Abed.
"I didn't know Britta was moving in with Annie and Abed."
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That's-. Expository?
"That's-. Expository?"
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Yeah, Britta's fallen on hard times and
"Yeah, Britta's fallen on hard times and"
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our apartment is the cheapest game in town.
"our apartment is the cheapest game in town."
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Abed, it's a little embarrassing when you put it that way.
"Abed, it's a little embarrassing when you put it that way."
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Britta's a rich genius with super powers and
"Britta's a rich genius with super powers and"
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she's gonna live on our sofa for no reason.
"she's gonna live on our sofa for no reason."
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Oh, no.
"Oh, no."
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Facts about Native Americans.
"Facts about Native Americans."
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Just kidding.
"Just kidding."
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Guess what I just purchased for the school from a local manufacturer,
"Guess what I just purchased for the school from a local manufacturer,"
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Greendale's first virtual reality operating system.
"Greendale's first virtual reality operating system."
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Did Greendale need a virtual reality system?
"Did Greendale need a virtual reality system?"
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Like a hole in the head.
"Like a hole in the head."
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A hole in the head is something that you don't need.
"A hole in the head is something that you don't need."
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She said through a huge hole in her head.
"She said through a huge hole in her head."
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The last people I saw using it were in the Honeycomb Hideout.
"The last people I saw using it were in the Honeycomb Hideout."
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We mock what we don't understand.
"We mock what we don't understand."
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Jeffrey. Abed, you're more machine than man.
"Jeffrey. Abed, you're more machine than man."
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You wanna give me a hand setting up the equipment after lunch?
"You wanna give me a hand setting up the equipment after lunch?"
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We're all going to help Britta move into our place today.
"We're all going to help Britta move into our place today."
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Jeffrey?
"Jeffrey?"
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Britta, something's come up.
"Britta, something's come up."
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Oh, yeah, yeah, at least you don't have to bust out your usual excuse.
"Oh, yeah, yeah, at least you don't have to bust out your usual excuse."
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You don't know for sure that I'm not a veteran, and nobody can say for
"You don't know for sure that I'm not a veteran, and nobody can say for"
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sure that today isn't Veteran's Day.
"sure that today isn't Veteran's Day."
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