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Clips from Community - Introduction to Film (S01E01)

"I'm trying to lock down the rest of my schedule"
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"I heard this class was a cakewalk."
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"- death..."
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"Now...close them and throw them away."
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"Quick. take off your shoes. everyone, take your shoes off."
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"You could die in your sleep."
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"Voice command. [beep]"
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"Voice command! [beep]"
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"The deadline to enroll is tomorrow."
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"- i'm in. - me too. it sounds educational."
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"That gets mad at him for making people laugh."
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"- then he should see aladdin. jafar was a bad-ass."
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"- abed. - mm."
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"- how much does a film class cost?"
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"- $70."
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"- shirley!"
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"- [high-pitched sneeze] - hey, troy sneezes like a girl."
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"- why don't you all just leave him alone"
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"- shirley?"
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"So i can sell my baked goods and whatnot on the internet."
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"[applause]"
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"Only when we stop stopping our lives"
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"- well, here's a quiz for you."
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"[desk collapses] - ooh! ooh! oh, heaven."
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"I want you to swim in a lake"
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"That passes through this class is changed."
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"Not that i need the grade or even want it!"
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"I'm learning a lot. - that is so wonderful."
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"About britta patting herself on the back,"
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"- holy...war."
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"- where do i find mr. britta? - i'm mr. britta."
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"That's right. i'm a woman with rights."
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"Because i'm arab, i must hate women."
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"- dreams are for sleeping. - you don't know that."
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"- you lost me!"
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"Let's go! - hey! hey!"
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"- guys, guys, stop it. stop it."
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"- and he has the right to stay."
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"I love you."
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"- abed, how's it going, buddy?"
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"Or is it really christmas?"
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"- no, really. i don't need anything."
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"- no, really. you're insulting me."
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"[shouts incoherently]"
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"[violently clipped sneeze]"
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"Mind if i get a chance? oh!"
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"Unwittingly creepy."
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"Professor, will you look at the amount of work"
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"You'll fail life."
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"That's what you bought"
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"- i've got problems of my own!"
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"Is he gonna kill us?"
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"- thanks for the pizza, abed. i was starving."
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"- not really. - not really."
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"Don't you think maybe you should go?"
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"- that guy was your dad?"
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"- i lied to get you here"
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"- communicate. have you met abed?"
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"Is that everyone should always do"
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"You and your pillow-lipped girlfriend"
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"- interesting. hadn't seen the iraq metaphor, but--"
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"- what do you think, dad?"
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"- i think you are weird, abed."
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"If making movies help him be understood,"
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"- with falafel as a fallback."
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"Well, i owe you."
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"- hey, man. my name's jeff."
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"Are you passing it?"
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"Do you like dane cook?"
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"- yeah, he's awesome."
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"- so far so good."
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"So-called..."
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"Is a thing that makes men weep."
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"And yet a third of life is spent"
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"In sleep."
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"Open your textbooks to page 37."
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"Throw it away!"
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"No tests! no papers."
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"Live in..."
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"The moment."
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"- jackpot. - take off your shoes."
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"Throw them across the room over there."
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"Today, we learn to walk!"
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"Get up and walk out the door!"
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"This day could be your last!"
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"You could get hit by a bus."
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"You, that mole is raised and dark."
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"It's not a good combo."
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"You are new. - yes, i'm new."
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"But i'll be old too soon."
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"Carpe diem, sir. carpe diem!"
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"- [laughs] i like it!"
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"- voice command. [phone beeps]"
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"Voice command. [beep]"
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"Voice command. [beep]"
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"[clears throat]"
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"Voice com-- [beep]"
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"- okay, grandpa."
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"- oh, god bless you, dear."
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"[laughter] - what's so funny?"
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"- you guys, i found it. the ultimate blow-off class."
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"Professor whitman."
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"he thinks he's in dead poets society."
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"There's no tests. there's no work."
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"It's just "day seizing.""
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"I suggest you all do it."
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"- well, some of us are here to actually learn things."
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"- i'll do it. i love robin williams."
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"- abed? - not a fan."
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"In every movie, there's an authority figure"
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"- no, are--are you going to take the class?"
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"- oh, can't."
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"My dad will only pay for classes"
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"That will help me run the family restaurant."
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"It's been struggling since 2001."
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"9/11 was pretty much the 9/11 of the falafel business."
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"Are you even interested in falafel?"
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"- i'm interested in making movies."
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"But my dad says all media's western propaganda"
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"- yes, he was."
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