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Clips from Community - Biology 101 (S03E03)

Short Films 2009 Season 3, Episode 1 28 min 443 clips

Episodes from this show

Title Season Episode
Pilot 1 1
Spanish 101 1 2
Introduction to Film 1 3
Social Psychology 1 4
Advanced Criminal Law 1 5
Football, Feminism and You 1 6
Introduction to Statistics 1 7
Home Economics 1 8
Debate 109 1 9
Environmental Science 1 10
The Politics of Human Sexuality 1 11
Comparative Religion 1 12
Investigative Journalism 1 13
Interpretive Dance 1 14
Romantic Expressionism 1 15
Communication Studies 1 16
Physical Education 1 17
Basic Genealogy 1 18
Beginner Pottery 1 19
The Science of Illusion 1 20
Contemporary American Poultry 1 21
The Art of Discourse 1 22
Modern Warfare 1 23
English as a Second Language 1 24
Pascal's Triangle Revisited 1 25
Anthropology 101 2 1
Accounting for Lawyers 2 2
The Psychology of Letting Go 2 3
Basic Rocket Science 2 4
Messianic Myths and Ancient Peoples 2 5
Epidemiology 2 6
Aerodynamics of Gender 2 7
Cooperative Calligraphy 2 8
Conspiracy Theories and Interior Design 2 9
Mixology Certification 2 10
Abed's Uncontrollable Christmas 2 11
Asian Population Studies 2 12
Celebrity Pharmacology 2 13
Advanced Dungeons & Dragons 2 14
Early 21st Century Romanticism 2 15
Intermediate Documentary Filmmaking 2 16
Intro to Political Science 2 17
Custody Law and Eastern European Diplomacy 2 18
Critical Film Studies 2 19
Competitive Wine Tasting 2 20
Paradigms of Human Memory 2 21
Applied Anthropology and Culinary Arts 2 22
A Fistful of Paintballs (1) 2 23
For a Few Paintballs More 2 24
Biology 101 3 1
Geography of Global Conflict 3 2
Competitive Ecology 3 3
Remedial Chaos Theory 3 4
Horror Fiction in Seven Spooky Steps 3 5
Advanced Gay 3 6
Title Season Episode
Studies In Modern Movement 3 7
Documentary Filmmaking: Redux 3 8
Foosball and Nocturnal Vigilantism 3 9
Regional Holiday Music 3 10
Urban Matrimony and the Sandwich Arts 3 11
Contemporary Impressionists 3 12
Digital Exploration Of Interior Design (1) 3 13
Pillows and Blankets (2) 3 14
Origins of Vampire Mythology 3 15
Virtual Systems Analysis 3 16
Basic Lupine Urology 3 17
Course Listing Unavailable 3 18
Curriculum Unavailable 3 19
Digital Estate Planning 3 20
The First Chang Dynasty 3 21
Introduction To Finality 3 22
History 101 4 1
Paranormal Parentage 4 2
Conventions of Space and Time 4 3
Alternative History of the German Invasion 4 4
Cooperative Escapism In Familial Relations 4 5
Advanced Documentary Filmmaking 4 6
Economics of Marine Biology 4 7
Herstory of Dance 4 8
Intro To Felt Surrogacy 4 9
Intro To Knots 4 10
Basic Human Anatomy 4 11
Heroic Origins 4 12
Advanced Introduction to Finality 4 13
Repilot 5 1
Introduction to Teaching 5 2
Basic Intergluteal Numismatics 5 3
Cooperative Polygraphy 5 4
Geothermal Escapism 5 5
Analysis of Cork-Based Networking 5 6
Bondage and Beta Male Sexuality 5 7
App Development and Condiments 5 8
VCR Maintenance and Educational Publishing 5 9
Advanced Advanced Dungeons & Dragons 5 10
G.I. Jeff 5 11
Basic Story 5 12
Basic Sandwich 5 13
Ladders 6 1
Lawnmower Maintenance and Postnatal Care 6 2
Basic Crisis Room Decorum 6 3
Queer Studies & Advanced Waxing 6 4
Laws of Robotics & Party Rights 6 5
Basic Email Security 6 6
Advanced Safety Features 6 7
Intro to Recycled Cinema 6 8
Grifting 101 6 9
Basic RV Repair and Palmistry 6 10
Modern Espionage 6 11
Wedding Videography 6 12
Emotional Consequences of Broadcast Television 6 13
