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Clips from Community - Anthropology 101 (S02E02)

Short Films 2009 Season 2, Episode 1 28 min 357 clips
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Episodes from this show

Title Season Episode
Pilot 1 1
Spanish 101 1 2
Introduction to Film 1 3
Social Psychology 1 4
Advanced Criminal Law 1 5
Football, Feminism and You 1 6
Introduction to Statistics 1 7
Home Economics 1 8
Debate 109 1 9
Environmental Science 1 10
The Politics of Human Sexuality 1 11
Comparative Religion 1 12
Investigative Journalism 1 13
Interpretive Dance 1 14
Romantic Expressionism 1 15
Communication Studies 1 16
Physical Education 1 17
Basic Genealogy 1 18
Beginner Pottery 1 19
The Science of Illusion 1 20
Contemporary American Poultry 1 21
The Art of Discourse 1 22
Modern Warfare 1 23
English as a Second Language 1 24
Pascal's Triangle Revisited 1 25
Anthropology 101 2 1
Accounting for Lawyers 2 2
The Psychology of Letting Go 2 3
Basic Rocket Science 2 4
Messianic Myths and Ancient Peoples 2 5
Epidemiology 2 6
Aerodynamics of Gender 2 7
Cooperative Calligraphy 2 8
Conspiracy Theories and Interior Design 2 9
Mixology Certification 2 10
Abed's Uncontrollable Christmas 2 11
Asian Population Studies 2 12
Celebrity Pharmacology 2 13
Advanced Dungeons & Dragons 2 14
Early 21st Century Romanticism 2 15
Intermediate Documentary Filmmaking 2 16
Intro to Political Science 2 17
Custody Law and Eastern European Diplomacy 2 18
Critical Film Studies 2 19
Competitive Wine Tasting 2 20
Paradigms of Human Memory 2 21
Applied Anthropology and Culinary Arts 2 22
A Fistful of Paintballs (1) 2 23
For a Few Paintballs More 2 24
Biology 101 3 1
Geography of Global Conflict 3 2
Competitive Ecology 3 3
Remedial Chaos Theory 3 4
Horror Fiction in Seven Spooky Steps 3 5
Advanced Gay 3 6
Title Season Episode
Studies In Modern Movement 3 7
Documentary Filmmaking: Redux 3 8
Foosball and Nocturnal Vigilantism 3 9
Regional Holiday Music 3 10
Urban Matrimony and the Sandwich Arts 3 11
Contemporary Impressionists 3 12
Digital Exploration Of Interior Design (1) 3 13
Pillows and Blankets (2) 3 14
Origins of Vampire Mythology 3 15
Virtual Systems Analysis 3 16
Basic Lupine Urology 3 17
Course Listing Unavailable 3 18
Curriculum Unavailable 3 19
Digital Estate Planning 3 20
The First Chang Dynasty 3 21
Introduction To Finality 3 22
History 101 4 1
Paranormal Parentage 4 2
Conventions of Space and Time 4 3
Alternative History of the German Invasion 4 4
Cooperative Escapism In Familial Relations 4 5
Advanced Documentary Filmmaking 4 6
Economics of Marine Biology 4 7
Herstory of Dance 4 8
Intro To Felt Surrogacy 4 9
Intro To Knots 4 10
Basic Human Anatomy 4 11
Heroic Origins 4 12
Advanced Introduction to Finality 4 13
Repilot 5 1
Introduction to Teaching 5 2
Basic Intergluteal Numismatics 5 3
Cooperative Polygraphy 5 4
Geothermal Escapism 5 5
Analysis of Cork-Based Networking 5 6
Bondage and Beta Male Sexuality 5 7
App Development and Condiments 5 8
VCR Maintenance and Educational Publishing 5 9
Advanced Advanced Dungeons & Dragons 5 10
G.I. Jeff 5 11
Basic Story 5 12
Basic Sandwich 5 13
Ladders 6 1
Lawnmower Maintenance and Postnatal Care 6 2
Basic Crisis Room Decorum 6 3
Queer Studies & Advanced Waxing 6 4
Laws of Robotics & Party Rights 6 5
Basic Email Security 6 6
Advanced Safety Features 6 7
Intro to Recycled Cinema 6 8
Grifting 101 6 9
Basic RV Repair and Palmistry 6 10
Modern Espionage 6 11
Wedding Videography 6 12
Emotional Consequences of Broadcast Television 6 13
Welcome, students, new and old , to another fall semester at Greendale.
"Welcome, students, new and old , to another fall semester at Greendale."
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who then walked out on her. Unforgettable.
"who then walked out on her. Unforgettable."
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"Batman and Shaft," wow. Reading Troy's Twitter where
""Batman and Shaft," wow. Reading Troy's Twitter where"
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Boy, I hope I'm not around when you do mean to be a tool.
"Boy, I hope I'm not around when you do mean to be a tool."
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You're Britta Perry? Yeah, what's it to you?
