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Clips from Community - Basic Story (S05E05)

Short Films 2009 Season 5, Episode 12 28 min 380 clips
Short Drama

Episodes from this show

Title Season Episode
Pilot 1 1
Spanish 101 1 2
Introduction to Film 1 3
Social Psychology 1 4
Advanced Criminal Law 1 5
Football, Feminism and You 1 6
Introduction to Statistics 1 7
Home Economics 1 8
Debate 109 1 9
Environmental Science 1 10
The Politics of Human Sexuality 1 11
Comparative Religion 1 12
Investigative Journalism 1 13
Interpretive Dance 1 14
Romantic Expressionism 1 15
Communication Studies 1 16
Physical Education 1 17
Basic Genealogy 1 18
Beginner Pottery 1 19
The Science of Illusion 1 20
Contemporary American Poultry 1 21
The Art of Discourse 1 22
Modern Warfare 1 23
English as a Second Language 1 24
Pascal's Triangle Revisited 1 25
Anthropology 101 2 1
Accounting for Lawyers 2 2
The Psychology of Letting Go 2 3
Basic Rocket Science 2 4
Messianic Myths and Ancient Peoples 2 5
Epidemiology 2 6
Aerodynamics of Gender 2 7
Cooperative Calligraphy 2 8
Conspiracy Theories and Interior Design 2 9
Mixology Certification 2 10
Abed's Uncontrollable Christmas 2 11
Asian Population Studies 2 12
Celebrity Pharmacology 2 13
Advanced Dungeons & Dragons 2 14
Early 21st Century Romanticism 2 15
Intermediate Documentary Filmmaking 2 16
Intro to Political Science 2 17
Custody Law and Eastern European Diplomacy 2 18
Critical Film Studies 2 19
Competitive Wine Tasting 2 20
Paradigms of Human Memory 2 21
Applied Anthropology and Culinary Arts 2 22
A Fistful of Paintballs (1) 2 23
For a Few Paintballs More 2 24
Biology 101 3 1
Geography of Global Conflict 3 2
Competitive Ecology 3 3
Remedial Chaos Theory 3 4
Horror Fiction in Seven Spooky Steps 3 5
Advanced Gay 3 6
Title Season Episode
Studies In Modern Movement 3 7
Documentary Filmmaking: Redux 3 8
Foosball and Nocturnal Vigilantism 3 9
Regional Holiday Music 3 10
Urban Matrimony and the Sandwich Arts 3 11
Contemporary Impressionists 3 12
Digital Exploration Of Interior Design (1) 3 13
Pillows and Blankets (2) 3 14
Origins of Vampire Mythology 3 15
Virtual Systems Analysis 3 16
Basic Lupine Urology 3 17
Course Listing Unavailable 3 18
Curriculum Unavailable 3 19
Digital Estate Planning 3 20
The First Chang Dynasty 3 21
Introduction To Finality 3 22
History 101 4 1
Paranormal Parentage 4 2
Conventions of Space and Time 4 3
Alternative History of the German Invasion 4 4
Cooperative Escapism In Familial Relations 4 5
Advanced Documentary Filmmaking 4 6
Economics of Marine Biology 4 7
Herstory of Dance 4 8
Intro To Felt Surrogacy 4 9
Intro To Knots 4 10
Basic Human Anatomy 4 11
Heroic Origins 4 12
Advanced Introduction to Finality 4 13
Repilot 5 1
Introduction to Teaching 5 2
Basic Intergluteal Numismatics 5 3
Cooperative Polygraphy 5 4
Geothermal Escapism 5 5
Analysis of Cork-Based Networking 5 6
Bondage and Beta Male Sexuality 5 7
App Development and Condiments 5 8
VCR Maintenance and Educational Publishing 5 9
Advanced Advanced Dungeons & Dragons 5 10
G.I. Jeff 5 11
Basic Story 5 12
Basic Sandwich 5 13
Ladders 6 1
Lawnmower Maintenance and Postnatal Care 6 2
Basic Crisis Room Decorum 6 3
Queer Studies & Advanced Waxing 6 4
Laws of Robotics & Party Rights 6 5
Basic Email Security 6 6
Advanced Safety Features 6 7
Intro to Recycled Cinema 6 8
Grifting 101 6 9
Basic RV Repair and Palmistry 6 10
Modern Espionage 6 11
Wedding Videography 6 12
Emotional Consequences of Broadcast Television 6 13
All right, fine. Let's be content.
"All right, fine. Let's be content."
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I love you guys.
"I love you guys."
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I would appreciate some knocking. Do you know what goes on in here?
"I would appreciate some knocking. Do you know what goes on in here?"
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Heads-up. There's an insurance appraiser coming tomorrow.
"Heads-up. There's an insurance appraiser coming tomorrow."