♪ we're gonna finally be fine ♪
♪ and be appealing to all mankind ♪
♪ and we're gonna sleep together ♪
I'm sure we'll figure it out.
Dean, you seem different.
Enlightful, Annie.
♪ I can't count the reasons I should stay ♪
I hope we did the right thing about Pierce.
It took me 6,205 hours to get my degree,
Continue. This is really great.
A single blade of grass.
Sean Penn is an actor who--
Well, w-we could seal all the vents
and then pump the ducts with some kind of gas
What you say makes sense, Dean.
with six open spots.
but you're both still our friends.
All hail, sir eats alone.
Shut up, Leonard.
and you dummies missed the most obvious one.
You are the opposite of Batman.
it's where Greendale's money comes from.
the rest of your life in blissful ignorance
and died a happy, pansexual imp.
But you wanted to feel power this year.
You look like a white Lou Gossett, Jr.
You, and your phone, and your attitude,
and your fruit loops cologne.
No! No! N-n-n--
I don't get it.
Well then, I'd be doing a good job
Having fun without me again?
Look, I-I-I-I was standing far away,
Shut the--
No, but here's the invoice for the gassing.
for the classes of your choosing.
You're lucky I need my scuba certification.
I have no home and no job.
I didn't want the group to evolve.
I just didn't want Pierce around. I hate him.
Okay, look, everybody, here's the thing,
Pierce!
Oh, I'm not worried about it.
a Breaking Bad type of thing going?
There, now the table is good as new.
♪ We're gonna fly to screw each morning ♪
♪ we're gonna smile the entire time ♪
♪ we're gonna be more happy ♪
♪ we're gonna finally be fine ♪
♪ we're gonna get more calm and normal ♪
♪ we're gonna fix our state of mind ♪
♪ we're gonna be less crazy ♪
♪ far away from the borderline ♪
♪ we're gonna seem like a mainstream dream ♪
♪ than the first two years combined ♪
♪ and we're gonna live forever ♪
♪ we're gonna finally be fine ♪
Jeff. Jeff?
Oh, sorry. Uh, what was the question?
What are we gonna do without Pierce
in the study group this year?
Speaking of figuring things out,
me and Abed have an announcement.
Troy and I are living together.
- Oh, that's-- - Oh, that's nice.
If you want to get us a gift,
we're registered at linens 'n things.
How you like me now, bitches?
Are you in a play right now?
Over the summer, I decided it's time
to whip this place into shape.
I'm gonna be a mean, lean, deaning machine.
No more paintball, no more spaceships,
no more trampolines, and no more--
What is that?
It's probably the monkey that lives in the vents.
I named him "Annie's boobs," after Annie's boobs.
See, this is the kind of national lampoonery
that is coming to an end this year.
Homie don't dean this.
Okay, guys, let's get to biology on time.
I don't want to be a screwup this year.
Uh, Britta.
Damn it.
We're really doing this without Pierce?
So sad.
Yeah, we have parted ways with our closest,
oldest, craziest, most racist, oldest,
elderly, crazy friend, and he's not coming back.
at the laser lotus celebrity center.
one that can accept that this table has a--
has a sort of magic in it.
Aww.
And I'd like to come back.
- Yeah. - Damn it!
Oh, uh, sorry.
I just had the frustrating realization
that you can't come back to the group,
Well, couldn't we take something else?
I mean, surely we've evolved beyond
caring what class we take together.
- Oh, yeah. - Pierce!
I'll do you one better.
You know what's magic about this table?
And let's use that first breath