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Clips from Community - Intermediate Documentary Filmmaking (S02E02)

Short Films 2009 Season 2, Episode 16 28 min 342 clips
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Title Season Episode
Pilot 1 1
Spanish 101 1 2
Introduction to Film 1 3
Social Psychology 1 4
Advanced Criminal Law 1 5
Football, Feminism and You 1 6
Introduction to Statistics 1 7
Home Economics 1 8
Debate 109 1 9
Environmental Science 1 10
The Politics of Human Sexuality 1 11
Comparative Religion 1 12
Investigative Journalism 1 13
Interpretive Dance 1 14
Romantic Expressionism 1 15
Communication Studies 1 16
Physical Education 1 17
Basic Genealogy 1 18
Beginner Pottery 1 19
The Science of Illusion 1 20
Contemporary American Poultry 1 21
The Art of Discourse 1 22
Modern Warfare 1 23
English as a Second Language 1 24
Pascal's Triangle Revisited 1 25
Anthropology 101 2 1
Accounting for Lawyers 2 2
The Psychology of Letting Go 2 3
Basic Rocket Science 2 4
Messianic Myths and Ancient Peoples 2 5
Epidemiology 2 6
Aerodynamics of Gender 2 7
Cooperative Calligraphy 2 8
Conspiracy Theories and Interior Design 2 9
Mixology Certification 2 10
Abed's Uncontrollable Christmas 2 11
Asian Population Studies 2 12
Celebrity Pharmacology 2 13
Advanced Dungeons & Dragons 2 14
Early 21st Century Romanticism 2 15
Intermediate Documentary Filmmaking 2 16
Intro to Political Science 2 17
Custody Law and Eastern European Diplomacy 2 18
Critical Film Studies 2 19
Competitive Wine Tasting 2 20
Paradigms of Human Memory 2 21
Applied Anthropology and Culinary Arts 2 22
A Fistful of Paintballs (1) 2 23
For a Few Paintballs More 2 24
Biology 101 3 1
Geography of Global Conflict 3 2
Competitive Ecology 3 3
Remedial Chaos Theory 3 4
Horror Fiction in Seven Spooky Steps 3 5
Advanced Gay 3 6
Title Season Episode
Studies In Modern Movement 3 7
Documentary Filmmaking: Redux 3 8
Foosball and Nocturnal Vigilantism 3 9
Regional Holiday Music 3 10
Urban Matrimony and the Sandwich Arts 3 11
Contemporary Impressionists 3 12
Digital Exploration Of Interior Design (1) 3 13
Pillows and Blankets (2) 3 14
Origins of Vampire Mythology 3 15
Virtual Systems Analysis 3 16
Basic Lupine Urology 3 17
Course Listing Unavailable 3 18
Curriculum Unavailable 3 19
Digital Estate Planning 3 20
The First Chang Dynasty 3 21
Introduction To Finality 3 22
History 101 4 1
Paranormal Parentage 4 2
Conventions of Space and Time 4 3
Alternative History of the German Invasion 4 4
Cooperative Escapism In Familial Relations 4 5
Advanced Documentary Filmmaking 4 6
Economics of Marine Biology 4 7
Herstory of Dance 4 8
Intro To Felt Surrogacy 4 9
Intro To Knots 4 10
Basic Human Anatomy 4 11
Heroic Origins 4 12
Advanced Introduction to Finality 4 13
Repilot 5 1
Introduction to Teaching 5 2
Basic Intergluteal Numismatics 5 3
Cooperative Polygraphy 5 4
Geothermal Escapism 5 5
Analysis of Cork-Based Networking 5 6
Bondage and Beta Male Sexuality 5 7
App Development and Condiments 5 8
VCR Maintenance and Educational Publishing 5 9
Advanced Advanced Dungeons & Dragons 5 10
G.I. Jeff 5 11
Basic Story 5 12
Basic Sandwich 5 13
Ladders 6 1
Lawnmower Maintenance and Postnatal Care 6 2
Basic Crisis Room Decorum 6 3
Queer Studies & Advanced Waxing 6 4
Laws of Robotics & Party Rights 6 5
Basic Email Security 6 6
Advanced Safety Features 6 7
Intro to Recycled Cinema 6 8
Grifting 101 6 9
Basic RV Repair and Palmistry 6 10
Modern Espionage 6 11
Wedding Videography 6 12
Emotional Consequences of Broadcast Television 6 13
Final words? You're gonna kill us?
