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Clips from Arrested Development - Unexpected Company (S05E05)

Short Films 2003 Season 5, Episode 9 6 min ★ 7.1/10 (322 ratings) 628 clips
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Title Season Episode
Pilot 1 1
Top Banana 1 2
Bringing Up Buster 1 3
Key Decisions 1 4
Charity Drive 1 5
Visiting Ours 1 6
In God We Trust 1 7
My Mother the Car 1 8
Pier Pressure 1 10
Public Relations 1 11
Marta Complex 1 12
Shock and Aww 1 14
Staff Infection 1 15
Altar Egos 1 16
Justice Is Blind 1 17
Missing Kitty 1 18
Best Man for the Gob 1 19
Whistler's Mother 1 20
Not Without My Daughter 1 21
Let 'Em Eat Cake 1 22
The One Where Michael Leaves 2 1
The One Where They Build a House 2 2
Amigos 2 3
Good Grief! 2 4
Sad Sack 2 5
Afternoon Delight 2 6
Switch Hitter 2 7
Queen for a Day 2 8
Burning Love 2 9
Hand to God 2 12
Motherboy XXX 2 13
The Immaculate Election 2 14
Sword of Destiny 2 15
Meat the Veals 2 16
Spring Breakout 2 17
Righteous Brothers 2 18
The Cabin Show 3 1
For British Eyes Only 3 2
Forget Me Now 3 3
Notapusy 3 4
Title Season Episode
Mr. F 3 5
The Ocean Walker 3 6
Prison Break-In 3 7
Making a Stand 3 8
S.O.B.s 3 9
Fakin' It 3 10
Family Ties 3 11
Exit Strategy 3 12
Development Arrested 3 13
Flight of the Phoenix 4 1
Borderline Personalities 4 2
Indian Takers 4 3
The B. Team 4 4
A New Start 4 5
Double Crossers 4 6
Colony Collapse 4 7
Red Hairing 4 8
Smashed 4 9
Queen B. 4 10
A New Attitude 4 11
Señoritis 4 12
It Gets Better 4 13
Off the Hook 4 14
Blockheads 4 15
Family Leave 5 1
Self-Deportation 5 2
Everyone Gets Atrophy 5 3
An Old Start 5 4
Sinking Feelings 5 5
Emotional Baggage 5 6
Rom-Traum 5 7
Premature Independence 5 8
Unexpected Company 5 9
Taste Makers 5 10
Chain Migration 5 11
Check Mates 5 12
The Untethered Sole 5 13
Saving for Arraignment Day 5 14
Courting Disasters 5 15
The Fallout 5 16
[Ron Howard] While waiting for Michael to return from prison with Buster,
"[Ron Howard] While waiting for Michael to return from prison with Buster,"
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Like that god-awful thing you used to make me do
"Like that god-awful thing you used to make me do"
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for whatever reason, supports building the wall.
"for whatever reason, supports building the wall."
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Not in front of the grandkids. I don't want them to know
"Not in front of the grandkids. I don't want them to know"
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The next welcome home party's gonna be for us.
"The next welcome home party's gonna be for us."
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in his non-existent business,
"in his non-existent business,"
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[chuckles] ...coding and, um...
"[chuckles] ...coding and, um..."
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Click.
"Click."
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[John, on TV] It seems the Christian-y fellow...
"[John, on TV] It seems the Christian-y fellow..."
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-he'll be staying that way. -Why wouldn't he come out?
"-he'll be staying that way. -Why wouldn't he come out?"
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but trust me, it will come out
"but trust me, it will come out"
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Uh... [laughs]
"Uh... [laughs]"
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You realize you just said "balls"? [chuckles]
"You realize you just said "balls"? [chuckles]"
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these are paid protestors that the magicians hired.
"these are paid protestors that the magicians hired."
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[Ron] George Michael had first seen the name Anonymous
"[Ron] George Michael had first seen the name Anonymous"
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[Ron] ...which he thought was code
"[Ron] ...which he thought was code"
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-Have a good night. -[Ron] Having paid little attention
"-Have a good night. -[Ron] Having paid little attention"
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to the men in the Guy Fawkes masks.
"to the men in the Guy Fawkes masks."
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for scenario number two. You found out...
"for scenario number two. You found out..."
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-...without the guest of honor. -Don't you have him?
"-...without the guest of honor. -Don't you have him?"
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Now, you did let him know he was being released, right?
"Now, you did let him know he was being released, right?"
