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Clips from Community - App Development and Condiments (S05E05)

Short Films 2009 Season 5, Episode 8 28 min 365 clips
Short Drama

Episodes from this show

Title Season Episode
Pilot 1 1
Spanish 101 1 2
Introduction to Film 1 3
Social Psychology 1 4
Advanced Criminal Law 1 5
Football, Feminism and You 1 6
Introduction to Statistics 1 7
Home Economics 1 8
Debate 109 1 9
Environmental Science 1 10
The Politics of Human Sexuality 1 11
Comparative Religion 1 12
Investigative Journalism 1 13
Interpretive Dance 1 14
Romantic Expressionism 1 15
Communication Studies 1 16
Physical Education 1 17
Basic Genealogy 1 18
Beginner Pottery 1 19
The Science of Illusion 1 20
Contemporary American Poultry 1 21
The Art of Discourse 1 22
Modern Warfare 1 23
English as a Second Language 1 24
Pascal's Triangle Revisited 1 25
Anthropology 101 2 1
Accounting for Lawyers 2 2
The Psychology of Letting Go 2 3
Basic Rocket Science 2 4
Messianic Myths and Ancient Peoples 2 5
Epidemiology 2 6
Aerodynamics of Gender 2 7
Cooperative Calligraphy 2 8
Conspiracy Theories and Interior Design 2 9
Mixology Certification 2 10
Abed's Uncontrollable Christmas 2 11
Asian Population Studies 2 12
Celebrity Pharmacology 2 13
Advanced Dungeons & Dragons 2 14
Early 21st Century Romanticism 2 15
Intermediate Documentary Filmmaking 2 16
Intro to Political Science 2 17
Custody Law and Eastern European Diplomacy 2 18
Critical Film Studies 2 19
Competitive Wine Tasting 2 20
Paradigms of Human Memory 2 21
Applied Anthropology and Culinary Arts 2 22
A Fistful of Paintballs (1) 2 23
For a Few Paintballs More 2 24
Biology 101 3 1
Geography of Global Conflict 3 2
Competitive Ecology 3 3
Remedial Chaos Theory 3 4
Horror Fiction in Seven Spooky Steps 3 5
Advanced Gay 3 6
Title Season Episode
Studies In Modern Movement 3 7
Documentary Filmmaking: Redux 3 8
Foosball and Nocturnal Vigilantism 3 9
Regional Holiday Music 3 10
Urban Matrimony and the Sandwich Arts 3 11
Contemporary Impressionists 3 12
Digital Exploration Of Interior Design (1) 3 13
Pillows and Blankets (2) 3 14
Origins of Vampire Mythology 3 15
Virtual Systems Analysis 3 16
Basic Lupine Urology 3 17
Course Listing Unavailable 3 18
Curriculum Unavailable 3 19
Digital Estate Planning 3 20
The First Chang Dynasty 3 21
Introduction To Finality 3 22
History 101 4 1
Paranormal Parentage 4 2
Conventions of Space and Time 4 3
Alternative History of the German Invasion 4 4
Cooperative Escapism In Familial Relations 4 5
Advanced Documentary Filmmaking 4 6
Economics of Marine Biology 4 7
Herstory of Dance 4 8
Intro To Felt Surrogacy 4 9
Intro To Knots 4 10
Basic Human Anatomy 4 11
Heroic Origins 4 12
Advanced Introduction to Finality 4 13
Repilot 5 1
Introduction to Teaching 5 2
Basic Intergluteal Numismatics 5 3
Cooperative Polygraphy 5 4
Geothermal Escapism 5 5
Analysis of Cork-Based Networking 5 6
Bondage and Beta Male Sexuality 5 7
App Development and Condiments 5 8
VCR Maintenance and Educational Publishing 5 9
Advanced Advanced Dungeons & Dragons 5 10
G.I. Jeff 5 11
Basic Story 5 12
Basic Sandwich 5 13
Ladders 6 1
Lawnmower Maintenance and Postnatal Care 6 2
Basic Crisis Room Decorum 6 3
Queer Studies & Advanced Waxing 6 4
Laws of Robotics & Party Rights 6 5
Basic Email Security 6 6
Advanced Safety Features 6 7
Intro to Recycled Cinema 6 8
Grifting 101 6 9
Basic RV Repair and Palmistry 6 10
Modern Espionage 6 11
Wedding Videography 6 12
Emotional Consequences of Broadcast Television 6 13
- I can do tomorrow. - I can't.
"- I can do tomorrow. - I can't."
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And there's no need to manipulate each other. You know that's what you do.
"And there's no need to manipulate each other. You know that's what you do."
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Hello, Save Greendale Committee.
"Hello, Save Greendale Committee."
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Hey, guys, Bixel and I would like to introduce you...
"Hey, guys, Bixel and I would like to introduce you..."
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That's why I'm giving him five MeowMeowBeenz.
"That's why I'm giving him five MeowMeowBeenz."
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You know, I could...
"You know, I could..."
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I fought for this country...
"I fought for this country..."
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...and I know you don't get to pick and choose the parts you fight for...