"You're Britta Perry? Yeah, what's it to you?"
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My heart may have overstated... Do you sign stuff?
"My heart may have overstated... Do you sign stuff?"
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We agreed you and I kissing was a mistake.
"We agreed you and I kissing was a mistake."
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If anyone were to find out, I would be tarred, feathered,
"If anyone were to find out, I would be tarred, feathered,"
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Star-Burns has grown reliant on his sideburns
"Star-Burns has grown reliant on his sideburns"
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Britta put herself out there and you walked away,
"Britta put herself out there and you walked away,"
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Divorce.
"Divorce."
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Tools. Like this blowgun I used to hunt monkeys
"Tools. Like this blowgun I used to hunt monkeys"
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with the Korubo in the Amazon.
"with the Korubo in the Amazon."
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Would somebody with too much pride do this?
"Would somebody with too much pride do this?"
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Current balance: $23.20.
"Current balance: $23.20."
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Sorry, looks like your food just walked out on you.
"Sorry, looks like your food just walked out on you."
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I know you're excited to be popular with women,
"I know you're excited to be popular with women,"
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The people's champion.
"The people's champion."
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Sorry, man, I gotta go where the heat is.
"Sorry, man, I gotta go where the heat is."
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Not every woman, not the one that deserves to be with you.
"Not every woman, not the one that deserves to be with you."
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All women deserve to be with me, and vice versa.
"All women deserve to be with me, and vice versa."
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Don't be shy, come on up, have a sip.
"Don't be shy, come on up, have a sip."
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The yogi of India swear by its restorative powers.
"The yogi of India swear by its restorative powers."
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Your tribe's assignment for tomorrow is to tell me which tool that is.
"Your tribe's assignment for tomorrow is to tell me which tool that is."
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Britta.
"Britta."
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More than anything in the world.
"More than anything in the world."
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I downloaded a song that makes me think of you.
"I downloaded a song that makes me think of you."
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- That's selfish, Abed. - If you were a friend,
"- That's selfish, Abed. - If you were a friend,"
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Clearly, the most important tool is the cross, representing Christianity.
"Clearly, the most important tool is the cross, representing Christianity."
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It's an ax. It's an ax?
"It's an ax. It's an ax?"
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I'll show you the tool that's most important to our survival,
"I'll show you the tool that's most important to our survival,"
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but fair warning, it's my penis.
"but fair warning, it's my penis."
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Aww. Do you think you'll marry Britta?
"Aww. Do you think you'll marry Britta?"
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Was there anything you didn't win that day?
"Was there anything you didn't win that day?"
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Hmm?
"Hmm?"
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After the Transfer Dance.
"After the Transfer Dance."
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Shirley, since you have clearly failed to grasp the central insipid metaphor
"Shirley, since you have clearly failed to grasp the central insipid metaphor"
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Wow, is that your lame attempt to try and pass the hot seat to me?
"Wow, is that your lame attempt to try and pass the hot seat to me?"
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I'm just sharing what you say.
"I'm just sharing what you say."
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We have you.
"We have you."
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Ahem. I'm on the clock for another hour if you want me to do some Batman lines.
"Ahem. I'm on the clock for another hour if you want me to do some Batman lines."
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Not sitting with your little group? The group is done.
"Not sitting with your little group? The group is done."
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Good morning, class.
"Good morning, class."
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Let's dive in and hear the results of your assignment.
"Let's dive in and hear the results of your assignment."
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Who wants to go first?
"Who wants to go first?"
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I don't know, Mr. Winger, the last time I called on you,
"I don't know, Mr. Winger, the last time I called on you,"
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Heh. A gay fact.
"Heh. A gay fact."
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That's my answer, professor.
"That's my answer, professor."
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So I'm gonna use this to attack you,
"So I'm gonna use this to attack you,"
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Uh... Oh... Uh...
"Uh... Oh... Uh..."
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- Oh, my God. - Jeffrey.
"- Oh, my God. - Jeffrey."
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- Oh, my God. - Jeffrey.
"- Oh, my God. - Jeffrey."
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Your friendship is more important than 600,000 strangers.
"Your friendship is more important than 600,000 strangers."
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- No. - Who would watch that?
"- No. - Who would watch that?"
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You're right. That's true.
"You're right. That's true."
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Is there any room in this pocket for a little spare Chang?
"Is there any room in this pocket for a little spare Chang?"
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Give us a little time to think it over. Totally, man.
"Give us a little time to think it over. Totally, man."
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We have the strength to survive anything.
"We have the strength to survive anything."
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# Order is Primate Family: Hominidae #
"# Order is Primate Family: Hominidae #"
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# There's nothing that a hundred men Or more could ever do #
"# There's nothing that a hundred men Or more could ever do #"
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It's time for clean slates and fresh starts.
"It's time for clean slates and fresh starts."
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Celebrate your fresh start tonight
"Celebrate your fresh start tonight"
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at the Fresh-Start Dance in the cafeteria.