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Is that Oscar?
"Is that Oscar?"
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Well, somebody has to find him.
"Well, somebody has to find him."
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Not now, Maeby.
"Not now, Maeby."
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[Ron] Now the story of a wealthy family
"[Ron] Now the story of a wealthy family"
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[theme song playing]
"[theme song playing]"
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George Sr. had again been rejected by his wife.
"George Sr. had again been rejected by his wife."
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And, feeling low, he decided to get his affairs in order.
"And, feeling low, he decided to get his affairs in order."
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Well, I mean, Sudden Valley. I mean, that's yours.
"Well, I mean, Sudden Valley. I mean, that's yours."
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It's the last thing you'll ever need to do for me.
"It's the last thing you'll ever need to do for me."
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I've got slices of stale gummy bear, hard candies and a spare rib.
"I've got slices of stale gummy bear, hard candies and a spare rib."
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Oh...
"Oh..."
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-Dad, are you okay? -Roof balls! Jesus, quiet.
"-Dad, are you okay? -Roof balls! Jesus, quiet."
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All right, I guess we should get out.
"All right, I guess we should get out."
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[Oscar] No, no, I should've brought a key,
"[Oscar] No, no, I should've brought a key,"
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Because, you know, in silent movies, it's not real life.
"Because, you know, in silent movies, it's not real life."
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-No. -All right. So what do you think? Ready?
"-No. -All right. So what do you think? Ready?"
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Oh.
"Oh."
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Watching.
"Watching."
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Okay, wait. What's that over there?
"Okay, wait. What's that over there?"
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-so we don't just trip over each other. -Yeah.
"-so we don't just trip over each other. -Yeah."
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-and I know it's because of him. -[Michael] Dad,
"-and I know it's because of him. -[Michael] Dad,"
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You know? I mean, Mom loves you. She's just mad at you. You cheated on her.
"You know? I mean, Mom loves you. She's just mad at you. You cheated on her."
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to make you jealous, and so... You're the head of the family,
"to make you jealous, and so... You're the head of the family,"
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Yeah.
"Yeah."
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[Adhir] I have all the books here. Coming through.
"[Adhir] I have all the books here. Coming through."
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The Austero books are for British eyes only, as they say.
"The Austero books are for British eyes only, as they say."
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Okay. Uh, well, as copresident,
"Okay. Uh, well, as copresident,"
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[Gob] Saturday and Sunday semester.
"[Gob] Saturday and Sunday semester."
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Anyway, I don't know why I'm not allowed to look at the Austero books, but, uh,
"Anyway, I don't know why I'm not allowed to look at the Austero books, but, uh,"
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You know, I think that they had a plan
"You know, I think that they had a plan"
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-Good to see you. -[Adhir] You're doing great.
"-Good to see you. -[Adhir] You're doing great."
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So you're telling me that Dad thinks I'm responsible.
"So you're telling me that Dad thinks I'm responsible."
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They think I'm too stupid to...
"They think I'm too stupid to..."
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Yeah. You know what's funny?
"Yeah. You know what's funny?"
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That-- that would take sacrifice.
"That-- that would take sacrifice."
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well, midweek oil.
"well, midweek oil."
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upon their left-right walking system.
"upon their left-right walking system."
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except it's less veiny, and warmer.
"except it's less veiny, and warmer."
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[Ron] Meanwhile, Gob was preparing to walk out of a job
"[Ron] Meanwhile, Gob was preparing to walk out of a job"
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[Gob] This is just as tough for you as it is for me.
"[Gob] This is just as tough for you as it is for me."
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Man without a king. [chuckles]
"Man without a king. [chuckles]"
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that converts gay men and is, uh...
"that converts gay men and is, uh..."
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I would say going to a place like that will only make you miserable.
"I would say going to a place like that will only make you miserable."
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[Ron] But George Michael, meanwhile,
"[Ron] But George Michael, meanwhile,"
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was worried that his uncle had failed to set up the protesters.
"was worried that his uncle had failed to set up the protesters."
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-You know Betty White? -We share a weed dealer.
"-You know Betty White? -We share a weed dealer."
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Oh, shoot, not again.
"Oh, shoot, not again."
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The Guy Fawkeses.
"The Guy Fawkeses."
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But you can't live in fear, so... let's go.
"But you can't live in fear, so... let's go."
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they soon found themselves entangled
"they soon found themselves entangled"
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-Yeah. -Please don't hurt me.
