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Clips from Community - Cooperative Escapism In Familial Relations (S04E04)

Short Films 2009 Season 4, Episode 5 28 min 434 clips
Short Drama

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Pilot 1 1
Spanish 101 1 2
Introduction to Film 1 3
Social Psychology 1 4
Advanced Criminal Law 1 5
Football, Feminism and You 1 6
Introduction to Statistics 1 7
Home Economics 1 8
Debate 109 1 9
Environmental Science 1 10
The Politics of Human Sexuality 1 11
Comparative Religion 1 12
Investigative Journalism 1 13
Interpretive Dance 1 14
Romantic Expressionism 1 15
Communication Studies 1 16
Physical Education 1 17
Basic Genealogy 1 18
Beginner Pottery 1 19
The Science of Illusion 1 20
Contemporary American Poultry 1 21
The Art of Discourse 1 22
Modern Warfare 1 23
English as a Second Language 1 24
Pascal's Triangle Revisited 1 25
Anthropology 101 2 1
Accounting for Lawyers 2 2
The Psychology of Letting Go 2 3
Basic Rocket Science 2 4
Messianic Myths and Ancient Peoples 2 5
Epidemiology 2 6
Aerodynamics of Gender 2 7
Cooperative Calligraphy 2 8
Conspiracy Theories and Interior Design 2 9
Mixology Certification 2 10
Abed's Uncontrollable Christmas 2 11
Asian Population Studies 2 12
Celebrity Pharmacology 2 13
Advanced Dungeons & Dragons 2 14
Early 21st Century Romanticism 2 15
Intermediate Documentary Filmmaking 2 16
Intro to Political Science 2 17
Custody Law and Eastern European Diplomacy 2 18
Critical Film Studies 2 19
Competitive Wine Tasting 2 20
Paradigms of Human Memory 2 21
Applied Anthropology and Culinary Arts 2 22
A Fistful of Paintballs (1) 2 23
For a Few Paintballs More 2 24
Biology 101 3 1
Geography of Global Conflict 3 2
Competitive Ecology 3 3
Remedial Chaos Theory 3 4
Horror Fiction in Seven Spooky Steps 3 5
Advanced Gay 3 6
Title Season Episode
Studies In Modern Movement 3 7
Documentary Filmmaking: Redux 3 8
Foosball and Nocturnal Vigilantism 3 9
Regional Holiday Music 3 10
Urban Matrimony and the Sandwich Arts 3 11
Contemporary Impressionists 3 12
Digital Exploration Of Interior Design (1) 3 13
Pillows and Blankets (2) 3 14
Origins of Vampire Mythology 3 15
Virtual Systems Analysis 3 16
Basic Lupine Urology 3 17
Course Listing Unavailable 3 18
Curriculum Unavailable 3 19
Digital Estate Planning 3 20
The First Chang Dynasty 3 21
Introduction To Finality 3 22
History 101 4 1
Paranormal Parentage 4 2
Conventions of Space and Time 4 3
Alternative History of the German Invasion 4 4
Cooperative Escapism In Familial Relations 4 5
Advanced Documentary Filmmaking 4 6
Economics of Marine Biology 4 7
Herstory of Dance 4 8
Intro To Felt Surrogacy 4 9
Intro To Knots 4 10
Basic Human Anatomy 4 11
Heroic Origins 4 12
Advanced Introduction to Finality 4 13
Repilot 5 1
Introduction to Teaching 5 2
Basic Intergluteal Numismatics 5 3
Cooperative Polygraphy 5 4
Geothermal Escapism 5 5
Analysis of Cork-Based Networking 5 6
Bondage and Beta Male Sexuality 5 7
App Development and Condiments 5 8
VCR Maintenance and Educational Publishing 5 9
Advanced Advanced Dungeons & Dragons 5 10
G.I. Jeff 5 11
Basic Story 5 12
Basic Sandwich 5 13
Ladders 6 1
Lawnmower Maintenance and Postnatal Care 6 2
Basic Crisis Room Decorum 6 3
Queer Studies & Advanced Waxing 6 4
Laws of Robotics & Party Rights 6 5
Basic Email Security 6 6
Advanced Safety Features 6 7
Intro to Recycled Cinema 6 8
Grifting 101 6 9
Basic RV Repair and Palmistry 6 10
Modern Espionage 6 11
Wedding Videography 6 12
Emotional Consequences of Broadcast Television 6 13
where we remember all we have to be thankful for.
"where we remember all we have to be thankful for."
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I thought I told you to stop reading my e-mail.
"I thought I told you to stop reading my e-mail."
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I'm having Thanksgiving with my estranged father. Move on.
"I'm having Thanksgiving with my estranged father. Move on."
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Fine, regular pumpkin pie.
"Fine, regular pumpkin pie."
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You're gonna need me when things get messy and emotional.
"You're gonna need me when things get messy and emotional."
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Chairs might be thrown, weaves might be pulled.