"Final words? You're gonna kill us?"
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it's become apparent how little respect this group has for me.
"it's become apparent how little respect this group has for me."
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I'm so sad, I don't know what to do. Usually if I need to cheer up,
"I'm so sad, I don't know what to do. Usually if I need to cheer up,"
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We do? And since in my absence,
"We do? And since in my absence,"
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After what you gave Shirley,
"After what you gave Shirley,"
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we thought you were playing mind games. Thank you.
"we thought you were playing mind games. Thank you."
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I hope to die surrounded by my family.
"I hope to die surrounded by my family."
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We're gonna get that show back on the air, buddy.
"We're gonna get that show back on the air, buddy."
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Oh, fine. He gave me a check for $ 10,000 to give to the charity of my choice.
"Oh, fine. He gave me a check for $ 10,000 to give to the charity of my choice."
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April. Hah.
"April. Hah."
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He'd like to see Annie next. You know what? No.
"He'd like to see Annie next. You know what? No."
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What? Never mind.
"What? Never mind."
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Well, what do I know? I'm Jeff Winger's dumb gay dad.
"Well, what do I know? I'm Jeff Winger's dumb gay dad."
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I don't care if Pierce hired Scotland Yard,
"I don't care if Pierce hired Scotland Yard,"
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I never wanted to meet LeVar in person!
"I never wanted to meet LeVar in person!"
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Is there footage of you freaking out?
"Is there footage of you freaking out?"
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The Red Cross.
"The Red Cross."
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Thanks, Pierce.
"Thanks, Pierce."
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I'll be right back. Don't learn anything without me.
"I'll be right back. Don't learn anything without me."
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Hey, James Bond, stop trying to record us with that stupid spy pen.
"Hey, James Bond, stop trying to record us with that stupid spy pen."
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And there will be nothing madcap or wacky about it.
"And there will be nothing madcap or wacky about it."
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Hi. Hey.
"Hi. Hey."
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I was nostalgic from a very early age.
"I was nostalgic from a very early age."
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See? I'm waving.
"See? I'm waving."
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No, don't open... It'll be too hard on both of us. Aah!
"No, don't open... It'll be too hard on both of us. Aah!"
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When you improvise a plan,
"When you improvise a plan,"
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Helped make him a better man.
"Helped make him a better man."
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- No, Jeff. - What did you say?
"- No, Jeff. - What did you say?"
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Apparently, I need to say some things to my father.
"Apparently, I need to say some things to my father."
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I'm not saying he doesn't deserve it,
"I'm not saying he doesn't deserve it,"
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You're trying to show me the dangers of my own elitism.
"You're trying to show me the dangers of my own elitism."
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If I become the person who thinks it's their place to pick favorites
"If I become the person who thinks it's their place to pick favorites"
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But as is the case with a real barrel of fish,
"But as is the case with a real barrel of fish,"
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It's H-A-W-T... Guys, what happened?
"It's H-A-W-T... Guys, what happened?"
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Apparently, they found him unconscious on a park bench.
"Apparently, they found him unconscious on a park bench."
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Oh, my God, is he okay? We don't know, we just got here.
"Oh, my God, is he okay? We don't know, we just got here."
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He's ready for visitors now. He's in 1023.
"He's ready for visitors now. He's in 1023."
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Hi.
"Hi."
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Oh, welcome, my old friends. Welcome.
"Oh, welcome, my old friends. Welcome."
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Pierce, what happened? We were all so worried.