"...and I know you don't get to pick and choose the parts you fight for..."
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It's like toast bossing crackers around.
"It's like toast bossing crackers around."
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- I mean, I guess. - Garrett's got three MeowMeowBeenz.
"- I mean, I guess. - Garrett's got three MeowMeowBeenz."
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Hey, here you go. Here you go.
"Hey, here you go. Here you go."
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You take my word for that.
"You take my word for that."
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...the more likeable you make others. Makes sense.
"...the more likeable you make others. Makes sense."
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You're gonna think I'm joking, but you were getting through more...
"You're gonna think I'm joking, but you were getting through more..."
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I love my four from Vicki.
"I love my four from Vicki."
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I'm going to help Shirley.
"I'm going to help Shirley."
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Oh, now you're speaking my language.
"Oh, now you're speaking my language."
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Make sure you know the reason you're doing something...
"Make sure you know the reason you're doing something..."
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...or you'll fail before you start.
"...or you'll fail before you start."
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- That's actually a good point. - It is? Why?
"- That's actually a good point. - It is? Why?"
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I'm like, "That's two cups," and she's like, "What?"
"I'm like, "That's two cups," and she's like, "What?""
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I feel like someone's about to hand me a Starburst.
"I feel like someone's about to hand me a Starburst."
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Those are other threes. We talk about how we're glad we're not twos.
"Those are other threes. We talk about how we're glad we're not twos."
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Hello, Jeffrey. I see you decided to join MeowMeowBeenz.
"Hello, Jeffrey. I see you decided to join MeowMeowBeenz."
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Oh, it's a great tool for living.
"Oh, it's a great tool for living."
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Yeah, you'll be watching my hinder, Mama...
"Yeah, you'll be watching my hinder, Mama..."
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It is no secret that the threes and twos...
"It is no secret that the threes and twos..."
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All I know is that it's my birthday.
"All I know is that it's my birthday."
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I know what you guys think of me, okay?
"I know what you guys think of me, okay?"
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"Hey, it's Koogler. You know, he's cool.
""Hey, it's Koogler. You know, he's cool."
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I don't wanna be a five. I was happy as a three. I'm miserable.
"I don't wanna be a five. I was happy as a three. I'm miserable."
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Are you lost, Two?
"Are you lost, Two?"
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Bye-bye, new Beenz.
"Bye-bye, new Beenz."
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I can't break a four.
"I can't break a four."
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This is tyranny.
"This is tyranny."
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He was my everything.
"He was my everything."
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I'll keep your secret, new Beenz.
"I'll keep your secret, new Beenz."
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Craig, I got this.
"Craig, I got this."
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Last chance, Jeffrey.
"Last chance, Jeffrey."
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...I didn't actually have any less.
"...I didn't actually have any less."
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I gotta get to the cafeteria before they run out of apples.
"I gotta get to the cafeteria before they run out of apples."
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You're given three kinds of fruit. Mix it up.
"You're given three kinds of fruit. Mix it up."
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Review, review! Meow, meow, meow!
"Review, review! Meow, meow, meow!"
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Down here, guys.
"Down here, guys."
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- What about everyone else? - Look around you. Everyone wanted this.
"- What about everyone else? - Look around you. Everyone wanted this."
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You... You think this system's gonna last forever?
"You... You think this system's gonna last forever?"
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I'm gonna free people's minds.
"I'm gonna free people's minds."
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I'm glad you don't think making Jeff a five was a mistake.
"I'm glad you don't think making Jeff a five was a mistake."
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...that Shirley didn't clap with the rest of you after my performance.
"...that Shirley didn't clap with the rest of you after my performance."
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I can't concentrate on the dance moves.
"I can't concentrate on the dance moves."
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- You're one of the angriest... - You're angry.
"- You're one of the angriest... - You're angry."
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The rule of the fives is over.
"The rule of the fives is over."
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No!
"No!"
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I guess it's easy to pretend that you don't when you got it.
"I guess it's easy to pretend that you don't when you got it."
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You are permitted back indoors by decree of Britta, the Mother of Ones.
"You are permitted back indoors by decree of Britta, the Mother of Ones."
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Well, you see, that's just part of the Koogler style.
"Well, you see, that's just part of the Koogler style."
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I'm like everyone else.
"I'm like everyone else."
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Oh, great Mother of Ones...
"Oh, great Mother of Ones..."
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...mustard-faced saviour...
"...mustard-faced saviour..."
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- No. - No.
"- No. - No."
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I'd like to propose we forget everything that happened over the last few days.
"I'd like to propose we forget everything that happened over the last few days."
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I don't anticipate a lot of pushback on that. I think we're all embarrassed.
"I don't anticipate a lot of pushback on that. I think we're all embarrassed."
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Not even takeout? We could eat in the study room.
"Not even takeout? We could eat in the study room."
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What?
"What?"
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...that takes a serious look at higher education.
"...that takes a serious look at higher education."
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...assume the party.
"...assume the party."
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This summer, fun has a new name.
"This summer, fun has a new name."