"Chairs might be thrown, weaves might be pulled."
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Or I could just go in there, show him how awesome I am,
"Or I could just go in there, show him how awesome I am,"
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no thanks to him, meet my half-brother
"no thanks to him, meet my half-brother"
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and then, boom, closure.
"and then, boom, closure."
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Somebody said It can be here
"Somebody said It can be here"
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Let's carve that jive turkey.
"Let's carve that jive turkey."
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I'm happy to welcome you to my home.
"I'm happy to welcome you to my home."
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Oh, Abed, why is this seven-layer dip so puffy?
"Oh, Abed, why is this seven-layer dip so puffy?"
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Yeah, thanks, Sharon. I never thought about it that way.
"Yeah, thanks, Sharon. I never thought about it that way."
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Why is Thanksgiving so terrible? ANNIE: I know.
"Why is Thanksgiving so terrible? ANNIE: I know."
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and suddenly, you're the bad guy. It's a reference. That's my humor.
"and suddenly, you're the bad guy. It's a reference. That's my humor."
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Yay. Uh-huh.
"Yay. Uh-huh."
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and that meant only one thing made sense conceptually.
"and that meant only one thing made sense conceptually."
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And someone with the gravitas of Morgan Freeman had to narrate it.
"And someone with the gravitas of Morgan Freeman had to narrate it."
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Oh, really? What about car accidents? Tara Reid, or the Hindenburg?
"Oh, really? What about car accidents? Tara Reid, or the Hindenburg?"
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Here goes nothing.
"Here goes nothing."
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No apologies. Wouldn't accept one.
"No apologies. Wouldn't accept one."
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I just want to acknowledge there are a lot of emotions flowing right now.
"I just want to acknowledge there are a lot of emotions flowing right now."
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to sleep with each other,
"to sleep with each other,"
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So how about that? No muss, no fuss.
"So how about that? No muss, no fuss."
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Jeff, I urge you not to run from the muss and fuss.
"Jeff, I urge you not to run from the muss and fuss."
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Hi. You must be my half-brother.
"Hi. You must be my half-brother."
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Look, I'm sure we'll figure out a way out of here.
"Look, I'm sure we'll figure out a way out of here."
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Do you wanna lie down in Elijah's room?
"Do you wanna lie down in Elijah's room?"
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You've got some diabetes
"You've got some diabetes"
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At your age, in the bedroom...
"At your age, in the bedroom..."
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Yeah. Real good.
"Yeah. Real good."
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Look at them.
"Look at them."
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So, what do you do? I'm a lawyer
"So, what do you do? I'm a lawyer"
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for seven years before I got caught. Ha, ha.
"for seven years before I got caught. Ha, ha."
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I don't know personal details about you.
"I don't know personal details about you."
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Oh, man, I couldn't wait to get out.
"Oh, man, I couldn't wait to get out."
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listening to a nephew do Borat for a full hour.
"listening to a nephew do Borat for a full hour."
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Piece of gum,
"Piece of gum,"
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Playing cards,
"Playing cards,"
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Mostly, we just waited for our time to be served,
"Mostly, we just waited for our time to be served,"
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Enough. Amateur hour is over.
"Enough. Amateur hour is over."
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This is my Showtime at the Apollo.
"This is my Showtime at the Apollo."
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You seem like a self-made man.
"You seem like a self-made man."
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Look, if it's okay with you, I'd like to break a rule.
"Look, if it's okay with you, I'd like to break a rule."
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Makes you think, huh?
"Makes you think, huh?"
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I mean, I haven't done that kid any favors.
"I mean, I haven't done that kid any favors."
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Well, let me say that different.
"Well, let me say that different."
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No, I just mean that we are defined by what happens to us,
"No, I just mean that we are defined by what happens to us,"
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go to hell.
"go to hell."
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Why did I have to go third?
"Why did I have to go third?"
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With Andre's family, I'm the butt of the joke.
"With Andre's family, I'm the butt of the joke."
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by having a few friends around.
"by having a few friends around."
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turns out to be a prisoner,
"turns out to be a prisoner,"
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which doesn't line up with the Shawshank thing.
"which doesn't line up with the Shawshank thing."
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Dad hates me.
"Dad hates me."
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Oh. I thought you guys left.
"Oh. I thought you guys left."
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just so you're crystal clear on your impact.
"just so you're crystal clear on your impact."
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More often than not, I am barely keeping it together.
"More often than not, I am barely keeping it together."
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when I was in seventh grade, I told everybody at school
"when I was in seventh grade, I told everybody at school"
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This is me.
"This is me."
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You were right.
"You were right."
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He told me about seeing his father, about how leaving there
"He told me about seeing his father, about how leaving there"
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I hope we do Die Hard. I hope it's in a restaurant.
"I hope we do Die Hard. I hope it's in a restaurant."
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I hope it lays out as cleanly as it does in my dreams.
"I hope it lays out as cleanly as it does in my dreams."
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I hope it's cool.
"I hope it's cool."