"at the Fresh-Start Dance in the cafeteria."
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The same cafeteria where Britta Perry professed her love to Jeff Winger
"The same cafeteria where Britta Perry professed her love to Jeff Winger"
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Plus, free punch and Fresh-Start cookies
"Plus, free punch and Fresh-Start cookies"
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tonight at the Fresh-Start Dance.
"tonight at the Fresh-Start Dance."
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Look at us, living together, driving to school together.
"Look at us, living together, driving to school together."
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I know, we're like Batman and Shaft.
"I know, we're like Batman and Shaft."
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Batman actually had a guy. His name was Robin.
"Batman actually had a guy. His name was Robin."
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He rode around with him.
"He rode around with him."
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Troy, Batman's friend didn't have to be Robin,
"Troy, Batman's friend didn't have to be Robin,"
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he could've been Shaft, Dolemite, Leroy Brown.
"he could've been Shaft, Dolemite, Leroy Brown."
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he posts everything Pierce says? Yeah, it's hilarious.
"he posts everything Pierce says? Yeah, it's hilarious."
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Hey. Hello, Annie.
"Hey. Hello, Annie."
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I like your hair. Thank you, Abed.
"I like your hair. Thank you, Abed."
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You're welcome. Jeffrey, hello.
"You're welcome. Jeffrey, hello."
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How was your summer? I live with you.
"How was your summer? I live with you."
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- How was your summer? - Great.
"- How was your summer? - Great."
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- Oh, okay. - Hey.
"- Oh, okay. - Hey."
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Okay.
"Okay."
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So you guys ready for whatever Anthropology is?
"So you guys ready for whatever Anthropology is?"
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We should wait for Britta.
"We should wait for Britta."
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Do we know she's coming back? She never returned my calls or e-mails.
"Do we know she's coming back? She never returned my calls or e-mails."
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Me neither.
"Me neither."
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It's not gonna be the same without her.
"It's not gonna be the same without her."
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Did you guys see Toy Story 3?
"Did you guys see Toy Story 3?"
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Yes. Oh, I loved Toy Story 3.
"Yes. Oh, I loved Toy Story 3."
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- It was amazing, I love... - Hey!
"- It was amazing, I love... - Hey!"
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Whoa! Oh!
"Whoa! Oh!"
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Hey, Toy Story... Britta. How's it going?
"Hey, Toy Story... Britta. How's it going?"
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Okay, yeah, yeah. I made an ass of myself and Jeff at that dance.
"Okay, yeah, yeah. I made an ass of myself and Jeff at that dance."
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I was caught up in a competition with his ex-girlfriend,
"I was caught up in a competition with his ex-girlfriend,"
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and I wish I could erase the entire night.
"and I wish I could erase the entire night."
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And I owe you an apology. I accept.
"And I owe you an apology. I accept."
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You don't owe us anything and you don't have to hide from us.
"You don't owe us anything and you don't have to hide from us."
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You? I'm hiding from them. It's like high school all over again.
"You? I'm hiding from them. It's like high school all over again."
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Psycho Britta, the walking freak show
"Psycho Britta, the walking freak show"
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for every Barbie with a Cosmo subscription.
"for every Barbie with a Cosmo subscription."
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I don't mean to be a tool, but you embarrassed me too, so call it karma.
"I don't mean to be a tool, but you embarrassed me too, so call it karma."
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Let's just put this behind us and just walk to class, okay?
"Let's just put this behind us and just walk to class, okay?"
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Yeah. Yeah.
"Yeah. Yeah."
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You're the coolest.
"You're the coolest."
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Right. Um...
"Right. Um..."
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Being fearless, honest, speaking from your heart.
"Being fearless, honest, speaking from your heart."
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"Jeff Winger, I love you." Right.
""Jeff Winger, I love you." Right."
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- Now and again. - Awesome.
"- Now and again. - Awesome."
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I don't like where that's going.
"I don't like where that's going."
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I know, right?
"I know, right?"
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Look,
"Look,"
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um, remember the little talk we had?
"um, remember the little talk we had?"
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The one about discretion? Yes. Stop that.
"The one about discretion? Yes. Stop that."
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and put on websites people check when buying a house.
"and put on websites people check when buying a house."
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It's forgotten, Jeff, jeez. I'm not some love-struck teenybopper.
"It's forgotten, Jeff, jeez. I'm not some love-struck teenybopper."
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But we didn't just kiss, we Frenched.
"But we didn't just kiss, we Frenched."
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I checked the make-out meter in this month's issue of
"I checked the make-out meter in this month's issue of"
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National Review.
"National Review."
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I don't like where that's going.
"I don't like where that's going."
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Señor Chang. Oh, wait, I guess it's not señor anymore.
"Señor Chang. Oh, wait, I guess it's not señor anymore."
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What should we call you? Student Chang?
"What should we call you? Student Chang?"
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Two-Credits-Into- a-Music-Major Chang?
"Two-Credits-Into- a-Music-Major Chang?"
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