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I'm photocopying my rear end.
"I'm photocopying my rear end."
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I guess I have what you might call an aversion to education.
"I guess I have what you might call an aversion to education."
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Do you even have a career plan?
"Do you even have a career plan?"
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Mitchell D. Hurwitz is Koogler, Rated R.
"Mitchell D. Hurwitz is Koogler, Rated R."
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Okay, we'll get an estimate on adding grass to the soccer field.
"Okay, we'll get an estimate on adding grass to the soccer field."
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Good meeting.
"Good meeting."
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Oh, Jeff, what time's dinner?
"Oh, Jeff, what time's dinner?"
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- Dinner? - Jeff, you didn't invite Shirley?
"- Dinner? - Jeff, you didn't invite Shirley?"
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It's okay. Part of making sacrifices for my loved ones...
"It's okay. Part of making sacrifices for my loved ones..."
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...is not expecting my loved ones to make sacrifices.
"...is not expecting my loved ones to make sacrifices."
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- I'm free on Fridays and Mondays... - We're not moving it.
"- I'm free on Fridays and Mondays... - We're not moving it."
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...because it's just dinner.
"...because it's just dinner."
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You know you're doing it now with that face.
"You know you're doing it now with that face."
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You don't like my face?
"You don't like my face?"
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This is David and Bixel. They're app designers.
"This is David and Bixel. They're app designers."
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They'd like to beta test their latest social-networking app on our campus...
"They'd like to beta test their latest social-networking app on our campus..."
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...which could be good for us. Look what Facebook did for Harvard.
"...which could be good for us. Look what Facebook did for Harvard."
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...to a little app called MeowMeowBeenz.
"...to a little app called MeowMeowBeenz."
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...who you like, when you like...
"...who you like, when you like..."
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...all from a standard non-boost mobile phone.
"...all from a standard non-boost mobile phone."
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Let's see how it works.
"Let's see how it works."
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Well, Bixel, I'm sorry, but I thought his intro was just okay.
"Well, Bixel, I'm sorry, but I thought his intro was just okay."
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My MeowMeowBeenz.
"My MeowMeowBeenz."
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With MeowMeowBeenz, students can rate teachers.
"With MeowMeowBeenz, students can rate teachers."
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Everyone and anyone can rate each other.
"Everyone and anyone can rate each other."
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- MeowMeowBeenz. - MeowMeowBeenz.
"- MeowMeowBeenz. - MeowMeowBeenz."
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...but I know...
"...but I know..."
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I should go number two soon.
"I should go number two soon."
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Hurry up. I'm late for Human Rights class.
"Hurry up. I'm late for Human Rights class."
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Why is Starburns carrying Garrett's books?
"Why is Starburns carrying Garrett's books?"
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- Starburns is at two. - People are using this stupid app?
"- Starburns is at two. - People are using this stupid app?"
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- It's effective. - No, it's effectively stupid.
"- It's effective. - No, it's effectively stupid."
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...and reduces it to explicit, objective numbers.
"...and reduces it to explicit, objective numbers."
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I've never felt more alive.
"I've never felt more alive."
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As long as you're happy, I'm unsettled.
"As long as you're happy, I'm unsettled."
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Hey, guys.
"Hey, guys."
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- What happened to you? - I sat so long, my feet fell asleep.
"- What happened to you? - I sat so long, my feet fell asleep."
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Then I noticed limping was getting MeowMeowBeenz...
"Then I noticed limping was getting MeowMeowBeenz..."
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- Wait. Are you using MeowMeowBeenz? - If you can't kill it, join it.
"- Wait. Are you using MeowMeowBeenz? - If you can't kill it, join it."
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You get older, you see warning signs.
"You get older, you see warning signs."
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Mark Zuckerberg is Fidel Castro in flip-flops.
"Mark Zuckerberg is Fidel Castro in flip-flops."
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MeowMeowBeenz is gonna make East Berlin look like Woodstock.
"MeowMeowBeenz is gonna make East Berlin look like Woodstock."
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Do you own stock in Trivial Pursuit's Baby Boom Edition?
"Do you own stock in Trivial Pursuit's Baby Boom Edition?"
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Britta, please tell me you're not using this app.
"Britta, please tell me you're not using this app."
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I liked the idea at first, giving a voice to the unheard...
"I liked the idea at first, giving a voice to the unheard..."
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...but then Annie told me that the rating system...
"...but then Annie told me that the rating system..."
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- No. - It means the more others like you...
"- No. - It means the more others like you..."
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- You know who else it made sense to? - Say "Hitler" and I'm giving you a two.
"- You know who else it made sense to? - Say "Hitler" and I'm giving you a two."
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You not registered? The longer you wait, the harder to get your number up.
"You not registered? The longer you wait, the harder to get your number up."
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You're letting a video game play you. I gotta set these people straight.
"You're letting a video game play you. I gotta set these people straight."
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Hey, hey, you've got a...
"Hey, hey, you've got a..."
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Students of Greendale!
"Students of Greendale!"
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We don't have to worship a calculator!
"We don't have to worship a calculator!"
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