"Pierce, what happened? We were all so worried."
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It was the pills. They just took me over. I saw awful, horrible things.
"It was the pills. They just took me over. I saw awful, horrible things."
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Demons, Aliens, Critters 3,
"Demons, Aliens, Critters 3,"
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something called Bruce Willis' Surrogates.
"something called Bruce Willis' Surrogates."
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- Abed, what are guys doing? - It's okay, just act natural.
"- Abed, what are guys doing? - It's okay, just act natural."
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Pierce asked me to document his life for historical purposes.
"Pierce asked me to document his life for historical purposes."
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At the risk of sounding overly sensitive, I feel bored by Pierce as a subject.
"At the risk of sounding overly sensitive, I feel bored by Pierce as a subject."
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But I'm excited about the narrative of the documentary format.
"But I'm excited about the narrative of the documentary format."
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It's easier to tell a story when you can cut to people explaining things.
"It's easier to tell a story when you can cut to people explaining things."
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I've called everyone here so that I could put my house in order,
"I've called everyone here so that I could put my house in order,"
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bequeath parting gifts, say my final words to each of you.
"bequeath parting gifts, say my final words to each of you."
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No, dummy, the pills wiped me out.
"No, dummy, the pills wiped me out."
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I'm dying.
"I'm dying."
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I'm not really dying. Over the last few weeks,
"I'm not really dying. Over the last few weeks,"
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So I summoned them here to exact my revenge.
"So I summoned them here to exact my revenge."
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See? Fish in a barrel.
"See? Fish in a barrel."
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I just make fun of Pierce, but now it'd just make me sadder.
"I just make fun of Pierce, but now it'd just make me sadder."
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It's Gregory Hines all over again.
"It's Gregory Hines all over again."
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I'm sure he'll be fine. You know how dramatic Pierce gets.
"I'm sure he'll be fine. You know how dramatic Pierce gets."
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Remember when he had the hiccups and pulled the fire alarm? Just relax.
"Remember when he had the hiccups and pulled the fire alarm? Just relax."
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He's here because we relaxed. No, he's here because he relaxed.
"He's here because we relaxed. No, he's here because he relaxed."
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A handful of pills at a time.
"A handful of pills at a time."
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That's all over now, we're here for him. So there's no point in feeling bad.
"That's all over now, we're here for him. So there's no point in feeling bad."
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We know there's no point, we just felt like feeling it.
"We know there's no point, we just felt like feeling it."
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Yeah, Jeff, what are you, Abed? Oh, sorry, Abed.
"Yeah, Jeff, what are you, Abed? Oh, sorry, Abed."
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No problem. Doesn't bother me.
"No problem. Doesn't bother me."
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Mr. Hawthorne is ready to commence his bequeathings.
"Mr. Hawthorne is ready to commence his bequeathings."
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Shouldn't you be telling that to an orderly?
"Shouldn't you be telling that to an orderly?"
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He's gonna give us gifts. Oh, cool.
"He's gonna give us gifts. Oh, cool."
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I mean...
"I mean..."
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Cool.
"Cool."
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I don't want Pierce to die, but if I'm gonna get bequeathed upon,
"I don't want Pierce to die, but if I'm gonna get bequeathed upon,"
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I'd liked to be bequeathed a drum kit
"I'd liked to be bequeathed a drum kit"
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or a signed photo of actor LeVar Burton.
"or a signed photo of actor LeVar Burton."
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Those would be my top two wishes.
"Those would be my top two wishes."
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My third wish would be a million wishes.
"My third wish would be a million wishes."
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But I'd just use them all on a million signed photos of actor LeVar Burton.
"But I'd just use them all on a million signed photos of actor LeVar Burton."
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- Hello, Pierce. - Hey.
"- Hello, Pierce. - Hey."
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Hi. I got you some things from the gift shop to cheer you up.
"Hi. I got you some things from the gift shop to cheer you up."
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I got you a John Grisham novel and a funny little coffee mug.