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Mango.
"Mango."
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So what? I made all the vegetables disappear.
"So what? I made all the vegetables disappear."
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What are you playing?
"What are you playing?"
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Like a raised mole or a turkey deep fryer.
"Like a raised mole or a turkey deep fryer."
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Their blood's different, darker.
"Their blood's different, darker."
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Nope. Nobody do any of that. Abed, outside.
"Nope. Nobody do any of that. Abed, outside."
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- There is no story. - Everything's a story, Jeff.
"- There is no story. - Everything's a story, Jeff."
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Study room, we're content. I'm concerned. Skip fruit-matching.
"Study room, we're content. I'm concerned. Skip fruit-matching."
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You have to do it by yourself, please.
"You have to do it by yourself, please."
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Okay? Because if this appraisal is a story...
"Okay? Because if this appraisal is a story..."
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It's my mom's. I started wearing it because...
"It's my mom's. I started wearing it because..."
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This is going to be the most boring thing to happen here...
"This is going to be the most boring thing to happen here..."
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How do you shake a story?
"How do you shake a story?"
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- Here he comes, here he comes. - Okay.
"- Here he comes, here he comes. - Okay."
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Now, what do I mean by liability?
"Now, what do I mean by liability?"
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...or non-asserted perturbation by any qualifying party.
"...or non-asserted perturbation by any qualifying party."
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Don't panic, Jeffrey.
"Don't panic, Jeffrey."
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I'm fine. I'm the only one who's not panicking.
"I'm fine. I'm the only one who's not panicking."
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...as any living entity with four legs and a tail.
"...as any living entity with four legs and a tail."
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I know how much you feel for the campus, Jeff.
"I know how much you feel for the campus, Jeff."
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How much you feel in general.
"How much you feel in general."
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Four hundred thousand gallons of liquefied horse meat.
"Four hundred thousand gallons of liquefied horse meat."
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I mean, I'm right. I mean, I'm wrong.
"I mean, I'm right. I mean, I'm wrong."
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...to see if it can be rocked using human strength...
"...to see if it can be rocked using human strength..."
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...enough to tip and crush me.
"...enough to tip and crush me."
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...six people die this way...
"...six people die this way..."
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Hey, look. It's Ronald Mohammed.
"Hey, look. It's Ronald Mohammed."
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How much is this scampy little hole in the earth gonna cost us this year?
"How much is this scampy little hole in the earth gonna cost us this year?"
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I have to say, I was brought in here to estimate Greendale's liability...
"I have to say, I was brought in here to estimate Greendale's liability..."
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Maybe we're not as smart as you.
"Maybe we're not as smart as you."
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- Yes, I did. - We should call T.J.Maxx right away.
"- Yes, I did. - We should call T.J.Maxx right away."
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Oh, Richie, you're my friend, but that is the last thing you need.
"Oh, Richie, you're my friend, but that is the last thing you need."
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We saved Greendale.
"We saved Greendale."
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And now they're gonna sell it.
"And now they're gonna sell it."
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If I come over there...
"If I come over there..."
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...by a sandwich university.
"...by a sandwich university."
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However, every ending is also a beginning.
"However, every ending is also a beginning."
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Sure, things may look bad now...
"Sure, things may look bad now..."
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Okay, okay, I should've written this out.
"Okay, okay, I should've written this out."
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I thought I'd be able to come up with something on the fly.
"I thought I'd be able to come up with something on the fly."
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Moving on to phase two, the actual saving of Greendale.
"Moving on to phase two, the actual saving of Greendale."
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Annie...
"Annie..."
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The reason I have 48 followers is that I don't exploit them.
"The reason I have 48 followers is that I don't exploit them."
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...not this obnoxiousness.
"...not this obnoxiousness."
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Treasure. Buried treasure.
"Treasure. Buried treasure."
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We all wish we could do something, Annie, but I think that concludes...
"We all wish we could do something, Annie, but I think that concludes..."
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Okay, we'll check in on that later.
"Okay, we'll check in on that later."
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Young lady, that's not fair.
"Young lady, that's not fair."
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Bread is a substance. What do you call the units of bread you use, "breads"?
"Bread is a substance. What do you call the units of bread you use, "breads"?"
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They're Greendale history.
"They're Greendale history."
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Here's our 1987 civil rights march.
"Here's our 1987 civil rights march."
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Yeah.
"Yeah."
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Here.
"Here."
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Let's get married.
"Let's get married."
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- What? - Yeah, right?
"- What? - Yeah, right?"
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First, let's lock these doors and pull these shades.
"First, let's lock these doors and pull these shades."
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Buried treasure!
"Buried treasure!"
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Interesting.
"Interesting."
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O'er the lady's smocks I tarry
"O'er the lady's smocks I tarry"
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- ...in Stainsbury's. - I lost my virginity at Stainsbury's.