"-Yeah. -Please don't hurt me."
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-[man 3] Make a chain! -[George Michael] This is all on me.
"-[man 3] Make a chain! -[George Michael] This is all on me."
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Yes, I went as you for Halloween last year.
"Yes, I went as you for Halloween last year."
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[George Michael] If you want to see a big empty room, we'll take a look,
"[George Michael] If you want to see a big empty room, we'll take a look,"
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-Fakeblock is-- -Yeah, Fakeblock is real.
"-Fakeblock is-- -Yeah, Fakeblock is real."
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[Rebel chuckles]
"[Rebel chuckles]"
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It's my place.
"It's my place."
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at that little Italian restaurant?
"at that little Italian restaurant?"
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I caught you with your secretary, and you asked,
"I caught you with your secretary, and you asked,"
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Go back to the Macaroni Grill.
"Go back to the Macaroni Grill."
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I'm busy, George. What do you want?
"I'm busy, George. What do you want?"
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-We're having fun, George. -[chuckles]
"-We're having fun, George. -[chuckles]"
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Yeah, that's another thing Dusty doesn't complain about,
"Yeah, that's another thing Dusty doesn't complain about,"
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You give him an allowance?
"You give him an allowance?"
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I'm alive.
"I'm alive."
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I don't call it that, I call it "a cry for help,"
"I don't call it that, I call it "a cry for help,""
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We got a tandem bike.
"We got a tandem bike."
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Uh, second-funnest thing you have.
"Uh, second-funnest thing you have."
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[man] It sounds like he said, "Don't help me."
"[man] It sounds like he said, "Don't help me.""
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Either way, it looks like he's having fun.
"Either way, it looks like he's having fun."
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Oh! Hey, we got dolphins. Let's hit it. Yes!
"Oh! Hey, we got dolphins. Let's hit it. Yes!"
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-I don't want you to think I'm a whore. -No.
"-I don't want you to think I'm a whore. -No."
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-shall we get on our knees? -Oh, are we starting?
"-shall we get on our knees? -Oh, are we starting?"
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[theme music playing]
"[theme music playing]"
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the Bluth family was recycling a welcome home party.
"the Bluth family was recycling a welcome home party."
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Why do we have to have a party every time someone in this family
"Why do we have to have a party every time someone in this family"
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-Some traditions get old. -[sighs]
"-Some traditions get old. -[sighs]"
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on your birthday.
"on your birthday."
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Cook?
"Cook?"
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Sally Sitwell won the election and now,
"Sally Sitwell won the election and now,"
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We need to come up with two million dollars
"We need to come up with two million dollars"
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-or we're gonna make powerful enemies. -Okay.
"-or we're gonna make powerful enemies. -Okay."
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-Right, shush. -[door closes]
"-Right, shush. -[door closes]"
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about the shady business scams
"about the shady business scams"
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-that go on in this family. -We lied to investors,
"-that go on in this family. -We lied to investors,"
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so we have no product and we're two million dollars in debt.
"so we have no product and we're two million dollars in debt."
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Oh, don't be ridiculous. My name isn't on anything.
"Oh, don't be ridiculous. My name isn't on anything."
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Why are you so riled up all of a sudden?
"Why are you so riled up all of a sudden?"
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[Ron] He was nervous because after his girlfriend invested
"[Ron] He was nervous because after his girlfriend invested"
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The pressures of his lie only grew worse.
"The pressures of his lie only grew worse."
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-...a date with a sexy man. -What? I thought
"-...a date with a sexy man. -What? I thought"
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-I was taking you out tonight. -[Rebel] Oh, relax, you're fine.
"-I was taking you out tonight. -[Rebel] Oh, relax, you're fine."
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Know what? I've never been attracted to handsome men.
"Know what? I've never been attracted to handsome men."
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Ah.
"Ah."
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Fakeblock is gonna change the world. Which reminds me, I'm dying to see it.
"Fakeblock is gonna change the world. Which reminds me, I'm dying to see it."
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No, I know, it's-- We've just been busy with all our coding and all the goddamn...
"No, I know, it's-- We've just been busy with all our coding and all the goddamn..."
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also programming, so it's ju--
"also programming, so it's ju--"
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But as soon as it's up and running, we'll-- we'll get you over there and--
"But as soon as it's up and running, we'll-- we'll get you over there and--"
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No. As a part-owner, I want to see it while all the work is happening,
"No. As a part-owner, I want to see it while all the work is happening,"
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