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Cheers. JEFF: Cheers.
"Cheers. JEFF: Cheers."
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Oh I my'
"Oh I my'"
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Well, see you after the break. What you doing for Thanksgiving?
"Well, see you after the break. What you doing for Thanksgiving?"
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I'm having Andre's family over.
"I'm having Andre's family over."
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Though he'll be stuck working for Black Friday.
"Though he'll be stuck working for Black Friday."
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Ugh. I'll be with my family, fielding the same old questions.
"Ugh. I'll be with my family, fielding the same old questions."
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"How's community college?" "What's your major?"
""How's community college?" "What's your major?""
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"Are those real?" My aunt's boyfriend.
""Are those real?" My aunt's boyfriend."
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"Aw. My family's a normal religion. I have to talk to them for five minutes
""Aw. My family's a normal religion. I have to talk to them for five minutes"
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before I get a casserole that's all marshmallow."
"before I get a casserole that's all marshmallow.""
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That's you. SHIRLEY: Brainstorm.
"That's you. SHIRLEY: Brainstorm."
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Why don't you all come to my house?
"Why don't you all come to my house?"
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I'll have plenty of food. Marshmallows!
"I'll have plenty of food. Marshmallows!"
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Sounds good. Was gonna microwave noodles.
"Sounds good. Was gonna microwave noodles."
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This sounds promising. I'm in.
"This sounds promising. I'm in."
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Goody. You're all welcome, of course. I'm in.
"Goody. You're all welcome, of course. I'm in."
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Or, you know, Jeff or whoever. Can't. Plans.
"Or, you know, Jeff or whoever. Can't. Plans."
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How-dean, pilgrims?
"How-dean, pilgrims?"
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Is that--? John Wayne. Yes.
"Is that--? John Wayne. Yes."
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Oh, good, you got it.
"Oh, good, you got it."
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Anyhoo, I just thought I'd mosey on over here,
"Anyhoo, I just thought I'd mosey on over here,"
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invite you all to Greendale's annual thanks-living potluck dinner,
"invite you all to Greendale's annual thanks-living potluck dinner,"
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There may be a link to enrollment at Greendale
"There may be a link to enrollment at Greendale"
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and holiday suicide. Oh.
"and holiday suicide. Oh."
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Just a shoelace and belt-free night full of fun.
"Just a shoelace and belt-free night full of fun."
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You should all drop by.
"You should all drop by."
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Or Jeff, or whoever. He can't. He has plans.
"Or Jeff, or whoever. He can't. He has plans."
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Right, you are spending Thanksgiving with your father.
"Right, you are spending Thanksgiving with your father."
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How am to keep track of what you tell me in confidence
"How am to keep track of what you tell me in confidence"
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and what I hear through your walls with a glass to my ear?
"and what I hear through your walls with a glass to my ear?"
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Makes sense. Jeff's at a point in his life
"Makes sense. Jeff's at a point in his life"
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Huger news. Was this decision made after our Halloween conversation?
"Huger news. Was this decision made after our Halloween conversation?"
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Yes, after, not because of.
"Yes, after, not because of."
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BRITTA: I'll take it.
"BRITTA: I'll take it."
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You had that teed up?
"You had that teed up?"
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TROY & ABED: Pist BRITTA: Thera--
"TROY & ABED: Pist BRITTA: Thera--"
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Aw. Thanks for the support.
"Aw. Thanks for the support."
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Oh, the support has just begun.
"Oh, the support has just begun."
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What do you want me to bring to Papa Winger's house? Vegan pumpkin pie?
"What do you want me to bring to Papa Winger's house? Vegan pumpkin pie?"
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Britta, you're not coming.
"Britta, you're not coming."
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The thing that will get emotional is Troy
"The thing that will get emotional is Troy"
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when he realizes there are yams under those marshmallows.
"when he realizes there are yams under those marshmallows."
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I knew it was too good to be true.
"I knew it was too good to be true."
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Jeff, speaking not just as your friend but as an avid daytime-TV watcher,
"Jeff, speaking not just as your friend but as an avid daytime-TV watcher,"
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these parent-child reunions can get intense.
"these parent-child reunions can get intense."
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Your dad has another son?
"Your dad has another son?"
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Yeah. So clearly, he's moved on. Why can't I?
"Yeah. So clearly, he's moved on. Why can't I?"
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But the most helpful thing you can do is stay out of my business.
"But the most helpful thing you can do is stay out of my business."
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Oh. Can you say that last part again?
"Oh. Can you say that last part again?"
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These walls are entirely too thick.
"These walls are entirely too thick."
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Give me some rope Tie me to a dream
"Give me some rope Tie me to a dream"
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Oh! Happy Thanksgiving, everyone. ABED: Hey.
"Oh! Happy Thanksgiving, everyone. ABED: Hey."
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Got that out of your system? Yeah.
"Got that out of your system? Yeah."
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©hu iflhmk yam,
"©hu iflhmk yam,"
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