"- ...in Stainsbury's. - I lost my virginity at Stainsbury's."
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...but given the circumstances, cheers.
"...but given the circumstances, cheers."
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So you're gonna stay with your family till you get your bearings?
"So you're gonna stay with your family till you get your bearings?"
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So according to the demonologist, the gymnasium is clean.
"So according to the demonologist, the gymnasium is clean."
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- We're running out of to-do stars. - Yes.
"- We're running out of to-do stars. - Yes."
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Somewhere along the way, we started turning this school around.
"Somewhere along the way, we started turning this school around."
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- The hell was that? - What was what?
"- The hell was that? - What was what?"
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Exactly. Someone's always got a problem.
"Exactly. Someone's always got a problem."
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I've got a problem. I don't like Abed's problem with our lack of problems.
"I've got a problem. I don't like Abed's problem with our lack of problems."
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Okay.
"Okay."
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I commented on his commentary. I just drew a circle around Abed, baby.
"I commented on his commentary. I just drew a circle around Abed, baby."
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"I don't think it's nice to pigeonhole people's gimmicks."
""I don't think it's nice to pigeonhole people's gimmicks.""
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"You hear me, Two-Voice?"
""You hear me, Two-Voice?""
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Abed, let us have a moment of peace and stillness.
"Abed, let us have a moment of peace and stillness."
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They're kind of rare around here.
"They're kind of rare around here."
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- Calm before the storm. - Says the storm generator.
"- Calm before the storm. - Says the storm generator."
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Attention, students and faculty of Greendale.
"Attention, students and faculty of Greendale."
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...but might as well check in. How are you?
"...but might as well check in. How are you?"
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Fine.
"Fine."
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That's nice. I'm good too.
"That's nice. I'm good too."
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We love you too.
"We love you too."
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The information you've requested...
"The information you've requested..."
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School board, baby.
"School board, baby."
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School board guys coming in.
"School board guys coming in."
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Your ass is getting appraised, insurance-style.
"Your ass is getting appraised, insurance-style."
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- What does that mean? - We hope it means we find out...
"- What does that mean? - We hope it means we find out..."
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...that your school is very, very valuable to the city.
"...that your school is very, very valuable to the city."
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Hey, how hilarious would that be?
"Hey, how hilarious would that be?"
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Are you guys drunk?
"Are you guys drunk?"
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- Good luck proving it before we're not. - Yeah.
"- Good luck proving it before we're not. - Yeah."
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Strawberry.
"Strawberry."
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- Too ripe. - You've been doing this for 30 minutes.
"- Too ripe. - You've been doing this for 30 minutes."
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A lot more than this happens in 30 minutes.
"A lot more than this happens in 30 minutes."
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- We're relaxed and happy. - I care more about this...
"- We're relaxed and happy. - I care more about this..."
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It's 3 dollars.
"It's 3 dollars."
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It's fun.
"It's fun."
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Save Greendale Committee, unite.
"Save Greendale Committee, unite."
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An insurance appraiser is coming tomorrow...
"An insurance appraiser is coming tomorrow..."
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...to inspect the school. If he doesn't appraise us good...
"...to inspect the school. If he doesn't appraise us good..."
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...the school is doomed, doomed.
"...the school is doomed, doomed."
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- Call to adventure. Call to adventure. - What's an insurance appraiser?
"- Call to adventure. Call to adventure. - What's an insurance appraiser?"
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Something that sounds normal and boring but is scary.
"Something that sounds normal and boring but is scary."
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Only one man qualified to appraise insurance...
"Only one man qualified to appraise insurance..."
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...and he died 2000 years ago on a cross.
"...and he died 2000 years ago on a cross."
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I've seen insurance appraisers bleed.
"I've seen insurance appraisers bleed."
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Everyone, take a breath.
"Everyone, take a breath."
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You're overreacting because this school is addicted to crisis.
"You're overreacting because this school is addicted to crisis."
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You're like Hurricane Katrina dogs that won't let anyone pet them anymore.
"You're like Hurricane Katrina dogs that won't let anyone pet them anymore."
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But the weird thing we need to get used to is this:
"But the weird thing we need to get used to is this:"
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The school's in decent shape.
"The school's in decent shape."
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This doesn't have to be a big deal.
"This doesn't have to be a big deal."
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We've worked hard all semester to save this school.
"We've worked hard all semester to save this school."
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Truth is, we did.
"Truth is, we did."
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So relax.
"So relax."
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Heart's in the right place, but he's wrong.
"Heart's in the right place, but he's wrong."
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We need to make a particle accelerator out of boxes.
"We need to make a particle accelerator out of boxes."
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Getting out of bed is a story. This is a story.
"Getting out of bed is a story. This is a story."
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