"I got you a John Grisham novel and a funny little coffee mug."
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See how the flea's doormat says "Dog Sweet Dog"?
"See how the flea's doormat says "Dog Sweet Dog"?"
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Shirley, we both know that you and I are the most hated in the group.
"Shirley, we both know that you and I are the most hated in the group."
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you'll be the new black sheep or... I'm sorry, that's offensive. Black swan.
"you'll be the new black sheep or... I'm sorry, that's offensive. Black swan."
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I want you to have this.
"I want you to have this."
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of your group talking about you while you're out of the room.
"of your group talking about you while you're out of the room."
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It's all here, burnt into this diskette by optical lasers.
"It's all here, burnt into this diskette by optical lasers."
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I don't believe you. It sounds like science fiction...
"I don't believe you. It sounds like science fiction..."
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No, I don't believe there's anything on that.
"No, I don't believe there's anything on that."
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Then I guess this is goodbye forever.
"Then I guess this is goodbye forever."
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Goodbye, Pierce.
"Goodbye, Pierce."
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Smell you later. He said it's a recording
"Smell you later. He said it's a recording"
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of you all talking behind my back. That's ridiculous.
"of you all talking behind my back. That's ridiculous."
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That's what I told him, because you all don't do that, right?
"That's what I told him, because you all don't do that, right?"
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Mr. Hawthorne is requesting Sour Face.
"Mr. Hawthorne is requesting Sour Face."
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Knock, knock. Is that you, death?
"Knock, knock. Is that you, death?"
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I just wanna tell you that you don't have to give me anything.
"I just wanna tell you that you don't have to give me anything."
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I'm happy to spend time with you. Know what Dylan Thomas said about death?
"I'm happy to spend time with you. Know what Dylan Thomas said about death?"
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No, tell me. Okay, bluff called.
"No, tell me. Okay, bluff called."
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You're the selfless one in the group, right?
"You're the selfless one in the group, right?"
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Haven't thought about myself in years.
"Haven't thought about myself in years."
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That's what makes you the perfect recipient of this bequeathment.
"That's what makes you the perfect recipient of this bequeathment."
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It's a check for $ 10,000, with the payee line blank.
"It's a check for $ 10,000, with the payee line blank."
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So that you can give it to the charity of your choice.
"So that you can give it to the charity of your choice."
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Wow. Pierce, this is
"Wow. Pierce, this is"
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surprising.
"surprising."
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If you're so inclined, you could always write your own name in there.
"If you're so inclined, you could always write your own name in there."
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Toodles. I don't wanna die in a place like this.
"Toodles. I don't wanna die in a place like this."
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People shouldn't die in the same place People magazines do.
"People shouldn't die in the same place People magazines do."
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Only way I'd agree to be by family.
"Only way I'd agree to be by family."
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Me and Abed have an agreement.
"Me and Abed have an agreement."
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One dies, stage it to look like a suicide caused by the cancellation of Firefly.
"One dies, stage it to look like a suicide caused by the cancellation of Firefly."
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How'd it go? Huh?
"How'd it go? Huh?"
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See? He's not messing with us. Maybe he just hates Shirley.
"See? He's not messing with us. Maybe he just hates Shirley."
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What? Yeah, maybe.
"What? Yeah, maybe."
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I need to research a few charities because some take a lot off the top.
"I need to research a few charities because some take a lot off the top."
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You think you're giving money to people that need it,
"You think you're giving money to people that need it,"
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and you're really giving it to some middle man
"and you're really giving it to some middle man"
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who's gonna pay off their parking tickets, credit cards,
"who's gonna pay off their parking tickets, credit cards,"
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and keep from getting kicked out of her place in...
"and keep from getting kicked out of her place in..."
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- He'll see Jeff next. - But you're not...
"- He'll see Jeff next. - But you're not..."
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Or what? You'll do twice as much work as a doctor for half the pay?
"Or what? You'll do twice as much work as a doctor for half the pay?"
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